White Wing Alchemist
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Joined 08-21-08, id: 1673818, Profile Updated: 03-02-11
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride.

Welcome to my nightmare, I'm the White Wing Alchemist, more commenly known as Akiko

Names: Akiko Kohane, Dairy Queen, D.Q, Akiko, All Mighty Author, INSANE! (White Wing Alchemist is really a shortened version of a code name I was given in a game, I was the Fanged White Wing Alchemist's Soul Reaper, the stupid name was created since I loved Maximum Ride, FullMetal Alchemist, Bleach and vampires)

Height: Uh... I think 5'1" Nope I be 5'3"

Weight: Why would I tell you? (I actually have no clue...)

Age: It's been so many years I've forgotten

Gender: Girls rule, boys drool!

If you could do anything you wanted to what would you do? I'd change my name to Kayala (or just the called name on the attendance list for school). I'd cut my hair short so its just slightly below jaw length and I'd dye it a chocolate/caramel brown. I would buy and make a shrine of Maximum Ride, FullMetal Alchemist, Bleach, Black Cat and Fruits Basket merchandise. I would make AOM and Dormant Angel shirts. Most of all, I'd make JP put me in a MR book with wings and a couple powers. (And I'd get headphones that work) I'D FIND A WAY TO GET RID OF KLUTZINESS!!

Link to the 31 sec long video for Assassination of Memories (pretty crappy actually): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-rAtxgetlI

My Stories: Assassination of Memories (AOM), Dormant Angel (DA), FMA Chatroom

Just because I wanted to: List of injurys me and my OCs have gotten (most are not on fanfiction) and some characters I don't own

1) Numerous basket balls to the head

2) tripped over my own feet in running club knocking over at least 10 first graders

3) rolling backwards down the stairs

4) Jake ran into a wall while flying

5) Adam crashed a car and got multiple broken bones

6) Kim set her hair on fire

7) I dislocated my left ring finger

8) Stabbed my eye with a stick

9) Amanda slipped on milk and went through the window

10) tripped on stage during Drama

11) Adam got bitten by a vampire (but is still a Avian-Canadian today)

12) Kim got bitten by a snake

13) I tripped out of a bus

14) stubbed multiple toes numerous times on different things (mostly the door frame)

15) tripped over cat

16) stepped on cat's tail ended in results to horrifying to write

17) walked to a door that was opened in my face (aka: the door was slammed/opened into my face)

18) Jake fell off of a two story building

19) Adam got stuck in the booth (Like Aaron from FullMetal Alchemist, look it up on youtube)

20) Iggy ran into a door

21) In 'Flight Attempted and What Iggy Sees' Serenity ran into basket ball hoop on first flight try

22) Sasha fell off the roof

23) Iggy ran into a wall

24) Jake fell out of his tree while sleeping (Now that was funny!)

25) got a metal sliver in my left foot from dancing on a rug and had to go to the hospital (The smell actually does freak me out)

26) Hyper extended my right knee and couldn't do track, Tae Kwon Do, or gym for six weeks T-T

27) Cut my finger with scissors

28) Ran into snowboarder while skiing

29) Skied backwards all the way down Paradise (Bunny hill, yes i suck that much) and ran into a snowboarder

30) Ran into snowboarder while doing a tunnel tuck on the Cut, going really fast (Damn those snowboarders!)

31) Fell of the chair lift right before getting off

32) Ran over a pole, flipped, skis went flying and landed on my back trying to enter the area for the chair lift

33) Ran into a tree while skiing (the original!)

34) Got my head stuck in a tuba when I was in grade 2

35) Collasped onto the pavement during drill (face plant!)

