![]() Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Walking Dead. Hello peoples my name is Emma I am a little crazy and love to read I'm a nerd at heart and if anyone asks me to describe myself in one word it would be just one word really!!! I could not think of one word to describe my self. I'm fun easygoing caring carefree awesome funny mental special in every way possible and I speak my mind. I'm a Harry potter fan to the end HP is WAY better than twilight I also love Percy Jackson XD. I don't get angry very easily but when I do watch out I get really scary. I have been called mentally disturbed I like scissors and don't get scared very easily I'm very hyper active and love sweet things I can have no form of sugar for two days and still be bouncing of the walls but at school I am very quite and a lot if the time teachers forget about me. I spend most of my time in class reading a book or having a conversation with the teacher because I am smart and get my work done people pin me as a loser or a loner or a disabled freak but I don't care I get along with little kids and old people alike I don't care what you have to say about me I will take a compliment most of my friends are people pegged as weirdos or losers but I don't care they have my back and are kind and that is all that matters so that's me I think once I start talking about something I don't really stop for ages to sorry if this is really long but yea bye. My link to the gods Okay so I have dyspraxia dyslexia and ADHD I am very hyper and anger easily and I have to wear glasses not that they do anything. normal people compared to PJO fans NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE: would run if the were being chased PJO FANS: would say 'I have a pen!' NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already THINGS TO DO TODAY - 1) WAKE UP - 2) SURVIVE - 3) GO BACK TO BEDPercy Jackson is the best Hero in any Greek or Roman mythology. Re-post this if you agree.98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.Parrings I love Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Romione, Remus/Tonks, Molly/Arthur, Lily/James, and Sirius/Happiness. Percy Jackson: Percabeth, Tratie, Will/Nyssa, Jasper, Frazel, and Tyson/Ella, because they are adorable. Hunger Games: Everlark Guess what? 97% of Minecraft Players are boys, then 3% are girls, post this on your profile if you're part of that 3%! 99% of this is not true about me, but it made me laugh, copy and paste onto your profile if you love the Heroes of Olympus! You know you're obsessed with Percy Jackson when... You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you have some more places for your PJ&O stuff. When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore. You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings god parents You call the tough school bullies, children of Ares. The girly popular ones are obviously Aphrodite. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Super bowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You have a countdown to the Mark of Athena You want Kronos buried under Wichita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You blame your little brother's want to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession asks the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of help and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! Give it back!! You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. You read page 287 of BOTl over and over again or say the lines in your head Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians. You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.(MOVIE WAS IN A ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE!) You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BOTl, PJO and use it in conversations. Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. You and your friend have "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!” You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters. When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You suddenly love thunderstorms with lightening. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.(My dog is male,but I do that and he answer) You're stuck when figuring out who your godly parent is. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You curse a god/goddess a lot. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room. You know PJO better then most sane people. You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not Make all of your friends read all the PJO before you do anything with them. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although I don't have a golden drachma) You give friends and yourself a godly parent. You are trying to learn Greek You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. You think of Percy every time you see a teenage, dark haired, green-eyed boy. You have an instant crush on Percy! You just have to research more about Greek mythology You want to learn Latin You copy/paste this onto your profile Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them (happily, if I might add) You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god, goddess You’re nodding and smiling when you read this (and now laughing because of this one, it's so true) You own every single book You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list You call yourself a demigod (and so does anyone else who knows what they're talking about) You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO You've called someone you know a satyr. If someone annoys you, you scoff and say, "Mortals" When you see the word, "RED" you think of Rachel Elizabeth Dare. You took the time to read this list. You've tried to send an Iris message. You are disgusted at how Disney portrayed Hades in the movie "Hercules". You almost fainting when you realized that Annabeth didn't have blond hair in the movie. When you found out that Thor was a demigod, you immediately watched the movie and read the comics. Rick Riordan is your idol. You are teaching yourself Greek. If your parents (or anyone else) annoy you, you curse in Greek or call them a vlacas (idiot). You are devastated that there are only 5 books in the series. You've had dreams about PJO or HOO characters. You wish there was a PJO series on TV. You almost (or did) cried when Bianca died. And also when Nico reminded Percy of his promise. You squealed or "awed" out loud when Annabeth kissed Percy at Mt. Saint Helens. You hate it when fanfic mess up or when they pair people together that should NOT be together! (like Nico/Percy... *shudders*) You draw pictures of all the characters. You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of (The Lightning Thief) told the truth, and the PJO series is real. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. |
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