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Joined 06-17-10, id: 2408759, Profile Updated: 08-16-11
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

Age: I say Im 17, but for all you know I could be 42

Sex: Male

Home: Norwalk. Theres 6 of them in the USA so good luck finding me!

Favorite Anime / manga: Naruto, Bleach

Favorite book series: Harry Potter, Inheritance series

Personality: Quiet and sarcastic/loud and hyper. depends on when you catch me

Favorite colors: green and blue

Hair: Brown

Eyes: very blue

Size: I say Im 6" 1' and 165lb, but for all you know I could be an overweight munchkin

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I like NaruHina... heheheheh...

Pairings I Support:

NaruHina

SasuSaku (kinda... Its better than NaruSaku anyways)

LeeTen/NejiTen (I cant make up my mind. I just use whichever fits the story better.)

ShikaTema

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Honorary Member of The Book of Log.

If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile

Position: Log Worshipper

Possible Book of Log Positions:

Log Worshiper: Beginning position. No requirements

Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapters) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story

Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log

OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews

OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.

Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still recommended.

Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is ineligible from using the log for a period of two months.

Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:

For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.

For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
saplings.

For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
saplings.

For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.

For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
twenty-five saplings.

If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.

'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.'
-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4

'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3

'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'
-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16

'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82

'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9

'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70

Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.

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I only update periodically... mostly because Im busy in the most un-log-like way, and it takes forever for both me and Totally Not Pyro to find time to edit my stuff. But I plan on posting more stuff this year.

Heres my priorities:
NaruHina:Rogue Lovers (I'll try to get at least one chapter up a month, but Im in the middle of a massive writers block concerning that story)
Oneshots I need to type
Oneshots people request of me
Oneshots I avent written yet

As you can see: series arent my thing. I suck at character development. But if Rogue Lovers doesnt tank badly I might try another story once Ive gotten through more of RL.

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Props to my fellow Holy Log worshipper Third Fang, for writing the funniest Naruto fic I have ever read and singlehandedly slapping me in the face with my own "I hate uber-powerful OCs" rule!

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Many thanks and proverbial internet cookies to Totally Not Pyro for editing the mass of words and punctuation i send her into stories.

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Moo! Im a fish!

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself

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I'm not like everyone else so I must be a loser.

I speak my mind so I must be a bitch.

I'm overweight so I must have a problem with self-control.

I'm a democrat so I must not believe in being responsible.

I stick to my morals so I must be a wet blanket

I am a liberal so I must be gay.

I like my music loud so I must be an angry person

I dress in unusual ways so I must be looking for attention.

I'm southern so I must be white trash.

I wear a lot of skirts so I must be a slut.

I stand up for myself so I must be looking for a fight

I'm a punk so I must do drugs.

I am young so I must be naive.

I wear black so I must be a goth.

I am a white girl so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I dye my hair in crazy kind of colors so I must be looking for attention.

I wear what I want so I must be a poser.


I like rap so I must be a gangster.

I like country so I must be a hillbilly.

I have a german heritage so I must be a Nazi.

I'm a virgin so I must be a prude.


I'm bi so I must think that everyone I see is hot.

I don't like the sun so I must be albino.

I do girly things so I must be gay.

I have a lot of friends so I must love to drink and party.

Repost this if you think stereotyping is wrong. Write in Bold what you are

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I normally wont do those "repost" things, but I like that one. A lot.

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Diagnosis: Needs Ramen by AngelChaosGuardian reviews
There is always a medical explanation for everything. Hinata's problem was no exception.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 326,072 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2753 - Favs: 5,356 - Follows: 5,333 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,230,519 - Reviews: 6041 - Favs: 6,091 - Follows: 3,661 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Konoha's Burning Flash by Dark-Nate18 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, prodigy of the leaf village, a lone wolf. The ninja world is at war, the Akatsuki did not sit idly by as Naruto trained. The Akatsuki are deadlier than ever, the villages of the ninja nations have had to adapt. Enter a new Naruto world, grittier, terrifying and emotional. A new chapter in the Uzukage universe. M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,993 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Love, Mystery by Wendbria reviews
Hinata's just a shy stuttering girl. But when the band Shinobi has a song writing contest. She decides this is her chance, by entering a song anonymously she becomes their number one song writer. But what will they think when/if they find out its her?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,888 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Hidden in Plain Sight by Joe Coool reviews
During a mission, Naruto manages to save Hinata, but severely damages his body in the process. Both Naruto and Hinata begin to wonder if there was more behind Naruto's sacrifice than mere camaraderie. Does Naruto have romantic feelings for Hinata? Will Hinata be able to summon the courage to confess her feelings to Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,280 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dragon Kitsune Knight by Isom reviews
I got the request for a remake of Kitsune Dragon knight, and here it is. Sasuke bashing. naruto harem. strong/smart/powerful Naruto. Expect idiocy form the council. changed name since it is a different story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,786 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 2,023 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Host of Monsters by GearsofAwesomeness reviews
Naruto steals the Forbidden Scroll of Seals for Mizuki, but instead of discovering the Kage Bushin, he finds something far more sinister. No pairings as of yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,487 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Naruto U.
Going So Soon? by Sade-Of-Darkness reviews
Naruto's about to be sent on his first mission as part of the ANBU, but he's haveing trouble comeing to terms with leaving. One Shot, Naruto x Hinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by Ipod384 reviews
Instead of Naruto chasing after Sasuke to bring him back to konoha, Sasuke is chasing Naruto to bring NARUTO back to the Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,484 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Reaper by PhoenixSavior reviews
Naruto is killed by Mizuki only to raise again. Naruto makes a deal with death itself. What happens when Naruto befriends Death? Naruto Uzumaki will die and Naruto 'The Reaper' will rise! Naruto/Hinata story with small harem later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,271 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Real Men by Totally Not Pyro reviews
Poignant little songfic based off of Jack Ingram's song "That's a Man." Kakashi's POV, post-canon. It really is very sweet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
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Hinata's Rainbow reviews
Hinata is finally tired of chasing after Naruto, and she wants to give him up. But its not that simple. Its never that simple.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Hairdryer reviews
Tenten is missing her hairdryer... Again. Chaos shall ensue.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Tenten, Deidara
Tenshirou Hayake vs Zabuza Momochi reviews
An undefeated bounty hunter is out to get Zabuza. Will he suceed, or succumb to Zabuza's sword?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Zabuza M.
Akatsuki Family Day reviews
Its Bring-Your-Family-To-Work-Day at the Akatsuki base! What could possibly go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Complete
LeeTen: Nobody reviews
Lee has his heart broken, but when Tenten tries to comfort him, disaster ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Lee R., Tenten - Complete
NaruHina: Rogue Lovers reviews
Hinata is forced to leave the village or be branded and crippled, and Naruto throws all he has away to protect the one he loves
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
NaruHina: Training Incedent reviews
Hinata spies on Naruto training... With interesting results.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete