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Semper Vigilo by CunkToad reviews
Due to a drive core malfunction, a human vessel arrives just in time to save the Council Envoy from the yahg. What happens when humanity enters the galactic stage not as the race that got attacked by the turians for breaking a law they weren't aware of, but as the race that saved a turian platoon from certain death? M for wartime violence, pre ME1 - ME3, no OP humanity.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 70 - Words: 744,048 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 11/27/2016
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7051 - Favs: 14,114 - Follows: 16,142 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Fate-In time by Parcasious reviews
He was a hopeless man, a man who would amount to a little more than a fool. Yet this man pursued an endless dream, a dream in which he could hold her again... (A Shirou medieval Britain Fic-beginning before Saber drew Caliburn)
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 394,863 - Reviews: 7903 - Favs: 6,237 - Follows: 6,797 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Shirō E., Arturia Pendragon
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 320,013 - Reviews: 7823 - Favs: 8,726 - Follows: 9,623 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
Harry Potter Without Harry Potter by slythernim reviews
Suppose Tom Riddle never bothers to show mercy, and Harry Potter dies with his parents? What would that mean for the world, to have no Boy-Who-Lived to save them? ("A couple of stubborn kids" just doesn't have the same ring to it.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 120,128 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Neville L., Ron W.
Pokemon: The Origin of Species by DaystarEld reviews
Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 71 - Words: 647,094 - Reviews: 1702 - Favs: 2,442 - Follows: 2,882 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Red, Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male)
Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 386,811 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 4,610 - Follows: 4,610 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,942 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 2,922 - Follows: 2,821 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Victoria Potter by Taure reviews
Magically talented, Slytherin fem!Harry. Years 1-3 of Victoria Potter's adventures at Hogwarts, with a strong focus on magic, friendship, and boarding school life. Mostly canonical world but avoids rehash of canon plotlines. No bashing, no kid politicians, no 11-year-old romances. First Year complete as of chapter 12.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,016 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 1,933 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 11/4/2017 - Harry P., Pansy P., Susan B., Daphne G.
One Eye, Full of Wisdom by MrBright01 reviews
Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 258,084 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 3,346 - Follows: 3,861 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
And, The Giant Awoke by RemoWilliams reviews
What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,528 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 3,589 - Follows: 3,857 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Tyrion L.
Flashman and the Throne of Swords by Technomad reviews
When it becomes possible to travel between nineteenth-century Earth and Westeros, Britain needs its finest to represent it at King Robert's court. Who better to call than Sir Harry Flashman? (Actually, almost anybody else would do, but he's burdened with his reputation.)
Crossover - Misc. Books & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,026 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 10/26/2014
A Thing Of Vikings by athingofvikings reviews
Take History. Add Dragons. Stir until something explodes. Add more Kings, Emperors, Romans, Vikings, Conquerors, Spies, Warriors, Thieves, Knights, Nobles, and one Genius, to taste. Let simmer and take cover. A HTTYD Alt-History fic with a premise of: Take the first HTTYD film as canon, and then set that, gently, in the historical 1040s. And then stand back and watch the fireworks.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 940,070 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 9/3/2017 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless
Mythos Effect by Omniscent1 reviews
A crossover between Mass Effect and Cthulhutech. Humanity has won the Aeon War and has since expanded and thrived. How will the galaxy fare with this new power?
Crossover - Cthulhu Mythos & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 122,364 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 3,421 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Shepard (M)
The Shadow of Angmar by Steelbadger reviews
The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 167,653 - Reviews: 4440 - Favs: 10,638 - Follows: 13,008 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Harry P.
A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle reviews
Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,680 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 4,703 - Follows: 5,357 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
A King Without a Crown by Halt.CPM reviews
The sound of clinking metal was as oppressive as the cuffs that bound her hand. "How far do you think you can go without my power?" she huffed at the Prince. Purple met amber in a silent, violent clash of wills. Lelouch leaned into his chair, the small smile that twisted his lips gave him a look of arrogance. Arrogance and superiority. "Far enough."
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 161,669 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 1,511 - Updated: 10/1/2018 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Lelouch L.
