TrappedAndAnnoyed
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Joined 10-19-02, id: 282907
Author has written 6 stories for StarTrek: Voyager, Monk, Lord of the Rings, and Parodies and Spoofs.
My name and addresses are- JUST KIDDING!! I'm 16 and go to a private school. I'm a Christain. My favorite TV shows are (in this order):
1)Star Trek: Voyager
2) Andromeda
3) The Lone Gunmen (THEY AREN'T DEAD!)
4) Monk
5) Stargate
6) XFiles
My favorite movies are:
1) Lord of the Rings. All three of them (even though that one hasn't come out yet)
2) Pirates of the Caribbean (it's so good!! Jack Sparrow is sssooo cool!)
3)X Men
4) Legally Blonde
4) Blast from the Past

I am A HHHHHHHHUUUUUGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE D/7er!!! They would be perfect together. Hey, I still have hope. I also like J/C. ;-)
I love reading fanfiction, especially Tom Paris angst stories, and Harper stories. I have started a few really long stories, but I can never finish them. *sigh*

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Old Friends, Past Lives by Original Max A reviews
Anamaria recreated herself into the fierce pirate she is today, but what happens when a person from her past life comes aboard the Black Pearl? Remember: Hell hath not fury like a woman scorn.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,396 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 9/22/2003
Banished Demons by Lykosdracos reviews
COMPLETE- Written before Pirates 2 and 3 this story details Jack's life from childhood to the day he pulls into Port Royale at the beginning of Pirates 1. Ties in to Midnight Rescue, though both can be read as seperate stories.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,972 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/12/2004 - Complete
Dark Times used to be Untitled by Chibi Hermione reviews
Dark killer on the loose, can Jack find who it is in time to rescue Anamaria? Read to find out! joint effort with Lykosdracos UPDATE: ch.3
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,470 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Ghosts from the Past by Jeaniegirl reviews
COMPLETE JOC Jack is haunted with a part of his past that he wishes he can just forget. Unfortunately, fate wont let him, and neither will she. Thankfully, there's lots of rum.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,003 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Trade with the Devil by PineAppleLint reviews
SEQUEL TO 'MEETING HIS MATCH'. Terrence Gallagher and Jack Sparrow are at it again! A stranger bestows Terrence with a valuable item, and she realizes she is in more trouble than she bargained for...what price will they pay for playing with fire?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,562 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Complete
Protector of Life by EstelWolfe reviews
Jack and crew find themselves facing not only other pirates in search of treasure, but an ancient Mayan power with an agenda of its own.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,304 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 3/28/2004
Blood Rising by otherhawk reviews
AU as of DMC. Sequel to Sparrow's Fall. A tragedy on the day of Will and Elizabeth's wedding turns friends against each other. Will they put aside their differences to concentrate on a common foe?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,254 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 3/10/2004
The Silence of the Deep by Unknown Shore reviews
The 'main gang' must work to stop a ruthless pirate from both sides of the Atlantic. UPDATE The wheels turn.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,529 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 7/30/2003
Truth of a Pirate's Past by OrliBloomsGRL reviews
Set after first movie, differs from 2nd and 3rd films. Will/Elizabeth Jack/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,210 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 7/28/2003
Legacy by gotmilk reviews
An ancient Earth philosopher once wrote: “There is no great genius without some touch of madness.” Unfortunately for Seamus Harper and the crew of the Andromeda Ascendant... he was right.
