Shikamaru's Babe645
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Joined 11-30-06, id: 1173121, Profile Updated: 07-15-08
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Profile: Hi I'm Shikamaru's Babe645 but you can all me Aki. And this is me. If you just want to get right to my stories, please click 'hide bio' or you will be doomed to scrolling for the rest of you life as will your first born child.

Fav shows:

-Naruto. Well, I don't watch tv at all really and when I do that's the only thing I watch.

-Foamy and Pilz-E (Actually shown on Illwillpress.com or friendsoffoamy.com)

-FMA.

-Degrassi.

Fav book:

-Harry Potter Series (#5 is my favorite!)

-Artemis Fowl.

-The Outsiders. (Pony and Soda are MINE! Dally is my friends and Johnny is gone to.)

-Twilight.

-New Moon.

-Eclipse.

Fav food:

-Mc Donalds.

-Chicken Alfrado but not really chicken alfrado (It's an inside joke, but it is good)

-Vegtable soup.

-Seasond French fries.

-Hot Cheetoes.

-Beef jerky.

Fav parings:

Naruto...

-NaruHina.

-ChojiBagOfChips.

-TenNeji.

-ShikaTema(Alot of people hate this paring but it's better than ShikaIno)

-LeeSaku

-InoKiba

Harry Potter...

-HarGin

-RonME.

-FredME xD

-DracoME

Parings I despise:

Naruto...

-NejiHina (There cousins!!)

-TemaGarra(There freaking brother and sister!!)

-SakSas (Sasuke hates her and it's never gonna happen)

-ShikaIno

-LeeTenTen

-GaarHina

-LeeGaar (Gaara's not gay. Lee is.)

-LeeSak

Harry Potter...

DraPansy

HarPatil

Fav Characters:

Naruto...

-Shikamaru!!

-Temari!!

-Kakashi!!

-Kiba!!

-Akamaru!!

-Gaara!!

Harry Potter...

-Harry (of course.)

-Ron (I LOVE THIS GUY!)

-Draco (He's freakin sexii!)

-Ginny (She rocks!)

-Fred (I LOVE THIS GUY MORE THAN RON!)

-George (Ish my homeboii)

-Luna (ish so pretty)

Twilight...

-Jacob!

-Emily!

-Sam! (Yes, I love all the werewolves.)

-Alice.

-Jasper.

FMA...

-Alphonse!!

-Ren.

-That old lady who's name escapes me at the moment...

Okay Characters:

Naruto...

-Sakura

-Ino

-Choji

-Naruto

-Iruka

-TenTen

-Neji

-Guy

-Orchimaru

-Shino

-Kankuro

-Sasuke

Harry Potter...

-Neville.

FMA...

-Ed.

-Mustang.

Twlight...

-Edward.

-Rosalie. (Or however you spell it.)

-Emmett.

Characters I hate:

Naruto...

-Lee

-Hinata (She's way to shy and it annoys me)

Harry Potter...

-Hermione (she makes me wanna pull my hair out.)

-Parvati and Padme -eye twitches-

-Cho (I hope she trips and drowns in owl crap.)

Fma...

-Acutally, I don't hate any characters off of this show... Yet.

Twlight...

-Bella. (I'm sorry, she's very annoying.)

Likes:

-God

-Food

-Sleeping

-Chewing Gum

-Giving hugz

-Snow

-Rain

-Autumn

-Naruto

-Harry Potter

-Black

-Pink (Kinda)

-Hot Topic

-Blue

-Jeans

-Red

-Pilz-E

-Foamy

-Zac Effron

-Ron

-Draco

-Japanese stuff

My room

-My Pillow

-Twilight.

-Jacob. -squeals like a fangirl-

-Reading.

-Hardback books.

Dislikes:

-Smokers

-Racist

-People that think their better than every one else.

-Preps (some are okay)

-Green Peppers

-Cucumbers (Bad history...long story, if you personally ask I'll tell you.)

-Animal abusers

-Sweating

-Diet soda

-People that judge you by the way you dress.

-Paper back books. (They are just to... Un-hardback.)

Fav music:

-Afi

-Marilyn Manson

-Avenged Sevenfold

-Green Day

-Anti-flag

-KoRn

-Will Smith

-Shakira

-Eminem

-Relient K

-The Killers

-Gorillaz

-Weezer

-Panic! At The Disco

-Weird Al

-HelloGoodbye

-Cascada

-Soft Cell.

