Author has written 5 stories for Jimmy Neutron, Lord of the Rings, Teen Titans, and Harry Potter. Most of this shit is irrelevent so I'm gonna delete it. Planned on being Current Stories: A Parody of every fanfic-T ish Favorite fanfic quotes- “Don’t you speak English?” Ron stated. “Tienes chicle?” He trudged through the spilled cake batter chocolate, of course. Wait, no…vanilla. We cannot have any chocolate of any type wasted in the middle of the floor and found Harry prodding the squirrel that was nibbling on the log in the fireplace. ‘It doesn’t matter what position you are in when you have sex, you will get pregnant. It doesn’t matter if you are in missionary position does anyone understand that? Why is it called ‘missionary’? I am sure that missionaries would not appreciate that very much, having a sexual position named after them. I guess it’s not important…although, one old reviewer told me that the reason they called it that was because if they were going to have sex, then that was the only holy way to do it, doggy style position now that one makes sense, standing up, sitting down, in water, in the backseat with the windows up, in a candy store, in the back row at the movies, or any other way you can twist, turn, bend or move, you will still get pregnant. You will get pregnant and then horrible things will happen to you. Your father will kill you. You will make your mother cry. Do you want that? Do you? Huh?' -- "Devlin wondered dimly what it was going to be like when his gorgeous boyfriend found the courage to take him. "The signal. The signal that he couldn’t wait any longer, so please, please, please drag it out just another few seconds." -Odds High Bardicsidhe "'Have you seen Shizuka lately?' Honda was asking, interrupting Otogi's bad mood... and then adding to it. No, he refused believe that Honda was thinking about Shizuka while he was out with THE Ryuuji Otogi... how rude!" -Simply Irrisestible Samuari-ashes "And that was how Otogi found himself with a bowl of cherry ice cream in hand, eating so evocatively that he was worried he was going to be kicked out for public indecency. " same as above "'I thought the spoon was about 10 seconds from screaming rape.'" above "Joey growled. "Remind me to kill him later." "Before or after I've dragged you off to my mansion?" Seto inquired. "Don't ask stupid questions like that." " -Supporting Honda Misura "The next time…we were both sober. Did it count that we were giggling like drunks?" -Those Little Phrases I hate Bardicsidhe “Oh yes the weather’s lovely and this wine has a delicious flavour and I’d like to shag you silly,” said Severus, all the while with an innocent smile on his face. Lucius choked on his wine, his face turning red. “I beg your pardon?” Severus sipped his wine with a sadistic grin. “Oh, I was just commenting on the weather and how I’d like to mount you against a wall.” -Harry Potter and the Obvious Solution sadisticblondlettes There, among the cleaning potions and mops, were two of the worst people to find in a broom closet together. Draco’s extremely naked father was shoved against the wall by an extremely naked Professor Snape, and they were doing extremely naked things together. -same And for anyone who was wondering, Severus and Lucius are now an item. Anyone who wants to say ‘I told you so’ can drop a note in my Suggestion Box and I will forward the message to them after the meeting.” There was stunned silence. All the eyes in the room turned to a mortified Lucius – Snape was looking rather pleased with himself. His facial expression practical!y screamed, Yeah, bitches! I got a hot blonde. What do you think of that? -same “Well, you see Draco, it happened like this.” Why did I agree to this…the measures you’ll go to keep a natural blonde. “Okay, so, we were getting some cleaning potion from the broom closet, and your father slipped…which…er…resulted in some of his clothes catching on a broom handle and consequently being somewhat…removed. So he, in an attempt to break his fall, grabbed onto my clothes which of course ended up in them being…also removed. I then noticed that some of your father’s clothes had lodged themselves—and this will sound a little kooky—in his throat. So, I, thinking only of his safety, attempted to remove them…with my tongue. Now, here’s where it gets really interesting—“ “Professor.” Draco held up his hand. “I’m not an idiot. I know what’s going on. You can tell me the truth.” “Very well, Draco.” He sat down at his desk in a business-like manner and folded his hands. “Your father and I were making hot sweet sweet love before you found us.” Draco gagged. “Too…much…truth! TOO MUCH TRUTH!” He then ran screaming from the dungeons. -same Meanwhile, Draco was handing over his potion sample. Snape examined it carefully, stirring it and testing it for mistakes. He tutted patronizingly. “Draco, this is not at all up to your usual standard. I am giving you a B.” Draco remained expressionless. “You fucked my father.” Snape considered it. "A-minus." -lol same sfdshffbirguirhfshnohfofhorhfdloveofdnfdjhfmarvinljfdhfdhfjhjweeklyfndhfb! Some Random stuff: Bro's girlfriend: Where's your brother? Girl: Hey, where's my sister? Guy my age: Hey, where's Natasha? "I'm strange and I like it!That's just the way I am. I can't change. I can't hide it. That's just the way I am. You might as well get over it, don't try to understand. I'm strange and I like it just the way I am!" -Skye Sweetnam "A friend stabs you in the back. A best friend pokes you in the eye." "You can describe me in two words: Lazy." Do not underestimate my ability to set you on fire with my mind." "It's like Spanish, only it's French." |
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