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,018 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Complete
Before The Dawn by FalconWing reviews
When a disgiused Jack is taken hostage along with other guests from Will and Elizabeth's wedding, it's all about waiting for the opportune moment to reveal himself. But how can he turn this to his advantage? Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,162 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/1/2005 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Complete
Do I Have To Cry For You? by hollow-ambitions reviews
...Understand, we'll go hand-in-hand, but we'll walk alone in fear... -If it's not okay, then it's not the end. A sequel to Lord Knows I Can't Change, set three years later.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,018 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 10/24/2003 - William T./Bootstrap Bill, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Bootstrap's Revenge by esteed reviews
Bootstrap is freed from his watery tomb, and he know who to blame-Jack! Newly updated!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 7/31/2003
Remember Me by Lavender Wonder reviews
Sequel to 'Tell No Lies'. On 'The Black Pearl', things seem pretty peaceful…but peace never lasts, at least in the life of Captain Jack Sparrow. Will he be able to survive when his enemy is…himself?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,744 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 6/11/2004
Past and Present by Holliday1081 reviews
A sequel to A Beginning What happens when Anamaria's past collides with her present. JA
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,736 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2004 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Anamaria, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
I Don't Want to be Up by Trekkie Lizard reviews
In response to Pixie’s challenge. Centered around Major Sheppard. --Update-- Also in response to Admiral's challenge.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 7/28/2004
Sparrows and Secrets by Queen of Hellions reviews
It has been nearly a year since the movie ended and Commodore Norrington still strives to prove his love to Elizabeth, but he blows it big time at her wedding...everything seems to be going wrong, even when an injured Jack Sparrow shows up.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003
The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters by Lunatic reviews
When Jack 'commandeers' a new ship on sea he gains something more than only a ship.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,327 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004
Caveat Emptor by Maimat B reviews
JackAna When the market is for bodies and the supplier is picking off pirates, who is the one most needing to beware the other? COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,775 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Complete
Haunted by Brazen Wulf reviews
During Will & Elizabeth's wedding a vengeful being surfaces. E. disappears & when Jack, Will, & Ana attempt to find her a terrible fate befalls them. They all are captured & must face a force never before conceived & a torment unlike any other. FINSHED!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,715 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Complete
You Know What They Say About Paybacks by Kodiak Bear Country reviews
[COMPLETE]Shepard and McKay are the catalyst behind Weir sending them on an assignment geared towards a little revenge, unfortunately, things aren't so harmless on the planet.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,857 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/9/2004 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Complete
Black Treasure, Divine Stone by AhiFlame reviews
Sequel to TDoC. No matter what, our pasts come back to haunt us, often when we least expect it. A new treasure draws Jack into a dark secret, with his friends following. Will the Sparrow endure this storm? COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,630 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 5/9/2004 - Complete
Taking Your Chances by LaVieSansAmour reviews
Anamaria glared up at Jack from the Caribbean waters.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,662 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004
Family Ties by Takada Saiko reviews
Jack and Ana Maria thought they'd left their friends the Pratts in their dust near fifteen years before, but what happens when they come back and decide to go after Ana once more? Can Jack save her this time?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,332 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Complete
Two Months Later by Takada Saiko reviews
AU(had an alternate ending), Two months after the ordeal with John Shooter, Mort thinks he's safe. His ex wife Amy and he are getting along better, even if she is still with Ted, and he's writing his book, but what happens when Shooter returns?