-Soul Descion.

-Daft Punk.

-Blink 182.

-Fall Out Boy.

-Eiffel 65.

-Escape The Fate.

-Boys Like Girls.

-OutKast.

-Lady Soverign.

-My Chemical Romance.

-Fountains Of Wayne.

-Hawk Nelson.

-Justin Timberlake.

Personality:

I'm your normal, ambitious, argumentative, carefree, charming, cheerful, crazy, fierce, flirtatious, friendly, honest, hormonal, kind, laid-back, loud, loyal, moody, naughty, playful, stubborn, sympathetic, talkative, weird, teenage girl and I love it! I also love my friends and would do anything for them and they know it! Well, I hope they know it...

CURRENT MOOD: Blah.

CURRENT ERGE: To get back into shape.

CURRENT PROBLEM: I sleep wayyyy to often.

CURRENT ATTITUDE TOWARD LIFE: Wicked.

MUSIC: Some random lady's voice on the radio.

CURRENTLY: Sitting here, wanting music to come back on the radio instead of these bogus commercials and thinking about getting ready for bed.

CURRENT WISHES: For precious reviews.

CURRENTLY WANTING: a taco...

CURRENTLY TRYING: to make my profile longer...

CURRENT FAV SONG: 7 Things - Miley Cyrus.

Quotes...

"Ugh, I hope he trips over a pebble and drowns in his mash potatoes." - Me talking about a guy I hate.

"So his name is Egg-Glue?" -My best friend, Melanie, and me at church talking to our other friend about penguins.

"Haha! You've been raped!" -My friend, Bryce, poking people.

"Man, you sure look funny." -Darry Curtis.

"Mustangs, they're tuff." -Johnny-Cake.

"Johnny, there's a monster outside." -PonyBoy Curtis.

"Hey, Two-Bit, Mickey's on t.v" -Soda Pop Curtis.

"Get lost hood!" -Cherry Valance.

"Oh yeah?! Look at my nose!" -Steve Matthews.

"Get outta here! You make my stomach sick!" -Dally Winston.

"He's so greasy he glides when he walks." -Two-Bit.

"You son of a bitch!" -Bob.

"Do you think, you could just... Hold it in? Til we're done?" -Harry.

"A giant?! And Hagrid wants us to give him english lessons?!" -Hermione.

"Somebitch." -My friend, Austin, impersonating an old man.

"WHATABITCH!" -Bryce.

"Want a cat treat?" -My mom.

"Yeah! See you later homie homerslice!" -My aunt.

"Okie dokie pokie mokie!" -My aunt.

"Darrow puts the 'D' in "Dysfunction!" -My aunt.

"He put his _ in her _ and then _ and she was like _ and _" -My abstinence class teacher.

"It wasn't pee, just some kind of bodily fluid." -My friend Shawn.

"Ewwwie!" -Shawn.

"OH! It's that thing that has gone into me so many times. NOT IN A SICK WAY GAWSH!" -Joseph.

"JOWEEEE GONE TO WHITE CASTLE!" -Shawn talking about Joseph's theme song.

"Will you just shut up!" -Me getting annoyed.

"OH NO! SHE'S HUMPING HER GUITAR AGAIN!" -Melanie and me talking about GH2.

"CHAPSTICK!" -Me very hyper.

"Mrs. Kirby!? Seriously?! Is she fat and short and pink!?" -Me asking about a teacher.

"Ya know, with out the ozone, we're all gunna die." -Me talking to my science class about pollution.

"I know my way around 5 buttons." -Joseph talking about Guitar Hero.

"HOW TO EAT A CHILD?! Oh, oh, woah... Nevermind. How to eat like a child... Selective reading..." -My friend, Lucas, in the computer lab.

"AWWE MAN! CAN'T YOU JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER HEAD!? ALL I WANT IS THE FACE OF A MONKEY!!" -My friend, Dalton, doing improv in drama.

"Yo homie G cheese cracker snack." -Bryce in History.

"So we can hang like bats homie." -Bryce.

"I hope you get stabbed in the eye with a really hot french fry!" -Foamy.

"I hope you choke on a biscotte." -Foamy.

