![]() Author has written 6 stories for Teen Titans, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who, Smallville, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Young Justice, and Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel. Name: as far as u need to know it's clawx2 Age: 0-100 Favorite Books: The Inheritance Cycle, The Guardians of Time Trilogy, Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson, Pendragon, Harry Potter Favorite Manga: Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, FMA, Liar Game, 1/2 Prince, Hunter x Hunter Favorite TV Shows: Teen Titans, Smallville, NCIS, Bones, Lie To Me, Eureka, Warehouse 13 Top 4 Authors: Christopher Paolini, Marianne Curley, JK Rowling, DJ MacHale Favorite Video Games: 007 Nightfire, Starwars Battle Front II Favorite Pairings: Seddie, BBRae, Eragon/Arya Things I Dislike: People who use txt talk in real life, people who are homophobic, people who intentionally are cruel to people and animals for no reason, etc. Favorite Mythical Creatures: Dragons and The Phoenix Favorite Number: 25 Most said phrases (acording to my friends): "I swear it wasn't me!!!" "Oh... Hi. How are you? No. Of course I wasn't just talking about you."(after just talking about a person who just appeared behind me) "So how can I mess with you guys today?" (to any of my friends almost daily) --Cut and Paste-- Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile. 95 percent of teenagers are worried about being popular. If you are part of the 5 percent who are not, copy and paste this to your profile. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breath. If you are part of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever stayed up and read past 4 in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (For me personally the latest is 2PM the day after the 4AM [ I read for 26 hours]) f you think Elva is an obnoxious jerk to EVERYONE, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile. 99 percent of teens would have a heart attack is facebook and myspace were simultaneously destroyed. If you would be one of the one percent who would be laughing your butt off, or attending a funeral and laughing your butt off, then copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Arya and Eragon are MEANT to be together. If CP doesn't make it happen i will applaud him for standing up to the fan base, staying true to his artistic direction, twisting the story to make us feel sooo much emotion we will burst and then i will find out where he lives, kidnap him, torture him, and then kill him for blasphemy. Feel the same? You know the drill! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. 98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile (So yesterday I had waffles for breakfast...) If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, xnarutoxrocksx,SakuraUchiha101, SakuraHarunoKinomoto, Storm Midnight, Star Wars nut, FlameWing41, Pie in the Face, clawx2, Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile. If you are of the opinion that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, copy this into your profile. If you have ever read something and got sucked into that book, copy this into your profile. If you enjoy books about dragons, copy this into your profile. If you enjoy fantasy in general, copy this into your profile. If you have copied and pasted more than 10 things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. (\)_(/) There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you LOSE when it becomes weird. If you agree with this, copy and paste this to your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan, BellaPerea, kairika, Arya-Svit-Kona1, InheritanceArtist(it happens daily ;), Pie in the Face, clawx2 (DUH!!), Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile If you are odd and proud of it, you know the drill. If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile. pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. If you're blonde but certainly not dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think having a tail would be the COOLEST THING EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love winding people up for the fun of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you believe in aliens copy and paste this. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Grind teeth WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Any type as long as I like it WHAT DO YOU MISS? Friends I have made knowing that I will most likely never see them again WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S) laptop and my bracelet my girlfriend made me DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Yes THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? myself WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Um… don’t know I don’t like perfume. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? neither WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? pepperonis WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? A black rose (don’t laugh we all have different tastes) DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes my girlfriend FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Recycled Generation and Levis WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Who knows? SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 25 BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Blonds WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Human nature YOUR WEAKNESSES? fears MET ANYONE FAMOUS? yes WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Thanking someone for reviewing on my first story HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? yes WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? my eyes WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? I don’t know but every time I get yelled at by my family and friends cause I have no idea HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 1-3 (either own or adopted I don’t care I will still love them) DO YOU WISH ON STARS? I have been known to DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? no ANY BAD HABITS? Bad temper and being “annoying” WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I