Emperor Celoaxium
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Joined 07-05-14, id: 5871140, Profile Updated: 04-20-17
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Fairy Tail.

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Hi, I'm Emperor Celoaxium.


Current Projects

Jellal, a Hogwarts Professor: Basically Dumbledore hire Jellal as a professor to teach about the FT world and protect Harry since the Ministry is trying to interfere at Hogwarts. This one actually has a chapter uploaded! I'll try to update it every 1-2 weeks. (Which is obviously not happening right now. So sorry) (Wew, almost two years have gone by, will make sure to update this soon)

Soul Eater: A fan fiction with Stein and having to bake a cake. (I like food)

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Cards Against Humanity's Last Hope by SinfulAvenue reviews
Levi anxiously glared at his hand, five pairs of expectant eyes gleamed as they waited on him to read out what was written on the black card. What a horrible idea this was, a tasteless game for vulgar people. Finally he found the composure to read out the degrading question. "How did I lose my virginity?" he said without flinching. Five mouths dropped open!
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,255 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/29/2018 - Published: 5/16/2016 - Eren Y., Jean K., Hange Z., Levi A.
The Mad Professor by Sadhelm2 reviews
Stein never thought he'd be a teacher. Especially not a teacher secretly observing Wizard-kind for Lord Death. Stein goes to Hogwarts! Stein-centric.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 126,136 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 1/20/2014
DADA with L and Light by WomanFromTheOldKingdom reviews
L and Light are in DADA with Umbridge. Short little story with barely any plot. Might be funny. L being monotone and Light being contrary. Now due to popular demand it is a series of drabbles. Review if you have any story ideas.Only marked as completed so more people will read it :)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 12,612 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Light Y., L - Complete
Dance of the Fairies, Flight of the Phoenix by Fergus Flamacron reviews
Six years after the attack by Acnologia, a catastrophic event leads the entire island of Tenroujima and everyone on it to be flung headfirst into another world. A world with different people, different magic and different threats. What happens when Dragon Slayers meet with the Boy Who Lived? Pairings mostly, but not entirely, the same as canon. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 65 - Words: 719,106 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 6/5/2017 - Published: 6/15/2014 - [Natsu D., Lisanna S.] Harry P., N. Tonks
Voldemort Lives Again! Justin Law at Hogwarts? - DISCONTINUED by Random Riter11 reviews
Dark wizards, corrupted souls, and obnoxious children. Justin Law is not excited about his newest assignment, hunting down "Lord Voldemort". He's even less excited about his cover - Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at a school for Witches. But, anything for Lord Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,568 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Justin Law
Blood Appeal by Skarlashka reviews
Mumei wanted more blood. But not just any blood. She wanted Yukina's. One-shot set between episodes 6 and 7. Written after watching up to episode 7.
Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress/甲鉄城のカバネリ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2016 - Mumei, Yukina - Complete
Change by Griselda Banks reviews
Oneshot. Spoilers for entire series. Harry decides to do something about the injustices inherent in the Sorting system.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
A Piercing of the Heart by lifeconnoisseur reviews
Levy decided to get her ears pierced in an attempt to have some sort of change in her normal, everyday life. And boy did she get it... just not in the way she had expected. Modern day Gajevy. Rated T for language once or twice.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Hide and Seek by lifeconnoisseur reviews
Mavis Vermillion entered the woods in search of fairies and came out with not what she had hoped for, but something so much better. Zervis.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Zeref, Mavis V. - Complete
Significant Digits by adeebus reviews
(Continuation of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality) It's easy to make big plans and ask big questions, but harder to follow them through. Find out what happens to Harry Potter-Evans-Verres, Hermione, Draco, and everyone else once they grow into their roles as leaders, leave the shelter of Hogwarts, and venture out into a wider world. Permanent home: anarchyishyperbole com
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 298,709 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort - Complete
The Transformation of a Scottish Lioness by JustFishy reviews
My interpretation of the evolution of Minerva McGonagall and the events that shape her into a titan of the wizarding world. Taking place between her sixth year at Hogwarts and the end of the second wizarding war. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,218 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/1/2016 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Albus D., Minerva M., Alastor M., G. Merrythought
ONE GOOD TURN DESERVES ANOTHER by Corellian Maid reviews
Han is working on the MILLENNIUM FALCON and asks Leia to go get a part for him.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2016 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Chewbacca - Complete
La Résistance by TamoraSky reviews
In 1940 the Nazis occupied Northern France, the town of Magnolia being a part of Vichy France. In this small town there is a cafe called Fairy Tail, run by Laxus and Mirajane Dreyer who constantly serve German officers and right under the nazi's noses they also run the resistance in Magnolia.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,416 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain] [Laxus D., Mirajane S.] - Complete
