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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere) On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
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Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 3,511 - Follows: 3,170 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lost in Kishimoto by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
RealWorld!Naruto/Ninja!Sasuke, humour, romance. "Hm," said a gruff voice at Naruto's ankles. "Definitely not a clone." Uzumaki's eyes dropped to his feet to see a small pug dog sniffing him. "It's not our Naruto but it's definitely a Naruto," continued the pug. "I hate to be the bearer of bad news but it seems like he isn't from our timeline." "A talking dog?" And then he fainted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,262 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My One & Only by Lilbakasaru reviews
Naruto is a little fox demon who is different from all the other demons, and so shunned by the villagers, but when mating season sneaks up on the little fox, his down trodden life moves into high society. Yet happiness can't last for long. SasuNaru Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,286 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 2,644 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Breathless by Ichon reviews
Naruto and Sasuke had always maintained a complex relationship and,despite their clashing personas,a bond emerged between them,however delicate. One boy's health is rapidly declining. By chance or mistake,the two friends find themselves living together. The ice they walk is thin,but how else can Sasuke think to save his friend? The question stands:what's wrong with Naruto?SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,090 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/8/2015 - Published: 5/19/2007 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
His Last Request by QueenStrata reviews
AU. Axel/Roxas. He wanted an ending. He got Axel instead.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 109,934 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 6/7/2007 - [Roxas, Axel] Sora
Secret Gender by malfoyyversion1 reviews
No school would accept Naruto Uzumaki, the son of a serial killer. So he must pose as a girl to get his education! But what will happen when a budding romance between him and the headmaster's grandson begins? And what if his father returned? SasuNaru, T .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,005 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Red Walkways by DeetsViBre reviews
Naruto isn't like everyone thinks, and when he and his teammates are forced into situation outside of the norm they begin to learn who Naruto really is. SasuNaruSasu, KakaIru, rating is going to be very appropriate later in story. YOAI Book I COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,659 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stranger, Save Me by gaaralover51141 reviews
"No one would care for a slut like me," is the thought that is always in Naruto's head. Even after his old love Sasuke saves him from the hands of a man in an alley he finds out that he's engaged and runs to find shelter with an old friend. All the years spent in his old life, everyone practically is a stranger, but who will be able to save him from himself. SasuNaru,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Once And Again by SanitysOverrated87 reviews
An old plot changed up. The future is bleak for Konoha, of Team 7 only one survives. It is Sasuke. Almost broken by his regrets and anger at his choices he wishes to make things right. Kyuubi grants his wish. Slightly Sasu/Naru complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,939 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wretched Revenge by ToxicParalysis reviews
Written under previous handle: Tasogare no Raikou
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,600 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Fire by MandaxPanda reviews
First fanfic ever. Sora and Roxas are orphans. Axel is a fireman and Riku is an officer. Read and see what happens! Oh, and please review I need to see if people even like this anyway! Rated M now. BE WARNED! This will be yaoi!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 233,098 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Life's Light by Dante Frutchey reviews
Silently enduring an abusive and neglective home, Naruto never lets his fake smile and happy demeanor slip. That is , until a certain non-lingual raven haired American shoves his way into his life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,938 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
High School Reunion by DeviouseDevil reviews
It's been ten years. Naruto has nothing to hold back now; especially, when it comes to his past bane of his existence: Uchiha Sasuke. AU. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,875 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Homecoming by Tekalali reviews
Roxas has finally returned to America, but what will happen now? What about... Axel? Sequel to 'Home Is Where The Heart Is'.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,800 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Axel, Roxas
Candle on the Water by daruma-sama reviews
Roxas was told he would meet a dragon, but he wasn't told that he would become a dragon rider. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,014 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Roxas, Axel
MyFavorite Kinda blood would turn ya into a Zombie by Lyonessie reviews
It’s the end of the world. Well, unless you have your zombie apocalypse survival kit, which, fortunately Uzumaki Naruto does. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,090 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Unmei no Akai Ito by Afira reviews
Ever since Naruto was little, he has been able to see the Red String of Fate that connects soul mates together. He has finally found his own soul mate, but there is just one problem, its a guy. Naruto doesn't like guys! SasuNaru KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,217 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Proposal by blugirlami21 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki would do whatever it took to make it to the top of his career, even if that meant marrying his bastard of a boss. Based on The Proposal. SasuNaru. AU. Shonen Ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,551 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Salacity by Brunette S Angel reviews
After a fight at school Cloud meets Leon, an alluringly jaded and surprisingly amiable newcomer whose mysterious personality captures Cloud completely. Tony, Cloud's usual attacker, doesn't like this one bit and will do anything to keep Cloud miserable.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 210,720 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Great Expectations by TenshiXXX reviews
The Rouen School For Supernatural Entities is the foremost place of learning for human-like magical beings. As a result, Naruto Uzumaki, a fox demon, didn't expect to be accepted. And he didn't expect to develop a fixation on Sasuke Uchiha, a sorcerer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,426 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Season of Miracles by trulywicked reviews
Naruto decides to play secret santa to make his friends wishes come true all while believing that his own wish will never come true. However he'll soon realize that he's not the only secret santa around.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Signs by Xero-zerO reviews
This town sucks... I don't know anyone, I hate my job, everything seams planned out, scheduled... that is, till I looked out my window, and saw him... AkuRoku cute fic, rated T.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
ROYGBIV by Redfaerie reviews
Roxas has always loved Rainbows, and now he's just met the man who personifies them. Too bad he had to get hit in the face with a fluorescent orange Frisbee for that to happen. Rated for language. Happy AkuRoku day everyone!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me by AngelZash reviews
Ed is severely wounded in a battle, leaving Roy to wait and hope he tell him something he regrets never having told him before.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Transport by Beginner's Oblivion reviews
Roxas's day spent volunteering at a hospital consists of answering the phone, wheeling around patients, answering questions about psychotic nerves, and just being his socially awkward self. Really...are there any perks to this job? Oh, hey Axel. AKUROKU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
22 Cups of Coffee by A Pin Drop reviews
Roxas works at Old Fashioned Joe and persuades his father to open a new line of popular drinks. Axel, an innocent bystander, is captivated when he sees Roxas putting up a sign that says TRY OUR 22 NEW RECIPES. Head over heels, Axel plans to do just that.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 36,440 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Peaceful by Juura99 reviews
"It's cold. Why is it cold? Oh, I remember now. It's because I'm dying, right?"...short, quick little thing. Naruto POV. Non-canon. Sasunaru. Rated M for bad language. R&R. Thanks! Third Part now up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,275 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Accomplishments by Juura99 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are getting married, but there are a few bumps along the road, like a crazy fan-girl, and a questionable friendship. Full Summary inside! Yaoi/LEMONS and all that jazz. Rated M for future chapters! Please Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,389 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hungover by Amethyst Water Lily reviews
Naruto is heartbroken or is he hungover walking home, while contemplating his actions about last night's party.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Summer by FrankIeroRules reviews
Roxas never thought that another day of subtly watching his friend, Axel, on the beach would turn into the two having a conversation to try and establish the manliness between the two. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Of Book Stores and Bows by Cannibal Inc reviews
"You like him," my editor stated. And though I had a feeling I would soon be eating my words, I opened my mouth. "Prove it"- And it all started with a fat lady, though it hardly ended with her singing. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,907 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Questions by FrankIeroRules reviews
When a sneaky and determined Axel jumps on him from behind a hedge, Roxas gives into his strange habits and gets to know the other. He had no idea what some innocent questions could lead to... Akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Operation Valentine by carnivalparade reviews
