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![]() Author has written 5 stories for Twilight. Hola people of all ages and genders and races! And other... things...? I don't know. I just know a couple of things, which I am going to list. 1. Life is shit sometimes, and during those times, I will only post poetry, no stories. 2. I can't commit (is that how it's spelled?) to stories, so I will only write one-shots or funny stories! Expect stories once every week or so... 3. I don't enjoy writing about stuff that's already been writen about, so don't be surprised if my 'stories' are... unique... 4. I enjoy reading more than writing, so I'm going to have a ton of favorite stories authors on here! 5. I'm not hyper all the time, and I am pretty out-there, so don't expect the normal shit from someone like me. Okay, so onto other shit: Hair Color: Brownish, but I want to dye it Hayley-Williams-Red. :) Eye Color: Bluish-Grey Height: 5' 6"-ish... Favorite Band(s): Paramore, All Time Low, MayDay Parade, Neon Trees, Ke$ha, 3OH!3, The Almost, Avenged Sevenfold, Boys Like Girls, ColdPlay, and Muse. Yeah, it's a lot. :) Favorite Movie: Now, I'd have to say "Speak" and/or "The Note Book"... or "Mulan." I'm a romantic; I enjoy sad movies. What I do: Student Favorite Sport: Softball, all the way babe! Favorite Thing(s) To Do: Read fanfiction, write stories/poetry, read books, play softball, and go to school [only for friends] Favorite Book Subject: I'm a bit like Jasper on the whole history thing, but I more dwell between all the wars. I am now working on the Holocaust, and I am appalled about how much that bastard could do with just words, and how the U.S. just turned it's back. Damned ancestors... Anywho, thanks for reading! I hope to get some stories up soon, so enjoy! Yay! Love y'all! P.S. Favorite Twilight Guy: Jasper. No doubt. Favorite Twilight Gal: Alice, all the way. Sorry, had to add this: If you are believe abortion is wrong, but are pro-choice, copy & paste this into your profile. If you have ever cried during an animated movie, copy & paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, copy & paste this into your profile. If you have ever spelled 'paste' 'past', copy & PASTE this into your profile. :D "If you think life sucks, look through your life from the eyes of a loved one, and know that everything will be all right again." -Moi If you have ever thought about tripping a person for no reason, copy & paste this into your profile. If you enjoyed these funny 'copy and paste' things, copy & paste this into your profile. :) TEAM JASPER: because he can snap at me anytime. TEAM ESME: because she's the coolest mother ever. TEAM ROSALIE: because deep down we all think she's awesome. TEAM EMMETT: because we all love a guy with muscles. TEAM EDWARD: because we wish all guys were this perfect. TEAM CARLISLE: because all doctors should be this hot. TEAM BELLA: because she's the luckiest girl that ever existed. TEAM ALICE: because seeing things before they happen rocks. Girls are like This is true! Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901 :QUOTES: Alice Cullen: “No one will dare call you plain when I’m through with you.” Bella Swan: “Only because their afraid you’ll suck their blood.” Emmett Cullen: “I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.” Bella Swan: “I already know how strong you are. You didn’t have to break the furniture.” Bella Swan: “Well, that just sucks! I guess I’m stuck with Mike Newton after all.” Emmett Cullen: “Fall down again, Bella?” Jacob Black: “Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.” Bella Swan: “I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh.” Bella Swan: “I never thought I’d see the day where I’d be willing to take a bet against you, Alice, but it has arrived.” Bella Swan: “I made the Cowardly Lion look like the Terminator.” Bella Swan: “If you’re waiting for me to be on my deathbed, I’ve got good news for you! I was just there!” Renee Dwyer: “Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out." Rosalie Hale: “I’d like to beat you dead.” Alice Cullen: “And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche." Alice Cullen: “This hostage stuff is fun.” Edward Cullen: “I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object.” Alice Cullen: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors…" Edward Cullen: “You’re awfully small to be so hugely irritating.” Mike Newton: “So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?” Edward Cullen: “No blood, no foul.” Bella Swan: “Two voices struggled inside me. One that wanted to be good and brave, and one that told the good one to keep her mouth shut.” The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. Number your 12 favorite Twilight characters, in no particular 1. Jasper Hale 2. Alice Cullen 3. Emmett Cullen 4. Carlisle Cullen 5. Edward Cullen 6. Rosalie Hale 7. Esme Cullen 8. Renesmee Cullen 9. Seth Clearwater 10. Leah Clearwater 11. Jacob Black 12. Bella Swan This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (warning, do not read this befor going to bed, Guess its a little later. Oops.) HA! I SNUCK IT IN BITCHES!! *proud of self* :D 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? 