Severus Goes Boom by CUtopia reviews
Experiments can go wrong - Even if they are done by the greatest potions master!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Severus S. - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 4,282 - Follows: 1,241 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Burning Bright by Fareetauhl reviews
Mard Greer had always been aware of how fragile human lives were. Yet it had never truly mattered, until he met her.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 10/14/2015 - Lucy H., Mard Geer - Complete
Of Madness and Mischief by PercyJacksonAlways reviews
A hunting trip was sure to turn competitive especially when a certain Ranger and Elf is concerned. Even Lord Elrond, wise and gifted with the power of foresight, just knew that something terrible would happen. With those two away with no mature supervision, something nasty was bound to get them. Lighthearted oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond - Complete
between fantasies and reality by MGO reviews
That meeting room... that damn meeting room with that glass door and hidden corner. Oh how Hermione dreamed about being in that hidden corner with a certain grey eyed co-worker. It's all just a fantasy... A Dramione smutty oneshot. AU WARNING, IT'S RATED FOR A REASON... LEMONS AHEAD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/14/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
First Meeting by TheBlindReader reviews
A tiny oneshot about the first time Haymitch and Effie met.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2015 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
71 Things Tony Stark is Not Allowed To Do by moonyandme reviews
27. Tony is not allowed to anger Bruce just so he can get piggy back rides from the Hulk.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/14/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Slow by OlieGoldenWolf reviews
They share breath, bodies and soul. Here, cradle in their little love nest, with their flesh joined and their souls naked, time becomes eternity.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/12/2015 - [Mavis V., Zeref] - Complete
Lost in Space Odyssey by Space explorer reviews
After departing the deadly junk planet, where Smith discovers an unusual alien artifact, The Robinsons become connected to a Galaxy Spanning adventure that could mean the destruction of the universe as they know it, while dealing with new allies, and new enemies who have other reasons for wanting the artifact. this is my first story so it may not be very good-
Lost In Space - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 4/29/2015
Scarves by Fan Of Games reviews
Poemi's weird remark had him wondering about it ever since she said it. His mind's on the idea, but he still can't comprehend it because it makes no sense. Emalf goes to Ivlis to ask the question concerning it, seeking an answer as to why Ivlis has a weak point for scarves.
Gray Garden - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2015 - [Emalf, Ivlis, Poemi] - Complete
A Weekend at Reficul's by Fan Of Games reviews
Having spent the whole week working hard, Reficul reaches the weekend. Seeking to spend it with some time to herself and Sin, Reficul soon realizes this is the weekend when Sin wanted to have friends over. Although she is fine with the guests, there was someone she did not want there. Macarona received an invitation as well, much to Reficul's dismay as her fear came to her.
Gray Garden - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,276 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 8/7/2015 - [Macarona, Reficul] - Complete
Home Is Where the Heart Heals by McRai thePrinx reviews
There's been no news of Loki for over two and a half years after his disappearance during the Battle of New York. Thor mourns for him and makes painful realizations. But when he and his mother DO hear from him... It's not exactly what they expected. "I woke up in a strange land, with strange creatures, strange magic, and even stranger people."
Crossover - Fairy Tail & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,274 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Loki, Gajeel R.] Thor
Inner Craving by Fan Of Games reviews
Ivlis and his band of demons have been routed from the Grey Garden. Peace has finally returned, yet Raspbel feels otherwise. Nightmares plague her sleep, leaving a strange taste in her mouth. Raspbel feels it growing stronger and it frightens her since the taste not only comes from her food…but within herself as well.
Gray Garden - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 211,367 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 4/29/2015 - [Raspbel P., Rawberry P., OC] - Complete
Lessons by 0LemonadeCandy0 reviews
Akane decides that she needs to learn to protect herself with more than just a Dominator. She wants to learn hand to hand combat, and Kougami is just the person to teach her!
Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,070 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 12/18/2013 - S. Kougami, Akane T.
Why Alcohol and Demons Don't Mix by Moonsnowrose reviews
The devils had decided to party together and Satanick forced Kcalb to drink...
Gray Garden - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2015 - Kcalb, Etihw, Ivlis, Reficul - Complete
Mafia by GiantMarshmallow reviews
The Fairy Tail crew play mafia together! Slight Gajevy and Nalu. Please Review!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/26/2015 - Levy M., Lucy H., Mirajane S., Laxus D. - Complete
Aye aye, Capt'n! by GiantMarshmallow reviews
Gajeel's been shipwrecked, and who saves him but the one and only Captain Levy McGarden of the Fairy Tail Pirates Guild! Fairy Tail Pirate AU! Gajevy, slight Nalu. R&R, T for some light language.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Failed Break-up by Sasuga Afi reviews
Grora called Wodahs to her office because she wanted to say something. "Where are you taking me?" . "To my room." / WODAHS x GRORA FIC / R&R?
