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Joined 08-24-08, id: 1676398, Profile Updated: 05-07-12

Holaaaaa~ Bienveidos a la mi pagina. Me gustan gatos~
Haha, no, I'm not Spanish. I don't have any fanfictions posted (except one), but I do have a lot of good ones favorited, so please read them and support the authors ^-^

Favorite Quotes (Everyone else does it...)

"I couldn't return... Byakuya-sama's love. I am sorry. Being with Byakuya-sama for the past five years... was like a dream come true for me... Byakuya-sama..." ~Hisana

"That's the man you have been in my heart, Ichigo" ~Rukia

"Thank you, Rukia. Thanks to you, I think... the rain has stopped." ~Ichigo

"I remember now... the reason why I wanted to save you so much." ~Ichigo

"What is that? What would I see if I cracked open your chest? If I broke open your skull what would I see? You humans say the word so easily. Just like-- Oh I get it. This is it it. This here in my hand. The heart." ~Ulquiorra before dying

"The rain drags black sun down, but the rain dried by white moon" ~Kubo-sensei

"When snow melts, what does it become?" ~Kana
"It becomes water, of course." ~Hatori
"Wrong! It becomes spring!" ~Kana

"Buddy the Elf, whats your favorite color?" ~Buddy from Elf

“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.” ~Anonymous

“Forget what you want. Remember what you deserve.”~Anonymous

“They didn’t agree on much. In fact, they rarely agreed on anything. They fought all the time and they challenged each other every day. But despite their differences, they had one important thing in common: they were crazy about each other.”~Anonymous

Favorite Anime/Manga (not in order)