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 6/27/2004
A Grand Total of Three Days by Lunatic reviews
[Complete] This is the story about Jack's three days he spent on that godforsaken spit of land, after Barbossa took over his Pearl. Find out what happened then and learn more about Jack's foggy past.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,983 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Complete
Becoming The Fifth Race Series by dinkydow reviews
Jack gets some help from the Asgard.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65,075 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/19/2004 - J. O'Neill
Pirates of the Caribbean: A Curse Renewed by LOTRwolf reviews
(2 years later) When a sailor swept off to Isle de Muerta during a storm accidentally takes a peice of the stolen treasure, Barbossa returns with a new crew to reclaim the Black Pearl. This does not look good for Jack and the others.CP 12 UP
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,559 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 8/25/2003
One Last Breath by Lykosdracos reviews
COMPLETE- Jack Sparrow poisoned by the agents of East India. Will he pull through or will this finally be the end of the illustrious Captain Jack Sparrow?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,178 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/17/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Complete
A Shelter in the Storm by JackFan2 reviews
Jack and Ana must weather bumpy seas in their new found relationship. Admissions of love don't come easy, but the heart won't be silenced it will always find a way to speak.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,032 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2004 - Published: 11/15/2003
Chained to You by Titty Walker reviews
Another exploration of the infamous stolen boat incident. Gin, galleons and galoots galore, as Jack attempts to stay alive while remaining within arm's reach of Anamaria's slapping hand.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2004 - Published: 4/15/2004
Return of the Sparrow by Kayden Eidyak reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow is free at last. But when he encouters a British ship that's been attacked, he and his crew are blamed. It's up to Jack and Will to prove his innocence and find the true culprits.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,598 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2004 - Published: 8/23/2003
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Cave of Wonders by The Amazing Nie reviews
Plot developement occurs in the nexdt 3-4 chapters. Ch. 4 - What happens when Will and liz fight, sword to sword?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,910 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003
The Cave of Serpentara by future tkd blackbelt reviews
Jack and Will pillage a ship, and find an attractive stowaway who holds the secret to something Jack wants very much. As the adventure continues everyone seemes to be drawn to this young woman...but Jack especially.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2004 - Published: 7/24/2003
A Royal Welcome by Alyosha1 reviews
Jack Sparrow is returning to Port Royal for repairs - Though initially expected to be a drama, this story has become more of a comedy, a DRAMATIC comedy, mind you. :)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2004 - Published: 7/22/2003
Legends Never Die by Eradien reviews
jack sparrow gets himself into trouble..again.please read review.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2004 - Published: 12/29/2003
Do As I Say, Not As I Do by Yakkorat reviews
Life and death. Love and loss. How much can one man endure? JA, WE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004
A pirate's tale by Brazen Wulf reviews
Jack Sparrow is forced to help a woman that would like to see him thrown off a cliff...a feeling that is mutual. Both are at each others throats and running for their lives in an adventure niether can help being in! ON HOLD
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,568 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2004 - Published: 8/12/2003
Pirates of the Caribbean: Captain Jill Sparrow by Salienne de Lioncourt reviews
What if Jack Sparrow had a sister, one who was just a bit crazed? And what if she got his ship, outsmarted him at a few too many turns, and was after a certain item he kept quite close to heart? (Item, not person!) About 2 years after movie
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,795 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/21/2003 - Published: 8/17/2003
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Isle of Shadows by Indigo Phoenix reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow and his crew disembark at the Isle of Shadows hoping to unearth the mythical lost treasure of the Morning Rose. The guardians of the island, however, have different ideas. . .
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/7/2003
Freedom by Aiyh-Sa reviews
When Jack and Anamaria get captured by another pirate ship, can they escape and find their way back to the Black Pearl? JackAna romance!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2003
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Return of Bootstrap by Vendetta's Echo reviews
After hearing some startling information, Jack returns to Port Royal, ready to embark with Will and Elizabeth on another adventure. Rating for later chapters. Elizabeth/Will.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,070 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2003 - Published: 7/23/2003
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THE TRUTH! reviews
I bet you thought Monopoly was just an innocnet board game...YOU WERE WRONG! PLEASE RR flames accepted!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2004
Lord of the Ice Cube: Fellowship of the Cooler reviews
When the Sacred Ice Cube reappears after thousands of years, it’s up to a small, whiny hobbit and his “friends” to melt it! PLEASE RR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2003
Before and After AU reviews
What would it be like if Kes' future in Before and After did happen? Chapter One is totally re-done! *PLEASE R/R* i LOVE feedback!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Kes
Endgame Explained reviews
If there are people like Captain Braxton out there preventing time travel, how did Endgame happen?!? **PLEASE** R/R :-)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2003
Clean Finish reviews
You know that scene in Marathon Man where Sharona and Monk were going to race?... I LLLOOVVEEE reviews!!
Monk - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2/21/2003
Stranger Things Have Happened reviews
What would have happened if the Doctor did tell Seven how he felt? This is my first fic...be nice! *PLEASE R/R*
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2003 - Doctor, Seven of Nine