Gray Garden - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2015 - A. Grora, Wodahs - Complete
Complexity in Alchemy by Fan Of Games reviews
For everything she claimed to know, there was something Greif could not understand: alchemy. The art of mixing ingredients to produce potions was a skill she didn't know how to master, yet Yosafire somehow makes it seem so easy. Desperately seeking to pass a tough hurdle, Greif's novice skills end up making a monster mess.
Gray Garden - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,262 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [Greif, Yosafire] - Complete
Angry Macarona is Scary Macarona by Fan Of Games reviews
Reficul made good on her offer to take Sin and Mors to the Gray Garden. Yet she didn't expect the guide Etihw gave them was Macarona. Caught within her fear of the angel, Reficul knows the tour can go wrong if she angers her. Knowing that an angry Macarona is a scary Macarona, Reficul tries to avoid the wrath and fails spectacularly.
Gray Garden - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,900 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/24/2015 - [Macarona, Reficul] - Complete
Get Well Soon by Fan Of Games reviews
Greif always hated flu season. Every time it came around she'd succumb to this horrible disease as a stomach flu infected her. With her body unable to overcome its weakness to flu vaccines, Greif is left in a frail state. Her sickly isolation from the Gray Garden is enough for Greif to feel disconnected from society, but the usual card from Yosafire always lifts her spirits.
Gray Garden - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2015 - [Greif, Yosafire] - Complete
A Nightmare Come True by Fan Of Games reviews
It is just before she goes to bed when Etihw finds Ater and Arbus in her room, hiding under the covers of her bed. Fearful of a nightmare they've had, Kcalb's cat demons turn to Etihw for comfort as their greatest fear emerges from the darkness to come for them.
Gray Garden - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2015 - [Etihw, Ater, Arbus] - Complete
Seven Nights at Clarabella's by Fan Of Games reviews
It is spring break in the Grey Garden, and the girls decided to get part time jobs over the break. While her friends chose ordinary jobs, Macarona found one quite a bit of the radar as the night guard for Clarabella's Museum of Arts and Crafts. Yet she learns it is not a simple part time job, especially with deadly animatronics active at night.
Crossover - Gray Garden & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,547 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 2/2/2015 - [Macarona, OC] - Complete
That Happens Sometimes by Just Another Marvel Fangirl reviews
Clint and Steve are trying to teach Thor how to peel an orange, but he just won't get it! ...And then he (sort of) does, and chaos is brought forth. "OH MY EYE HOW IT BURNS!" Crack fic! No slash! Mild romance! This is a story about Thor, fruit, things, and dogs. I am not to be held responsible for death by too much laughter or lack of air.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 208 - Words: 147,404 - Reviews: 3356 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Thor
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 3,703 - Follows: 1,223 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35023 - Favs: 24,908 - Follows: 18,605 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Operation Mating of the Nerds by Pokka reviews
In which Spirit and Asuza learn the meaning of fear, Stein gets a clue, and Marie is irrevocably embarrassed. School-age shenanigans/ SteinMarie.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2015 - [Franken Stein, Marie M.] Spirit A./Death Scythe, Yumi A. - Complete
Work is Never Done by Fan Of Games reviews
After a long week of work, all Reficul wants is a good night's sleep and a weekend all to herself. Unfortunately, there is still work to do. Will Reficul ever get time off from her duties for some much needed rest, or will a very heavy workload take up what little time she has for herself? (Remade on December 22, 2018 and December 23, 2018)
Gray Garden - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Reficul - Complete
Sick Day on the Night Shift by Fan Of Games reviews
Alela Grora has never taken a sick day since she's never been ill; though now she's sick and is forcing herself to work a night shift. Refusing to rest, Grora must deal with her work and the hallucinations conjured from a lack of sleep and her fever. (Remade on November 16, 2018)
Gray Garden - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2015 - [A. Grora, Wodahs] [Arbus, Ater] - Complete
You Stole the Rain by HawkofNavarre reviews
He just wanted to be friends; fine, she just needed to change his mind. Gray x Juvia
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,574 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 2/23/2012 - [Gray F., Juvia L.] - Complete
Crime Sorciere at Hogwarts by dazai-san reviews
Jellal and Meredy head off to Hogwarts but they've bitten off more than they could chew, with hyperactive children, crazy Professors, and an annoying toad. Rated T for a reason. I own nothing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/13/2014
Love, Loyalty, and the Princess of Jade by Epicocity reviews
Oneshot. Fairy Tail princesses were supposed to be perfectly amazing, and they were certainly supposed to be loved unflinchingly by their knight. But Hisui was stuck in reality and she wasn't quite sure if she'd ever reach a fairy tale ending with a knight who happened to ogle other women. Himedios (HisuiXArcadios).