Wait for more injuries later (If you noticed I'm accident prone)

Funniest things I have found in random places (AKA: or just really random things):
A box of Cheerio's that says Fat Free but nutrition guide says 1 g of fat
A bottle that was labled "Do not hand wash" but melted in the dishwasher
2 percent milk jug that actually had Soy milk
A Sansa clip that said Santa clip on the product
A HSM soundtrack that I bought but had Twilight soundtrack in it when I opened package (score!)
Downloaded my friend's pictures with her to find we downloaded pictures of her Dad in a bikini that she did not take with her camra
That me and my six year old sister some how got in each others clothes
A Whack Orange chocolate filled with Turtles chocolate (wtf?)
A Owl mag with the title 'I'm Pregnant' O.O
A cookie box i opened with a working ipod in it (no cookies)
Sadly my mother did not allow me to keep the ipod T-T

This is way too funny:

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

A series of pointless sentences my friend made with fridge magnets
I find calcium fun!
Beautiful cholesterol makes health exercise?
Fats walk by the dad when soy drink with heart protien find mom in for a jump (I helped with that one!)
Friend climed the bike with fresh health soy drink
Skip the beauty treatment for trust, confidence with a touch of friends and family to help
Play with kids to make life beautiful-ish
Together we are true fats of energy
We swim together in confident exercise protien soy drinks
I am high on so no strong cholesterol (don't ask)
Kids trust mom and dad for fun swim in fresh fats

Some that I have found

On box of Swingline staples:
Caution pointy! Only use for mature peoples
(O.O?)

In a dive computer's instructions:
To activate, press on button
(as opposed to the off button let's say)

Copy and Paste!!

If you think Iggy is the hottest guy in the universe copy and paste this to your profile

If you think Edward Elric should be called the Sexy Alchemist copy and paste this to your profile

If you think Roy Mustang is a womanizer and a perv copy and paste this to you profile

If Envy is a Palm tree copy and paste this to your profile

If Jeb should get his ass kicked by Max copy and paste this to your profile

If there are way too many Twilight and Maximum Ride xovers copy and paste this to your profile

If you want wings and powers (I hope you do) copy and paste this to your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination
(Sorry bunny is in a meeting right now and will come back later)

If you hate ter Borcht join the club by copying and pasting this into your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you've ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, like Fang, you need and/or love Spell Check, copy and paste this into your profile

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you're Canadian and you copy and paste the 'percentage of American teens' stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you're addicted to werewolves and would like to be one, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love both vampires and werewolves and want to be half werewolf/half vampire, copy and paste this in your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wonder who started the 'copy and paste this into your profile' and who comes up with these crazy lines, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile (you don't wanna hear that story)

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.

Recipe for hottness: 98 human + 2 bird + 68 Pyro + 49 chef + 2 Blindness = 219 HOT!! if you know who I'm talking about here and agree copy and paste thiss into your profile.

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.


Fav Quotes and Sayings:

"Okay here's the plan. We go in; I start hitting people hard on the face, see where that takes us" -unknown

"F-A-I-T-H, Faith. Make sure you put it in your dictionary." -Faith, The Three Elements

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MICROSCOPIC TAMPON JUST BECAUSE HE DOESN'T DRINK MILK!!" -Edward Elric, FMA

"A guilty man doesn't cover his tracks." -unknown, CSI

"With great power comes great responsibility." Peter Parker's uncle, Spiderman

"What's your strategy brother?" "I told you, a fist in his face!" Alphonse and Edward Elric, FMA

"Jeb deserves to get his ass kicked. And nobody but me is going to do that!" -Max, some fanfic

"Stomach purring?" -Edward Elric, FMA

"Whoopee flippin' do!" -Edward Elric, FMA

"Fang will you quit that?!" "Quit what? Breathing?" -Max and Fang, The Angel Experiment

"I'll make eggs. I don't want Max to burn our last frying pan." -Iggy, Maximum Ride Manga, vol. 1

"You had a X-ray?!" 0_o (like it was the worst thing for Max to do) -Fang, Maximum Ride Manga, vol. 1

