Saeki.Rie
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Joined 06-14-10, id: 2404439, Profile Updated: 06-27-10
Author has written 2 stories for Resident Evil.

Personality-Wise and such:

1.) I'm pretty awkward when you first meet me...I'm a little shy. When I open up a little more, I tend to be a lot more inviting (other than my abrasive personality...and my sailor mouth).

2.)I'm also probably the most God-awful Asian-American(other than Tila Tequila, of course).

3.)I'm nice and very modest when I'm acting normal.

4.)People tend to think I'm very sweet at first but then I start talking and all hell breaks loose.

5.)I'm really, really girly but I love playing horribly violent video-games(Cooking Momma and the like). I also love horror movies...to my dad's displeasure of course.

6.)I hate people who talk about people behind their backs. GTFO!!!!

7.)My biggest pet peeve: Weaboos/Wapanese. No, I will not even acknowledge your presence. Annnnnnnddddd--Yaoi, I think it's awkward and not in anyway cute. (This is coming from a Japanese, too.)
So yeah, Yaoi=FAIL.
...and so do you.

8.)FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

9.)Feminists piss me off. Go back to the kitchen.

10.)I tend to attract 40 year-old Asian business men, don't ask me why.

11.)TWIRIGHT, pisses me off.

12.)HURRRRRRRRR

13.)I've always fallen for the Villian-type character since I was very young. I don't know why...exactly. Just accept it. Evil can be very sexy. Though, I'm not evil (Uh oh, I's fugly).

その他インフォメーション(Other facts):

Favorite color: Yellow(this has no correlation to my race, I swear)

Favorite quote: "Sad face" or "That's just cute!"

Favorite food:親子度 (Oyakodon, it's amazing, try it)

Favorite Game: The Bio-Hazard series( Obviously), Sims 2, Dynasty Warriors, Silent Hill, Etc...

My dad is an angry Japanese man with EPI-BROWS (Epic eyebrows) and my mother looks like a German, lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI8Schos7g0 = Best. Video. Ever.

Favorite Questions:

Q: What's your favorite holiday?

A: CHRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSStmas

Q: Favorite TV show?

A: Everybody hates CHRRRRIIIIIIISSSSSSS

Fav. Pairings: (Since everyone else has it on their profile)

Jill x Wesker : This probably involves some sort of sexual/physical abuse. No other comment to make. It speaks for itself. Though, I find it cute if he isn't beating the ever loving crap out of her, too.

Leon x Ada : Adorable :D

Chris x Rebecca : I hate Chris, but Rebecca and him could hit it off.

Sima Yi x Zhen Ji : Works much like the Jill x Wesker pairing...yeah.

Zhang He x Zhen Ji : IT COULD WORK!!!

Hannibal Lecter x Clarice Starling : OMG, quite possibly the best couple ever!!!!!!! It works so well...it's almost creepy.

Zoey x Hunter : Reverse necrophilia at it's best.

Rhinoa x Zell : ...Wut?

I can't think of anymore right now, XD

Least Fav. Pairings (Couples that make my eyes turn inside out)

Claire x Wesker : Yeah...No. I will comment no further.

Chris x Jill : I'm not a big fan of the Heroine paired with the Hero; it's waaaaaay too predictable and it's not as fun to read or write about.

Smoker x Hunter :...ewwww.

Sima Yi x Zhang He: That's just odd.

Wesker x Chris: WTF!!!???

Favorite Characters:

Bio-Hazard:

*Jill Valentine (She's always been my favorite female of the series. Plus, she looks like Clarice Starling which scares me. lol.)

*Albert Wesker, A.K.A. Evil twin of Johnny Bravo (Epic/Classy/Charming/Sexy/Slicked Hair/Highly Intelligent/Deceitful/Sexy Accent/ Etc...)

*Barry Burton (I see him as sort of a father-like figure to Jill. Also, I felt bad for him in the first game)

*Leon S. Kennedy (I love the look of his serious face ಠ_ಠ Plus, he's hot.)

*Ada Wong (Asian Pride! Woot, woot! Jk!)

*Oswald E. Spencer (Though, bat-shit insane, got Albert Wesker to where he is today. He's old, too, which makes it even funnier. Gotta love your elders)

*Alfred Ashford (HIS FREAKIN' VOICE IS AMAZING!! XD)

*Ricardo Irving (MAKEOVAH!!! OMG, he sounds like Mewoth from Pokemon. He looks slightly Down-Syndrome, too. That could just be me, though. No offense. )

The Merchant (For obvious reasons. He's just pure awesome.)

Middle-Groundish Characters:

*Claire Redfield (I'm not sure why I don't like her, she's just...I don't know. )

*Chris Redfield (He's more fun to make fun of )

Characters that make me ask, WHY!!??!:

*Alexia Ashford (She's a straight up...meanie. I don't like how she thinks she superior when she should be back in the kitchen.)

*Excella Gionne (Slut)

Left 4 Dead

The ORIGINAL 4

*Zoey (Gamer! Woot!)

*Bill (Old Vietnam Veterans make for great team-mates)

*Louis (He seems to be the most mentally stable one of the group, other than Zoey)

*Francis (It's a manly name for a tough biker dude.)

*Hunters are amazing...and slightly sexy. (lol)

Quotes that make me die a little inside:

Bio-Hazard (The ORIGINAL, ORIGINAL):

This house... is...dangerous. There are... terrible demons...oooouch. (Olol)

Jill: (To Wesker) You're so cruel!

Wesker's voice in that entire game sounds like he's trying at a bad American accent.

Wesker( To Jill): Better yet, I'm gonna show you the tyrant. (Don't ask why this is amusing)

Barry: You were almost a Jill-sandwhich! (Get back in the kitchen is what he's really telling her)

House of the Dead 2

Goldman: I've been waiting for you..friends.

Guy: GOLDMAN!!

Random chick being attacked by zombie: Don't come, don't come!!

Goldman: To protect the lyuuufe cycle!! ...Mayunkind!!!"

Guy(again): GOLDMAN!!

Goldman: Farewell, Friends.

Recollection by SuWan reviews
This is a JillxWesker fic. I just felt compelled to write one. A bit OOC but mostly all just fun! X3 This is a POV one, Ill try my best not to suck and I apologize for any inconveniences, But Enjoy!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,972 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - A. Wesker, Jill V.
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Meine Kindheit reviews
Albert Wesker reflects on his childhood, musing over his parents, his adoption by Spencer and the morbid fantasies that he often indulged in as a young boy. Slight Jill x Wesker.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2010 - A. Wesker, Jill V. - Complete
A Collection of Fail reviews
Nothing is sacred. At least, not here. Parodies and trashy writing galore.Plus, some Chris bashing! OH THE DRAMA!M for Explicit Language/ Some sexual themes/ Fail... hence, the title / Chauvinism/ Etc... All rife with 'boyish attitude! Updated, CH.3!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,690 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - A. Wesker, Jill V.