![]() Author has written 1 story for D.Gray-Man. Why DiamondPrisonEL, you may ask. Well, you won't get an answer. Haha. It's for moi to know and you to find out. Heheh. Good luck with that, man. Linebreak. What for? For you to decide whether to read on. Duh. Decided to continue? Good. Now. To protect my ass. Warning: There will be vulgarities, lots of randomness and me. Not to mention insanity. Disclaimer: I do not own any anime or books that I base my fanfiction on. I will also not be responsible for any problems about hair loss and/or nausea and/or sudden bouts of raging diarrhea. Still reading? All right. Oh, yes. Please, oh GOD, be POLITE! I canNOT stand it if people write 'screw you' or 'stupid' or 'fuck you and your fucking story' or any-fucking-thing like that. It's BLOODY irritating. And yes. I know that some people will actually do that under the cover of anonymous. Please, for the love of god do NOT do that. Thank you. Please care to differentiate 'your' and 'you're'. It's annoying if I have to go through that crap to get to the main part of the story. And other than that, you are free to do whatever you like. Except writing crappy stories on purpose for the sole purpose to annoy the hell outta me. I hope you got that loud and clear. YOU HAD BETTER. Now. Which ones of you people enjoy eating meat other than the usual poultry, pork and beef? And pomfret? Please stop. I don't care how delicious it is. Or if it's a delicacy. It's cruel. SAVE THE WHALES!!! AND THE SHARKS!!! Though I don't mind you eating kangaroo for now. There's an over-population. Now. For the fun part. Turn on your shuffle. 1. How does the world see me? Owl City - Rainbow Veins (...) 2. Will I have a happy life? Spongebob Squarepants - The Campfire Song Song (What the hell? I will be sitting at a campfire singing a song all my life? Nononononono.) 3. What do people really think of me? 3oh3 - Don't Trust Me (yeah. don't trust moi) 4. Do people secretly lust after me? Adam Lambert - Time For Miracles (is that a yes or a no???) 5. How can I make others happy? Good Charlotte - Riot Girl (im supposed to riot???) 6. How can I make myself happy? Cascada - Everytime We Touch (I make myself happy by touching??? That is WRONG.) 7. What should I do with my life? Avril Lavigne - The Best Damn Thing (Making the most outta my life now :D) 8. Will I ever have children? Abingdon Boys School - From Dusk Till Dawn (I'll have kids all my life??? DAMN!!!) 9. What is some good advice for me? Cobra Starship - Hot Mess (uh. i should get drunk.) 10. What do I think my current theme song is? Three Days' Grace - I Hate Everything About You (oh, GOD) 11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Green Day - 21 Guns (ooh. they think I stick to my guns :0) 12. What song will play at my funeral? Cascada - Evacuate The Dancefloor (...) 13. What type of men do you like? Nicholas Zhang - Prince [chinese] (so i like spoiled people? nonononono. but ill be rich, so a plus point :)) 14. What is my wedding day going to be like? UVERworld - Gekidou (o my. im gonna be fighting???) 15. Why am I here? We The Kings - Skyway Avenue (so im here to commit suicide with my lover. how nice. not that i have a lover yet. -.-) 16. What will people remember me for? Panic At The Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedy (for busting a wedding?) 17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow? Cobra Starship - Damn You Look Good And I'm Drunk (rude...) 18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away? BEAST - Shock (Most probably. To gimme a shock. right.) 19. What will this year be all about? Adam Lambert - For Your Entertainment (...) 20. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream: Black-Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow (BOOM BOOM *cough cough* shit, no air *collapse*) 21. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say: Barbie Girl Original (...) 22. Your message to the world: Hilary Duff - So Yesterday (goodbye, world) 23. Your deepest secret: The Veronicas - Mother Mother (i abandoned my mom?) 24. Your innermost desire: We The Kings - Check Yes Juliet (to run away with my forbidden lover? nononononono not so fast ill miss my teddy!!! lemme pack first!!!) 25. Your oldest memory makes you think: Avril Lavigne - My Happy Ending (it makes me think about the guy who dumped me?) 26. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include: Good Charlotte - The World Is Black (... i have no hope and your heart is cold, my husband ...) 27. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter: Hillsong - My Saviour Lives (HALELUJAH!!!) 28. Right now, your feelings are: Super Junior - It's You (not again...) 29. The day you fall in love will be the day that: Hilary Duff - Metamorphosis (ooh. ill metamorphosize into a superior being who can fall in love despite having no heart. awesome.) 30. You’d describe you best friend as: Rihanna - Rude Boy (okay...) 31. You'd describe yourself as: Nana Mizuki - Heartful Song (FAIL) 32. Your friends describe you as: Adam Lambert - Time For Miracles (ooh. i can make miracles happen.) 33. In an elevator you are most likely to: Kaoru Wada - Tsunaida Te Ni Kiss Wo (the poor boy won't BE in an ELEVATOR.) 34. Your philosophy in life is: The Veronicas - Untouched (yeah, well. it's close. but if i were older this would be an EPIC FAIL) 35. Your farewell message to the readers of this: Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi (no comment. except that it is completely irrelevant.) My shuffle is screwed. Now. I need INSPIRATION. And APARENTLY my MUSE is currently on HOLIDAY. So yeah. Nothing good's gonna come up til I get a freaking BRAINWAVE. There. I feel FAR better. And I'm currently at a loss on what anime to watch now. Anyone has any good anime to reccommend? I'm bored. And no Pokemon. Or Naruto. Ways to annoy people in an elevator: 1) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.” 2) Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..." 3) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones. 4) Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?” 5) Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator. 6) Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it. 7) Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball. 8) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!” 9) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 10) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?” 11) Hum the theme to Jeopardy. 12) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking. 13) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 14) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.” 15) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad. 16) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator. 17) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming "let me out!" 18) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you. 19) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 20) When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again.” Heh. Very 無意味な. Bored. Again. |
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