AkuRoku Zemyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 4,339 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's In My Eyes by Not Just An Illusion reviews
There is something up with Naruto's eyes and for once something good comes out of it! Sasu/Naru Oneshot Lemon Naruto's P.O.V I based this off a manga i read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
New Years and Toy Planes by Sandra Pen reviews
AU 1949 "Maybe being stuck with a stalker Irish redhead on your birthday isn't a bad thing. Especially if you can find a lover in him." Yaoi; Akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
last goodbeys by boredom is a crime reviews
naruto's plane is coming down fast and he only has time to make one phone call before it hits. who does he call? sucky summary, but wat evr. inspired by like two lines from like you were dieing...or wat evr it's called. sasunaru, kibahina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A New Kind of Rivalry by rye-chan reviews
First they're rivals, next friends, now they have strong feelings for each other but miss thier chance to act b/c of a car accident. Will Sasuke and Naruto be together or will fatal injuries keep them apart? Find out for yourself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,456 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Far Longer Than Forever by NakanoHana reviews
Roxas and Axel are stubborn princes from neighboring kingdoms, engaged young and far from happy about it. Who would have thought one little spark of magic could change their worlds completely? Based on Swan Princess
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,533 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
A Chance by ooXloveXoo582 reviews
It doesn't matter how long you've known a person, it matters about how many memories you make with that person." I raised an eyebrow."Do we have any memories?" He paused."No, but we can make some." He lowered his head as our lips brushed
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Sleeping Arrangements by Elfpen reviews
Stoick and Toothless are at odds as to where an over-protective Night Fury should sleep. Hiccup is at a loss of what to do, until Toothless decides to take matters into his own hands – er, claws. Oneshot. A/N: And now, I give you: The Sequel
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
OBGYN Hell by Psychotic Dreamers reviews
Sasuke didn't think anything good could come of being forced to escort Sakura to her Obstetrician appointment; thank goodness Dr. Uzumaki is more than happy to save Sasuke from this hell.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,006 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
University by Nitro CHiRAL reviews
Hoping that his first year at University will be the perfect opportunity to be more social and break out of his shell, things don't necessarily go as planned when he meets his wild new red headed roommate by the name of Axel. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,548 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Anything For You by verubi reviews
AkuRoku.. Roxas chances at finishing his sophomore year in the shadows are ruined by a persistent secret admirer.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Asmodeus sea by WhatMoreDoYouWant reviews
In the Asmodeus sea, a civilization grows beneath the human shore line. One boy is caught and is taken into servitude for his sister, what will come of this when the human finds that his new servant has more than meets the eye? SasuXNaru, Mermaids, Drama
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,001 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How homecoming changed my life by iloveme5895 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke hate each other. Sasuke being the popular jock, and Naruto more of the outsider who doesn’t show any school spirit. Will one homecoming activity change that? SasuNaru rated m for reasons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,186 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Chocolate Pancakes by winterfaeriy reviews
AkuRoku. Axel is in love with Roxas, but he doesn't want to lose his friendship.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Aisle 3 by BubbleFairy03 reviews
Cloud Strife was a fairly normal teenager, working at his local supermarket to save for college. Zack Fair was a fairly abnormal customer, who seemed to think making his cashier blush was his greatest mission in life. Clack AU
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,461 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/20/2010 - [Cloud S., Zack F.] - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Evermore by Eyes of Glass reviews
As the foundations of two worlds change beyond reckoning, a father stands with his unconcious son in his arms.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Stoick, Hiccup - Complete
Permanent by Marcipie reviews
Plagued with nightmares about the battle with the Green Death dragon, Hiccup seeks the comfort of the Night Fury late one night. One-shot. Fixed a few mistakes. R&R!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
All He Ever Wanted by myfailsafe reviews
All he ever wanted always came back to him. SasuNaru, AU, Gift-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just So You Know by Xiolancer reviews
Roxas is ashamed that he is terrified of the water. After a horrible incident involving a hot redhead, he decideds to get help to conquer his fear. But he gets a lot more than he expected... AKUROKU!SOKURIKU! plus others! YAOI in later chaps!SLASH/OOC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Axel, Roxas
