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Joined 04-20-12, id: 3939087, Profile Updated: 04-13-16
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Edward Scissorhands, Hobbit, Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club, and x-men.

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Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 157 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
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The Chronicles of Disappointment reviews
Iwatobi High builds a portal to our universe so the students can perform good deeds, events ensue that will perplex you on a whole 'nother level
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Nagisa H., Haruka N., Rei R., Makoto T.
How to tell if your boyfriend is Gollum reviews
After Martin Freeman eats a lot of cheese Benedict Cumberbatch gets transported to a strange where he befriends Gollum, but will this friendship blossom or deflower?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Smaug, Gollum - Complete
Impale me reviews
edward scisccorhands/hugh jackman/mr incredible came up with the idea when i woke up one morning, very proud to have a fellow aussie as a character but that won't mean he doesn't get impaled
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & x-men - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Edward - Complete
a tale of Facial Hair dracosmape
i wrote this in 2012 (:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Draco M., Severus S., Dobby - Complete