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![]() Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride. Welcome to my nightmare, I'm the White Wing Alchemist, more commenly known as Akiko Names: Akiko Kohane, Dairy Queen, D.Q, Akiko, All Mighty Author, INSANE! (White Wing Alchemist is really a shortened version of a code name I was given in a game, I was the Fanged White Wing Alchemist's Soul Reaper, the stupid name was created since I loved Maximum Ride, FullMetal Alchemist, Bleach and vampires) Height: Uh... I think 5'1" Nope I be 5'3" Weight: Why would I tell you? (I actually have no clue...) Age: It's been so many years I've forgotten Gender: Girls rule, boys drool! If you could do anything you wanted to what would you do? I'd change my name to Kayala (or just the called name on the attendance list for school). I'd cut my hair short so its just slightly below jaw length and I'd dye it a chocolate/caramel brown. I would buy and make a shrine of Maximum Ride, FullMetal Alchemist, Bleach, Black Cat and Fruits Basket merchandise. I would make AOM and Dormant Angel shirts. Most of all, I'd make JP put me in a MR book with wings and a couple powers. (And I'd get headphones that work) I'D FIND A WAY TO GET RID OF KLUTZINESS!! Link to the 31 sec long video for Assassination of Memories (pretty crappy actually): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-rAtxgetlI My Stories: Assassination of Memories (AOM), Dormant Angel (DA), FMA Chatroom Just because I wanted to: List of injurys me and my OCs have gotten (most are not on fanfiction) and some characters I don't own 1) Numerous basket balls to the head 2) tripped over my own feet in running club knocking over at least 10 first graders 3) rolling backwards down the stairs 4) Jake ran into a wall while flying 5) Adam crashed a car and got multiple broken bones 6) Kim set her hair on fire 7) I dislocated my left ring finger 8) Stabbed my eye with a stick 9) Amanda slipped on milk and went through the window 10) tripped on stage during Drama 11) Adam got bitten by a vampire (but is still a Avian-Canadian today) 12) Kim got bitten by a snake 13) I tripped out of a bus 14) stubbed multiple toes numerous times on different things (mostly the door frame) 15) tripped over cat 16) stepped on cat's tail ended in results to horrifying to write 17) walked to a door that was opened in my face (aka: the door was slammed/opened into my face) 18) Jake fell off of a two story building 19) Adam got stuck in the booth (Like Aaron from FullMetal Alchemist, look it up on youtube) 20) Iggy ran into a door 21) In 'Flight Attempted and What Iggy Sees' Serenity ran into basket ball hoop on first flight try 22) Sasha fell off the roof 23) Iggy ran into a wall 24) Jake fell out of his tree while sleeping (Now that was funny!) 25) got a metal sliver in my left foot from dancing on a rug and had to go to the hospital (The smell actually does freak me out) 26) Hyper extended my right knee and couldn't do track, Tae Kwon Do, or gym for six weeks T-T 27) Cut my finger with scissors 28) Ran into snowboarder while skiing 29) Skied backwards all the way down Paradise (Bunny hill, yes i suck that much) and ran into a snowboarder 30) Ran into snowboarder while doing a tunnel tuck on the Cut, going really fast (Damn those snowboarders!) 31) Fell of the chair lift right before getting off 32) Ran over a pole, flipped, skis went flying and landed on my back trying to enter the area for the chair lift 33) Ran into a tree while skiing (the original!) 34) Got my head stuck in a tuba when I was in grade 2 35) Collasped onto the pavement during drill (face plant!) Wait for more injuries later (If you noticed I'm accident prone) Funniest things I have found in random places (AKA: or just really random things): This is way too funny: Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: A series of pointless sentences my friend made with fridge magnets Some that I have found On box of Swingline staples: In a dive computer's instructions: Copy and Paste!! If you think Iggy is the hottest guy in the universe copy and paste this to your profile If you think Edward Elric should be called the Sexy Alchemist copy and paste this to your profile If you think Roy Mustang is a womanizer and a perv copy and paste this to you profile If Envy is a Palm tree copy and paste this to your profile If Jeb should get his ass kicked by Max copy and paste this to your profile If there are way too many Twilight and Maximum Ride xovers copy and paste this to your profile If you want wings and powers (I hope you do) copy and paste this to your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile This is Bunny. If you hate ter Borcht join the club by copying and pasting this into your profile! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!) If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile If you've ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If, like Fang, you need and/or love Spell Check, copy and paste this into your profile If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you're Canadian and you copy and paste the 'percentage of American teens' stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you're addicted to werewolves and would like to be one, copy and paste this into your profile If you love both vampires and werewolves and want to be half werewolf/half vampire, copy and paste this in your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wonder who started the 'copy and paste this into your profile' and who comes up with these crazy lines, copy and paste this into your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile (you don't wanna hear that story) If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile. If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile. If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile. Recipe for hottness: 98 human + 2 bird + 68 Pyro + 49 chef + 2 Blindness = 219 HOT!! if you know who I'm talking about here and agree copy and paste thiss into your profile. If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile. Fav Quotes and Sayings: "Okay here's the plan. We go in; I start hitting people hard on the face, see where that takes us" -unknown "F-A-I-T-H, Faith. Make sure you put it in your dictionary." -Faith, The Three Elements "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MICROSCOPIC TAMPON JUST BECAUSE HE DOESN'T DRINK MILK!!" -Edward Elric, FMA "A guilty man doesn't cover his tracks." -unknown, CSI "With great power comes great responsibility." Peter Parker's uncle, Spiderman "What's your strategy brother?" "I told you, a fist in his face!" Alphonse and Edward Elric, FMA "Jeb deserves to get his ass kicked. And nobody but me is going to do that!" -Max, some fanfic "Stomach purring?" -Edward Elric, FMA "Whoopee flippin' do!" -Edward Elric, FMA "Fang will you quit that?!" "Quit what? Breathing?" -Max and Fang, The Angel Experiment "I'll make eggs. I don't want Max to burn our last frying pan." -Iggy, Maximum Ride Manga, vol. 1 "You had a X-ray?!" 0_o (like it was the worst thing for Max to do) -Fang, Maximum Ride Manga, vol. 1 "No. Your not dead either. How 'bout just a 'hello'." -Iggy, Maximum Ride Manga, vol. 1 "Your...a...fridge...with...wings. We're...freakin'...ballet dancers!" -Fang, School's Out- Forever "Stupid cat, can't even keep your clothes on even if you aren't hugged." -Yuki, some Fruits Basket fanfic "You just have to pick on the short people because there's so many disses for them, well i have to tell you... I'M AM NOT A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET SO SMALL THAT I CAN FIT BETWEEN THE SPACE IN THE PARTICLES OF SOLID MATTER TINYER THAN A FLEA'S BOTTOM!!" -me, one bad day when someone called me short "Shorty, can a shorty do this?! What else do you want to call me, a half-pint bean sprout midget!? I'm still growing you backwater desert idiots!" -Edward Elric, FMA "Right, I'm so small you couldn't distinguish me from all the grains of sand. VERY FUNNY!" -Edward Elric, FMA "I smell Ichigo!" -Orihime, Bleach vol. 2 Quotes and Sayings from people in my life "Out of all the men in the world, Envy is the only one who can look good in a miniskirt; the down side. He's a palm tree." -My friend, Anime con "Vista's simple. It simply doesn't work." -My friend Nick on MSN "I'm not pablo." Doug in Humanites when my teacher said something in Korean that sounded like Pablo "Outroduction" -Bryan, when asked what's the opposite of the Introduction ""Ouch" is always an understatement" -Pyro 22 Annoying Things to Do In a Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 15 Things to do when your in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 25 Things I Learnt From My Mother 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Some everyday advice Don't be mean to someone unless your in a crappy mood. White Wing: Why the hell are we in your profile? Because, for people who don't know who you are i need to introduce you Serenity: Can't we just do that our selves? Not really, any way Serenity is my OC from Dormant Angel, White Wing, Logan and Neofreak are inspired by tiggeranddash's omakes in 'No One Will Believe