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Joined 12-14-06, id: 1181881, Profile Updated: 05-30-09
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Starting now I'm, starting over...

After almost fainting with shock at the horror that was my profile, I deleted it all and am starting anew!! I guess that's what I get for not being on here for like, ever!!

What, you may ask, was wrong with my profile? Well, let me just tell you:

1) I barely ever watch the animes listed there anymore. Naruto is way too long to finish, Full Metal I still love and am almost finished with but just can't find the motivation, Death Note... I still watch Death Note sometimes, but it's slow going T_T and I got it spoiled for me by a crazed fan (it was NOT my fault!!).

2) None of my old readers from my old account came back. Face it Kyru, nobody is going to look at your profile and find you. And they are probably burning wooden effigies of you annually because you were so flakey about updating, and then disappeared off the face of Fanfiction. If anything, you're probably lucky.

3) It just had a lot of random FDAKJSFDKLSA;JFKLAJFKLAJF in it. Gross -thumbs down-

And... much more that I can't think of, and that you probably don't care about anyway.

Luckily, however, I seem to be getting less flakey about updating lately! You should all bow to me in this great accomplishment.

You: No.

But... but...

Old Readers of Aries201: ONCE A FLAKE, ALWAYS A FLAKE, YOU FLAKEY FLAKER THING!! -throws onions-

Wait! If I give you this complimentary pair of socks, will you leave me alone?

ORoA: . . .

Okay, so THAT didn't work out very well. Nobody seems to like the possibility of free terrycloth ankle cuts -cries dries- -tears with sock- Well, I've got all these socks that my old readers don't want; want some?

Right! So from now on, a complimentary pair of socks to anyone who visits my profile! -passes out socks- 8D

~Kyru

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A Great and Terrible Parody by GucciLovingStrumpet reviews
A slightly mad, if not insane, chapter-by-chapter parody of A Great and Terrible Beauty.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,802 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008
Dress Up by ILeftMyHeartInLondon reviews
She tugged me down and put her hand on my cheek. The image that rushed into me froze me like a statue. For I was the one dressed in the tutu." Jasper finds that looking after Nessie is harder than it seems!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,032 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Jasper, Alice
The Art of Diary Writing by Zayz reviews
Alternating diary entries for James and Lily in a slightly AU fifth year. A very naive, and highly embarrassing nadir to my short writing 'career.' Still here because somehow, people liked it. Enter with extreme caution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 223,881 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
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Lord Voldy in Limbo reviews
After death, Lord Voldemort goes to Hell and catches the attention of the Devil. Armed with only a rubber stamp and a sarcastic conscience, he goes into Limbo as representative of Hell and a personal messenger of Satin. But revenge is not fogotten...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Tom R. Jr.
Neville Longbottom and the Sorcerer's Scone reviews
In the fifth book, Harry speculated, briefly, what it would be like if Voldemort had chosen to kill Neville and not Harry. Well, this is that story. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Neville L., Harry P.