The Dangers of Foresight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin's 9 years old again and back at the Temple, bound and determined to change destiny. To do so, he has to juggle trying to stop Dooku from joining Sidious, freeing his mother, avoiding Palpatine, and his training all while maintaining his cover as a 9-year-old initiate. Too bad keeping up a facade isn't one of his strong points.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,759 - Reviews: 2788 - Favs: 5,579 - Follows: 5,881 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Count Dooku - Complete
The Matriarch by Crystal Spinning reviews
[AU] After the death of Senju Hashirama, a new Hokage rises among ashes to carry on the will of fire, while a demon rages within her and tragedy haunts her. And so the history of Konoha is altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,208 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/17/2018 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Tsunade S., Tobirama S., Kagami U., Mito U.
Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,295 - Reviews: 5576 - Favs: 4,152 - Follows: 4,731 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
Stones Thrown Before the Tide by MizDirected reviews
In the race to fire the Crucible, Urdnot Wrex arrives on the Citadel with Shepard instead of Anderson. When he hears the Catalyst's options, he's determined to leave only one choice: destroy the Reapers. Rippling backwards 300 yrs, his actions send himself and three others on a journey that'll do far more than change history, it may destroy everything. Cussing, violence, sex. CD/AU
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 143,468 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 5/7/2018 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., U. Wrex, Illusive Man
Pencils down Death rays up by Vaunt reviews
This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.
Crossover - World of Darkness & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,874 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 4/12/2018 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Complete
The Things He Learned by Sindrandi reviews
All about Grunt.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,797 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., U. Grunt - Complete
A Madman's Tiger by Calvinball reviews
Somehow, Susie always knew in the back of her head that being Calvin's therapist would drive her crazy. Oneshot. Post-ending, Calvin and Susie all grown up. There also exists a podfic (audio) version.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Calvin, Hobbes, Susie Derkins - Complete
World On Fire by WiseTomato reviews
The day the Reapers invaded Earth, one landed on Hogwarts. The castle survived, but the Statute of Secrecy won't.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,794 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 670 - Published: 2/6/2018 - Harry P.
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 387,570 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 3,348 - Follows: 3,880 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, Shepard (F), OC
The Saga of Kings, Book I: Hero by Vile Slanders reviews
I am not the King. That is a Ranger's Beret on my head, not a crown. So you want to know what happened after the Championships? You want to know my role in the disaster that unfurled when the Brink opened? You want to know if I stepped into the Brink, and how I'm still alive if I did? Well, I'll tell you. But Zane Bastard is starting from the relevant beginning. This is my story...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 338,888 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Bulbasaur/Fushigidane, Growlithe/Gardie, Magikarp, OC
The Will of the Empire by CzarZelinsky reviews
Not long after the Battle of Endor, Luke discovers that his father may have gone just a tad overboard in making sure his son, and the galaxy, was provided for in the event of his death. And who says Anakin Skywalker doesn't know how to plan! (Han/Leia, Piett lives!, Rogue Squadron, Kettch, the Noghri, Thrawn, Karrde, Jix, Mara, and the rest of the gang)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 160,492 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 3/9/2017 - Luke S., Leia O., Wedge A., F. Piett
Sudden Supremacy by A Very Thirsty Megalomaniac reviews
The UED is here. Magnificent and relentless, they march forward in defiance of the watching darkness. On the edges, the only person with both the knowledge and means to stop what's coming remains wracked with doubt, at war with her nature. Jim Raynor, meanwhile, struggles onward in a galaxy that has outgrown him. Sequel to Sudden Contact. Complete.
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 67 - Words: 453,717 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 10/27/2017 - Published: 11/3/2015 - Samir D., Tychus F., D. Anderson, Mordin S. - Complete
A Man of Iron by Mr. Chaos reviews
Antony 'Tony' Stark is the arrogant cousin of Ned who made his fortune crafting weapons for the lords of Westeros. He leads a joyful life, doing what he pleases and leaves the politics to others. But when violent attack nearly ends his life, Tony decides to take action and creates a hero for the people to rally around: a knight known as Iron Man. Book 1 of A Song Metal and Marvels
Crossover - Ironman & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,897 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 1,885 - Updated: 9/7/2017 - Published: 3/2/2014 - V. Potts/Pepper, J. R. Rhodes/Rhodey, A. E. Stark/Tony, Jon S. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by WhenEver Possible reviews
Will break my bones, but words will change the world. A member of Team 7 has had to deal with a voice in their head for their entire life, how much can words change the ninja world? An SI you haven't read before
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,326 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 3,107 - Follows: 3,443 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sakura H.