Checked by BeeCityz reviews
What happens when Roxas undergoes surgery and has to do P.T.? Well he takes dance lessons, of course! AkuRoku, LexZex in later chapters...as well as lemon and plenty of fluff.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,840 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Interview with an Uchiha by Fifi McFu reviews
An interview with Konoha's top detective turns into a game of seduction and some lessons on how to read body language. SasuNaruSasu, hints of KibaHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,670 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Alive With the Glory of Love by owlpostagain reviews
Roxas had no idea that his best friend sounded like a god with a microphone pressed against his lips. Emopunkrock!Roxas. Prettyboyfrontman!Axel. Angsty, drunken, extra cheese. Akuroku one-shot. Rated for potty mouthiness.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,469 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
My Snarky Valentine by Acherona reviews
Over amorous football-captains, possessive bastards, work incidents and glitter lube…Just a normal Valentine’s Day for Sasuke and Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 243 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Killing Spree by o0oBeezelneffo0o reviews
As a mass murderer, you tend not to spare the people who watch you in the act. Not this time, no; Sasuke decides to take this one with him... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,819 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I will save you by Akiofthefunk reviews
Naruto is on the verge of dying. He is battered and bloody. And yet someone saves him. A person he thought was lost, someone never to be seen again, Sasuke. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,193 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
ETERNAL LOVE by Amethyst-Gem reviews
Confessing his love to Sasuke in the few minutes after they're in an accident, he's crushed to find out he's blind,thinking Sasuke will no longer care for him. Sasuke proves him wrong and he and Itachi bring him into their home hoping to help! SASUNARU!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,533 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
If the Man Fits by kurosora1984 reviews
Keep him. AkuRoku, Happy Valentine's Day 2010.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
I Did It for You by Ziggy Pasta reviews
When holiday plans have to be canceled because Zack is sick, he realizes that sometimes things don't always go as planned, and sometimes love has a funny way of showing. A Valentine's Day-esque Zack/Cloud one-shot. Mild shounen-ai fluff.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
A Threesome for Two by rye-chan reviews
You'll have to read this fun little fic to fully understand the title. A great mix of lemon, comedy, some fear, cuteness, and love, so check it out and tell me what you think. :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Home Is Where The Heart Is by Tekalali reviews
Roxas' feels like his life has been flipped upside down when he first arrives in America from England, but he soon meets some new friends and some interesting people, especially a particular redhead with an attitude who he just can't get out of his head.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,888 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Hot by Moondalian reviews
AU: When Roxas is left home alone because his parents are away for the weekend, he thinks he has it made. Sadly, his mother’s paranoia drives her to get a babysitter for him. Enter Axel, the unwanted and yet irresistible babysitter. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,959 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Key to My Heart by Jelp reviews
Find the right key to open up someone’s heart and everything else will fall into place. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,042 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
At Any Length by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Facing life and death, Sasuke shows Naruto how far he is willing to go to protect him. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,503 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
C'est la Vie by kurosora1984 reviews
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. AkuRoku for Norikuu.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Snow & Stars by hide.x reviews
Why has that handsome Juli started hanging out around the Town Hall library? What are these feelings Gil is suddenly plagued with? A tale of unforeseen love blossoming. Contains yaoi.
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,482 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Gill, Julius
Fanboy's Dream by Schizzar reviews
Roxas finally gets to meet two of his heroes, the guitarist and the singer of one of his favorite bands, Axel and Demyx. However, he was very unaware of what he was getting himeself into. Akurokudemy. A make up fic for missing Akudemy day and Akuroku day.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Hypothermic Meltdown by AceAnomaly reviews
It had been for a good cause, then again, Roxas had never suspected that 'Walking For A Cure' would land him on the verge of hypothermia and tangled in the arms of a redheaded classmate he hardly knew. Oneshot. AkuRoku. AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Seven Days by AceAnomaly reviews
