IcePrincess777
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Joined 10-17-02, id: 281857
Author has written 19 stories for Jhonen Vasquez, Song Fics, Invader Zim, Parodies and Spoofs, Shakespeare, and Final Fantasy VII.

Dweeby fanfiction author extraordinaire!

Former starving artist!

Mad scientist in training! Oh yeah!

I used to be obsessed with Jhonen Vasquez and all of his works, but I've since moved onto Final Fantasy 7. Currently I'm on summer vacation from college where I study Astronomy, Physics and Music when I have time. As predicted, that pesky school thing kept me from writing much during the semester. Only that's not entirely true. I definitely wrote like Charles Dickens on a newspaper deadline, but it was all for that honors college writing class. Ah well. I got an A- and (gasp) learned things about writing! In turn, this will make life easier for all of you readers out there; especially the ones that are tired of my paragraph-long sentences and the way that my train of thought sometimes kicks me off, backs up and then runs over me again. Makes for a very confusing story. Then again Everybody's After Cloud's Goods was meant to be the archetypal steaming pile of manure anyway, so it doesn't really matter.

In the works as of 7/07:

Diary of Jane

Everybody's STILL After Cloud's Goods- Sequel to Everybody's After Cloud's Goods

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This Army Life by Nicolle reviews
All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,578 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sephiroth
Jhonen Turns 30 by Mileena reviews
In honor of Mr. Vasquez's birthday (september 1) Well...upon doing this, I heard from a few people saying he was 29...and then 30...then 29 and then 30...so for the sake of me not redoing a whole story, he is doing 30. D
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/1/2003
The adventures of Jim book one by bluemonkey reviews
Harry Potter's second cousin, Jim, may not be as well known as Harry, but his exploits were, indeed, legendary.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2003
Invader Zim VS Spongy thing Squarepants? by ShuShinigami reviews
I pair up characters then score them (Scoring is rigged!)
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2003 - Published: 11/13/2002
The truth about Epiphany by nny777slavelabor reviews
~*~FINISHED~*~the sequal to
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/30/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002
Senor Juan by Alias Black reviews
Due to a review, I'm am taking the suggestion of changing the summary. Um...I don't know what to change it to, but the fact that someone said to change it so people would read it should say that it is good, no?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/12/2002 - Published: 10/8/2002
Things That Go Bump In The Night by Rachie-Da-Nimbin-Chicken reviews
When Fred and George listen outside Snape's office, they hear Severus, McGonagall, Draco and a plunger having a go at it. Epileptic twins, raunchy McGonagall, and a spanking that results in CPR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2002 - George W., Severus S.
Whose Line IZ it anyway by Raan reviews
Pg for possible future swearing. My first fanfiction. GIR is smart, because Zim made a 24-hour Inelligence and memory chip. Hope you like it! IZ WLIIA crosssover
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2002
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Everybody's STILL After Cloud's Goods reviews
The long awaited sequel to Everybody's After Cloud's Goods! General parody of yaoi fics. MPreg in first chapter, probably worse later.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Cloud S.
Diary of Jane reviews
Everyone has a past. Even Hojo. NOT a crackfic like EACG.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Prof. Hojo
Everybody's After Cloud's Goods reviews
It seems that everyone wants a piece of Cloud, though not in the traditional sense. Much lemon and yaoi. Chapter 11:KadajxYazooxLozxVincentxCidxBarrettxTsengxRufusxRenoxRudexZackxHarry PotterxEd ElricxOC and CloudxSephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,085 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Cloud S. - Complete
Messed Up Christmas Carols for JV Characters reviews
First up, the Twelve Dates of Madness, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Killer's Wonderland and Joy to the World. It's BAACCKK! Now with a parody of the Night Before Christmas and Carol of the Bells!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 12/1/2002
Spirits of Time reviews
Sequel to Plague and third in the series "Death is Never the End". Someone, or something is changing the past. Someone never meant to see the future they've created.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/14/2004 - Published: 6/8/2003
Attack of the Killer Songfics! reviews
The title pretty much sums it up. Do not read this if you are a psychotic BSB, Christina Agulera, Britney Spears, Kelly Rowland, Nelly,Shakira, J. Lo, Avril Lavigne, Celine Dion,Fountains of Wayne, Good Charlotte or N'Sync fan. Don't Hold On! Die!
Song Fics - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 11,815 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 11/16/2002
Killer Songfics, Take Two reviews
Three tragic and romantic songfics with Nny and Devi. I suck at romance! Yay!The first is to Bloody Valentine by Good Charlotte, second is Always by Saliva, third Hurt by NIN.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2003 - Published: 1/22/2003
Romeo and Juliet Go to Heck reviews
A musical parody of Romeo and Juliet. It's not done yet, but read and review if you like.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/28/2003 - Published: 8/7/2003
Squeegee Casil and the Sorcerer's Kidney Stone reviews
Harry Potter rules, but it cannot escape being parodied! Stuff to whoever can identify the spoof with the water at the end of the chapter. Chapter 7 is up as the first update in a while!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,922 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2003 - Published: 1/11/2003
Fairytales of the Crazed Irken Invader reviews
Contains mild slash. Parodies of fairytales told with IZ characters! New chapter up!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 11/24/2002
Bush Goes to Kindergarten reviews
A documentary of sorts of Bush repeating Kindergarten to have a second chance at getting skills he missed the first time, but really needed later on.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/23/2003 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Complete
Plague reviews
Sequel to Tomorrow Comes Today and second in the series Death Is Never the End. Stan comes back, this time as something Nny can't kill with a knife. The sixth and final chapter is up!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6/7/2003 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Complete
Nny's Lost Memory reviews
This is a one shot story about why you shouldn't leave tape recorders on in other people's cars. Includes Nny's first driving lesson and how he got his car.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Complete
Tomorrow Comes Today reviews
First in the series "Death is Never the End". What if Johnny's victims died for a reason? What if one escaped without him there to stop them? COMPLETED!!!!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,081 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/25/2003 - Published: 1/31/2003 - Complete
The Invader Zim Faculty reviews
A parody of the movie "The Faculty" with Simpsons characters. Finally completed!!!!!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2003 - Published: 12/25/2002 - Complete
The Iceberg Tormented And Nny Invaded Catastrophie reviews
Look at the capital letters in the title for a summary. It's now completed with a revised version of My Heart Will Go On!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2002 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Complete
The Sequel reviews
The sequel to The Thing's alternative ending. Now completed! The ending is REALLY cool! Read+Review please!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12/10/2002 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Complete
The Thing reviews
This fun story is making fun of the movie The Ring! I know it doesn't make much sense and it's not supposed to. Now with the creepy, alternative ending!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,964 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/27/2002 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Complete
I Hate Soap Operas reviews
The first in a series of the systematic satyrization of different types of movies and tv. This is my first fanfic, so I don't really expect you to like it that much.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Complete