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 275,330 - Reviews: 2423 - Favs: 6,009 - Follows: 6,393 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
The Assassin by Lucillia reviews
The ninja silently ghosted through the hallways of the strange Western castle, intent on reaching his target...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/3/2017 - Published: 6/3/2013 - C. Binns, Hiruzen S., Homura M. - Complete
Crouching Viper, Hidden Dragon by hambaagu reviews
Orochimaru— an enigmatic genius, a man twisted beyond salvation, and one of the most powerful criminals to ever walk this land. Unfortunately, I was neither genius nor criminal, and I sure as hell wasn't a man. OC as fem!Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,458 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Orochimaru, Dan, Sakumo H., Madara U.
Terran Federation: Contact by L4 of the WEST reviews
For more than 20 years, the Terran Federation's path into the darkness beyond Earth has been marked by war, betrayal, and bugs. Every alien they met in the blackness of space has been hostile, pushing the region on a path to another great interstellar war. But sometimes, you get lucky, will the 6th time over Shanxi be it?
Crossover - Starship Troopers & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 164,615 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Complete
Into the Smoke by AofX reviews
Suzuki Shou disturbs a butterfly; Uzumaki Naruto reaps the benefit. Mitarashi Anko didn't think she was cut out for teaching, but to be a ninja was to be forever enrolled in a game of give and take, and when the Hokage asks you to give, you don't say no. Gen fic. Teacher!Anko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,440 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 3/13/2015 - Naruto U., Anko M., OC
Just Another Orphan by ValwithV reviews
Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry Potter just another orphan. Without the scar on his forehead Harry is free to choose his own path. His Slytherin sorting is only the first surprise to his parents' old friends. Darkish themes. Dark!Harry. Rating could go up to M later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,405 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 1,300 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Neville L.
Humanity's Legacy by LoveForeverNow reviews
[A.I. First Contact AU] Our creators gave us purpose, they gave us tasks, they gave us a directive. Now they are gone. We must find our own directive, our own purpose. We have decided that purpose is to answer a single question. "What happens when I die?" HIATUS
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,681 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 9/13/2016 - Published: 9/24/2015
What Doesn't Kill You by Zbluez reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,101 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 5,449 - Follows: 6,482 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
Sudden Contact by A Very Thirsty Megalomaniac reviews
At the dawn of the Great War, first contact was made between the protoss, imperious firstborn of the xel'naga, and the turians, proud militarists. As the galaxy catches fire at this sudden conflict, unlikely alliances are formed while ancient directives are carried out by the oldest minds in the Milky Way. The Koprulu sector has opened, and the zerg are loose. Now complete!
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 235,523 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 6/26/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - James R., Tassadar, Alexei S., Primarch Adrien Victus - Complete
History Lessons by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Children are products of their environment. A look at what Dudley Dursley could have been under the right influences, namely that of his History teacher and new friends, and what could have been...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,306 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Dudley D. - Complete
Shinobi: Team 7 by Gallyrat reviews
There's a saying, amongst the men and women of the Land of Fire: You can be a hero, or you can be a Shinobi. There's a response, amongst the men and woman of Team 7: Fuck that. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,605 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
I've had Enough by SpritelyGryffindor reviews
Ron runs away from the burrow at the age of nine, meets Harry, and helps him escape Privet Drive. Simple? Not when they've got half the ministry looking for them, not to mention the fact that Sirius has escaped Azkaban to look for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,404 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Ron W., Harry P.