Bleach
Vampire Knight
Inuyasha
Beyblade
Pokemon
Dragon Ball
Dragon Ball Z
Cardcaptor Sakura
Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's
Dinosaur King
Air
Digimon
Sailor Moon
Ultra Maniac
Black Cat
Full Metal Alchemist
Rosario+Vampire
Code Geass
Karin (Chibi Vampire)
Blood+
Ouran High School Host Club
Gravitation
SuperGALS
Ranma 1/2
Bakugan
Scrapped Princess
School Rumble
Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle
Mahou! Sensei Negima
xxxHolic
Death Note
Hamtaro
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Ninja Scroll
School Days
Air Gear
Kimba the White Lion
Honey and Clover
More Starlight to Your Heart
Half and Half
Thousand Years of Snow (Millennium Snow)
Hana Kimi (Hanazakari no Kimitachi e)
Love Luck
Saboten no Himitsu
Instant Teen: Just add nuts!
Power (Girl Got Game)
Tenshi Ja Nai (I'm No Angel)
Special A
Kaze no Stigma
Sola
Romeo x Juliet
Kyou Kara Maou!
Darker Than BLACK
Fruits Basket
Watashi Ni XX Shinasai!
Shuffle!
Negima!
Me & My Brothers
LoveCom (Lovely Complex)
Shakugan no Shana
Loveless
Barajou no Kiss
Pichi Pichi Pitch (Mermaid Melody)
Spice and Wolf
D.N. Angel
7th Period is a Secret
Million Girl
S.L.H. - Stray Love Hearts!
Itsuka Tenma no Kuro Usagi
Translucent
Vampire Kisses: Blood Relatives
FLCL
Black Blood Brothers
Buso Renkin
Prunus Girl
Dengeki Daisy
Kekkaishi
Jubei-chan
Bamboo Blade
My Bride is a Mermaid!
Myself; Yourself
Kaichou wa Maid-sama!
Kyou, Koi wo Hajimemasu
Suki-tte Ii na yo
Otokomae Beads Club
Beast Master
Very Black White Day
The Cage of Summer
Fly
Cactus Summer Surprise
Kamichama Karin
Parallel to the World
Gakuchu
Full Moon O Sagashite
Suzuka
Fujoshi Kanojo
Pureblood+Boyfriend
Incomplete Chorus
Ginyū Meika
Heaven's Will
Vampire Kiss
Ane-Mone Seikaten
Kaichu!
Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler)
Usotsuki Lily
Kimi ni Todoke
Kuranoa
Shounen Maid
Megane Danshi Shinkasetsu
Koakuma Lion
Seiyuu Ka-!
Life+B
You're My Girlfriend
Mushibana
Stardust Wink
Kiss Yori mo Iijiwaru
Okosama Brat
Love Share
The Prince's Egg
Angel in Christmas
Dou Danjo!?
Sagashimono
Nayami no Tane
Kesenai Toge
Sissou Beat
Tenbin wa Hana to Asobu
Girl Friends
Koukou Debut (High School Debut)
Boku no Sekai Kimi no Real
Seikon Sacrafice
Enren Debut
Hatsune Mix
Rust Blaster
I Am a Piano
Bara no Maria
Watashi no + Okusuri
Chobits
Nousatsu Rock Shounen
Tokyo Rock Shounen
Minna Kirakira
Long Along Alonging
Oeuf's D'ange
The Bedroom Girl, The Sculpture Room Girl
Till Dawn
Uta no Prince-sama
Durarara!!
Toradora!
Houou Gakuen Misoragumi
Hetalia: Axis Power
The Wallflower (Perfect Girl Revolution) (Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge)
Heart no Kuni Alice
Goshimei! Host Kyoushi J
Shinshi Doumei Cross (The Gentleman's Alliance Cross)
Goraihou Gakuen e Youkoso!
Wild Kiss
GDGD-DOGS (Gudagudadoggusu)
Kamikami Kaeshi
Aozora Yell
Koko ni Iru Yo!
Suki nan Desu
Zettai Kareshi (Absolute Boyfriend)
Okujou no Bai-Bai
Otona no Manaa
Sono Te kara Tsutawaru
Unmei no Koi ni Naritai
Bokurani Matsuwaru etc
The Yellow Chair
Saburina
Hatsukoi Yokochou
Goshujinsama ni Kiwotsukete
Gokuraku Cafe
Faster than a Kiss
Kamisama Hajimemashita
Momo
How to Save the World
Plastic Girl
Hana no Mizo Shiru
Peeping
Nosatsu Junkie (Charming Junkie)
Monochrome Shounen Shoujo
Open Sesame
Honey Fake
Full House Kiss
Kiss Me Host-Gumi
P-pan Kuru
Pandora Hearts
Deltora Quest
Junjou Romantica
Heart no Kuni no Alice - My Fanatic Rabbit
Big Windup! (Ookiku Furikabutte)
Akuma na Cupid
3 Hearts
Otomen
Colorful Shounen to Monochrome na Atashi
Toraware Beast
Shinobi denai to!
Narabuna Kiken!!
Home Sick Baby
Shiritsu Horitsuba Gakuen
Baka to Test
Omamori no Kamisama
Love Berrish!
Are You Alice?
Seven Days
Koi no Chime (Love Chime)
The Sleepy Residents of Birdcage Manor (Torikagoshou no Kyou mo Nemutai Juunintachi)
Dear!
Othello (Yaoi)
How to Use Magic
Eden of the East (Higashi no Eden)
Aitsu no Daihonmei (His Most Favorite)
Ao Haru Ride
A Tortoise's Love Lasts for a Thousand Years
Love is Swallowed Whole
Sora Log
Strobe Edge
Mishounen Produce
L-DK
Blue
Junjou Mistake
Youko x Bouku SS
Love So Life
24, 25
A Drop of Ocean
Traces of Snow
Footprints in the Snow
Donuts Tsuushin
Sakura Irony
Kitan
Kuchibiru Tameiki Sakurairo
Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun
12 O'Clock Bell Rings
Shiawase Kissa Sanchoume
Suitei Seinen Shoujo
Number One DX
Hana to Ageha, Natsu
Sora no Namae
The Visitor
Suripiingu Biyuutei wa Nemurenai (Sleeping Beauty Never Sleeps)
Suits no Kuni
Baccano!
Nabari no Ou
Kamisama Kazoku
Kare Kono (His and Her Circumstances)
GE - Good Ending
Ultimate Venus
Black Bird
Kono Koi wo Wasurenai (I Won't Forget This Love)
Peach or Lemon
The Flower That Blooms in You
Field Trip on Monday
Snow, Piling up Feelings
Senpai and His Girlfriend
Oouso Swing
Boku no Suki na Otokonoko
Shinkuu Yuusetsu (Hollow Fusion)
Hanjuku Kajitsu
Clear Up After Rain (Ame Nochi Hare)
Zutto Suki Datta Kuse ni
Femme Fatale
Reimei no Arcana
Blood-C
360 Degrees Material
Kimi to Koi o Shitta (I Knew Love With You)
The Pearl Blue Story
24 Colors - Hatsukoi no Palette
Hidarite no Love Letter
Crimson Shell
Ito Junji's Cat Diary
Akagami no Shirayukihime (Red-Haired Snow White)
Sono Me, Kuchi hodo ni.
Mairunovich
Amai Akuma Ga Warau
Onward! Maiden Road (Susume! Otome Road)
A Cruel God
The Enigma of Amigara Fault
The Sad Tale of the Principal Post
Last Game
Love Stage!!
Gimmick (Attack Love)
Kimagure na Boku no Neko (My Capricious Cat)
May I Tell You
Call My Name
Oh! My Sweet Baby!!!
Rasen no Kioku (Spiral Memories)
Uncontrol
1/2 Love! (One Half Love!)
Iya da nante Iwasenai (Never Say No)
Film Girl
B.O.D.Y
My Hero!
Kiss ni Juuzoku
Nil no Koi Mahoujin
Vampire to Shinigami
Shiki
Kaizoku to Ningyo (Pirate and Mermaid)
Kanojo wa Uso wo Aishisugiteru
Switch Girl
Nobara no Hanayome
Coffee is a Black Witch
Sleeping Beauty no Mita Yume (Sleeping Beauty's Dream)
Kamisama Game
Koibana! Koiseyo Hanabi
14R (Fourteen Rating)
Mahiru ni Kakedasu (Under the Open Sky)
Watakushi-sama (Ms. Stubborn)
Koi wo Hajimeru Bokutachi ni (For Us Who Begin to Love)
Daily News
Kabushikigaisha Love Cotton
Heroine Shikkaku
Fuku Fuku Funya~n
Number
Daisuki Datta yo, Sensei...
Rockin' Heaven
Endless March
Brown Garden Station
Hiyokoi
Harumachi Platform
Sweet 16
Kira Kira Frozen
Itoshii Anata e
Totteoki no Uta
Ookami Shoujo to Kuro Ouji (Wolf Girl and Black Prince)
Boku wa Ookami (I am a Wolf)
Akuma to Love Song
Outoto wa, Ookami
Starry Sky ~in Summer~
Starry Sky ~in Winter~
Starry Sky ~Four Seasons~
Starry Sky ~After Seasons~
Junai Tokkou Taichou!
S Kareshi Joujou
Bokutachi wa Shitte Shimatta
Ai wo Utau Yori Ore ni Oborero!
Ai Ore!
Usotsuki Kusuriyubi
Gakuen Babe
Ame furi Himawari
Edelweiss no Saku Asa ni
By Hero
Cello Mellow
Make Believe Brothers
After School Strawberry Flavor
Order wa Boku de Yoroshii desu ka?
Harukoi
Power of Love
Kachuu no Ou
Renai Idenshi XX
Renai Manga (Love Manga) [My Beloved Cartoonist and Clumsy Me]
Uta no Prince-sama: Maji Love 1000%
Uta no Prince-sama DJ - Are You Ready!?
Ore to Atashi no Kareshi-sama
Katakoi Triangle
Hibi Chouchou
Amai Kimi ga Suki
Fall in Love
In the Chocolate
6th Megane
Black Cat Cafe
Nagareboshi Lens
Boku wa Sakana (I am a Fish)
Koi Wa Itsumo Tabekake
Orange
Kare no Aijou no Hakari
Himitsu no Ai-chan
CCC
Sugar Soldier
Akuma to Duet
Kami ka Akuma ka


Random Copy and Paste thingies~!

~JOIN THE ICHIRUKI PARADE~

SPREAD LOVE THE ICHIRUKI WAY.

If you believe that Ichigo and Rukia are meant for each other, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that Black Sun is meant for White Moon, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that Rukia belongs to Ichigo and Ichigo belongs to Rukia, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that they are perfect for each other, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that they love each other, paste this is your profile.

If you do not believe in IchiHime, paste this in your profile.

If you hate IchiHime, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that IchiRuki shall prevail, paste this in your profile.

IF YOU LOVE ICHIRUKI, PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

~ICHIRUKI IS LOVE. BITTER OR SWEET, IT SCREAMS: LOVE!~

Copy and paste this into your profile if you love cats as much as Sebastian

Copy and paste this into your profile if you stuff kitties in your closet like Sebastian

Did you know...

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It’s good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH!

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Copy and Paste this into you're profile if you've every pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa. (I do this everyday.)

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile. (Honestly! All he wants is a little bit of sugary cereal and/or yogurt-though the cereal is soooo much better.)

