Author has written 2 stories for Monsters Inc.. A really lame drumroll effect is cued by some spaz eating Pocky. While still eating, she waves a whip of water in circles as Poofiemus enters, accidentally tripping Poofie, thus ruining the dramatic entrance as Poofie faceplants. Poofiemus: sarcastically Thanks, my RPG character, Gretel-chan. Gretel: With her mouth full You’re welcome. Exits Shichan enters Ano, Poofie? Where are you Poofie? Poofie? steps on lump on floor Oh, whoops. What are you doing down there P-chan? Getting into the mind of Edward Elric? Poofie: Spits out a wad of who know what What do you mean by that remark? And get your foot off my butt! Shichan: Whhhhhyyy? Sniffles Standing on your butt allows me to be taller! And it empowers me. sighs Oh well fine. I suppose I shall comply to my best and oldest friend’s request. Poofie: grunts as Shichan takes the liberty of jumping up and down once before actually getting off Thanks. Rubs butt I am Poofiemus. As you can see, I’m not the most graceful person in the world—I have weak ankles, terrible eyesight, and for many years had an innate phobia of sports equipment, meaning that I was always the last one picked in PE. Shichan: under breath In other words, she is a wimp. But a super-ultra-chibi cute and cool wimp. Okies, now she must serenade you with facts about her greatness. plays theme music in background Poofiemus: Well, not greatness. Definitely not greatness. I’m a dabbler—I could be great, but I procrastinate, or just generally slack off. I write both fanfiction and original fiction, but I don’t post most of my originals—I’m possessive over my characters. They’re my babies! I also play flute and draw. I have some fanart posted at , if by some chance you are interested in my extremely inconsistent efforts. Shichan: Inconsistent my arse. Go check them out, because they are brilliant and will awe your minds into submission. One look at her art and you will be willing to follow her forever. I guarantee that you will turn into stalkers and bang on her door, shouting : “Poofiemus-sama! Poofiemus-sama! WE LOVE YOU! Please, please, please, let us bask in your greatness and allow us to photograph the beautiful picture that your creative spit makes when it contacts the ground. Please, please, oh great one! Spit our way!” Poofiemus: @_@ Oh, god, please tell me you won’t do that. The thought of someone obsessing over my stuff the way I obsess is very frightening indeed. Speaking of obsessing, I obsess. A lot. Here are a few things that I obsess over: Chobits, Harry Potter, Tsubasa, Dragonriders of Pern, Elizabeth Haydon’s Symphony of the Ages, anything by Christopher Moore, Rurouni Kenshin, Shaman King, Inu-Yasha, the Simpsons, Pixar’s wonderful films, the art of animation in general (I want to be a computer animator when I grow up _), and, in a very recent obsession which, thanks to Shichan, took hold in a matter of hours, FullMetal Alchemist! Grabs Shichan and starts shaking her How DARE you! As if I needed another obsession! As if I needed to have Ed Elrich running around in my head, sneezing on trains in West Virginia! Shichan: smirks Bwahahahaha…it is a gift, what can I say. And besides, you know that you want Ed running around in your head—he’s hot and obnoxious and perfect. And as to why I did it—I have only one thing to say in my defense. I. Am. Evil. smirksmirksmirk Poofiemus: Starts pondering What can I get you obsessed with that you’re not obsessed with already? I think many people will agree that Ed is simultaneously hot and obnoxious, but perhaps the “perfect” is arguable…no one’s perfect, really. Points, knowing what Shichan will say And NO, YOU ARE NOT! It takes you a YEAR to post a chapter on your greatest work, “24 Hours”! Shichan: Shhh! Ducks and hides behind random rock They might hear you! The masses of people I have pissed off by not updating! Cowers in fear And ahem, this is supposed to be YOUR bio! I do not wish to call down the wrath of angry readers. shuddershudder Poofiemus: Well, we can’t have you strutting around, pretending to be perfect, when I admit openly that I’m a slacker. Anyway, I think that about covers everything of any consequence whatsoever…Waves Ja ne! |
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