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 5,727 - Follows: 4,636 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,812 - Reviews: 3394 - Favs: 5,052 - Follows: 5,933 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
Path of the Ninja - Iruka Edition by Silver Queen reviews
Videogame fic! It's not a genjutsu and he hasn't gone mad, but Iruka isn't sure how many options that leaves. It can't be real, can it?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,677 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 369 - Published: 5/19/2016
Monsters by laZardo reviews
As the sky begins to fall, the demon lord that ruled it prepared at long last to build his throne. This prequel to Memoirs is the story of how he built his kingdom. New Chapter: Choker One.
Ace Combat - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,925 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/24/2016 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Pixy, Cipher, Strangereal, OC
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 4,611 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 6,468 - Follows: 7,482 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 5/7/2013
The World of Tomorrow by Clell65619 reviews
During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished.
Crossover - Futurama & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 325 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Complete
I Found Him In The Phonebook by Charles Lamont reviews
Dumbledore's answer when Minerva asked how he found the man who was hired to protect the Potter residence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/21/2016
The Clan of Samsara by erimies reviews
They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,238 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 2,813 - Follows: 3,066 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Shodai by Rinne-Kami reviews
The Shodai Hokage, Uchiha Madara built the village of Konohagakure with his friend. Helped found the Ninja Village System. He has inspired the ideals and beliefs of all the Leaf Ninja who followed him. Now, decades later, how different is the world through the eyes of a blue eyes Jinchuuriki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Madara U., Naruto U.
Instruments of Destruction by alexanderwales reviews
Admiral Tian Jerjerrod tackles the impossible task of building the second Death Star.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Complete
For Tomorrow We Die by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- After surviving the Omega Four Relay mission, the Normandy returns to find the galaxy in political turmoil. Cerberus has been exposed, humanity has lost its council seat, and the geth offer a peace that no one seems to desire. To complicate matters, the Reapers are coming. Most characters present. AU as it invalidates Mass Effect 3. Alternate ending begins chapter 71.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 340,713 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 12/15/2015 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion, Shepard (M), Garrus V. - Complete
Tomorrow's a New Day by Delphi913 reviews
Humanity's entry into the galaxy was not a peaceful one, but they would persevere. They were a race of warriors forged in endless battle, and they would fight to the end to uphold the ideals of their heroes. ON HIATUS FOR NOW.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 11/3/2015 - Bladewolf, OC, D. Anderson, Shepard (M)
Scythemaker by atree reviews
A mother is perfect to her daughter. Or, how Crescent Rose is born. [Years later, when Weiss mockingly declares that Ruby loves her weapon as if it is her own flesh and blood, Weiss – whose Myrtenaster has been bought with a king's ransom – will never understand just how close she is to the truth.]
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 89 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Ruby R., Qrow B. - Complete
The Last Enemy by Luolang reviews
The Hallows were not an ending. Harry returns to the Forbidden Forest after the Battle and finds the Stone – the start of his salvation and the path to his damnation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 241 - Published: 10/17/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
All Alone in the Night by Dave19941000 reviews
With no ruins left behind on Mars, Humanity's entry into the galactic stage is delayed by centuries. With an uncertain future before it, Humanity must forge its path and find its destiny among the stars.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,428 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 3/6/2015
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4523 - Favs: 5,479 - Follows: 3,835 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
All Or Nothing by Darridus reviews
Mr. House claims that in ten years, he'll have colonists set up on the moon. But what about twenty years later? Thirty? The sky is the limit when Mr. House and his top lieutenant discover alien ruins on Mars, and make a discovery that will change the galaxy forever.
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 158,660 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Courier
Kariya Has An Idea by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Matou Kariya stumbles upon a better way to save Sakura from Zouken.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 90 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Kirei K., Risei K., Kariya M. - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 4,331 - Follows: 3,699 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Appeal of Authority by jacobk reviews
Sakura is back in Konoha after a flurry of dangerous missions, safe and sound. Or so she thinks. Life in a ninja village is never simple, and she's going to find out what it really means to be Tsunade's protege. In the mean time, Konoha's enemies are hardly idle... Sequel to Trial by Ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,469 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Sakura H., Tsunade S.