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.(So me)

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.(BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.(24/7, exceptions are eating, sleeping, going to the bathroom, or ignoring my parents yelling at me to get off of the computer)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that CAN resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad' to the Animorphs' version of the Barney Song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family...), to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you think the world would be easier if everyone was on fanfiction.net because--judging from the copy-paste thingys in the profiles--everyone dares to be different and doesn't care what people think, post this in your profile.

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

Until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

Right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

Stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

Fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

Who got there first?

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

Will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Please Note:
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED
Apparently, you told Santa that you have been good this year.
He died laughing.

The difference between friends and best friends

F: Never asks for food or drink

BF: Is the reason your fridge is empty

F:Bail you out of jail

BF: In the next cell saying "Damn we messed up, again!"

F:Only knows a few things about you.

BF: Is writing a embarrassing biography you don't know about as we speak.

F:Knocks on the door.

BF:Comes in saying "I'm Hoooooome"

I have a name, an age, a gender and a religion,
I read novels in class, does that make me a slacker or a nerd?
I don't have many friends, does that mean I'm anti-social or just shy?
I haven't been to church in 3 years, does that mean I'm a bad person or I just don't have the time?
I don't cry, does that mean I'm cold-hearted, or that I can take what you throw at me?
I care about the planet, but I wake up early to get a ride to school, does that mean I'm conscience of my ecological footprint or that I want give my kids a messed up earth?
I don't care about little things, but I get worked up about things matter, does that mean I don't care about everything, or I'm a spaz?
I'm a girl who's a tomboy, does that mean I'm girly or boy-ish?
I'm not always dolled up with makeup, but I do send time getting dressed, does that mean I don't care how I look, or I obsess with how I look?
I can talk non-stop, and I can listen to you forever, does that mean I can't shut up, or I never talk?
I swear, and I can have a damn good conversation with someone, does that mean I swear in every sentence, or that I talk like a textbook?
I'm not one sided, I have pros and cons,
I wear black, does that mean I'm goth, or I like dark colors?

If you have no life, enjoy anime too much, and people tell you you have no life, put this in your profile

How To Tell If You're a good writer:

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

98 percent of the teenage of population would drop dead if Abercombie and Finch told them it wasn't cool to breath. Repost this in your profile if you are part of the 2 percent of the population that would live on laughing

92 percent of the teenage population has smoked, done drugs, drank alcohol, or done all three. Repost this if you are part of the 8 percent that hasn't

If you're a die-hard IchiRuki lover for life copy and paste this into your profile- Ichiruki lovers unite!

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are getting tired of this extremely long profile, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

"FUUDDGGEEE!!" ...I like apples. If you like being random copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile.

If you sometimes look at a ad/pamphlet/brochure/etc, point and go, "Aha! A grammar mistake!" copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

You've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you believe teenagers are steryotyped, put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and paste it in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think fighting is fun, but war is pointless, copy this into your profile.

THIS ISN'T A JOKE! IT ACTUALLY HELPS YOU FIGURE OUT A COUPLE OF KEY THINGS!

Either grab a writing utensil and a piece of paper or just remember your answers. Apparently Don't peek at the answers, because it ruins it.

1) If you are strait write the first name of a person of the opposite sex that pops into you head. If your gay, write the name of the person of the same sex that pops into your head. If you bi, than write the name of the first person that pops into your head... (it has to be the first)

2) What is you favorite color out of red,black,blue,green,yellow?

3) Your first initial?

4) Your month of birth?

5) Which color do you like more,black or white?

6) Name a person of the same sex as yours.

7) Your favorite number?

8) Do you like California or Florida more?

9) Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10) Write down a wish(a realistic one)

ARE YOU DONE? IF SO SCROLL DOWN. (DON'T CHEAT...FOOL...)

THE ANSWERS;

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red-You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black-You are conservative and aggressive

Green-Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back

Blue-You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow-You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3.If you initial is:

A-K You have alot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R You try to live you life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4.If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last very long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5.If you choose;

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you will have in your lifetime.

8. If you choose:

California: You like adventure

Florida: You are a laid back person

9.If you choose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and to you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

If you love snow, copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile

If, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile

If you have no life, enjoy anime too much, and people tell you you have no life, put this in your profile

If you KNOW IchiRuki is awesome, copy and paste this on your profile

If you are overly obsess over anime and your friends thinks it's weird, paste this on your profile

If you love Byakuya so much and squeel your head off making your friend beside you half deaf, copy and paste this on you profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to ninjas and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever pretended to be a ninja and gotten hurt, post this onto you profile i did this and threw a "ninja star" (marker) at my sis xP

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

No tresspasing, violaters will be shot and survivors will be shot again.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

I am worse than evil... I am the author!!

The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

When life gives you lemons, think of another 'when life gives you lemons' quote.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

26 Things That A

Perfect Guy Would Do

1... Know how to make you smile when you are down

2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but you always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence

4. Give you the remote control during the game

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you

6. Play with your hair

7. His hands always find yours

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer you plenty of massages

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork

11. Never run out of love

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious

14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.

15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts

16. Smile a lot

17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.

18. Appreciate you.

19. Help others out.

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1

21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.

22. Sing , even if he can't.

23. Have a creative sense of humor

24. Stare at you.

25. Call for no reason

26.. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.

To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to
put her heart out there again,
because she has been HURT
too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been
cheated on,
because she's not a slut
who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that
dresses cute,
not skanky.

To every girl who
wants to be called
beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her
whole day looking
for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart
broken, because he
chose that bitch instead.

To every girl that would die
to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once
like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night
because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't get
down on her knees open
her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that
just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that
kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who
just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just
once want a guy to give their
jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who
just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies
awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that
just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that
just wants to sleep with
him without having sex.

To every girl who shows how much
she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought
"maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff
when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just
looking for that one and
only. and is having a rough
time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want
a guy who just plays with her
emotions but actually cares about
how she feels.

To every girl who wants
words backed up with actions

To every girl that fell for all the lies
only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away
to have it shoved back in her face.
never again

To every girl that has faith that
"tomorrow will be a better day."
And it will be.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

If you have never tried drug, or under-age drinking, or any other bad thing that most people (like me) consider a huge NO-NO...you are awesome. (not saying that if you do any of the things above, that you're totally an person with no morals or personal view.) and post this to your page.

If your pet, friend's pet, or your friend has every done some wired things like let's say ran across your key bored and made the address thing at the top of the page disappear until your little mouse thing activates it...post this to your page.

If you and another person or just you, have had a random laughing fit for a long numeral period...post this to your page.

If you have ever A) ran into a glass door, B) tripped over anything and nothing, C) tried to open the door that says pull and you push, or D) fell over backwards on a chair WHILE you were still sitting on it...post this to your page.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

92 of teens have moved on to rap music. if you're prat of the 8 that still rock out every day, copy this to your profile.

