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![]() Author has written 2 stories for Danny Phantom, and iCarly. As of August 3rd, 2009, my pen name was changed from HermyStar to WanderingThroughDarkness! Now For All Of My Loyal Reviewers I Have This To Say: I KNOW WHEN YOU READ MY FICS BUT DON'T LEAVE A REVIEW! I'M PSYCHIC WHOO! Hey!! I'm an average 11 year old. The only difference is that I'm the only person I know that writes fanfics except for Alexia Moonlight. We 11-year-old nerds gotta stick together!! Whooo!! I have a fiction press account and one story up. Check it out! Here's a link: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/670153/ I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING BETA REQUESTS!! Disorder Rating URL of the test: Now, for the reason I even bothered to fill in my profile... COPY AND PASTE THINGYS!! If you are obsessed with DANNY PHANTOM, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your friends don't really like DANNY PHANTOM, but you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. .•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) ~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer~ If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile. If you hate doors copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." You live off of sugar and caffine People think you're insane. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) If you completely hate Nick for ending production on DANNY PHANTOM, copy and paste this into your profile If you didn't like the way Phantom Planet ended, copy this into your profile. If you can't go an hour without thinking about DANNY PHANTOM copy this into your profile. If you have never heard of Danny Phantom watch it and copy and paste this on your profile If you hate Nickelodeon for not advertising your favorite show enough, then copy this into your profile! DPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDPDP11111111 DP symbol make (c) someone else Long Live DANNY PHANTOM. Lost and NEVER forgotten. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz. fang-is-mysterious,Iamisabellaswan, mystic black, Phantom42, TPcrazy, Nut and Shell,HermyStar If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. If you are going into Danny Phantom withdrawal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're half ghost copy this to your profile.(snicker) Her name was Aroura She was only five And this is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Looked in an attic Her only friend Was a toy little bear It was old and worn out It had patches of hair She always talked to it When no ones's around She lays there and hugs it Not peeping a sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in a corner Quietly thinking "Why God? Why is My life life stinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For everything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hour went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she had made She thrust the blade Right into her chest "You deserve to die You worthless pest!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house The quickly barged in Everything was quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor It must had been bad To go through such harm But at least she died with her best friend in her arms This story is so freaking sad! Copy and paste this onto your profile if you want child abuse to stop! If you don't then that just proves how heartless you are! If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile. If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to you're profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever argued with yourself and lost, copy and paste this into your profile. 85 percent of the people who read Harry Potter think Luna Lovegood is crazy. 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If you ever mispronounced an easy word (such as the word 'and' or 'the'), put this in your profile Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile. If you wanna travel when you get older, copy this into your profile! No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you think Fanfiction.net is way better than Myspace could ever hope to be in eternity, copy and paste and add your name to the list: otherrelmwriter, ChibiSkitty-donna, AquaFlameElementalist, Luvablenerd, soraroxas365, Dying-Lunar-Mystery, HermyStar If you think being normal or the same as everyone else is BORING! Copy and paste this to your Profile and add your name to the list to show that being normal is NOT cool. Dying-Lunar-Mystery, HermyStar If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random!(but I'm crayzee too) If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. I hate pop-ups. 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If every time the first answer to a test is "D," you laugh silently (or out loud) because of Danny Phantom: The Ultimate Enemy, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know that goth and emo are 2 different things, copy this to your profile! If you have parents that don't understand you copy this into your profile. If you have a friend that is seriouslly hyper all the time,annoys you,thinks wrong,and every time your around her you wonder how you guys became friends, copy this into your profile. If you do your homework while watching tv copy this into your profile. If you know that the government is up to something evil and hate them copy this into your profile. If your pretty different from others copy this into your profile. 96 percent of people watch Spongebob, if you are the 4 percent who despice it copy this into your profile. If you hate overly confident people copy this to your profile. If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to tour profile. 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Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. If you love Jesus with one hundred percent of your heart copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile. If you have ever locked yourself in your room and started sobbing uncontrolablly copy this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. 'Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your option. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child? If you're against abortion, re-post this --POST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!-- I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. --Thank you-- If you think that plagiarism is a stupid, pointless crime, then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you the difference between "its" and "it's", then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that Danny Phantom is the most awesome TV show on the planet, then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think people who are sexist and racist should rot in Hell, then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that someone should go blow Brittney Spears' brains out, then copy and paste this onto you profile. If you're tired of all these copy and paste its, then DON'T copy and paste this onto your profile and pat yourself on the back for a job well done. Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. I am the boyfriend who almost didn't walk out on my pregnant girlfriend. I am the baby who almost didn't get aborted. I am the wife who almost didn't cheat on my husband. I am the child who almost listened to my mom when she said that it was dangerous to play in a busy street. I am the teenager who almost said no when I was offered crack. I am the kid who almost didn't drop out of high school. I am the child who almost didn't listen to the stranger when he pulled over and offered to give me a ride to school. I am the man who almost didn't rape my little sister's best friend. I am the girl who almost said no to the bottomless amounts of beer that I was offered. I am the teenager who almost didn't commit suicide because my mom, dad, and grandma died. Don't almost do anything. YES or NO. NEVER JUST ALMOST. FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask her, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "dude drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! DO YOU KNOW?? On a Sears hairdryer: kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a girl or boy that hasn't had a real girlfriend/boyfriend yet, copy this to your profile. If you have never drank, smoked, or been to rehab, copy this to your profile. If you love anime, copy this to your profile. If you support Danny/Sam, post this on your profile. If you support Danny/Vlad as a father/son pairing, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile. If you'r a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile. 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If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile. If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile. (Guilty as charged...) If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (guilty!) If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile. HYPER!! This poem is awesome. It's not mine, and I take no credit for it. I just copied and pasted it from somewhere else. Girls By: Emo Rose Words of Wisdom It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbour’s newspaper, that's the time to do it. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. 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Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving. Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes. WHAT MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME RELIGION. MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT TIME TRAVEL. MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME LOGIC. MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME FORESIGHT. MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME IRONY. MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS. MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT CONTORTIONISM. MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT STAMINA. MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT WEATHER. MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME HOW TO SOLVE PHYSICS PROBLEMS. MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT HYPOCRISY. MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME THE CIRCLE OF LIFE. MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT ENVY. Questions of the Year: When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their signs?? How did snowplow drivers get to work? When the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him/her he/she has the right to remian silent? If you'll always be a kid inside, no matter how old you get, put this on you're profile. IF YOU THINK THAT KIDS SHOULD RULE THE WORLD, PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE! :D If you believe in afterlife, put this on your profile. "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now This is a poem about Drug Abuse, if you care at all, copy and paste this poem to your profile: The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If you hate it when people tell you to do something two seconds after they tell you the first time like you're retarded or something, copy and paste this onto your profile You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' | |||||||
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