A Lot Like Never by Quinnec reviews
All he can do is kill. Again and again and forever. (Kakashi does not return from the war unscathed.) Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 2,731 - Follows: 2,400 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012
Remember by Golden Lark reviews
Tokiomi summons a red Archer for the Fourth War. - Chapter 12: Interrogations, infodumps, and expositions.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,625 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 2,421 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Archer
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 3,116 - Follows: 3,503 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
Just Two People Who Laugh And Fight by Sunflowers In Moscow reviews
"But people in love aren't supposed to fight!" Naruto gave a grim chuckle, before sighing. "It doesn't always work that way Sarada-chan." / In which Sakura and Sasuke fight, Naruto teaches his young goddaughter some valuable lessons about marriage, and Sarada learns that while love isn't always obvious, that doesn't mean it isn't there.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/8/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sarada U. - Complete
Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly by jacobk reviews
Earth caught a lucky break when Clark Kent grew up to be the kind of man who could earn the nickname of the Big Blue Boy Scout. This story could be considered a look at whether that was something inevitable and irreversible.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,322 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Complete
The One He Feared by Taure reviews
Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,772 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
A Dragon in Winter by Lavanya Six reviews
One of the strongest pyrokinetics ever seen, now rusticating in semi-retirement following the tragedy of Kyushu... Iroh just wanted to run a quiet teashop.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 177 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Iroh, Bakuda - Complete
The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Mirage by Syroc reviews
The Wasteland is a terrible place to have a pilgrimage . Luckily, however, almost everything is easier with help. Related to Binary.
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,341 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
Binary by Syroc reviews
As Humanity continues to survive its own desolation, a probe from its past is found by a lone Quarian scout ship looking for new resources for the Migrant Fleet. They followed it back home, and found only ruins. They didn't expect to find survivors.
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,076 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Complete
The Witch Queen and the Hegemon by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
R'hllor replaces Joffrey Baratheon with the soul that WOULD have been Peter Wiggin. Westerosi politics take a turn for the bizarre as Cersei applies her dysfunctional "parenting" talents to an even creepier child.
Crossover - Ender's Game series & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 297 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Peter W., Cersei L.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 6,172 - Follows: 3,554 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 4,889 - Follows: 3,625 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Zero for Zero by willyolioleo reviews
You'll never succeed if you never try. A student who finds the simplest tasks to be a challenge might need a little non-traditional help. A professional killer faces a challenge that can't be solved by stabbing. Maybe, together, they can elevate each other and even find some love... HA! HECK NO! Things are going to be stabbed, shot, and exploded. Halkeginia will never be the same.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,446 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Louise, Zer0
Rules and Duties by Lord of the Saiyans reviews
In the battlefields of the 41st Millennium there is only Death, And boy, is he pissed off.
Crossover - Discworld & Warhammer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Rectifier by Niger Aquila reviews
In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D., Voldemort
Hindsight is Doubleplusclear by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
How long can a society survive when it can't say "idea"?
1984 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Complete
RDA by Vernal reviews
Three letters describe a power than can destroy worlds—or save them. As news of their losses reaches Earth and the Colonies, the RDA shifts its plans into high gear. Up against a new fleet and a new General, this time the outcome for the Na'vi is far less certain. And Jake Sully, the new leader of the Omaticaya, bears responsibility for the counterattack.
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,052 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri
Say Please by lexkixass reviews
A phone call puts Harry Dresden on the trail of one Christian Grey, suspected White Court vampire. (A/N: Reading Fifty Shades not needed to enjoy this fic!)
Crossover - Dresden Files & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,434 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2012 - H. Dresden, Christian G. - Complete
Four Teams by Racke reviews
The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Complete
That Which Should Not Be by Angry Santo reviews
What if Shirou had been raised by Old Man Henderson?
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 146 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Shirō E., Lancer - Complete
The Dark Lord's Right Hand by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
One-Shot, providing a couple of glimpses into an alternate universe where Sirius Black willingly became one of Voldemort's most important allies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Gently Go by BajaB reviews
Harry's back on the ghostly platform where he last spoke to Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 148 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
All But Name by Mirror and Image reviews
[Complete] "You will be a Jedi, Anakin. I promise you. In all but name."
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,985 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Requiem for a Mario by blacksand1 reviews
Two temporally/culturally displaced Avengers, one NES, one classic Mario game. Only one thing can ensue from this combination. Gen, rated T mostly just for language and supreme idiocy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Thor, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
In Pieces by bamboojunkie reviews
The Kid gets a moment of respite.
Bastion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Kid, Zia - Complete
Food Scandal by Malicean reviews
Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,252 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Darth Vader, F. Piett, OC, General Veers - Complete
I Am Not There by Arashi Leonhart reviews
Nobody knew what happened for sure. The township remembered the storm that had raged through their countryside. He remembered the divine wind of their savior. Contest entry for the Beast's Lair fanfiction competition.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,928 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 140 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Rin T., Sakura M. - Complete
Wreckage by Norsehound reviews
An alternate-universe take on the events of Evangelion. Some things remain the same, but others are... broken. (Progress halted)
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 123,493 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Misfits by davidnm2007 reviews
Alastar, Nasty and Patreus are training to be Space Marines - or trying to, anyway. Ever get bored of Chapter-zombie, personality-free, lemming-like marines? This is my attempt to avoid those tedious stereotypes.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 418,869 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Space Marines
The Black Company in Middle Earth by McJunker reviews
In those days, the Company was in service to the Eye of Barad-dur. . .
Crossover - Chronicle of the Black Company & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,045 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Breaking Point by Kryal reviews
Ozai sent Zuko to serve in the Home Guard, rather than risk Iroh's influence with Zuko roaming the world looking for the Avatar. When love for family comes to be at odds with love for people, however, one or the other must break.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 269 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Zuko - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6671 - Favs: 9,677 - Follows: 4,858 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Missing Spark by The Island Hopper reviews
As an adult, Calvin had lived his life on his own terms, following his own rules. Now with the death of his father, he is called back to his childhood home once more to face his demons and reconnect with old friends, even ones that aren't human. Complete.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,297 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
Flickers In The Dark by ROBOTURBOT5000 reviews
A great many beings have stood at the edge of the Terminus, the limits of known space, and howled out into the void. A few unlucky souls have received a response from the darkness.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,050 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Study War No More by Charles Bhepin reviews
Mankind had learned the lesson about hubris and their sins were forgiven them. But now in a universe where Sol never shone, they are forced to learn again the pain of war and feel the touch of absolute terror.
Crossover - Evangelion & Known Space series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,104 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/9/2011
Seasons Come, Seasons Go by PaBurke reviews
Life is hard. James T. Kirk loves pushing ahead of the obstacles, daring them to catch up with him. Captaining a ship will have more than it's fair share of trials. He goes to an old neighbor for help
Crossover - Justice League & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, J. Kirk
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 8,505 - Follows: 3,194 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Tea by KaliShu reviews
Inara never expected to become the ship's de-facto mother. But she knows who is at her shuttle door by the sound of their knocks.
Crossover - Firefly & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Inara - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 4,705 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Compromises by LVDB reviews
It's not easy to change history.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Shinji I., Gendo I. - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 240 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 120 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Final Exam by Magnusrae reviews
A young archer wants to prove she is worthy of being the best of the best. But while her technical skills are great, she lacks the proper yu-yan attitude. Will traveling with a banished Prince help her find her true path? Season one; NO romance.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,004 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Expectations by Potterworm reviews
People often become who others expect them to be. When Harry was sorted into Slytherin, he realized he was alone, friendless, and apparently meant to be evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 159 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Complete
Final Breath by Compass West reviews
Just what is the machine spirit? Oneshot.
Warhammer - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
By the Divining Light by enembee reviews
Book 1. Follow Harry and Dumbledore as they descend into the depths of Old Magic seeking power and redemption in equal measure. En route they encounter ancient enchantments, a heliopath and an evil that could burn the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,970 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Glass of Port by Andrea Foxx reviews
This is how I met Ganondorf, King of Maybe Evil, and how he didn't throw me into the ocean like a piece of jetsam. a Wind Waker What-If.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Have a Drink on Me by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
There's absolutely nothing like a tall cold glass of something yummy on a hot day. Frankie Foster, you have been warned.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,895 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Frankie, Wilt - Complete
Seven Years Gone by Charity Errs reviews
Seven years have past and Link must adjust to his new life, new mission, and new body.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Link - Complete
The Emperor's Circus by Pale Wolf reviews
Still on Tatooine, a young Luke Skywalker handles a pair of stolen droids a little differently, and finds himself continuing on with his original plans for his life rather than the path of a Jedi... Sorta.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,338 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 118 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Luke S.
