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Joined 08-21-08, id: 1673728, Profile Updated: 08-21-08

So I am an avid reader of fanfic, started with Harry Potter then I moved into Twilight. Lately I have really be appalled at what some people are posting, even worse are those that review them and think they are good.

C'mon people we need more than the characters dropping their clothes for a fanfic to be good!!

Rules that every fanfic author should consider:

1. Get a freaking beta, a real one not your BFF who loves fanfic!! If that beat/editor doesn't know the different between then/than, there/their, and breath/breathe -- then get one who does!! Also if they let you get by with putting one sentence per line -- they suck and so do you for posting something like that!! Learn to use paragraphs properly!!

2. Author Notes/AN -- Annoying AN can KILL a fanfic, no one wants to know about your life we just want to read your damn story!! Also if you want to reply to your reviews then reply via the URL you get with their review, NOT in the AN the rest of us don't care!! If you have to tell us the basis of you story in the AN, then learn to write we read to learn that info -- not for you to tell us everything in the AN before it starts.

3. Sex/Lemons/Smut -- If you haven't had sex, the DON'T write about it!!

4. Research -- research your topic, don't write about medical issues if you don't know about them, cities/states/countries if you no nothing about them!! Putting a AN in there to state yes this is prob not accurate but it is fiction DOES not work!!

5. Plagiarism -- Many people will swear that everything is copied, but reading someone else's story then re-writing it in your own words is copying-- no matter what everyone else thinks!! Some of you don't even put that much effort into your copying, you actually copy and paste from one story into your own!! Also just because it has been years/months since the story was posted doesn't mean that you can write the same thing and claim it as original!!

6. Ending -- Do not get us all hooked on your damn story then just stop writing it!! Also do not get us hooked then end it in a way that makes no sense cause you are tired of writing!!

So from here out I will pick fanfics I read that I feel really need to be commented on -- if you happened to be the author and you don't like what I have to say tough shit -- move on and don't read my blog!!