"No. Your not dead either. How 'bout just a 'hello'." -Iggy, Maximum Ride Manga, vol. 1

"Your...a...fridge...with...wings. We're...freakin'...ballet dancers!" -Fang, School's Out- Forever

"Stupid cat, can't even keep your clothes on even if you aren't hugged." -Yuki, some Fruits Basket fanfic

"You just have to pick on the short people because there's so many disses for them, well i have to tell you... I'M AM NOT A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET SO SMALL THAT I CAN FIT BETWEEN THE SPACE IN THE PARTICLES OF SOLID MATTER TINYER THAN A FLEA'S BOTTOM!!" -me, one bad day when someone called me short

"Shorty, can a shorty do this?! What else do you want to call me, a half-pint bean sprout midget!? I'm still growing you backwater desert idiots!" -Edward Elric, FMA

"Right, I'm so small you couldn't distinguish me from all the grains of sand. VERY FUNNY!" -Edward Elric, FMA

"I smell Ichigo!" -Orihime, Bleach vol. 2

Quotes and Sayings from people in my life

"Out of all the men in the world, Envy is the only one who can look good in a miniskirt; the down side. He's a palm tree." -My friend, Anime con

"Vista's simple. It simply doesn't work." -My friend Nick on MSN

"I'm not pablo." Doug in Humanites when my teacher said something in Korean that sounded like Pablo

"Outroduction" -Bryan, when asked what's the opposite of the Introduction

""Ouch" is always an understatement" -Pyro


22 Annoying Things to Do In a Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

25 Things I Learnt From My Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Of course this applies to everyone except Micheal Jackson

Some everyday advice

Don't be mean to someone unless your in a crappy mood.
Start a protest to stop homework, it kills trees.
Eat an orange everyday, it makes you crap more.(My grandma told me this)
Don't climb a ladder with your shoes untied.


White Wing: Why the hell are we in your profile?

Because, for people who don't know who you are i need to introduce you

Serenity: Can't we just do that our selves?

Not really, any way Serenity is my OC from Dormant Angel, White Wing, Logan and Neofreak are inspired by tiggeranddash's omakes in 'No One Will Believe Me' but the author is shown in the omake while i'm more of a voice, I'm usually refred to as the All Mighty Author but my name has changed to Akiko

Neofreak: But in 'No One Will Believe Me'the characters are the OC, author and some of the FMA characters and reivewers

Logan: We were first made for the reveiws to other stories, mainly 'No One Will Believe Me' though

White Wing is based off yours truly while Neofreak is based of my friend who loves Neopets. Logan was created as a male character to give Neofreak and White Wing a hard time

White Wing: Yep and we're stuck in Akiko's head, day in day out... SOME BODY SAVE ME!!


Hi everyone!

White Wing: Okay what are we doing here again?

I'd thought you'd know, oh well! We're here because i noticed how much me reviewers love me!

Serenity: Couldn't you just do this in Dormant Angel?

Neofreak: Since she has Writer's Block Akiko decided to write something in her profile

Logan: Which nobody reads...

Watch it boy or I'll drop a tank on your head

White Wing: She does that a lot. Mainly she drops things on me, like tanks for example

(Tank falls from the sky nearly missing White Wing)

White Wing: SEE!?

Have any of you noticed that a lot of people like to harass me and Edward Elric about our height? I was in grade three and the jerks in grade seven thought i was in first grade. I asked them why they thought that, their answer, because i was as short as one. Both jerks went home with bloody noses and i had DT

White Wing: Wow your nice

(Tank falls on top of White Wing)


Finished Fanfics:

Dormant Angel (Chapters: 42)


Character Profile Thingy

Serenity
Story: Dormant Angel
Age: 14
Height: 5’9”
Hair colour: shoulder length ash blond hair
Eye colour: Left eye: faded baby blue, one section coloured hazel. Right eye: green, one section coloured amber
Skin colour: Tanish-brown
Serenity can be described as a cross between a book worm and a computer geek. She wears glasses, and can mainly be seen wearing her school uniform. She’s quite emotionally strong although sometimes she can’t help but cry. She’s never known her parents, as her father was murdered and her mother has gone missing. She’s in love with the blind pyro Iggy; she loves fire and nice cars, especially when she’s driving them. She can be sarcastic at times and protective of the only family she has when the time comes. The klutz can’t help but try new things every day if possible and isn’t the kind of person you would like to sneak up on.

