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Joined 09-22-02, id: 271477
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings.
WoO-hOo!!! A bio about me? Wow... I'm not that intersesting! I'm a sixteen year old girl who, obviously, lives in Ohio. (The Cincinnati region) While I love rock music, I am also very fond of the Lord of the Rings Soundtracks and showtunes. I can't help but like showtunes, because I love theatre. I've never acted, but I love doing tech crew, because art is another passion of mine. (Salvador Dali rocks!!) What don't I like? MATH of ANY sort! BLEH! Gym class sucks, too. Narrow-minded people need to get a clue and I think cheerleading should be illegal. What do I look like? One word, two syllables: HOBBIT!! I've got the hair, height, and, let's face it, I'm a bit on the chubby side. That's about it! See ya soon!
Luv,
~*ME*~
P.S. I mean NO offense to any 'Goth'. Some of my best friends are 'Goths', and to tell you the truth, I'm becoming a bit of one myself these days.
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Haldir's Diary by Tindomiel reviews
Meet Haldir, the character you'd never expect to be exploited, the side of him you'd never expect to see. Bringing a desperately needed nickoftime Elven Army to Helm's Deep is not an easy task, so guess who got the job.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,677 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2003 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Haldir - Complete
The Nose Knows by Oddwen Floddball reviews
Oh my, what IS the matter with Merry's nose? Could it be...evil? Can Pippin stop it in time? *Sequel to be posted May 1st!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/14/2003 - Published: 1/9/2003
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Sauron vs The Grinch reviews
Alrighty! I started this around Christmas but didn't get it finished and just now did. It's just a parody of "How the Grinch Stole Christams", only with Sauron and birthdays
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/16/2003
I, LIKE, BROKE A NAIL! reviews
what if the fellowship acted like the cliques at my high school? find out here! Well, it's all over. I've got nothin' left to write about! Chapter 7 is up, but it's just a note. Please read the story if you haven't though!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/21/2002 - Published: 9/23/2002