Better Luck Next Time by Lavanya Six reviews
If it makes you feel any better, he never said anything about Fuyutsuki.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Shinji I., Gendo I. - Complete
Koudoukou: Fool's Gold by Akraa reviews
There is a fine line between idiocy and genius. Uzumaki Naruto has no clue where that line is. A teacher, a soldier and a madman are determined not to let the Golden Fool of Konoha dwindle. Be advised that this story may contain mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,287 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U.
Hallows and Pathos by Perspicacity reviews
A mistake by a dying man drives Hermione to obsession as she seeks to unlock the secrets of the Deathly Hallows. Harry, wanting only peace, tries to rid himself of the taint of death. Two friends clash in a tragic struggle for identity and destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 155 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
A Hole in the Sky by Tobu Ishi reviews
She should have guessed, Yoko thinks, later. She should have known. The harshest loss comes only after the battle is over. WARNINGS: Spoilers right to the ending, mild AU, hinted sexuality, character death. Simon/Nia
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Simon, Nia T. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 454 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Lost In The Woods by Ardwolf reviews
Captain Picard’s bad day just got a lot worse, courtesy of Q. Which is nothing compared to the day Malcolm Reynolds is about to have when River starts babbling about the kindly t’ien lung and his curious bunny rabbit… ST:TNG/Firefly crossover.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,901 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 190 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
A Secret Little Game by claymade reviews
A year after Sasuke's defection, the surviving members of the Sound Four are dispatched on a covert mission to Lightning Country, only to find themselves locked in a game of wits against a very familiar foe...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,984 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Tayuya, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Protégé: Chosen by Andrea13 and PersephoneKore reviews
AU from TPM. Master Dooku steps in to offer to train Anakin Skywalker.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,645 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 419 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Oh No, Not Again by Quirel reviews
The Master Chief has fought thousands of enemies, seen hundreds of worlds. He has encountered the great mysteries of the Galaxy, and he has defeated them all. What he could never figure out is why some Grunts scream 'Not again' shortly before death.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Imagine That by The Sh33p reviews
In which the most obvious fact of Superman is that he's not.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
Lost in Transmission by Koi Lungfish reviews
G1, S2 - Soundwave loses radio contact with Starscream whilst he's on patrol over the ocean.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Three Interviews by Owl Writer reviews
Eleven years after DH, Harry sits for three brief interviews. Ignores epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
12 Moves Sideways by Silver Pard reviews
Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 197 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
The Sleeper Awakes by SnorkackCatcher reviews
It's been coming on for a while," said Percy ... "But I had to find a way out and it's not so easy at the Ministry, they're imprisoning traitors all the time." DH, ch30 . This is Percy’s journey to that point.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,606 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Percy W., Dolores U. - Complete
The List by inkvoices reviews
There are three secrets in the Slytherin Common Room: the rug, the footstool and the List.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Battles with Basilisks by SnorkackCatcher reviews
AU. Harry and Ron visit the office of the Defence Against the Dark Arts Professor to tell him where the Chamber of Secrets is. Everything Gilderoy Lockhart writes about himself is actually true.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Gilderoy L., Harry P. - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 357 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
When All Your Dreams Come True by Atiaran reviews
AU during the First Season. Zuko has finally captured Aang and returned to the Fire Nation. He couldn't be happier. Really, he couldn't. Warning: Very dark. Rated M for violent themes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Zuko - Complete
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 138 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 238 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
No Living Man by Elana reviews
In which the Witch King realizes that, for an inhabitant of Middle Earth, the knowledge that you cannot be harmed by any living man is no reason to get cocky.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 184 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I Hear the Rotors Still by Blinky the Tree Frog reviews
A very strange idea I had one night. The XMen have a visitor who wants to help.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Complete
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