![]() Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Name: I go by many names; Sul, Solar, Cat, Niko, Castor, Kiriel, Kiri, Mom... though I prefer Kiri, unless you know me from FictionPress or from real life Age: Twenty One Location: In my head, which is just off the coast of insatiability. Favorite Bands: anything to do with Wizard Rock, though I am partial to Ministry of Magic, Swish and Flick, and the Butterbeer Experience. Things I would like to have: Chainsaw Katana, that's about it Zombie Apocalypse: Chances are you are already surrounded by mindless, bloodthirsty, half-alive, subhuman wretches. An actual Zombie Outbreak would just give you an excuse to do something productive Talking to my best friend/adoptive sister about her nickname Mia. Me: "It's M-I-A, Missing In Action... just like your brain" Mia: chuckling "You're right!" Me: laughing as well "I love how you agree with me" Mia: sounding mystified "How do you know? Are you god?" Me: laughing harder "If I'm god then the world is doomed" both of us crack up laughing You gotta love A Very Potter Musical XD "Oh, who's that?" "That's, uh, that's Cho Chang." "Yeah, that's the girl Harry's been totally in love with since freshman year" "Yeah, but he won't say anything to her." "Well, yeah, you never tell a girl you like 'em, makes you look like an idiot." (Ginny clears her throat) "Konichiwa, Cho Chang!" (giggles in the background) It's good to meet you. I am Ginny Weasley" "B*TCH, I ain't Cho Chang" "That's LAVENDER BROWN. Racist sister!" Mother, Brother, Sister, Best Friend, When the Dead roam the street you must cut them down like rotting meat 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: 1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down 2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice. 3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that 4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" 5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso 6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS" 7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy" 8: Dont use any punctuation 9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking 10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face 11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO" 12: Sing along at the opera 13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day 15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it' 16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom" 17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON" 18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose" 19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go" 20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' Good God do I feel old... I'm only Twenty One why do I feel this old? |
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