4. Do you recall any fics about Nine? 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation? 8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. 9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff? 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. 11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? 12. Does anyone on your Friends List read Three slash? 13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? 14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? 15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? 16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? 17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? 18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? I'm, So I MUST be _. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. 50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS: 1.) What color is your toothbrush? Green :D 2.) Name one person who made you smile today: Ann 3.) What were you doing at 8 am this morning: School -.- 4.) What were you doing 45 minutes ago: Looking at Facebook 5.) What is your favorite candy bar: 3 Musketeers 6.) Have you ever been to a strip club: … No… 7.) What is the last thing you said aloud: I will kill you. In the throat. With a spoon. JK LOVE YOU GRACE! 8.) What is your favorite ice cream flavor: Death by Chocolate. 9.) What was the last thing you had to drink: water 10.) Do you like your wallet: kinda. Its perrtyy. 11.) What was the last thing you ate: Oreos… YUM! 12.) Have you bought any new clothing items this week: School supplies. And Candy. :P 13.) The last sporting event you watched: Softball. 14.) What is your favorite flavor of popcorn: Buttered. 15.) Who is the last person you sent a text message too: Mah maahhhmm. 16.) Ever go camping: Unfortunately, yes. -.- 17.) Do you take vitamins daily: I should. xD 18.) Do you go to church every Sunday: The church wishes I would. :D Jklol. 19.) Do you have a tan: Yahh. 20.) Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza: Depends on what types… :) 21.) Do you drink your soda with a straw: Mah mom doesn’t keep straws in the house. -.- 22.) What did your last text message say: Sorry! I’ll find it! Promise!! 23.) What are you doing tomorrow: School. -.- 24.) Look to your left, what do you see: A blue wall. :O 25.) What color is your watch: No watch. 26.) What do you think of when you hear Australia: Sexy accents ;) 27.) What is your birthstone: The light green one… gimme a minute… PERIDOT! 28.) Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru: Drive thru. What? I’m an American xD 29.) What is your favorite number: 12 30.) Who's the last person you talked to on the phone: Umm… Tyler 31.) Any plans today: Homework. Then on the phone with Olivia, my betrothed… Jk only on Facebook. :D 32.) How many states have you lived in: One. NH~ 33.) Biggest annoyance right now: Algebra. And my guidance counselor. -.- 34.) Last song listened to: Closer by Nine Inch Nails… “You let me desecrate you…” * 35.) Can you say the alphabet backwards: Pshhh. I wish. 36.) Do you have a maid service clean your house: My mother wishes. :P 37.) Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time: These really old Velcro sneakers that I literally had to duct tape (red tape!!) to keep them together. I get stared at when I wear them :D 38.) Are you jealous of anyone: Unfortunately. :( 39.) Is anyone jealous of you: I hope so. ;) 40.) Do you love anyone: I have. He/She doesn’t love me. :’( 41.) Do any of your friends have children: Pshh. Yes. My mother and I have the same best friends. xD 42.) What do you usually do during the day: School, computer, homework, shower, tv. In that order. 43.) Do you hate anyone that you know right now: Yeah. Lots of people. Go check the “love” one. :( 44.) Do you use the word 'hello' daily: YES! ALL THE TIME!! 45.) What color is your car: Mi madre’s es silver. :D 46.) Do you like cats: No. Bad experiences as a child. 47.) Are you thinking about someone right now: I wished. :\ 48.) Have you ever been to Six Flags: Yeah. School trip. 49.) How did you get your worst scar: I was opening a can of soup, and split my finger. It didn’t come off, but it didn’t stop bleeding for days. Then I almost had my appendix out. Does that count? *No.* Damn. :) "You called me a bitch, a bitch is a female dog, dogs bark, bark is off a tree, a tree is Mother Nature, Mother Nature is beautiful so THANKS!" - by Emmettt Cullen i am a vampire!!! :) Child Abuse,Make it stop! Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school YOUR GUY SIDE: ~You love hoodies. YOUR GIRL SIDE: ~You wear lip gloss A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Hey hey, PM me!!! And if you R&R, you get cookies... virtual chocolatey goodness cookies. xD CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISM IS ASKED FOR!! PLEASE? :) |
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