Me' but the author is shown in the omake while i'm more of a voice, I'm usually refred to as the All Mighty Author but my name has changed to Akiko Neofreak: But in 'No One Will Believe Me'the characters are the OC, author and some of the FMA characters and reivewers Logan: We were first made for the reveiws to other stories, mainly 'No One Will Believe Me' though White Wing is based off yours truly while Neofreak is based of my friend who loves Neopets. Logan was created as a male character to give Neofreak and White Wing a hard time White Wing: Yep and we're stuck in Akiko's head, day in day out... SOME BODY SAVE ME!! Hi everyone! White Wing: Okay what are we doing here again? I'd thought you'd know, oh well! We're here because i noticed how much me reviewers love me! Serenity: Couldn't you just do this in Dormant Angel? Neofreak: Since she has Writer's Block Akiko decided to write something in her profile Logan: Which nobody reads... Watch it boy or I'll drop a tank on your head White Wing: She does that a lot. Mainly she drops things on me, like tanks for example (Tank falls from the sky nearly missing White Wing) White Wing: SEE!? Have any of you noticed that a lot of people like to harass me and Edward Elric about our height? I was in grade three and the jerks in grade seven thought i was in first grade. I asked them why they thought that, their answer, because i was as short as one. Both jerks went home with bloody noses and i had DT White Wing: Wow your nice (Tank falls on top of White Wing) Finished Fanfics: Dormant Angel (Chapters: 42) Character Profile Thingy Serenity Shadows White Wing Neofreak Logan Wolf More Crap About Me So i found this place while looking up stuff for FullMetal Alchemist and i was like hey! I could do a Maximum Ride FullMetal Alchemist CROSSOVER! So in a fanfic i made (though didn't upload) i made a 14 year old girl named Kat who gets transported to the FMA world when she was six and just escaped the School (an evil lab in Maximum Ride). She lives in the FMA world for the next seven years, and Roy Mustang happens to be saved by her. Kat has very good uses in alchemy and Mustang decides to get her into the State Exam. Now this exam has Alchemists trying to get the licence and State Alchemists who are competing in the challenge also. In a private challenge Kat saves Ed from a fall that should have killed him, and she shows her wings. Since Ed passed out before she caught him he didn't remember the pair of snow white wing on Kat's back when she flew in to save him. Hence the reason why I'm called the White Wing Alchemist. So live in a family of five, with my mom, dad, six year old annoying-brat sister, and newborn brother. Sure he's cute and all, but he pisses me off. Since my mom works I have to watch over him this summer (2009) and he won't shut up. I can't get him to stop crying no matter what i do. And when i'm with him by myself he screams, when i come into a room where my parents are he finally shuts his trap. Don't ask me, he's just really whack, and since i have to watch over him the only time i can work on my sequel is late at night and early morning As I continue my sequel Assassination of Memories(Oct 18-09) my family constantly bugs me making my chapters take longer to write and they become rediculessly short for my readers T-Tand every Tues I have Air Cadets from 6:30-9 ish making it impossible to write my baby on that day, my poor story! IM Moments Episode 1 - He's Going Ducky Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: Nick says: blahblahblahblahblahblahblah Episode 2 - Grenade Magnets Nick says: Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: Nick says: blahblahblahblahblahblahblah Episode 3 - The Duck Ain't Inflatable Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: Nick says: blahblahblahblahblahblahblah Episode 4 - RPG Idiot Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: blahblahblahblahblahblahblah Episode 5 - Attack of the Gooses Nick says: Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: blahblahblahblahblahblahblah Episode 6 - Chainsaws Work Right? You have just sent a nudge. Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: blahblahblahblahblahblahblah Episode 7 - A Book I Never Wanna Write You have just sent a nudge. Akiko says: Nick just sent you a nudge. Nick says: Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: Nick says: blahblahblahblahblahblahblah Episode 8 - Our Conversation Becomes A Crashing Plane Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: Nick says: Akiko says: |
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