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Joined 04-19-12, id: 3935982, Profile Updated: 04-19-12

A Little About Me!

Name: Al Li

Age: not high school (you can guess for yourselves whether my age is above or below)

Interests: writing, reading, origami, wood working, free running, tennis, snowboarding, and not studying!


The Cookie Count Games

As a new writer, I wanted to think of a way to make review giving fun. Since, you know, people don't? So I devised The COOKIE COUNT GAMES!!! *crowd cheering*

Okay, so the rules are one cookie per each review! Simple right? I'll put the count total at the beginning of each chapter and save "boring" A/Ns for the end of a chapter.

Sound cool?


Story Synopses

blank cause there are none...must fix...


My Bro 2 Cool

So my brother was in Social Studies. Him and his friends were supposed to be working on a group essay about religion, but they were griping about how stupid the project was. So the teacher comes over and scolds them, cause they’re supposed to be discussing religion. And my brother goes, “Jesus Christ, why the heck do we have to do this?” ~MB2C

Lil Bro: Johnny was a chemist’s son
Johnny was no more
What Johnny thought was H2O was Sprite
Me: what? Why is he no more?
Lil Bro: he got diabetes ~MB2C

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quarto sinko (cinco) ~MB2C

me: I bet you couldn’t go five minutes without making a pun.

Lil Bro: Yeah, it’d be pretty PUN-believable if I could! ~MB2C

The creator of Knock-knock jokes should get the No-bell Prize. ~MB2C


Feel free to PM me if you wanna talk!