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Hisui E. F., Arcadios] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 3,869 - Follows: 1,186 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Donut Holes by Ludella reviews
Etihw didn't steal his sweets this time, and maybe that's what made it worse. They were hidden in plain sight-just not Kcalb's.
Gray Garden - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Etihw, Kcalb - Complete
Praise Prosciutto by Silver Blackquills reviews
Mogekos are overly dramatic when their precious prosciutto is taken away... —drabble First Mogeko Castle Fic on this site!
Mogeko Castle/プロシュット アドベンチャー - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Yonaka K., Mogeko, Defect Mogeko - Complete
Tony and Steve in Fairy Tail? by GiantMarshmallow reviews
This was conjured up by my older sister when I left my story tabs open. Provides for a good laugh! Please read! Pure crack fic!
Crossover - Fairy Tail & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Gajeel R., Levy M., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Knots by Aryndiel reviews
Laxus needs a massage. Any volunteers?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Natsu D., Laxus D., Gildarts C., Wendy M. - Complete
Fairy Tail of Magnolia by LaxusPlayer reviews
Jellal is feeling a bit down on Christmas Eve, so a drunken Laxus and Gildarts take it upon themselves to show him the true meaning of Christmas Cheer by getting him the girl.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain, Laxus D., Gildarts C. - Complete
Serious Shopping by LaxusPlayer reviews
When Gray and Juvia get a new house, the rest of the gang decide to go shopping to get them house warming gifts. Why is Lucy afraid of last night? Why is Gildarts smiling evilly? Why is Makarov dressed as a cat! Read and find out...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D., Laxus D., Gildarts C. - Complete
Cologne by Hawki reviews
Poem: The scrin had invaded, leaving GDI to take the planet back. To save it. Cologne included. But as one trooper reflected, what was there left to save?
Command & Conquer - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2013 - OC - Complete
Piece of a Fool's Cake by Scordatura reviews
There's been a quest hanging on the board of the Fairy Tail Guild Hall for weeks, and no one has taken it. Rumors have been going around saying not even wizards from surrounding Guilds could complete the mission. How can taking out the legendary Holy Sword Excalibur be difficult? Natsu, Gray, Erza, Lucy, and Happy are about to find out.
Crossover - Fairy Tail & Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Complete
Tribulation by Smenzer reviews
Elizabeth Midford searches for the perfect Valentine's Day gift for Ciel and meets Cyrano Jones. He sells her tribbles. What will Ciel do with a manor full of tribbles? Oneshot.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Elizabeth M. - Complete
Warrior's Heir by Osireia reviews
DEAD. Harry is thrown into a world where purebloods are condemned, Tom Riddle is the Boy Who Lived, and the Dark Lord is someone he'd never suspect. Will his emerging abilities be enough? Should he support Riddle - or the Dark Lord? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,771 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Delivery! by Jedininjahamster reviews
What did Yoda do all those years of his exile on Dagobah? Maybe Prank Calling is somewhere on that list…
Crossover - Star Wars & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Yoda, J. Kirk - Complete
Watari and Tanaka are HOMIES, yo by kaaaaarl reviews
Because really, It should have been blindingly obvious that Tanaka and Watari are homies. CRACK. Death Note & Kuroshitsuji crossover. Short oneshot.
Crossover - Death Note & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Watari, Tanaka - Complete
23 Reasons Why the Harry Potter Books and Movies S by Dalal Hecate reviews
23 Reasons Why the Harry Potter Books and Movies Suck.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/29/2010
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 5,268 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 96 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
The Founder's Pendants by Spiral Digger reviews
Snape POV. Written before HBP. The spirit of Salazar Slytherin has been released into an unwilling Snape and as the charismatic Founder takes charge of his body, Severus discovers the only way to regain control is through his own Slytherin cunning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,344 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Jellal, a Hogwarts Professor reviews
Dumbledore is faced with the Ministry interfering at Hogwarts, so what does he do? He does a little interfering of his own, hiring Jellal Fernandes to teach as a professor at Hogwarts teaching about Fiore. Rated T for minor swearing (probably major later on) and eventual fantasy violence. Warning: Spoilers for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and Post-Tartaros arc
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 96 - Published: 6/17/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Jellal F./Siegrain, Merudy