In which Roxas is a reporter who thinks his life is perfect, Axel is a smart-mouthed cameraman in need of a dictionary, and Riku is a blind prophet who gives Roxas the worst news of his life...he only has seven days left to live. AU. Oneshot. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,818 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
So, You're Getting Married? by Tekalali reviews
Cloud was more than a little shocked when his best friend Zack told him he was going to get married, but the surprise didn't stop there. ZackXCloud one-shot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
That Voice by Tekalali reviews
Naruto's last relationship went down the drain a few months ago, but ringing a hotline was the last thing he thought about doing. Funny how changing his mind changed everything, and don't forget the pizza. Sasunaru one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fair Weather by Alvara19 reviews
It was always at the forefront of Cloud’s mind, the day he lost someone and the guilt that came with it. But what happens if that person isn't completely gone and comes back to confess something unexpected to the poor blond? ZackxCloud Yaoi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,156 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Betrothed by kurosora1984 reviews
Roxas had but one choice if he were to save his country...trick King Axel into marrying him. Birthday AkuRoku for illbewaiting.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,116 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Through the Shadow by kurosora1984 reviews
A centuries-old curse. A lonely King. A chosen sacrifice. When fate spins death, only the heart given in love can save them, bringing them through the shadow. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,513 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
All Eyes On You by myfailsafe reviews
AU HS. To hopefully win the heart of a certain pink haired maiden, Naruto pitches the insane idea to cross the line and his clothes. It just so happens he makes a beautiful girl, at least Sasuke thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,170 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Operator by MayCeaseToBe reviews
Naruto gets into a car accident and calls 9-1-1. What happens when the operator is Sasuke? AU. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/15/2009 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
He Can Be Taught by michelerene reviews
When Naruto starts struggling in school, Iruka suggests he find his individual learning style. Sasuke, being a giver in a world of takers, lends a hand. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tattoo by NavyBlueWings reviews
All Uzumaki Naruto wanted when he entered the ink shop was to show his rival/best friend/something else Uchiha Sasuke up. But one tattoo changed their entire fight. SasuNaru, two-shot, Naruto POV. M for Lemon, you have been warned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unconventional by Tobirion reviews
Cloud hated door-to-door salesmen— especially that one obnoxious one named Zack Fair who wouldn’t leave him alone. Zack/Cloud, for Shirosenshi Kisetsu 116.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 4,473 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Poker Face by Ladelle reviews
After accidentally confessing his secret love for Naruto, Sasuke is completely floored when the blond recommends they try casual dating. After all, Naruto's up for anything, even if it means convincing Sasuke he can be gay too. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,902 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One Way Or Another by Civil Enough reviews
One morning, Naruto decided to think just how unfair this all seemed. And weirdly enough, he came to the conclusion of not minding at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Italy, Here we Come! by NavyBlueWings reviews
What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,339 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Within the Falling Petals by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Sometimes you hope for the best, especially when it comes to confessing true love to your best friend. SasuNaru. Giftfic for Resuna.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,523 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Match Maid in Heaven by Bookoholic reviews
Naruto Uzumaki desperately needs a job over the summer; what happens when he gets accepted as a servant in the Uchiha house-hold? SasuNaru, implied NejiGaa, Yaoi, boyxboy, slight bondage, and cross-dressing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Maggot by gundanium-freak reviews
Fayt Leingod gets a surprise from Albel on his twentieth birthday. Alfay. Complete.
Star Ocean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Fayt L., Albel N. - Complete
Returning the Favor A Twisted Fairytale by michelerene reviews
As the youngest son, Prince Sasuke Uchiha never thought he’d be offered the title of king. Now, with his dreams at his fingertips, he will learn that sometimes you must get lost to be found and not all favors are easy to return. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,492 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Ask by michelerene reviews
Naruto insists that Valentine’s Day isn’t that big of a deal. His advice? Just ask. He did and he has the chidori burn to prove it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 110 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Big by runicclover reviews