don’t have CD’s IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Who knows if I was someone else I wouldn’t be me so how would I know DO LOOKS MATTER? nope HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? throw things, growl, punch, hiss (like a cat), rant about different things (usually comics, science, psychology, etc.) WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My church (even though I’m not that religious I have good friends there that care for me) WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Bionicles HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 27 WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yep DO YOU USE SARCASM? Nope never (rolls eyes) WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Online: claw;;; in real life: not going to tell you it would give away my name WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Bon Jovi, Journey, Lifehouse WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Teen Titans, Eureka, Doctor Who, and NCIS WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Cookies n’ cream and cherry DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes… WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Last week 1. Are you in a relationship with anyone? Yep! AND PROUD OF IT! 2. Favorite TV show from the 90s- Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3. Genre of music you listen to most- Rock and alt. 4. What are you listening to right now?- None 5. Ever broken a bone?- Nope 6. Have you ever shot a gun?- No 7. Ever broken someone's heart?- No 8. Summer or winter?- Both have their perks, but i prefer fall. 9. Ever sang in public?- I was in chorus for two years, so… 10. What was the last thing you dressed up as for Halloween? A car crash victim 11. Favorite outfit- shorts and 100% cotton shirt 12. Embarrassed yourself at school? Not that I know of though I have embarrassed my friends 13. What do you want most right now? No idea 14. Ever fell in love with a childhood friend? yes 15. Do you have an obsession with a specific color? black and red 16. Blown something up? Nope, but I want to 17. Article of clothing you always wear? necklace 18. Last movie you watched- Tremors 19. Last person that called you- grandparents 20. What song can you not stand to be on the radio? Everywhere (personal reason, not cause I dislike the song) 21. First pet? Goldfish, gerbil, dog, and cat (had them already when I was born) 22. Songs that remind you of your friends-None that I can think of 23. Hobbies? Reading, writing, listening to music, thinking of ways to mess with my friends. 24. Things you never leave the house without- clothes 25. What do you wanna be when you grow up? At the moment a lawyer. Stupidest labels ever: On Tesco's Tiramisudessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (oops...) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (no, really? I never would have guessed) On packaging for a Rowentairon: "Do not iron clothes on body." (That explains so much) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On NytolSleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (I sure hope so) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what exactly?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I don't want to know) On Sainsbury's Peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Thank you captain obvious) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So if they were fake fake bacon bits, would they be real?) On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."(When else are we supposed to find time to use it?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!) On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??) On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion). On a bag of Fritos!: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special)? On a Korean knife: “Keep out of children” (I should bloody well hope so!) Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop"(That means you, Hulk! Put that bloody aeroplane down, you might drop it!) Scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (Again, I should bloody well hope so!) Baby Oil-"Keep out reach of children." (Good thing babies aren't children, isn't it!) Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Yeah. My grandmother died because she thought my hair dye was ice-cream topping and put it in a sundae) Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (OMG!! That's as amazing as a newsreader reading the news!) Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.) RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (Did someone do this once...?) Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (No Shit, Sherlock) Isn't it ironic how the word 'politics' has the Latin prefix 'poli' meaning 'many', and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?" - Anonymous For all those stalkers I know you are reading this You know you get distracted easily if... OH MY GOD WHAT"S THAT?!?!? I feel like I have to put this, I was watching Buffy and I noticed if no one in that show had superpowers I could easily match them up with my friends personalities. It could be witches, some evil witches, Put an X if you have done these things things. X You've run into a glass/screen door. xYou have jumped out of a moving vehicle X You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. x You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. You type only with two fingers. You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. You have caught yourself drooling. XXXXX People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (so many times a day) xYou have eaten a bug x You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand. ( I was texting my girlfriend and told her to wait i can't find my phone) You forward forwards because you are scared that what they say _will happen to you if you don 't ._ x When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here COEXIST coexista,сосуществуйте,병존하십시오,共存しなさい,coesista,συνυπάρξτε,koexistieren Sie,coexistez,coëxisteer,共存,تعايش,naas mekaar bestaan,בכפיפה אחת The Heavens Siblings Living |
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