![]() ABOUT ME: I'm a thirty-something, snarkalicious, mother of three, who loves & hates Twilight in equal measure. I don't want to cook for, have sex with, or marry ANY celeb, never mind the cast of Twilight. Why fantasize about strangers when I've got the goods at home? The Huz & I have a really great sex life, & I hate it when lemons are obviously written by someone who's never had ANY kind of sex before. Reading Twific is my dirtiest little secret, bar none. Dirty secret #2: I like nothing more than reading about Emmett/Edward or Emmett/Jake. I'm an editor for a major publishing house, and find it both amusing and stupefying to see how many fic writers think they have a future as a published writer. If you use "battling for dominance," "wet hole," "cramming," and a zillion other played-out, cliched, &/or stupid fic terms I hate, I'm going to stop reading your story...immediately. I support your right to work out whatever shit is in your life through your writing, but I'm not going to continuing reading it if it's disturbing. I do reserve the right to leave you a review & comment on it, though. "If you really want to suffer, try taking everything personally." ~DeepakChopra Try not to get your pussy sore if I leave what you consider a bad review. I'm not your mom or BFF; I'm a stranger, with an opinion. Try this: Main Entry: ig·nore Pronunciation: \ig-ˈnȯr\ Function: transitive verb Inflected Form(s): ig·nored; ig·nor·ing Etymology: obsolete ignore to be ignorant of, from French ignorer, from Latin ignorare, fromignarus ignorant, unknown, from in- +gnoscere, noscere to know — more at know Date: 1801 1 to refuse to take notice of |
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