Shadows
Story: Assassination of Memories
Age: 15
Height: 5'9"
Hair colour: dark blond, short spiky and jagged
Eye colour: inhuman electric blue, cat like
Skin colour: snow white
Shadows is one of my more darker character, being the Organization's greatest assassin. With a cold sneering personality Shadows excels in guns, fighting and being down right scary. A kind of character you cannot sneak up on, Shadows can be dangerous if you piss her off. A closed off, unemotional person Shadows doesn't really care for anyone, finding a lot of things annoying and hates it when Tranq constantly apologizes. Shadows can't remember anything from her past from the time at the Organization's Ruines, and gets little flashes from thinng close to her past. Shadows can be tempermental at times, hating it when people decide to push her buttons.

White Wing
Story: At the beginning and the end of most my fanfic chapters
White Wing is the one of the Shorts Gang, a dialogue thing i put as a little comedy in my fanfics. White Wing is sort of based off of me, though she's a avian-human hybrid with a very snappy attitude. I, personally, like to drop tanks on her ,

Neofreak
Story: Same as White Wing
Neofreak was the second person of my Shorts Gang, my friend literally beat me to put Neofreak in. My friend is, well a Neopets freak and constantly uses Neofreak as a code name when we go lazer-taging so that's where Neofreak came from though unlike White Wing she is a normal human that happened to work at the School for a bit (A/N: Most of the Shorts Gang are Maximum Ride based)

Logan
Story: Same as White Wing
So Logan is the first guy i put in the Shorts Gang. He's trigger happy to say the least and likes to torment the two girls. He's a avian-lupin-human hybrid that likes to eat string chesse making his super powered nose a little dull

Wolf
Story: Same as White Wing
Wolf would be a newer member of the Shorts Gang, a first stage werewolf with a hell of a tempter. Recently (Oct 18-09) he's been captured by a angry (and slightly crazy/scary) Twihard mob after i made some little comments about the actors for Edward and Jacob (I don't think a spelled that right)


More Crap About Me

So i found this place while looking up stuff for FullMetal Alchemist and i was like hey! I could do a Maximum Ride FullMetal Alchemist CROSSOVER! So in a fanfic i made (though didn't upload) i made a 14 year old girl named Kat who gets transported to the FMA world when she was six and just escaped the School (an evil lab in Maximum Ride). She lives in the FMA world for the next seven years, and Roy Mustang happens to be saved by her. Kat has very good uses in alchemy and Mustang decides to get her into the State Exam. Now this exam has Alchemists trying to get the licence and State Alchemists who are competing in the challenge also. In a private challenge Kat saves Ed from a fall that should have killed him, and she shows her wings. Since Ed passed out before she caught him he didn't remember the pair of snow white wing on Kat's back when she flew in to save him. Hence the reason why I'm called the White Wing Alchemist.

So live in a family of five, with my mom, dad, six year old annoying-brat sister, and newborn brother. Sure he's cute and all, but he pisses me off. Since my mom works I have to watch over him this summer (2009) and he won't shut up. I can't get him to stop crying no matter what i do. And when i'm with him by myself he screams, when i come into a room where my parents are he finally shuts his trap. Don't ask me, he's just really whack, and since i have to watch over him the only time i can work on my sequel is late at night and early morning

As I continue my sequel Assassination of Memories(Oct 18-09) my family constantly bugs me making my chapters take longer to write and they become rediculessly short for my readers T-Tand every Tues I have Air Cadets from 6:30-9 ish making it impossible to write my baby on that day, my poor story!