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to you're profile

If you like making these copy and paste thingies copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love cute, wittle, insy-tinsy puppies and kittens copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed while drinking (or eating) and snorted you drink or food out your nose, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up/down a down/up escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Died my hair Orange for school picture day, jumped off a roof on a broomstick, skateboarded off a roof, got knocked out by a piece of paper, put a pizza in my closet and forget about for weeks, deciding to go rock climbing then deciding WHEN I WAS ON THE WALL that i was afraid of heights

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals? And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile

If you've ever tried to spoon broth into your mouth with a FORK! copy and paste this into you profile

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

Everything I Learned in Life, I Learned From CLAMP
1. If you're not angsty, you should be.
2. There is no such thing as coincidence.
3. Evil takes the form of four Japanese mangaka.
4. Everything's better in alternate universes.
5. If you're precious to your brother, you're probably doomed.
6. Actually, if you're precious to anyone, you're doomed.
7. In fact, you're probably just doomed anyways.
8. Treasure your eyes. You never know when they'll be taken away.
9. Subtext really does equal buttsex.
10. Everything has a price.
11. The most powerful people are alcoholics.
12. Never trust the bunny/pork bun.
13. True love always prevails. Usually.
14. Love comes in all forms.
15. At least you’re not Subaru.
16. Nothing says love like agreeing to be somebody’s primary food source.
17. If someone comments on your eyes being pretty, you will probably lose them several chapters later.
18. Even if you and your beloved are a canon couple, by the end, you still won’t have kissed.
19. Even in other series, you still will not kiss.
20. If your grandparents are constantly on vacation, they most likely don’t exist.
21. Never carry your most treasured item around with you.
22. Everybody has an evil twin.
23. Tokyo Tower is, more than likely, the source of all evil.
24. If you’re good-looking, you’re doomed or angsty. Probably both.
25. Don’t expect to live a happy life. You’ll only be disappointed.
26. The more they smile, the harder they fall.
27. Your fan base is directly proportional to how angsty you are.
28. Everyone is pretty, even when bleeding or in agony.
29. Torture and mind games are just another way of showing you care.
30. Your boss is bad for you.
31. The world is split into three genders: male, female and androgynous.
32. Blood is aesthetic.
33. It’s not real magic unless you can conjure a two-meter-wide magic circle.
34. Flat strips of paper can reach the same speed as an F1 race car.
35. Fire doesn’t burn unless the plot requires it to.
36. No matter how ripped your shirt gets, it’s not coming off.
37. Men with black hair and glasses (including sunglasses) cannot be trusted.
38. Anyone who says having magic powers is cool could not have been more wrong.
39. It’s possible to store two swords and enough clothing for four people inside the mouth of a bunny/pork bun.
40. Who wears short shorts? Little boy detectives wear short shorts!
41. Four leaf clovers aren’t as lucky as they’re made out to be.
42. If you’re a character voiced by Megumi Ogata/cool/fan favourite/bishounen, you’re doomed.
43. Hell, you’re in a CLAMP anime. You’re doomed.
44. Remember your dreams- they’re the key to the plot.
45. If you can’t whistle, “hyuu” instead.
46. If you feel someone’s watching you, they probably are.
47. If he’s tall, dark and handsome, he’s taken- by the outrageously cute boy standing next to him.
48. Feathers have the ultimate power. Buy a chicken.
49. If your series is happy sugar-coated fairies and gay, you will most likely all die a horrible death at the hand of a psychotic clone.
50. Everything will be alright.
51. Just because you return from a journey, doesn’t mean you’ll return in one piece.
52. Everything happens in Tokyo.
53. Cute stuffed animals make the best magical servants.
54. Swords longer than your height are easy to manage.
55. Attack names/chants are more important than actual skill or experience.
56. Cherry blossoms are a sign of good luck.
57. Cherry blossoms are a sign of bad luck.
58. Cherry blossoms are- said that, if you see cherry blossoms, run.
59. Even after your heart is pierced by someone's hand, you will still have plenty of time to divulge deep dark secrets/words of wisdom/angst/last words before you actually die.
60. Show your true love not by exchanging rings, but eyes.
61. No one is really happy. They’re just hiding some dark secret.
62. Dressing someone up in cute but outlandish outfits is a sign of great love and affection.
63. The easiest way to solve a love triangle is to kill somebody.
64. Inanimate objects have feelings.
65. Eyes, especially magic ones, are in high demand.
66. Cosplay is completely normal in Tokyo.
67. Love your parents while you can.
68. The general public is oblivious to strange/supernatural/inexplicable/mysterious events/people/objects.
69. Don’t give your name to strangers.
70. Wherever you are, there is a Miyuki somewhere in the background.
71. Apparently, magic allows you to eat other people’s eyes like candy.
72. Walking between a fence and a lamp-post will send you to another time/dimension.
73. Never trust shop owners.
74. Note to self: You can adore liquor more than food, but you do not have an alcohol problem.
75. Everyone who's important has the birthday April 1st.
76. It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye- then it's a pairing.
copy and paste and add to the list above!

A little boy was overhead saying the prayer, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa." The next day the grandfather died of a heart attack. A few weeks later, he said the prayer, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and good-bye Grandma." The next day, the grandma was hit by a bus. She died without feeling a thing. A few weeks later, the boy said, "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy." His father, of course, spent the rest of the next day panicking. His normally 10-minute drive to work took 45 minutes because he was being so extra cautious. When he got home from work, his wife said, "Honey, isn't this weird? The milkman dropped dead at the door this morning."

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Mental Hospital Answering Machine

“Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security
number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep.
Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.”

-./l、 -Nya
(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ
じしf, )ノ

If you were ever watching a movie and randomly screamed "THEY'RE SO GAY FOR EACH OTHER" at the main male characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

What to do in an elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
2. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
11. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
12. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
13. Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
15. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
16. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
17. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
18. Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
19. Try to start a wave.
20. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
21. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
22. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
23. Sing with the theme music.
24. Bring and use your own air freshener.
25. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
26. Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
27. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
28. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
29. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
30. Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
31. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
32. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
33. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
34. Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
35. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
36. Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
37. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
38. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
39. Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
40. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
41. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
42. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
43. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
44. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
45. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
46. Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
47. Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
48. Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
49. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
50. Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
51. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
52. Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

How to annoy someone
1. Shout out random numbers when they're counting.
2. Arrange to see them on April 31st.
3. Ask if you can borrow their pen to chew.
4. Tell them that you exist only in their imagination.
5. Drum on anything you can find and every available surface.
6. Pretend to wipe spit of your face whenever they talk.
7. Learn Morse Code and only speak in dots and dashes.
8. Whistle in their ear. If they ask you to stop, burp in their ear.
9. Finish every sentence with the words "As only a true poet could say."
10. Never make eye contact. Alternatively, never break eye contact.
11. Speak only in a robot voice.
12. Only say "I wouldn't expect you to under stand."
13. Shout the word "Boring!!" every time they start to talk.
14. Point ant their knees and say "Hmm, interesting."
15. Point a remote control at them and press the stop button when they start to talk.
16. Repeat everything they say adding "echo" at the end.
17. Don't reply. Just keep handing them pieces of string saying "I am Spider-Man".
18. Ask " Do you hear that?" if they say "What?" say "Never mind. It's gone now."
19. When they are talking to you, stare at a certain spot on their face and look shocked or puzzled.

These are some really funny things that you do to a pizza guy when you're ordering/paying.
1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.
2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.
3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.
4. Finish the order with: "Remember, this conversation never happened".

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.
6. Just give him your address and say "Surprise me". Then hang up.
7. Answer his questions with other questions.
8. Spell the ingredients.
9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter "P"
10. Ask him if they have pizza.
11. Say "Hello" and act as if he called you.
12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.
13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.
14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.
15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say "Ok, it’s 17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order".
16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.
17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.
18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.
19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.
20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.
21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.
22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.
23. Ask if you could see the menu.
24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.
25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.
26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.
27. Ask only for one slice.
28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.
29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.
30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.
31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.
32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.
33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.
34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say "no mushrooms please". Then hang up before he can say anything.
35. when he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there.
36. Breath loudly.
37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.
38. Avoid using the word "PIZZA" by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying "Please, don’t use that word".
39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell "Aaarghhh"
40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them.

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7.Note expressions.

8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9.Floor is slippery when wet.

10.Lake is slippery when dry.

11.Only talk to strangers you know.

12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15.Kill them for security purposes.

16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18.The men in white coats are not your friends.

19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24.Always remember, um... um... Crap

25.Train army of flying monkeys.

26.Goldfish don't like milk.

27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28.Find out who invented the word "pianoist".

29.People are staring at you.

30.So act insane.

31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36.Never pet a burning dog.

37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38.Naked men dig parkas.

39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40.You know what would look good on you?

41.Immolated cockroaches.

42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43.The size of Danny DeVito.

44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. O~O

45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49.That way is rum.

50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.

52.You cannot kill the snow.

53.The snow can kill you.

54.Grass can also kill you.

55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65.Remember to kill HIM...

66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.

71.Eat the evidence.

72.But not if it's broken glass.

73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75.Disregard last note.

76.Note reactions.

77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78.Stock up on ball point pens.

79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81.Do not stick fingers into blender.

82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83.Blood loss is bad.

84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86.Answer every question with a question.

87.Ask people what gender they are.

88.Note reactions.

89.Refer to people as "mortal".

90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94.Kill them.

95.Brutally.

96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97.Dunk head in boiling water.

