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![]() Author has written 1 story for Misc. Tv Shows. Hey! we're ale J. and anne W! . we are 13 years old and we loff to make stories about the jonas bro's . actually we're making this fic about kevin and his obssesion..soon we will post it. Favorite latin quotes: "mira mamitaaaa"-marietta.. "KEMATA! que mata? KEMATA!"- marietta & tais "en tu cara! en tu cara"- marietta "kevin, nick y yo!" - ale J y anne W. "esq la sister lo babeo..."-anne W! "aliaa!! as cometido una injerencia en mi vida privadaaa!!"--ale J "marietta leist el libro?.. a verdad eres analfabeta"-- ale J " what 's her name say it once again: anne J anne J anne J anne J!!"--ale J & anne w "Joe: ok i accepted it. i'm metrosexual and my favorite color is pink! "-jackie!! "marietta's rap: mi trrabajo es el mejor pues el tuyo es el peor y son unas loo loosers apush apush apush..etc..etc "-marietta. "antoo de casualidad escribi : maritteta en facebook. anto: colapsandoo de risa! " -ale & anto. "camilaaa es una chora de panessssss!! "-ale J.. "ale estas hablando sola? ale J : si!! " cami & ale!-. "when you grow like a flower..." -jackie & anne w. "kevin you're my best friend!"- jackie "NOO! joshi!!"- ursula & anne w. "que pequeño.."-cuty "suficiente!"-lucilu "OH Shit! what a big p..." -ursula "basta, compa,basta!"-marietta "exacto!"-marietta "nuestro pelo nos hace diferentes..."-vivi "I'm burnin up, burnin up for you Kevin!"- marietta & tais "mori y resucite.."-anne w. "al fin llegamos primeras!" -jacke & ale j. & anne w. (tiradas en el piso) "es TOXICO!" -ale j. -"¿se han dado cuenta de que odio a Marietta? Yo sí..." -ale j. "yo tambien te odio" -marietta -"entonces el odio es mutuo!" -anne w. (sonriendo) "es que soy analfabeta..." -marietta "Slam rocks my socks...and coy..!" -ale j. & anne w. "te vas a iluminar los ojos?!" -ale j. "1,2,3, Joe!" -jackie & anne w. "borratelo con BORRADOOORRR!" -marietta "mongaaaa...!" -ale j. "ya he leído 40 años!" -anto "tu primo se llama Kevin?" -marietta "ñacañacañaca..!" -anto "cumples el mismo dia que mi perrita!!" -marietta "la miss me asusta..." -anne w. "BAH..." -anto "mi mama con pelo rubio parece...no mama..." -anne w. "como te atreves! eres una indigna o que?!" -ale j. "no conozco a su hermana, pero la prefiero mas que alessandra..." -marietta "su hermana es mi mejor amiga" -marietta "mira mi regla EFFICENT con piecitos, es chusca" -marietta "odio a ese pervertido asqueroso" -ale j. "SI! CONVULSIONO!!" - giane "es un vomito humano!!" -ale j. "(tartamudeando)ma..ma...MALEADOO!" -ale j. "el cielo se cae" -anto "Oh cielo ven a mi" -jackie "soy alessandra y me gustan los negros...ese es mi osuro, con K!, secreto" -anto "cuando me rio se me baja el volumen de la risa..." -anne w. "todos son bien idiotas" -ale j. "somos primeras...SI SE CELOSA!" -anne w. "el liquid se murio..." -ale j. "en mi casa parece que un terremoto esta encerrado en mi ventana..." -anne w. "aahh! el sol! mis ojos! me derrito!" -anne w. " a alessandra le gusta un arbol" -marietta "borralo MASS!" -ale j. "booo malvada!" -anne w. "de que es la colecta" -la clase "de drogas, hay perdon perdon!" -ma. fernanda "mi Nickicito" -alita "Jailson=Jason=Kevin!" -anne w. "puedo sentir tus aretes?" -anto "los alpinistas escalan alpes y los andinistas escalan andes...DAH!" (al mismo tiempo) -anto & ale j. "Marietta, tienes un conejo, un erizo o algo con pelos, porque tus chompa esta lleno de ellos!?" -ale j. "Oh si!!" -anto & anne w. "DAH" -chloe (con efecto de rebote...) "pervertida!" -anne w. "RETIRA LO DICHOOO!" -marietta "marietta periodo mixto" -ale j. "es menos todo menos lo que esta en la rayita" -ale j. "DIOS SANTO MIO!!" -ale j. "Callate ya! por lo menos se que soy un trauma y hablo!" -marietta "marietta sera 100 por ciento emo chusca" -anto "marietta debe desmariattizarse" -anto "marietta alias chusca!" -ale j. "puedes decirle a alessandra que deje de puntiagudarme con su lápiz?" -marietta "okay Marietta, callate" -miss gaby -"pero miss..." -marietta "si marietta shh.." -ale j. -"q trauma..." -anne w. & anto -"tengo q hacer cosas Maria Paz" anne w. "Maria Paz?" -anto "que Maria Paz? -anne w. "Carmella lady" -anto -"ah?" -anne w. "Kevin es sexyvisionista" -marietta "te juro que escuche 'marietta pasame el geniograma en vez de calculadora..." -anto "(fingiendo el llanto" mmm...mmmm...mala!" -ale j. "verrugin, verrugin, verugin, gin, gin!" -anto "atrevete a pegarmelo!" -marietta "son la tres y donce" -anne w. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile If you ran down an up escalater copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile. i'm the kind of person who lauqhs at a joke 3 times If you think the purple teli-tubie is related to Michel Jackson post this onto your profile. If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, ect) copy this to your profile. If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, SesshomaruLover23, Celestial Slytherin- Black, Animefangirlforever, xxalejxannewxx95 If you love the band Paramore put this in your profile. If you love the band Simple Plan put this in your profile. TRUE JOBROS FANS... 1. Know all of their full names (even frankies) if u are a true Jonas brothers fan repost this or put this on ur channel True Fans believe that the Jonas Brothers brought sunglasses back into style; NOT Paris Hilton Hello beautiful, it's 7:05 in Australia, and I'm so bored with these Games, I've been to the Year 3000 while I was there I went to Hollywood saying Nick J is off the Chain. I wish I were Mandy so I could have 6 Minutes with you. Don't Tell Anyone, but I hope you Appreciate me saying I have a Crazy Kinda Crush on You. Please be Mine for Eternity. Hold On, I'm Still In Love With You. When You Look Me in the Eyes, we're Inseparable. This is an SOS, because you're What I Go to School For, Don't Walk Away because you Just Don't Know it. I Will be the Light, even if we're Just Friends. I can't Take a Breath because I Wan'na Be like You. Don't blame me if I'm Wrong Again ...I might be an Underdog, but I Am What I Am. You're helping Poor Unfortunate Souls and I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future now but we can take it One Day at a Time. I know it could be a while before you say "Please Be Mine" and "you're the Girl Of My Dreams" because it might be A Little Bit Longer before you know that I don't want to Move On, but Hey, We're Gonna be Alright because We Got the Party with Us. Well, That's Just the Way We Roll. It's Time For Me to Fly so Goodnight and Goodbye!! Jonas Brothers This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. My name is Sarah I am but three, my eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, what else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. 15 ways to win a girls heart: 1)Hug her from behind. ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨)¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) If you have O.J.J.D (Obsessive Joseph Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile. If you have O.K.J.D (Obsessive Kevin Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile. If you have O.N.J.D (Obsessive Nicholas Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile. If you have O.F.J.D (Obsessive Frankie Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile. If you have O.J.B.D (Obsessive Jonas Brothers Disorder), put this in your profile Please, if you would, don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry. Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Goodbye". Now you have 2 choices; 1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry" 2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are ... Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! If you've ever done something "blonde", put this in your profile. THIS IS FOR EVER KEVIN JONAS HATER OUT THERE: Why do you hate Kevin Jonas so much? He's just as important as his brothers are, he's just as sweet and as kind as his brothers are. People say they're true fans, but then they turn around and make fun of, or mock, Kevin. True fans like Kevin Jonas, too, not just his brothers. True fans don't hate the girls they date just because they want the boys for themselves. True fans want the boys to be happy, in whatever they do. True fans aren't "obsessive" and think that one day they're going to MARRY them. True fans don't yell at other people when they say, "I'm Mrs._Jonas." True fans love every one of those boys equally, including little Frankie, and even their parents. Put this on your profile if you know you're a true fan. Started by JonasFreak07 "When life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell... "I WANT THE JONAS BROTHERS!" Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child? 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Joe Jonas said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that didn't do it. Psh, that would mean that there would be less girls, and more chances to be with Joe Jonas. You know you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did "...I want all the broken hearts, all the lost dreams, and every person who's ever been let down to sing this song at the top of their lungs. 'Cause something happens when 12,000 people come together to sing a song, right?" Mommy, I love you --tear jerker copy and paste thingy Try not to cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech If you think Kevin Jonas should be on "Dancing With the Stars", copy and paste this into your profile. I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY And most of all I'M SORRY |
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