IM Moments

Episode 1 - He's Going Ducky

Akiko says:
Watch it or you'll become victim of me biting your head off

Nick says:
But my head is full of brains. i wood be stoopider without it

Akiko says:
No really?

Nick says:
Quite possibly the case would ensuse that without the encouragement of my brain and at a lack of a cranium, my body would cease to preform optimally.

Akiko says:
Oh great now you're going all Ducky on me

Nick says:
Indeed I am. Now, this time would possibly be better spent inspecting that poor deceased fellow over there, wouldn't you say?

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Episode 2 - Grenade Magnets

Nick says:
Well, I just lost 3 of my best troops in an artillery strike
and i had 5 troops

Akiko says:
No offence but you keep losing a lot of your men

Nick says:
Yeah... Germans like grenades. My men are grenade magnets.

Akiko says:
Mmm, maybe you should put them in surgery to remove the magnet

Nick says:
Well, the medic got hit on the head with a 105 round
Those are really big bullets
like, 10 centimeter diameter

Akiko says:
Well crap Nick, get those magnets out the old fashion way. Cut them open

Nick says:
Ha, unfortunatly that ALSO kills them

Akiko says:
Shit...

Nick says:
Hiding a flamethrower in a tree is bad...

Akiko says:
No shit Sherlock

Nick says:
In the immortal words of some idiot:
Nice shit Sherlock

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Episode 3 - The Duck Ain't Inflatable

Akiko says:
You know I watch to much NCIS and CSI when...

Nick says:
You realize ducky is not inflatibl
inflatable

Akiko says:
what?

Nick says:
RUBBER DUCKY :D

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Episode 4 - RPG Idiot

Akiko says:
I hacked into my dad's RPG the other day

Nick says:
o.o
rocket propelled grenade?
I WANT ONE

Akiko says:
IDIOT! Role Playing Game

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Episode 5 - Attack of the Gooses

Nick says:
The plural of moose is meese

Akiko says:
No Nick, it's mooses

Nick says:
The plural of goose is gooses
Canada has many gooses and meese
Oh look! A pack of meese!

Akiko says:
Singing badly So everybody dance! And Everybody sing!
White Wing: SHUT UP!

Nick says:
Lol

Akiko says:
White Wing: Whadya laughing at flag boy?
Shut up white wing!
Get out! kicks white wing outta the chat
So where were we?

Nick says:
Gooses and meese

Akiko says:
Ah yes
Mute Meese!
It's a pack of mute meese!

Nick says:
Oshit the mute meese are being attacked by gooses

Akiko says:
I've got a bazooka
Let's get em!

Nick says:
And I've got a flame thrower!
You in front.

Akiko says:
What!? Shit no, you go first!

Nick says:
You've got a fing bazooka, I dun wanna explode!

Akiko says:
I'm not THAT bad of a shot
Ack help, I'm being pecked to death by gooses
That bastard sold me a fake!

Nick says:
I'll save you! aims flamethrower

Akiko says:
NOT AT ME YOU IDIOT!
Shit oww that's hot!

Nick says:
BUT THE GOOSES ARE ON YOU
THEM GOOSES MUST DIE

Akiko says:
POINT IT SOMEWHERE ELSE DAMIT!!

Nick says:
BUT BUT BUT ITS STUCK

Akiko says:
DAMN YOU TO HELL!! burnt to a crisp
Damn I like it medium well, not extra crispy

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Episode 6 - Chainsaws Work Right?

You have just sent a nudge.
Nick just sent you a nudge.

Akiko says:
You alive?
Yep

Nick says:
No0
just undead

Akiko says:
VAMPIRE, CROSS 'O DEATH!!

Nick says:
No
ZOMBIEZ

Akiko says:
Uh... chainsaw?

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Episode 7 - A Book I Never Wanna Write

You have just sent a nudge.
Nick just sent you a nudge.

Akiko says:
Hey he's still aliver

Nick just sent you a nudge.
You have just sent a nudge.

Nick says:
Aliver?

Akiko says:
Typo alive

Nick says:
:P

Akiko says:
Damn why did they have to put te E next to the R

Nick says:
Should I learn to program?

Akiko says:
I dunno, I'm not my father

Nick says:
Well, duh
If you were your father is would be a rather poorly written body switch book

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Episode 8 - Our Conversation Becomes A Crashing Plane

Akiko says:
Crap, conversations becoming pointless. ABORT! ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!

Nick says:
PULL UP PULL UP

Akiko says:
MAYDAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE PUT YOUR HEAD BETWEEN YOUR KNEES
AND KISS YOUR BUTT GOODBYE

Nick says:
YAY

Akiko says:
WHAT!? NO! WE'RE GONNA DIE!
DAMN YOU GOOSES

Nick says:
A MEESE GOT SUCKED INTO THE LEFT ENGINE

Akiko says:
DAMN IT, REPORT TO GIBBS TO ASSES THE SITUATION
Uh NCIS, yeah we have a meese stuck in our left engine and we’re going down. Requesting BACK UP!

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No One Would Believe Me by onelittlespeck reviews
"I will be brave. I will fight. I will get home! I will see my family again! Because I am never fighting alone. Because I do have a reason to go on. Because I will be strong. You hear me universe? I'm not afraid of you! *BOOM *...Well maybe a little."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 241,981 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Because of the Telepath by sunshine2006578 reviews
When Max is captured by evil scientists, and the flock is thrown into Fang's hands, Angel thinks she's found the girl that could save them all-including the girl.What they don't realize is normal isn't always what it seems... IggyxOC FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 100,468 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
Whispers in the Dark by pknumba1 reviews
Everything changes when Kale's father dies and her mother abandons her. She's taken in by her cousin and soon develops an interest in alchemy. Soon, she meets a blond golden-eyed boy and his brother in armor, who make her look at life a new way.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,335 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Alchemic Wizard by g33kg1rl reviews
What if Ed was thrown into Harry Potter's world? As well as trying to find a way home, Ed is given charge of being Harry's shadow to protect him. and what if a few friends accidently made it across the gateway as well? EdxWinry RxH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 244,261 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Harry P., Edward E.
St Fang's Poetry Corner by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,661 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang - Complete
The Sulfur Alchemist by RestInChaos reviews
I was just a normal Mutt-with-Friend until *they* came along. They not only changed our daily life, they got other States and a group of carnivores chasing after us. Lovely. EdOC Revisions of the first several chapters coming soon!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 189,782 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Merlin's Tale: The Parallel World Theory by Warhawk Talon reviews
Hi. My name is Merlin, and I have something to say. Everything you thought was a lie, is really truth. Just not in this dimension...
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Complete
Ordinary and Extraordinary by JeanTheQueen reviews
My name is Alex Ryker. I am fourteen years old. I'm really smart, but I'm fairly normal. That is, I was. Until a certain person dropped out of the sky and into my life.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,708 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 9/24/2009
After Armageddon by Rose's.wings reviews
I want to live. That's a hard thing for me and my friends to do under the Director's rule. Maybe if Max had won in Germany, things would be different; than again, maybe not. Either way I'm going to defeat the Director, just wait and see. We'll live. No M4
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,034 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/22/2007
Dark Blue by Madeline Cullen reviews
Have you ever been alone in a crowded room? With blind eyes that see all, and a useless voice box. She never knew anything outside the Facility, so when she makes a messy escape and meets the Flock, what happens? Why does she look so much like Fang?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 54 - Words: 120,392 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Iggy - Complete
Falling Feathers by Raven-Fly Away reviews
This is the story of Raven, who is taken at the age of 10 to start her new life as a human/avian hybrid. Flows into MR3.Fang/OC. Please read and review. Hope you like it. First fanfic please be nice!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,702 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008
Wing It by AwesomeMcCoolname reviews
We all know that the Flock isn't the only group of hybrids out there: Meet Trinity, a girl, and their group of Avian Americans. What's Fana? What's this to do with Fax? What's with Trin's past--and how does it tie in to the Angelus Project? Major OC/OOC.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 343,642 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Fang, Angel
Wingless Wishes by Hush Puppy reviews
Hush is back in this exciting continuation of Homeless Hound! How will Hush react to Angel's Kidnapping? Will she remember her past? Read to find out! Max, the flock, and other MR charaters! Follows the plot line of Maximum Ride:The Angel Experiment.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009
Merlin's Tale Book 1: Fly To The Max by Warhawk Talon reviews
Seven teens are abducted off the streets of town. Five months later, Max and the Flock are confronted by the latest generation of Itex's hybrids. Will Max be able to survive the D.S.B squad? After The Final Warning. James P owns Maximum Ride. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,478 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Learn the Fear by HeartlessWritten reviews
OC, Eventual Timetravel, AU. 'Fear reverberated throughout my every bone, and I wondered why it was the Gate, and not Heaven or Hell or something equally unbelievable as this.' Was it really death?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,757 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Envy, Roy M.
Angels and Airwaves by VicFirthThe1st reviews
Max and flock are relaxing, when they find two new bird kids. But these kids are different than them...Fax at necessary times. T for strong language and violence.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010
FANG: Archangel in Disguise by T-Bones158 reviews
Fang's been caught by Itex. While caught he meets a baby girl... that is his and Max's. after a year of Itex tests, he escapes with her and has to decide. Go back to the flock? Or raise his kid in saftey? OOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 129,078 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Fang - Complete
Chibi, say what! by FireflyInTheDark94 reviews
Fang gets chibified! AKA turned into a two and a half year old kid with the mind of a sixteen year old teenage boy. How was he changed? And what will happen to him? Will he get changed back? And will Max realize her feelings for Fang? FAX over time. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Max, Fang
Promises are meant to be broken by WhiteGirl513 reviews
Cornelia isnt a very lucky girl. Especilly when she finds Edward Cullen Hunting. But they end up in love. She gets cayght by Itex and forgets about everything... even him. Then she meets Iggy Ride and gets loads of new powers... More inside Take a look
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,493 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008
MR: The devil with angel wings by gunmunz reviews
Zach was kidnapped by Itex, and they put wings on him. he later joins up with Max and the flock, and is set on getting revenge and rescuing his brother, even if it means puting a bullet into every earser's skull. takes place mid AE, Read and Reveiw pleas
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,666 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009
Blazes Wings by pyroman-15 reviews
Blaze is torn between the job that he loves, working as an assassin, and freedom. I think you know which one he'll pick. My first fanfic, most of the plot in the beginning belongs to Winged Alchemist. Please review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009
MidnightFlight by SeraphicVol reviews
A story of Fang's younger sister, the most advanced and the pinnacle of the Angel Experiment. After being decieved by Marian Janssen for 12 years, she finaly escapes to find her family, but Itex wants her back. Really badly.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008
Homeless Hound by Hush Puppy reviews
When a homeless, mute, and wolf eared girl excapes the school; she finds herself alone. Until she is saved by the flock. Maximum Ride OC story! Max, the flock, and other MR charaters! Please R&R! Follows the plot line of Maximum Ride:The Angel Experiment
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,512 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
The lists by rainbowstrike reviews
Dr. Martinez has had enough. She decides that the kids need to have some ground rules, and so she puts up lists for each child around the house, stating what they are no longer allowed to do. R & R, rated T just in case.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,539 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - V. Martinez - Complete
I Won't Say I'm In Love by GhostNox181 reviews
Max and the girls are having a girls night when a song on Max's ipod comes on and it turns into a battle between max, and nudge and angel. Max tries to convince them she isn't in love, and they arent buying it
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
The FREAKIN' worst plane ride EVER! by Readerchick reviews
What happens when the flock is forced to sit on a 4 hour plane ride next to their complete opposites? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009
Gemini by rudolphtherednoseddolly reviews
It's been years since Max and the gang saved the world, but itex lives on, now a branch of the government. Unwanted children are sold to be mutated, trained, and made into bodyguards. Lure is 98% human. Piper is 100%. But they have a lot in common. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009
The Quibbler by churu reviews
Ed has crossed the Gate, and when he wakes up he finds himself in a graveyard. The person he meets first is a little odd...to say the least. Harry Potter crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,055 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Luna L., Edward E.
My life as a mutant birdkid by Randomitis Sufferer reviews
Ruby is a bird-kid, just like the Flock. Except, she never went to the School. She's always known a normal life. What happens when she meets the Flock? How will her new power change her life forever? Slight FAX IggyxOC RubyxOC. Better than it summary!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
She's Our's by Written-Not Heard reviews
Max left the flock five years ago, but a year ago she left Fang someone to protect. Who is she and why does Fang feel so protective of her? And why the hell did Max leave in the first place?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Max, Fang
Upon Wings of Fire by The JP reviews
James Walker is just an average California boy. Yep, nothing special about him... wait a minute, are those... wings!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,099 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009
On Eagle's Wings by eaglegal4 reviews
Jessica was never a normal girl. She can't fit in at her huge preppy boarding school, Jefferson Academy in Virginia.What happens when six kids come to her school, and an incident leads her to discover her past, to unravel the lies, and find out the truth?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008
The Institute by Vicky May reviews
Alyss has always lived life hiding in herself. But then she is taken away to The Institute; where Scavangers roam the darkness outside and Scientists roam with syringes inside. Her only hope turns to a flock of six kids in the same position. FAX. ON HOLD
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,512 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008
Newbie by SmartA55 reviews
Yeah...This is a fanfic about Max...duh. But she hasnt met the flock, and has previously had a normal life. Until the school got her.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008
school's out at Twilight by becoming darkness reviews
Its a real lame title... Okay Max and the flock want to settle down and they choose Forks Washigton. What happens when they meet the Twilight characters?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 10/10/2008
Another Escape by PARAMOREKID reviews
A girl named Merry and a boy named Jaz escape from the school, and it's kind of long, sorry for that!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,060 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 11/24/2008
MangaFlock by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, the flock escapes an army of Flyboys to end up at a….anime convention? They find out about J.P.’s new manga about them, get mistaken for cosplayers, and why does everyone keep calling Fang “Dark”?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,946 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Taking Flight by Cat at the Dog Show reviews
The Philips are an unexpecting family who’s lives are changed when a strange girl falls into their hands. Will they be able to help the girl, or will her frightening past catch up to her first? A Maximum Ride take off with different characters and plot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,271 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
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Assassination of Memories reviews
Sequel to Dormant Angel.After FW before MAX. Shadows just wants an easy life,away from all of the lies of the Organization.When Tranq's most powerful ability slips in public it sets of a chain of events leading to Shadows' past.58B's past...T:gore/death
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,984 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009
I'm No Mutant reviews
Alyss never dreamed another world was the ticket to escape her abusive mother. Being throw into a new world with her boyfriend Rylie was almost a miracle. Until Intex comes after them. If they want to survive they'll need the help of a few bird kids...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010
Dormant Angel reviews
Serenity lives a quite life at PBA until none other than Maximum Ride is dormed with her. When Angel is kidnapped again will Serenity fall into the hands of the Organization? And who's this Artemis character? Iggy/Oc maybe Fax, rated T for safety
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 81,983 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete