![]() Author has written 2 stories for Resident Evil. Personality-Wise and such: 1.) I'm pretty awkward when you first meet me...I'm a little shy. When I open up a little more, I tend to be a lot more inviting (other than my abrasive personality...and my sailor mouth). 2.)I'm also probably the most God-awful Asian-American(other than Tila Tequila, of course). 3.)I'm nice and very modest when I'm acting normal. 4.)People tend to think I'm very sweet at first but then I start talking and all hell breaks loose. 5.)I'm really, really girly but I love playing horribly violent video-games(Cooking Momma and the like). I also love horror movies...to my dad's displeasure of course. 6.)I hate people who talk about people behind their backs. GTFO!!!! 7.)My biggest pet peeve: Weaboos/Wapanese. No, I will not even acknowledge your presence. Annnnnnnddddd--Yaoi, I think it's awkward and not in anyway cute. (This is coming from a Japanese, too.) 8.)FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 9.)Feminists piss me off. Go back to the kitchen. 10.)I tend to attract 40 year-old Asian business men, don't ask me why. 11.)TWIRIGHT, pisses me off. 12.)HURRRRRRRRR 13.)I've always fallen for the Villian-type character since I was very young. I don't know why...exactly. Just accept it. Evil can be very sexy. Though, I'm not evil (Uh oh, I's fugly). その他インフォメーション(Other facts): Favorite color: Yellow(this has no correlation to my race, I swear) Favorite quote: "Sad face" or "That's just cute!" Favorite food:親子度 (Oyakodon, it's amazing, try it) Favorite Game: The Bio-Hazard series( Obviously), Sims 2, Dynasty Warriors, Silent Hill, Etc... My dad is an angry Japanese man with EPI-BROWS (Epic eyebrows) and my mother looks like a German, lol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI8Schos7g0 = Best. Video. Ever. Favorite Questions: Q: What's your favorite holiday? A: CHRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSStmas Q: Favorite TV show? A: Everybody hates CHRRRRIIIIIIISSSSSSS Fav. Pairings: (Since everyone else has it on their profile) Jill x Wesker : This probably involves some sort of sexual/physical abuse. No other comment to make. It speaks for itself. Though, I find it cute if he isn't beating the ever loving crap out of her, too. Leon x Ada : Adorable :D Chris x Rebecca : I hate Chris, but Rebecca and him could hit it off. Sima Yi x Zhen Ji : Works much like the Jill x Wesker pairing...yeah. Zhang He x Zhen Ji : IT COULD WORK!!! Hannibal Lecter x Clarice Starling : OMG, quite possibly the best couple ever!!!!!!! It works so well...it's almost creepy. Zoey x Hunter : Reverse necrophilia at it's best. Rhinoa x Zell : ...Wut? I can't think of anymore right now, XD Least Fav. Pairings (Couples that make my eyes turn inside out) Claire x Wesker : Yeah...No. I will comment no further. Chris x Jill : I'm not a big fan of the Heroine paired with the Hero; it's waaaaaay too predictable and it's not as fun to read or write about. Smoker x Hunter :...ewwww. Sima Yi x Zhang He: That's just odd. Wesker x Chris: WTF!!!??? Favorite Characters: Bio-Hazard: *Jill Valentine (She's always been my favorite female of the series. Plus, she looks like Clarice Starling which scares me. lol.) *Albert Wesker, A.K.A. Evil twin of Johnny Bravo (Epic/Classy/Charming/Sexy/Slicked Hair/Highly Intelligent/Deceitful/Sexy Accent/ Etc...) *Barry Burton (I see him as sort of a father-like figure to Jill. Also, I felt bad for him in the first game) *Leon S. Kennedy (I love the look of his serious face ಠ_ಠ Plus, he's hot.) *Ada Wong (Asian Pride! Woot, woot! Jk!) *Oswald E. Spencer (Though, bat-shit insane, got Albert Wesker to where he is today. He's old, too, which makes it even funnier. Gotta love your elders) *Alfred Ashford (HIS FREAKIN' VOICE IS AMAZING!! XD) *Ricardo Irving (MAKEOVAH!!! OMG, he sounds like Mewoth from Pokemon. He looks slightly Down-Syndrome, too. That could just be me, though. No offense. ) The Merchant (For obvious reasons. He's just pure awesome.) Middle-Groundish Characters: *Claire Redfield (I'm not sure why I don't like her, she's just...I don't know. ) *Chris Redfield (He's more fun to make fun of ) Characters that make me ask, WHY!!??!: *Alexia Ashford (She's a straight up...meanie. I don't like how she thinks she superior when she should be back in the kitchen.) *Excella Gionne (Slut) Left 4 Dead The ORIGINAL 4 *Zoey (Gamer! Woot!) *Bill (Old Vietnam Veterans make for great team-mates) *Louis (He seems to be the most mentally stable one of the group, other than Zoey) *Francis (It's a manly name for a tough biker dude.) *Hunters are amazing...and slightly sexy. (lol) Quotes that make me die a little inside: Bio-Hazard (The ORIGINAL, ORIGINAL): This house... is...dangerous. There are... terrible demons...oooouch. (Olol) Jill: (To Wesker) You're so cruel! Wesker's voice in that entire game sounds like he's trying at a bad American accent. Wesker( To Jill): Better yet, I'm gonna show you the tyrant. (Don't ask why this is amusing) Barry: You were almost a Jill-sandwhich! (Get back in the kitchen is what he's really telling her) House of the Dead 2 Goldman: I've been waiting for you..friends. Guy: GOLDMAN!! Random chick being attacked by zombie: Don't come, don't come!! Goldman: To protect the lyuuufe cycle!! ...Mayunkind!!!" Guy(again): GOLDMAN!! Goldman: Farewell, Friends. |
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