Naruto always liked them big. Really big. So he was nervous when it finally came time for Sasuke’s big reveal. PWP AU SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,279 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 131 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Losing Battle by Mello7 reviews
Roxas is stuck halfway up a hill in car. Then suddenly, a knock on the driver's window.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Inertia Creeps by risokura reviews
Note to self, next time you try to commit suicide, jump off a building. It's a lot more effective. AxelRoxas AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 211,002 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Dobe by Kneise reviews
Naruto falls asleep on a mission, what his "dreams" flashbacks show him opens his eyes... SasuNaru, non beta'd...complete one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akuroku Day by Schizzar reviews
Axel and Roxas's third year anniversary is coming up and Roxas has no idea what to do! But then he gets and idea! Happy AkuRoku day! Lemons, limes, and yaoi!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Have A Nice Day! by RiverAxel reviews
Why was everyone telling Roxas to have a nice day? HAPPY AKUROKU DAY, PEOPLE! XD!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Meet Me at the Fair by Lorca the Great reviews
Friday 12:00 - the sand sculpture. That was all the information that was given to Roxas. Who makes a blind date at a fair? AkuRoku Oneshot for 8/13.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Bizarre Love Triangle by wensleydale reviews
A twist on a Cyrano: Through helping Sasuke win Sakura’s heart Naruto begins to realize maybe he’s not in love with who he originally thought he was. SasuNaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,610 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Club Fiévre: Still Open by RiverAxel reviews
What happened four years after that fateful day at "Club Fiévre"? Axel/Roxas again! Yay! And a lot more Sora/Riku, Demyx/Zexion, Cloud/Leon and Reno/? and a teensy bit of Saix/Xemnas. D! Kinda lemony. Mmm...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,007 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Fireworks of Fate by Lorca the Great reviews
Roxas was a runner without a purpose in a dead town. On a run along the beach, he comes across a redhead. It couldn't be anything but serendipity. AkuRoku Oneshot -4th of July fic-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Glub Glub by Wifeh reviews
Hayner/Roxas is the Cutest pairing ever. This is an example of why. Rated T for foul Language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Roxas, Hayner - Complete
Club Fiévre by RiverAxel reviews
Roxas made a big mistake when he laughed at his older brother, Cloud, when he had to dress up like a girl, and now he has to face the consequences. What on earth will Axel think? boyxboy! AKUROKU! Slight Cloud/Leon and Demyx/Zexion. Implied Sora/Riku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,259 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Good Day by Schizzar reviews
This is the sad tale of Roxas and Axel. AU. Songfic. I do not own it. Axel breaks up with Roxas. What does Roxas do. Rated for safety.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Becoming Gay by Ahja Reyn reviews
Simple questions can sometimes lead to unknown answers. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Are We Friends Yet? by Lorca the Great reviews
Being stuck in community college sucks. Roxas just so happens to find something to keep him there for a while yet. And it all started with a freaking cold. AkuRoku. Some Zemyx. AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,779 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Anyone Else by lhbaghead reviews
Because waking up to Axel singing indie songs in his kitchen is definently love.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
What Just Happened by RubyDust reviews
Drunken nights can lead to unplanned 'happenings'. As Roxas so learnt. COMPLETE AND UTTER LEMON! I WARN YOU NOW!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Light Underneath by VIII of XIII reviews
Roxas was just Sora's amnesiac younger brother. Axel was just the guy who came in through the bedroom window. Next life, American comic book style AU... no high school.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,106 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Holding the Hate Hostage by Oi-You reviews
Axel and Roxas have never gotten along. What happens when they're kidnapped and forced to play nice? AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,591 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
I Have a Large, Thick Sausage by The Writer Triumphant reviews
Well, there was me. And there was Sora, the kid who showed up one day, claiming to be my long lost twin. There was Axel, who was trying to worm his way into my heart. And my pants. And there was Riku. But you don't care about him. [AU] [AkuRoku] [RikuSora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,138 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Officially by lhbaghead reviews
It was at that first party where Roxas found out his best friend was a really good kisser. And, oh- that they had actually been dating for the last two years. Akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,267 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
The Viscount's New Clothes by Tokyo Kitty reviews
A story pertaining to Luke's Viscount title and just how alluring said redhead looks wearing it. GuyxLuke 'Nuff said. Yaoi and some spoilers for getting this title.
Tales of the Abyss - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Luke, Guy - Complete
My Valentine by Jyo-Chan reviews
On the same day, every year, he’d receive the same gift along with the same note. Axel x Roxas. –Valentines Day Dedication-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
All I Wanted Was A Puppy by Akira of the Twilight reviews
AU SasuNaru One-shot Sequel to "All I Wanted Was A Candy Bar"/ All Naruto wanted was a puppy. How was he supposed to know the process of getting one would drive Sasuke insane?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/2/2008 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
The Unfamiliar by the.israel.project107 reviews
Roxas leads a semiperfect life. He's a good person, with reasonable grades, friends he's growing out of, and a regular home environment. Until Axel comes along. Roxas doesn't realise just how much of a sham his whole existence is...AkuRoku,RiSo,Zemyx,CL
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,672 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
For the Love of His Son by michelerene reviews
Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,570 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 2,734 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Reckless and Impulsive by VIII of XIII reviews
All Roxas wanted was a simple and convenient way to die. What he got was Axel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,516 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Christmas Spent by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
It's Christmas time and Naruto needs the perfect gift for the one guy who wants nothing. He needs a job to get money to buy this gift. And he's gotta figure out what to say when he shows up with a gift for another guy! Oneshot SasukeNaruto SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Snow in Fire Country by brumalbreeze reviews
He completely stopped halfway to his radiator when he received a response for his usual greeting and the unexpected warmth of his already on radiator. "Welcome back," said the deep, familiar voice. ..SasuNaru, Oneshot, Xmas fic..
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Itadakimasu by Moondalian reviews
Naruto tries to make dinner for himself after finding out that he has no more ramen. Sadly, the blonde can’t cook to save his life. To top it off, Sasuke had to come over and witness it all. This was definitely not his day. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rare by TeaRStrEak reviews
AbeMiha - They had just started dating but Abe’s becoming a little frustrated when he can’t seem to get a few seconds alone with Mihashi.
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Graffitti by TeaRStrEak reviews
AbeMiha - Abe liked to think he always kept a close eye on Mihashi, but even he was surprised when Momokan pulled him aside and asked if their star pitcher was being harassed.
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Desperate Measures by Blue Funk reviews
From life flashbacks to CPR to haunting nightmares to kisses from strange redheads. Roxas's life was being turned upside down just because he had nearly killed himself. Who would've thought? [AkuRoku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
It's All in Your Head by Evening Rain reviews
On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,182 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Warm Night And Half Light by PenCorp reviews
Oneshot. The world explodes and in the infinite number of realities one can wake to, Naruto wakes to the best one. After all, Sasuke and Naruto always fit together, the problem was they never fit at the same time. Happy, in a sweet way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All I Wanted Was A Candy Bar by Akira of the Twilight reviews
AU OneShot SasuNaru All Naruto had wanted was a candy bar. Instead he got a candy bar stealing jerk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/26/2007 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Ours by animeangel665 reviews
Sasuke isn't sure he's ready for a baby. Mpreg. SasuNaru Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Signs by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. Roxas took a deep, steadying breath, gathering the last of his severely abused dignity close to his heart before he knocked on the door. Housekeeping.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Like Feeling Alive by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. I'm taking a chance letting you inside. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,798 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Boys Don't Cry by Anime ADHD reviews
Naruto weeps for all the times he never got to, but his team prefers that goofy, annoying smile of his. Rated for slight language. OneShot. Team Seven Freindship Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Row in the Konoha Library by brumalbreeze reviews
It was always that one row where they would sit down, reading their books, ignoring each other, but acknowledging each other. Will it be that one row where the two of them will realize the meaning of their friendship? [Shonenai, SasuNaru, Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Butterflies by Noodleslove reviews
Sequel to Murmur Naruto tries to understand why Sasuke murmurs to draw him in, while figuring out how he feels about Sasuke. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Invisible Mask by ScaryCrazy reviews
Naruto always seems so stupid and annoying, but what are his real motives for the way he acts? He doesn’t know that he is envied by Sasuke the very person he envies the most yaoi, eventually a lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 80 - Words: 85,386 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Uchiha Couple by asashouryuu reviews
Uber fluff and angsty stories of Sasuke and Naruto as a married couple. SasuNaru. Mpreg starting from chapter 14.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 88 - Words: 321,699 - Reviews: 3742 - Favs: 2,378 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ever Heard of Public Transportation? by The Writer Triumphant reviews
Axel. Roxas. Bus. A few crappy pickup lines. [AU oneshot]. For Dualism.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Pyromaniac by FastForward reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
And Who'd Have Ever Known? by ima secretagent reviews
Why so nervous, Roxas? Oneshot. AU. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete