TheMortalSlab
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Joined 06-14-10, id: 2403059, Profile Updated: 06-16-10
Author has written 9 stories for Pokémon, Mythology, and My Little Pony.

Hey all, I'm not at the computer right now, so if you would, please leave your checks of wealthy intent within my mailbockz. Thank you.

Oh, a profile what?

Oh, okay. I'm about 5'6" and about 195 pounds (in worth), I live with my mother, I enjoy long walks on the beach (with my mother), I enjoy kissing by the fireplace (also with my mother), and I enjoy doing it with the lights off (...).

Of course, these are just a few of the things I do to occupy my busy day; I also collect deer carcasses and spread them about my 15 acres of stolen, blood-soaked land.

And if you believe any of that, I gift you a pity laugh.

No one cares who I am, not even me, so I guess that's all you need to know about myself and my FABulous lifestyle (choice).

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The Legend of Epic Sax Spike reviews
This 4-chapter story chronicles the legend we know today as "Epic Sax Spike". Enjoy!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Spike - Complete
Pokémon: The Episode reviews
This "choose your own adventure"-style masterpiece thoroughly analyzes the complexities behind writing an episode of Pokémon.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi
Ash Ketchum In: You Can't Win 'Em All! Episode 1 reviews
It seems when the gang visits the Oreburgh City Museum, they get a suprise visit from an old friend! Unfortunately for them, this will be the last visit they ever have...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
Why Shipping Is Funny reviews
As Ash is suffering from sexual frustration, his dreams begin being infiltrated by all of his past female companions. How will the dark-haired dumbass deal with such buffoonery?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,114 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi
This Is Why You Shouldn't Drink & Type reviews
I found this on my computer the night after I got hammered, and I literally have NO idea what to make of it...
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Complete
You Can't Win 'Em All! Episode 5: Insection reviews
The annual Eterna Bug Catching Contest is underway, and our heroes will do their best at capturing a great specimen! But what happens when a group of Scyther wage war with the local Beedrill swarm? Hilarity, of course! Probably...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
You Can't Win 'Em All! Episode 4: A Rocky Horror reviews
It seems that Team Rocket has stolen Ash's Pokemon during another rousing battle with Paul! How will the gang get out of this jam?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Paul/Shinji - Complete
You Can't Win 'Em All! Episode 3: Boat Antics reviews
When the gang misses their ride to Canalave, they come across the greatest Captain in the universe! Unfortunately, their "new ride" turns out to be their "last ride".
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
You Can't Win 'Em All! Episode 2 reviews
As Ash and the gang attempt to thwart Team Galactic's latest plan, they end up eating the wrong end of a fork full of poo...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari - Complete