"IT'S A WERE-SPIDER!!" -Me after throwing a large stick at a garden spider.

"Were-spiders and steel web. Oh yeah." -Me and Mel.

"I'm tired of this dribblish crap." -Bryce on the phone rambling.

"I'M ON HIGHWAY TO... POOP!" -My aunt drunk...

"I'm gunna kill you and bury you under the house. I AIN'T SCARED!" -My mom.

"SAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEE! Having butsex. Cowboy butsex." -I actually don't know who started that.

"HAHA! Now you have only (Insert very large number here) virgin hairs left!" -My friend Randal.

"You are not aloud to go camping with Jowee. I saw Brokeback mountain yesterday." -Me.

"OH SHOVER YOU'RE SO SILLY!" -Talking about my unconscious friend.

"Bitch please." -Joseph.

"I'm pissed off just a little bit." -Joseph quoting.

"Yeah! Let's go skip through the frolic of flowers! HA! That was so a quote!" -Mel and my other friends running around in the dark with glowing bracelets and necklaces.

"Hey Danya, guess what I got you for your birthday? AIR! I told you I got something." -My friend, TJ, at my party yesterday.

"Since you're turning 13 please don't turn into a monster. I would hate to have to kill you." -My mom.

"Happy birthday hooker." -My cousin.

"Paris? All there is there is french kissing. We don't even have tongues!" -Katy in Drama doing improve.

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb" "What a stupid lamb..." "What a sick masochistic lion..." -Edward and Bella.

"What do you think she'll do when you--" "What?" "What do you think she'll--" "What do you mean?" "LET ME FINISH!" -My boyfriend, Josh, and I.

"Quack quack." -Josh.

"And they quack, and they float and then they tip upside down and then there's QUACKBUBBLES!" -Josh talking about ducks.

"Gorilla-goat..." -Bryce talking about his angry mother.

"You know, parts of him know parts of you... I MEANT YOUR TONGUES NOT YOU BCWW TOOLS!" -Bryce.

"Hi, I'm Cameron Diaz!" -Mel.

"I make mistakes, I am out of control at times and hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." -Marilyn Monroe.

"What's up?" "I'm missing my sexii-mexii..." "Me too..." "... YOU HAVE A SEXII MEXII TOO?!" "Yeah!" "Cheers for sexii-mexiis!" -My friend Lauren and I talking about our boyfriends.

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That's why they call it the present." -Unknown.

"Well-behaved woman rarely make history" -Unknown.

"I'm defiantly a woman, and I enjoy it!" -Marilyn Monroe.

"I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it" -Marilyn Monroe.

"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything." -Marilyn Monroe.

"I WANT A HIPPO-POLAR BEAR FOR CHRISTMAS!" -Me...

"A real lover is a man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or just staring into space." -Marilyn Monroe.

"How do you put the back of a nose stud on? Do you like turn your nose inside out?" -Me.

"Can I have half of that?" -Kelly.

"She made us salads, to eat, we ate them, got fat." -Me...

"J.K.R. made Draco's wife anonymous especially for the fan girls." -Unknown.

"YOU'D MAKE A BETTER BELLA THAN BELLA ANY DAY!" -Mel.

"And Jasper will be like 'Hodamn, I want to eat Bella now plz' :D" -My friend.

"Jasper will eat Bella :K" -Same person.

"I think they're is a burnt out light bulb in your room." "Well, you're welcome to check that." -My aunt and I.

Behind the Scenes: FMA Chat rooms

FullMetal Alchemist.

Rated: T

English.

Chapters: 2

Words: 477

Reviews: 2 (C’mon! Get that number up! Please?)

Summary: Have you ever wondered what the FMA crew did in their free time? They got on Yahoo! Messenger of course! Read and Review please.

In progress.

Strong Hogwarts Love.

Harry Potter.

Rated: T

English.

Chapters: 1

Words: 8,080.

Reviews: 1 (Help a sista out?)

Summary: Fifth year; love between friends spark? Or a new burst to life? Will the ghosts of Samantha’s parents leave her with a strange but useful power? Read and review. xonexshotx

Complete

The Naruto Crew and Me.

Naruto.

Rated: T

English.

Chapters: 13

Words: 3,267

Reviews: 31 (YAY!)

Summary: A random story with my best friend and me min it! Kinda funny. Parings are MeShika and AiLee lol. Better than this sounds. A total crack fic :)

Complete.

The Love Within.

Naruto.

Rated: K+

English.

Chapters: 12.

Words: 7,185

Reviews: 17 (Ya’ll can do better than that!)

Summary: I don’t really have a summary for this one I just felt like writing a ShikaTema love story because they are my two favorite characters! It’s better than this summary thing sounds...

Complete.

I Don’t Know What This Feeling Is.

Naruto.

Rated: K+

English.

Chapters: 5

Words: 2,434

Reviews: 11 (Okay, this story may suck cause it was like my first fic but, you guys gotta review!)

Summary: Will Neji accept Lee’s challenge? Will TenTen forgive Neji? What will happen next? Read to find out.

Complete.

Vampire Winters.

Twilight.

Rated: T

English.

Chapters: 2

Words: 6,000+

Reviews: 1

Summary: This is a story based on Twilight but with all new characters.

Stories soon to come...

A Twlight fanfic.

A Draco onexshot.

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AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder

AV is Addicted to Vampires.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra"
to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

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bagels.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone
asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have
an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the
eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite
sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you
memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight
(or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework
insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced
Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH
final the next day. Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming
about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you pee yourself in public and hug
your imaginary boyfriend Sanchez for support. Crazy is when your alter egos begin to boss you around and date fictional characters while you are crying in a corner, then you burst into a happy song when someone asks you whats the matter. Crazy is when you are bored you start talking to your alter egos and somehow kill one of the alter egos boyfriend, and now you are hiding from her wrath even though she is in your head. Crazy is obsessing over Edward Elric and marrying him and having make believe smex with him and fangirling over him constantly. Crazy is running around and throwing trash cans at people. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

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if you can't draw anime boys worth crap, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your perfectly aware that ENVY IS A FRICKING GUY! Copy and paste this!

If you have ever walked into a wall while reading, copy and paste this into your profile while not walking and reading this.

If you have ever punched a hole through a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL ANIME AND MANGA OTAKU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE RIGHT NOW!!

If you have ever helped out a noob, copy and paste this into your profile. And good for you.

If you have ever stalked somebody, copy and paste this into your profile

IF YOU LOVE CAPS LOCK, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

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If copy and pastes have taken control of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

IF EDXWIN SUCKS, COPY AND PASTE THIS NOW!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

if you think that fighting is fun, but war is pointless, copy this onto your profile.

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If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

If you think Barney is a overgrown, gay, purple, extinct, baby singer, dinosaur and a crack addiect. Copy and past this on your profile

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

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If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you always say 'uhhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who the HELL came up with the idea of bending in front of a cow and squeezing the flappy pink things under it to see if something comes out and DRINKING whatever crap comes out, copy and paste this to your profile!

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy/paste this into your profile. -Kudos to TrueThinker-

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

if you have ever yelled something random in a large crowd of people, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. itachilover7 (it was only when school let out...i woke the next day with a sore throat), Kuro Uchiha (...same as itachilover7) Ayumi Elric (not me, I'm just crazy that way) Shikamaru's Babe. I'm just crazii

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01,naru-chan13, Kuro Uchiha, Ayumi Elric

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever stayed up really late just to read someone's fan fic, copy and paste this into your profile!!

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If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

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If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you think America screwed up the Naruto anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a girl, and have ever kicked a guy's ass just because he called you a prep or accused you of liking pink, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list. Kuro Uchiha (they need to die, because being called a prep is the most insulting thing someone can say to you...that...and having someone say that you like pink...) Ayumi Elric (I like black, not pink...) Shikamaru's Babe645

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile. Thank you to DemonDaughter, for opening my eyes even more to the tragic events of child abuse.

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Long Live Konoha!! Copy and Paste this into your profile if you support Konoha!!

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO

If you think the people who don't do copy/pastes are just too damn lazy, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you think that if women should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club and/or Blood, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can spout a random Naruto character (any character) quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto and/or Bleach is going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actualy take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

This is bunny, he wants to take over the world, BUT HE NEEDS YOUR HELP. He started off at DeviantART and came here from Killer Movies. He has made it to many other sites, NOW he's here. All Bunny asks of you is that you copy and paste him into you Profile and help him get everywhere. BUNNY IS COUNTING ON YOU. Don't let him down. (Or, an army of rabid vampire bunnies shall come to your house and kill you! Myahahaha!)

If you've ever forgot to blink then remembered and made yourself blink to many times that it became uncomfortable copy and paste this into your profile!

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If you hate it when girls bat their eyelashes to flirt copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the old Green Day and think the new should go die now copy paste this into your profile.

I love Fall Out Boy, if you do also, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Guitar Hero one or two copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't draw worth a crap but you still try copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried Guitar Hero with the PS2 controler and not the plastic guitar. Copy and paste this into your profile.

WOO! I CAN PLAY A PLASTIC GUITAR! If you are happy you can to, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Hey! If you're reading this, review my stories! And, copy and paste this into your profile!

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If you have ever started to make a copy and paste then forgot what you were going to put, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever faked a lisp, and then relized that you couldn't stop copy and paste this into your profile.

HUGS NOT DRUGS! If you love this, copy and paste is into your profile.

If every single copy and paste you've ever copy and pasted into your profile is true, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran up and hugged a random person copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have been on the phone and the only thing you said was "Yeah, okay." then hung up, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think that all the people that think these are stupid are stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you had to go back and re-read the copy and paste the one above, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you know your parents wouldn't bail you out of jail, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are perfectly aware that the greasers off of The Outsiders are freaking sexii copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are sure you annoy your friends with your rambling, copy and paste this into your profile.

Who says 'chuckle'?! If you think that word is annoying but still have used it in a story, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If your family wasn't as disfunctional, it wouldn't be as fun. If that's so true, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you are totally obsessed with Harry Potter and will admit it, copy and paste this into your profile.

I love Jacob Black. If you do to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Bella would of been wayyy better off with sticking with Jacob then running off to go find Edward, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you will not let your boyfriend go camping with another guy because you watched Brockback mountain you know what to do.

If you have ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and endeed up poking yourself in the eye, copy this in your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencile and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile
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have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. people call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, this one your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, and like being hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think the little lucky charms dude should just stop running and hand over the Lucky Charms put this in your profile!!

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt like just runnig somewhere, copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, put this in your bio.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a ray of light copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you have days where you can't type anything at all, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your true friend is sitting in the cell beside you saying, "Damn, that was fun!!"

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A Whole New World by x0xoTheRosesx0xo reviews
What happens when Hermione Granger finds out she is not acctually a Granger but a Zabini? Join Hermione while she learns about her true family, makes new friends, and falls in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,356 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 1/6/2008
Stuck in the Gryffindor common room by confusedlildevil reviews
BB style When 7 teenagers are locked in the Gryffindor common room for a fortnight we get to see a very dramatic story, as secrets and feelings come out. My first fanfic R&R. Hope it'll be good. PPDMHPGW RWHG LL. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,763 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 8/2/2007
Liberated Aficionado Love by Queen-Cocaine reviews
Bonus scenes from my other story 'Liberated Aficionado'. May contain lemons but mostly scenes that I couldn't fit into the story. Enjoy!
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 12/6/2006
Random Conversations with Naruto and Crew by tomboy14 reviews
The daily life problems of us all are such a pain! Join me and the Naruto crew as we set out to make you laugh and forget those problems! It will contain some OOCness and character and pairing bashing, but if you want some humor, come read this! ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 34,709 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
Double Blind by The Emmanator reviews
[DH Spoilers] Ten years after that epic final battle, Neville Longbottom has never had a second date with anybody. Harry and Ron aren’t helping, either. But when an old friend comes back from traveling the world, will luckless old Neville get his chance?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,493 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Neville L., Luna L.
Not a Chance by albe-chan reviews
Sirius has feelings for someone...unbelieveable but true! How will said admiree react? James loves Lily, but what happens when Lily starts to feel for James? And just how was Peter lured to the Dark Side? SLASH. SEX. MATURE. SBRL. JPLE. PPLM. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 145,529 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Itachi's Child by Ur2tRoUbLeSoMe90 reviews
Itachi has a child with a common whore, but when the woman dies giving birth, who will help him take care of his child? What will Sasuke think when he finds out who it is that is taking care of that child?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,252 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Love Never Dies by x0xoTheRosesx0xo reviews
Miss Granger, you know with the war approaching we need inner house unity more than ever. I would like you to go undercover as a Slytherin DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,219 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
My dirty Little Secret by Blowing Wind reviews
Complete AU:Sakura knew that Sasuke is her father's worst enemy. So, why won't temptation leave her alone? Fighting something that is inevitable is useless, so Sakura did things that seemed right. Succumbed to the power of lust. Heavy lemon. Mature reade
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,615 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Lovely Cherry Blossom by CherryBlossom2 reviews
Sakura is thinking about forgting him, until he shows up. See what happens when a missing nin returns and the whole group goes camping together. Action & romance follow as his crazy group get in over their heads...Sasu&SakuNaru&HinaNeji&TenShika&Ino R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,000 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Corrupted Blossom by melancholy.LOVER reviews
She is desperately trying to forget the dead faces of her parents. The blood, the slaughter, the sin, her mistake that she can't erase. Nightfall is when her mistakes are repeated and she claims yet another innocent victim...SasXSak CHAPTER 17 IS UP!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,649 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ninjas In America by Lotusleaf645 reviews
Okay, this is a story about ninjas who are in America. go figure... No I don't own Naruto and yes, all the characters are original. It gets better as it goes along... Chapter 7 up!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,636 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare: Naruto Style! by Ribbon-chan03 reviews
...um...I suck at summaries....Truth or Dare....with Naruto...eheheh....JOIN THE INSANITY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007
Twist of Faith by Sir Edward reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is a 28 year old man, after 2 years with Orochimaru, and 14 years alone, for fear of his Heaven's seal, he hid himself away in the Rice country. But when Sand finds him, they send Naruto and some friends to get him. Is it good? Or not?ONHOL
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,790 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Two Uzumaki Brothers by Lotusleaf645 reviews
Naruto has a twin brother! The teams are sortof mixed up and there are some mixed up relations but ull have to read to find out! Chapter 15 up! No cussing. It actually is better than it sounds... well just read it!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,809 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Dragon Within by CherryBlossom2 reviews
Neji & TenTen are only teammates, or are they? Read to find out about the deadly secret TenTen's been hiding & how it may end Team Gai forever. Because sometimes, you just have to believe in what you see. Please read & review! REVIEWS APPRICIATED!Cherry
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Ice Princess by ginny7777 reviews
AU sasusaku, As the only other cold student on campus besides a certain uchia, how will Sakura take it when she starts to like Mr. Fridge? My first fic ever...no killy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Chance by Queen-Cocaine reviews
Another little oneshot thing on how Lily agrees to date James. Includes a werewolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Coffee and Cocoa by CherryBlossom2 reviews
Neji smells something he can’t quite identify, TenTen has a secret weapon, and they both enjoy a painful cup of hot cocoa. Because sometimes, you can’t always expect things to always stay the same. No cursing. Contest! 25th reviewer gets a oneshot!Neji's
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
HER and HIM by Ur2tRoUbLeSoMe90 reviews
What Sakura feels and does after Sasuke leaves and after a faithful encounter, they can both see where they might have gone wrong... SasuSaku. Lemon. Better summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Another day in Shikamaru's life by Ur2tRoUbLeSoMe90 reviews
What does Shikamaru think about all day? Well, read and find out... some ShikaxIno and a small little tiny piece of ShikaxTema.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
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Vampire Winters reviews
A story based on Twilight but with all new characters. A family moves to a new town, looking to start over, and to put their kids in school, again. One girl doesn't have a mate, will she find one in the new school? Read to find out. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,321 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008
Trapped One Shot reviews
Four friends, trapped in a closet in Hogwarts. With the need to get out, things could get ugly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
My Only Star reviews
A young girl moves back into Washington. Reunited with old friends. One friend has feelings for her. More intense than she could ever imagine.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007
Strong Hogwarts Love reviews
Fifth year love between friends spark? Or a new burst to life? Will the ghosts of Samantha's parents leave her with a strange but useful power? Read and review. xonexshotx
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,031 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
The Love Within reviews
I don't really have a summary for this one I just felt like writing a ShikaTema love story because they are my two fav characters! It's better than this summary thing sounds...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,538 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
I Don't Know What This Feeling Is reviews
Will Neji accept Lee's challenge? Will TenTen forgive Neji? What will happen next? Read to find out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete