Underwater Polkadots
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Joined 08-22-08, id: 1674433, Profile Updated: 09-21-10
Author has written 15 stories for Fruits Basket, High School Musical, Edward Scissorhands, Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare, Tsubasa Chronicle, and Glee.

Goodmorning world, how will you screw me over today?

Hello my little minons, (you are reading this page so you are now offically my bitches) I am your new boss. During the next however many years that we are together we will learn many things together, you will do my every biding and in return I may give you a interesting story in return.

My name is... I can't think of a way to shorten Underwater Polkadots so call me whatever you want. :D

I am, 1...2..3...4... 18 years old.

Where am I from you say? I'm from Australia bitches. XD

Other random topics about me:

Literature: I. Love. To. Read. Seriously it is the best activity in the world. Although I figured out awhile back that I only read fantasy. With the exception of the Tomorrow series by John Marsden. Good series. READ IT!

Music: I like pop. Really like pop. Got a problem with that? Except Justin Beiber. That's just freaky.

Movies: Pretty fond of horror. Gives me nightmares for weeks but I love it to death. Anything that isn't gonna bore me is normally good.

Talents: I play the Tuba. Not everyday you can say that is it? I realise that everybody would say this about their instrument, but the tuba is fricken good. Learn it.

Twilight: Ok I'm just going to say this outright. Twilight sucks. And not just the movie. The books as well. The writing is sloppy, many sentances do not make sense, imaginary words are used, the characters are two dimensional and the myth's and legends used in the story have been mutilated beyond belief. I'm not saying anything against Stephanie Myers, she's probably a really nice person. But her writing is mediocrate at best. The Twilight series only made it as far as due to the luck of being published during the age that gothic themes were the 'in' thing. But in my opinon this book series is nothing more that a airport novel, only good to pass the time. This is my opinion and if you don't like it cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it. Everyone's allowed their own opinion.

I have a blog! Pay me a visit please. (No seriously, I need some feedback from SOMEONE!)


~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Faveourite saying:

"I know what you are. You're incredibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Say it. A polar bear."

Though They Wander Far from Home by The Wandering Witch reviews
KuroxFai ON INDEFINITE HIATUS Fai finds himself living in a nightmare in Yasha's camp, Kuro finds out what has been happening. How will this change their relationship and just what has Fai been hiding in his past?Yaoi, noncon, lime
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,758 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Fai, Kurogane
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Anger is Eternal reviews
Chris and Darren were only ever friendly in front of the cameras. In reality they hated each other. This leads to extremely good hate sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
One Day reviews
Brought on by the group circle scene and Blaine's answer. One shot. Fluff. Spoilers for 3.15
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Tight reviews
Bow ties are cool. PWP Oneshot. NC-17
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Up Against The Wall Is Always Best reviews
Kurt and Blaine against a locker. Oneshot. Badboy! Blaine and Kicker! Kurt. PWP.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Home That We've Made reviews
The song meant so much more. One Shot. Spoilers for 3x13, 3x14 Ratings for Swearing
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Words Left Unsaid reviews
The untold story and words that were left unsaid. One Shot. Warnings for attempted suicide non graphic . Spoilers for 3x14
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Wedding Blues reviews
An inside look into the mind of Blaine Anderson. Oneshot. Spoilers for 3.14.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Love Changes Everything reviews
Sometime a heartfelt apology is all that is truly needed. Fluff. Oneshot. Possible spoilers for 3.05
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
After the Rain the Grass Will Grow reviews
Kurogane reflects on his journey and his growing bond with a certain wizard. Spoilers up to Nihon arc. One Shot.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Nightmares reviews
Kurogane can't just sit by and listen anymore. One-shot.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
In the Dead of Night reviews
Will finds Jem on the Blackbriar Bridge, and confronts him about their relationship. One shot.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Will H., Jem C. - Complete
Forever Alone reviews
He's different, an outcast from the neighbourhood. Not even his creator wanted him. He's alone. One-shot.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Snowstorm reviews
Love can bloom in many different ways. YukiXOC Rating for violence. Rating my change at a later date. Currently disabled.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Yuki S.
Dancing Lessons reviews
Rylsi. Ryan teaches Kelsi to waltz. Fluff. One-shot.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Ryan E., Kelsi N. - Complete