98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

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The Prince and I by BluechanXD reviews
N and White end their final battle in a tie. To make things fair, they make a deal. N will stop his ambitions on one condition: White must become his princess.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,845 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 11/6/2010 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko - Complete
When Spring Rain turns to Summer Sky by Rukazaya reviews
Tsukishima x Hachimenroppi alt. ver. Shizuo x Izaya. Tsuki is one of the stars in the constellations who falls in love with Roppi. But Roppi was so abused in the past, he refuses to open his heart to anyone. Story of Star-crossed lovers.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,307 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Delic, Hibiya, Hachimenroppi/Roppi, Tsukishima - Complete
Handle With Care by MistressKiko reviews
AU - Shizuo has his hands full with the seven children he looks after at KinderCare Daycare; even more so with an unexpected guest and the flirty little assistant who always insists on grabbing his behind. Rating may go up.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,447 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Nyande ya ne? by mynKitska reviews
Otoya, Masato and Natsuki find cats in their dorm rooms. Current chapter up: 8th, transformation
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,147 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 12/7/2011
Distortion by hottee39 reviews
AU. Shibuya Yuuri, a human, a vampire, meets Wolfram Von Bielefeld, transfer student, coma escapee. Don't be mistaken. They were not friends in the least. Schoolmates? Yes. Classmates? Yes. Project partners? Yes. Friends? God forbid.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,787 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB.
God With A Crush by Sunshine Depression reviews
Six months after the Game has ended, Neku's life is getting back to normal. But he still has some unresolved issues, all revolving around a certain godlike figure. My first and last chaptered fic. Neku/Joshua, Hanekoma/Joshua but not the focus.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,355 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
Sorry, Shizuchan! by Joukaa Saikuron reviews
Shizuo despised playing boardgames. A lot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Sinful Attraction by TiRaMiSuLoVeR reviews
One night, Ichigo has a strange dream, and the next thing he knows, he has a lust for blood...but not just anyone's blood...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 88,910 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Daddy Daycare by Karrissarella reviews
Izaya leaves to go on a business trip for the weekend, leaving Shizuo alone with their three boys – Tsugaru, Psyche, and Hibiya. AU, Shizaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,206 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Get Out of my Bed by flower-strike reviews
Relationships between roommates at Saotome Academy can get a little complicated, and Haruka doesn't know the half of it. Gen, based solely off the anime.
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Haruka N. - Complete
Yours by Kyogou reviews
Drabble written for the pairing of Tokiya x Anyone, any setting, and the topic of 'the first song I wrote for you'. Tokiya always thought his roommate to be rather irritating, but over time, something changed.
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Tokiya I., Otoya I. - Complete
ICHINOSE TOKIYA: The Owner's Guide And Manual by Ittoki Otoya reviews
Thank you for your purchase! You are now the proud owner of the ICHINOSE TOKIYA unit. Read this guide and manual to learn more about your unit and how to take care of this serious and cool idol.
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Tokiya I. - Complete
Anonymous by Navigate Me reviews
Izaya and Shizuo have two major things in common: they both hate one another, and end up falling for an anonymous student they met over Raira's dating site. What'll happen when they find out who their anonymous really is? Slightly longer summary inside !
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,868 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Things Change by Beyond Birthday's Apprentice
Raven, a genius assassin and thief, is working with her best friend, Jade, on the Kira case. When they run into two people she was trying to forget, will she be able to forgive them? And will she be able to change their fate? MelloxOC, slight MattxOC.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Mello, Matt
Why He Likes Chocolate by PrincessDystopia reviews
Mello never asked to find some random girl, beaten and orphaned, in an alley. He never asked to grow up with her. And he never asked to be tempted by the taste of chocolate on her lips. But he never said he regretted it either. MelloxOC one-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2011 - [Mello, OC] - Complete
King of His Hearts by Hitsugi Zirkus reviews
Taking Oz's suggestion, Elliot visits Leo's house. Inside the raven's room, he finds a rather interesting book: Leo's diary. But what's more interesting are the contents inside it... Elly/Leo Sort-of, not-serious sequel to 'Sickness of the Love Variety'
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Elliot N., Leo - Complete
It'll Last Longer by Hitsugi Zirkus reviews
Elliot has a new hobby that's leaving him looking for a forever with Leo, and he can give it to Elliot, just not in the way the Nightray expects. Fluffy Elly/Leo for Shaz :D
Pandora Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Elliot N., Leo - Complete
Heat by Cocoa Mocha reviews
Series of Yuuram oneshots. Heat. Cupcakes.Waiting. Now Chapter Four: Monsters. Greta's protecting her fathers even if they don't need it!
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,148 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB.
The Let's Kill Claude Request Center by starspot reviews
A drabble series depicting the many different ways in which Claude Faustus deserves to die, from teapots to knitting needles. Request your own Claude death! Rating will stay in the K to T range.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 43,445 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Claude F.
Chasing Cars on a Ski Hill by UnlockmyHeartforLife reviews
Just a plotless fluffy songfic about Miku, Kaito, an iPod, and a ski hill. Pretty much a tweaked romantic fantasy from my brain! :D Complete now and forever as a oneshot.
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Kaito S., Miku H. - Complete
Kurokyoushi by PT-chan ssu reviews
200 years have passed, Sebastian failed to take his Young Master's soul and is living in the human world. His new job? A TEACHER! How will he deal with troublesome 12yr olds and life with a certain Brat-Child in his class? Old Habits Die Hard apparently.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,344 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Revenge is definitely sweet by mynKitska reviews
Masato finds a carton of milk on his futon. Ren's dartboard and darts magically turn into chocolate. The never-ending game of chicken between them continues.
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Ren J., Masato H. - Complete
Differing Opinions by cydonic reviews
Joshua said it so carelessly, as if having his face buried against Neku's neck and one daring hand resting on his bare hip was the epitome of complete, absolute normalcy.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Yoshiya K./Joshua, Neku S. - Complete
A Life Drift by snowpaum reviews
Shinji x Hiyori episodes in everyday life.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,889 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Shinji H., Hiyori S.
Are You Nervous Yet? by DarkCrimsonShadowBlossom reviews
Shizuo and Izaya play a game of Are You Nervous Yet? Cute and fluffy, please Read and review!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Passing Notes by Dinosaurs Fly reviews
Bored as hell in class, Izaya decides to entertain Shizuo by passing him little notes. Written for kinkmeme.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
The Problem With Dedicating Songs by AvedlyTres reviews
Going through high school can be hard for anyone, but trying doing it as a girl disguised as a boy. Now forced into a world of musical talent, strange love and gossip queens, Rukia must figure out her heart before someone figures out who she is.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,050 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
The Difference by XxMikomiAixX reviews
Reality and Dreams have a fine line, a person can barely decide which is which...
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Flowers By Your Bed by DokiDouble reviews
Everyday, I leave flowers for him. Not once has he said thank you, or even noticed them for that matter. Thats not what I want from him though. I want him to tell me he'll be fine, that it will all pass. But he doesn't do that either. oneshot!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Turning Purple by Fyreborne reviews
Set in Another Day... from The World Ends With You. So AU to main storyline but canon with A.D. Joshua's annoying demeanor towards his tin pin pal, Neku, conceal not only tempestuous romantic feelings, but also a deep, dark past. Eventual JoshuaxNeku
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,020 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Yoshiya K./Joshua, Neku S.
Reversal of Sorts by Zenelly reviews
It isn't that they don't fight a lot, because they do. They argue, they annoy each other, they pick on each other, but…. But it is all worth it, because it is Joshua. Joshua/Neku
World Ends With You - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
Five Times Fai Gets Owned By a Tree by GreenAppleIce reviews
AU. Sometimes, Mother Nature is just really out to get you.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Fai, Yuui - Complete
Will you by XxMikomiAixX reviews
"...Marry me?" If Izaya doesn't marry Shizuo, he'll be deported! So what does he do? Based off Hetalia: Axis Powers episode 12
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Voices by Moon's-Wing reviews
Written to cheer myself up after Chapter 423, tho I am aware these events haven't taken place, much to my surprise, lol.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
It's enough by AsikIkisa reviews
What will happen when Shizuo and Izaya are alone in the school infrirmary? Read to find out xD Feedback is loved!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Dancing by Saki Toyo reviews
Whenever Izaya and Shizuo fight, the raven-haired man's heart beats faster. And he just can't figure out why. Monologue. Shizaya, if you squint.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Damage by weirdcoffeeholic reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki is school royalty. Rukia Kuchiki is invisible to the naked eye. But there's more to high school romance than just sitting at different lunch tables. And they find that out the hard way. Ichigo x Rukia AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,450 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Oh! by Brokenx3Dreams reviews
Rukia Kuchiki finds herself relentlessly drawn to Ichigo Kurosaki, the piano prodigy. With both of them harboring dark pasts, will their weaknesses destroy them?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,201 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
I'll Be Around the Corner by Soffie101 reviews
The rain of Gethsis has ended... Everything seemes fine... "What?" When N falls in love with White, everything changes. As he goes on his journey, he promises to come back but will he? White will stop at nothing to see him again. WhiteXN fanfiction.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,210 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
What you deserve by TrueDespair reviews
Taking common sense to a new low. Or in a certain person's case, taking stupidity to a higher level. Post-series. -Complete-
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
Don't touch my DVR by LovelyBlood reviews
While Shizuo is away Izaya deletes all of his recordings. What will his punishment be ohoho? ShizuoxIzaya. OneShot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Sanctum by The Guardian White Wolf reviews
Rukia is among the many who a wary of Mind walkers but when she meets Ichigo things begin to change. She is fasinated with him and he her, especially when she finds he can offer her the one thing no one else can. Her past. Full summary inside.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,792 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Pi Face's Zetta Wonderful Maths Class by Frog-kun reviews
Minamimoto quits his steady job as a Reaper in order to become a maths teacher.
World Ends With You - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Sho M. - Complete
The Pocky Game by UnderTheGrave reviews
Izaya hatches another elaborate plan to tick off Shizuo. You can't blame the poor guy. Wouldn't you kick some ass if Izaya stole your pocky?
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Never, Almost, Always by XxMikomiAixX reviews
Ciel POV. Spoilers from newest manga chapter! "I can almost fall in love."
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Poetic Device by Aphel Aura reviews
AU. "You'd better let him know before you start gettin' old and grey like me, kid." Wherein which Joshua likes poetry, Neku likes watching Joshua, and Mr. H is something of a match-maker. Neku/Joshua. Parallel dimension, somewhat stream-of-consciousness.
World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
Locked Away by ThePattyWagon reviews
What happens when Izaya and Shizuo are locked together for a few days with two shock anklets, two beds, and a shower? Well, let's find out.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,620 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Love Sick by thirteen-forty-two reviews
It's more than just a little cold. Shizaya Fluff!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Gentle Downpour by TwWereWolf reviews
'I guess even savage beasts have soft sides.'
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Gingerbread by Flying Pyro of Doom reviews
A fluffy,tiny fic . The triplets discover a gingerbread house, and don't understand what it's for. Remember children, Gingerbread men are NOT sentient.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Timber, Claude F. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by TheDarkWingedAngel reviews
Shinra, Kadota and some girls from their class overhear a conversation of our favorite blond and his brunette nemesis behind tightly closed doors.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Black Bird by thirteen-forty-two reviews
A photographer should know what he's getting himself into when he takes interest in a model, especially when that model is his own boyfriend. AU Shizaya. Fluffy like a freshly baked cupcake.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Sebastian Hatches a Plan by monkeybait reviews
Another Kuroshitsuji/Dr. Seuss poem crossover, this time with 'Horton Hatches the Egg'.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Pie is Sexy by TreasuredNightmare reviews
what happens when a random mailman happens to hear some permiscuous things comming from just inside the Phantomhive mannor? god only knows what that butler is doing to his little shota-master!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
My Obsession by Bizerko-Kittykins reviews
Sebastian/Ciel onesided - He's like an obsession.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
A Mistake by toganeshiro reviews
"I fell for a human... I fell...for you, Bocchan."
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
What We're Made Of by Sopheryl reviews
Kurogane Suwa was just a bodyguard wanting to change himself. Fai Flourite was just the owner of a cafe wanting to remain exactly the same. AU, KuroFai, in progress
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,034 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Fai, Kurogane
Ocean Eyes by kc creation reviews
Sebastian will do almost anything for a good meal, but he will not lie. Sebastian/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Breakfast Challenged by Demons Dancer reviews
A short ficlet I had forgotten about, in which Sebby has difficulty with Ciel's breakfast *le gasp* Enjoy. Useless flames and all that
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
10 Seconds by adrynnXadrenaline reviews
"Bo-chan, can you live til the count of ten?" Only if Ciel can find ten reasons to keep on living. SebaxCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Burn With Me, Hell is on Fire by Demons Dancer reviews
A poem inspired by a Kuroshitsuji wallpaper Try to guess the pairing? I MIGHT continue as an actual fanfic, guess the pairing and review if you think I should?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Complete
Butterflies by polarbearoncrack reviews
Izaya feels a little strange. Perhaps a trip to Ikebukuro would make things better.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Prank Call by themusicalmuffin reviews
Izaya is bored one day. Short blurb by a friend.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Your Logic Is Flawed by Winged Galaxy Dragon reviews
"Your path of reasoning makes no sense, woman." Ulquiorra pointed out blandly. "Perhaps not to you. Not yet anyways." Orihime quipped back, readjusting her hairpins. The 4th Espada made no reply, instead leaving the room as his thoughts churned. UlquxOri
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,466 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
A Date to Prom by ShadowDragoon32 reviews
In which Shinji learns about prom and Hiyori beats him up. As the latter in and of itself is nothing new, you may as well read to find out why. Long drabble/short one-shot
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Shinji H., Hiyori S. - Complete
Green Eggs and Black Butlers by monkeybait reviews
A classic poem gone Kuroshitsuji style.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Cure for the common cold by LovelyBlood reviews
Ciel gets sick and doesn't want to take his medicine. But Sebastian has his ways of getting people to do what he wants.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Polar Opposites by KillerSockz reviews
"Lips are like magnets"... Shizaya. A very in character ficlet in which the two of them battle with a law of physics. Rewritten a little.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Berry Balloons by RadioButtons reviews
In an odd weird way, Ichigo and Rukia are best friends.They're both not exactly sure how and when they became friends,but somehow something starts changing them and their views on each other.Is there any way to deal with falling fall for your best friend?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,895 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Introduction by Faikitty reviews
In which we have an unusual meeting. Drabble. Set in Horitsuba Gakuen world. Kurogane/Fai.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Princess Haruhi and the rebel John Smith by walther-wolf reviews
"What are you doing here so early anyway?" Her voice was commanding as it usually was, and her eyes were trying very hard to keep his own occupied. He was only barely able to catch part of the title – '… princess bride' ?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Most Precious Person by Feather Ice reviews
Kurogane enjoys travelling with the brat and princess and yes, even the retarded mage because he gets to fight to his heart's content. When he can't, he gets annoyed. And Fai is right there to 'egg him on'.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
Prom Night by MintyJoker reviews
The Raira Academy prom. Izaya's sad and Shizuo is not amused.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Butterfly by ShingetsuXMangetsu reviews
Short Kurofai oneshot. Has to do with my obsession with Fai's hair ' What happens when Kuro-chii is called upon to help him fix a minor style malfuncton...
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
The World Cup by orangish reviews
What exactly would happen if Shizuo was watching the World Cup? / Shizuo x Izaya, oneshot
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Rain rain by blacksakura13 reviews
more shizaya fluff... in the rain :
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
The Epic Sock Journey by Emmychao reviews
RedxLeaf. All the former champ wants is a new pair of socks? Wait, what? With that in mind, Leaf sets out on an epic quest to get those socks... at all costs. Semi-crack.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - [Red, Leaf] - Complete
Tamaki's Tutor by MhiaFujioka reviews
Tamaki needs a tutor for English class, and Haruhi is forced to do the job. As time spent with each other increases, so does the unexpected romance between the two. TamaHaru. Multi-Chap. Fluffy. R&R. T for little cursing.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,415 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F.
First Kiss by Zen Lion reviews
Shizuo couldn't take any more of those fangirls' screams. Shizuo/Izaya
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
The Greatest Treasure by AznVKai reviews
COMPLETE - Aisu no Ryu, a notorious unidentified thief who is known to steal many valuable items from the people of Seireitei. His greatest catch and treasure? Stealing Princess Hinamori Momo from her kingdom even if it's only an accident.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,612 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Notebooks by blacksakura13 reviews
Shizuo finds a message in his notebook shizzayaaa
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Shock by jxp7962 reviews
Shizuo takes the initiative.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Outrageous by Airrei reviews
ShizuoxIzaya. During the beginning of Spring, admist the heat, all Shizuo wanted was the ice cream in his fridge. It so happens that Izaya somehow got to it first. //Crackfic, yet again. Title refers to the heat outside.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Yellow And Gold by momoxtoshiro reviews
The story of when one day, Kyon's imagination just goes off on a completely random path. Why the hell does she wear such a freaking, garish headband anyway?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Greetings, attractable female earthling by Mr.Biscuit reviews
A certain raven-haired girl was in her room alone when suddenly, an orange-haired alien beamed down and demanded something very lemony of her. And how shall she deal with him? ICHIRUKI!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,539 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Paranormal Harassment by Joker and the Thief reviews
Sesshoumaru becomes a victim to wind harassment, and his group can only sit and watch in utter confusion. my first Sess/Kagura story. one-shot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Sesshōmaru, Kagura - Complete
Chocolate by BoxOfBirds reviews
There are four problems in my life: The Building, Mr. Spectacular Amber Brown-ish Eyes, my height, and the video store I work at. AU IchiRuki :
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,703 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Rukia's Twelve Days of Christmas by Ryu-Takehshi reviews
Karakura High is on their way to a ski resort in another town for a twelve day trip ending on Christmas. But between snowboarding, skating, and the occasional hollow; how will Rukia handle all of it, and still give her gift to her special person?IchiXRuki
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
Food, Gifts, Manservant what? by Bloodypleasures reviews
February fourteenth. And Alice has absolutely no idea what the fuss she created is about. AlicexOz, oneshot.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Alice, Oz V. - Complete
Overreaction by bandgeek9 reviews
Toshiro and Momo argue over the definition of a five-syllable word. HitsuHina if you want it that way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2010 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
The IchiRuki Bet by DancingBuffy reviews
AU Rukia's friends offer her up to Ichigo in a bet. But what was Ichigo's real motive for making the bet in the first place? And what will happen once she finds out?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,963 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
The Kitchen Incident by Spirit's Whisper reviews
COMPLETE - Toasters, rolling pins, and blasphemy, oh my! Never mess with Fai in the kitchen. Written for Keiyou.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Just A Taste by Spirit's Whisper reviews
COMPLETE - Sugar, cake, nibble, meow, poke. What do these words have in common? Read and find out! "Yes, oh great and cautious Kuro-sama. I swear you're more picky than some- mmph!" Written for Xean-chan.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
SpeedingCars by DeadlyBeauty23 reviews
AU Sequel to "The Corner Cafe". Life moves on, Lovers fall apart , Trust is easily broken, Hearts turn confused, Time never moves slow enough and...relationships suffer because of it. IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,684 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Swords and High School by YulieAna reviews
UlquiHime romance is taken to high school, AU universe. I put my own spin on the Shinigami/Espada conflict, and rewrote some of the classic UlquiHime moments to fit into the high school setting. Some language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,867 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Life at Karakura High by missehri reviews
The school festival is coming up... Rukia and Ichigo are in different classes. Rukia will be a hostess? read and find out what Ichigo will do. [IchiRuki AU]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,075 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Rock This Town by NinjaMoose reviews
Orihime's dancing lessons may have been going well for her but not for Hiyori. Shinji/Hiyori Fluff
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Shinji H., Hiyori S. - Complete
A Vacant Spark by Tovc reviews
Miko, the new girl, tries to brake the quiet emotionless L out of his shell when a series of unfortunate events lands them in the same bunk at Whammy's. Will they find love along the way? LxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - L
Blind Tension by wintaer reviews
All that yelling, name-calling, bickering, shoe-in-the-face, shin kicking, face-making immaturity was just their way of showing their emotions. Shinji/Hiyori. One-shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Shinji H., Hiyori S. - Complete
Don't bet with a demon by Lady Mugetsu reviews
The bet is decided but can they take the consequences? Are they happy? What will happen when they recieve the win? Chapter number five is up! yuuram
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,849 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB.
Mashiro, the Watcher by I'm Bread reviews
Just an average afternoon with the Vizards.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2009 - [Mashiro, Kensei M.] - Complete
Serendipity by arik122 reviews
fanfic about how Byakuya Kuchiki met his future wife, Hisana. It all started on a day like any other, chashing yoruichi once again for his hair band... i know its a crappy summary, but the story is better...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Byakuya K., Hisana K. - Complete
Revenge Of The Kurotan by Spirit's Whisper reviews
This is the song that never ends..." What do cold showers, late night drinks, and various pranks have to do with the revenge of the Kuro-tan? Read and find out! Review to suggest your own pranks. Kuro/Fai if you squint hard enough. Written for Keiyou.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,566 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Fai, Kurogane
The Corner Cafe by DeadlyBeauty23 reviews
AU Ichigo and Orihime were highschool sweet hearts. After college, they tied the knot. Ichigo lives his dull life day after day. Then he meets Rukia,a feisty waitress at the corner fore he knew it, she stole his heart. IchiRuki (Changed rating to T)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,954 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Perfect Nightmare by Joukaa Saikuron reviews
Ichigo and Rukia are best friends. One day Rukia meets another guy and thinks she has fallen in love with him. Will Ichigo accept this when she asks him to be her maid of honor? Can he stop the wedding in time? IchiRuki AU Full summary inside.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Roller Skating Trip! by Joukaa Saikuron reviews
A drabblish fic with Ikkaku, Yumichika, and Yachiru. The cute threesome go roller skating in the real world.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Daredevil by himawarixxsandz reviews
I dare you to love me.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
Why? by himawarixxsandz reviews
Sequel to "Fears"
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Fears by himawarixxsandz reviews
What could be more terrifying than facing your fears?
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Love:dot:COM by Zapenbits reviews
—AU—She's trying to find herself. He knows exactly who he is. When their friends set them up on a school-based dating website, they connect through IM, texting, and total secrecy. And it seems, that sometimes those stupid love websites really do work. I&R
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,101 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
24 Chips of Bone to Make a Mask to Hide the Truth by Tasogare-Taichou reviews
A series of vignettes following Shinji and Hiyori's evolving relationship.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,632 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Hiyori S., Shinji H. - Complete
Hierarchy by Queen of Juiceboxes reviews
At a masquerade ball held for the company she works for, Rukia meets her prince charming, who she soon discovers is her boss from hell. When she begins to learn more about him, she quickly falls for the orange haired jerk. IchiRuki. COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,563 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
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