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Joined 08-13-08, id: 1665808, Profile Updated: 08-22-09
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Here is me

Age:Wouldn't YOU like to know...

I like: Anime, stuff, writing, drawing, and living in m deranged world...

I dislike: thinking hard, school, cramping from sitting.


If you agree that it is SO unfair that all good looking guys are either: in your head, in a manga, a vampire, taken, or two or three of the above, copy and past this on your profile

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, Ritsuka Elric, LUNAR-W0LF (Hehe... I do that everywhere...)

If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Neassa, EdElricFan1001, Ritsuka Elric, LUNAR-W0LF

If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

Put this in your profile if you ever yelled at someone for putting one of your bishies with someone you didn't like, or disowned them for the same reason.

If you've ever tripped on a chair, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever fallen for that trick where someone pulls a chair out for you but they pull it away and you fall down, put this in your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.

house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response
time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80 of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80 of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.


Favorite Quotes from random things (Okay so right now most are Bleach...):

"Never admit defeat and ask for a quick death! Die first, then admit defeat! If you are defeated but didn't die, it just means you were lucky! At those times, think only about survival! Survive and think only about killing the one who failed to kill you!" - Kenpachi Zaraki, Bleach

"There we go again, old men and their stupid arguments. What a pain." - Toshiro Hitsugaya, Bleach

"So you're saying that if I hide in the field in this outfit no one will see me?" - me and mycousin playing manhunt

"If you see your allies losing, that's your chance. Don't step between them. Take the enemy down from behind. And if the enemy is so strong you can't even do that, then just watch your ally be killed. That's what it means to be Onmitsukidō." - Soi Fon to Marechiyo Omaeda, Bleach

"This Bankai offends my pride as a covert ops agent. It's too large to hide. It's too heavy to move. And its attack... is too flashy for assassination!" - Soi Fon to Barragan, Bleach

"Aww how cute; terrorist attacks!" - My aunt Dot as we play Apples to Apples

"You know what? Infomercials are very, very dangerous things. They draw you in and keep you there thinking 'I NEED THAT!' how can you say that's not dangerous!?" - My cousin C.J. to me

"If a spoon is made of gold is it still considered Silverware?" - My cousin Alli's BF Nick

"Heh?"
"Protecting your technition with your own body. That's really very nice."
"Uhm... I'm going to say that again... Heh? - Deadpans-" - Soul and Stein, Soul Eater


My in progress stories:

Traveling down History's Road

In progress stories that havent made it to FF:

D.Gray-weres (Searching for better name... 0_0)

Bleach - Lies hidden in darkness (ToushirouxKarin pairing because they're cute!)

Exorcist high (Again needs new name... LavixLenalee... I dont like Lenalee in the least but they are a good pairing)

Many other stories that have no name and plot pending...

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My life is simple LOL jk, you haven't met Axel by iVanillelay reviews
It all began from the moment he walked into that room; apple red hair, jaded green eyes,chiselled fa- 'You are totally stripping him naked with your eyes, you sly dog you.' And thus was the moment my life became complicated. AkuNami & Slight CloudxNaminé. Also many other pairings!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,489 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Naminé, Axel
Ripples by Mokana-chan reviews
How long does it take to kidnap someone? How about a kunoichi? A woman trained in the deadly arts of seduction and of the sword. These are woman that no man wants to trifle with. But what about a kunoichi that is also trained as a medic? KisamexSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,154 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H.
Cross My Heart by imortal-requiem reviews
What would you do for family? Aparently Roxas would crossdress.If Schoolgirl Roxas doesn't bring all the boys to the yard, then what the hell will? AKUROKU,SLIGHT GENDER-BENDING, READ FOR A COOKIE! REVISED!Just read it already XP
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,060 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Roxas, Axel
Right to Belong by Little Falcon reviews
MakaSoul... If everything else is supposed to be as it is... then why does she find herself asking where does she truly belong? WARNING THIS IS RATED M FOR A REASON
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,592 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Silhouettes by Jezzaanne reviews
Roxas and Sora have moved to the old house on the hill. They didn't know that it had once been a psychiatric hospital that had brutally murdered their patients. That's until they meet the two conflicting sides of the Spirits and the Silhouettes.. Horror, Gore, Bondage.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 149,038 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Axel, Zexion, Roxas, Demyx - Complete
Reunite: Revisited by ObscureUsername reviews
Aqua, after ten years in the Dark Realm, reunites with someone and changes the fate of the worlds. Spoilers for Birth by Sleep, 358/2 Days, and Kingdom Hearts II. XemAqua, TerAqua. T for voilence and language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,139 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Aqua, Xemnas - Complete
What Matters Is the Soul by ElricKeyblade reviews
AU, SoulxMaka. She forced him away from a life he wanted to escape. He helps open her eyes to what is around her. How are they connected?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,171 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
At Your Service by animewarrior519 reviews
When Karin Kurosaki goes out to eat with her friends and sister, who does she meet while there? a white-haired waiter. R&R. Hitsukarin.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 50,639 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Time of Dying by Aldedron reviews
This is a Haji bio based on the song "Time of Dying" by Three Days Grace. In real people words, it's Haji's story starting from when he first became a Chevalier
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,453 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Hagi, Saya
Cendrillon by lazyllama-xx reviews
Lavi is a bored prince who doesn't want to get married. Phoenix is an assassin and a vampire. At a masquerade ball, Phoenix manages to swiftly kill her target, not knowing it would lead to a chain of unforeseen events. Based in medieval times, LavixOC
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,595 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Lavi
NotSo Lonely Wasteland by Ninuri reviews
Kai goes for a walk in Yoshphet and meets Oki, by some coincidence.
Okami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Kai, Oki
The Pianist and I by Celestial Wonders reviews
AU: After A month, my life was changed upside down. I met a boy, like any girl would, but what I didn't know was that he was Prince Death the Kid! Now that we can finally be together, who is this pianist named Soul? SoulXMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,381 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Books Never Left Me with Such an Impression by Kohaku-Chan 6081 reviews
The bad boy,the bookworm,the conceited nuisance,the social butterfly,the Thompson duo, and the symmetry obsessed freak. Just when you think you have a grip on life, it breaks. You can't always get what you want in life, but we try anyway. SxM
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,871 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Songstress by hellopanda23 reviews
Her family has sold her into the hands of strangers, her greatest gift is the ability to sing. Will she fall in love with her master? Will she be able to learn to love? What kind of secrets does he hide from her. RimaXShikixoc 2nd arc is up!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,746 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Rima T., Senri S. - Complete
Godsends by The aspiring Firefly reviews
Godsend- "an unexpected thing or event that is particularly welcome and timely, as if sent by God." Alternate Universe: SoulxMaka.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,434 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Hunter or Hunted? by SwannTurner reviews
Kyoko Hitoshi almost gets killed by a vampire, but is saved by Zero Kiryu. When things go wrong and she finds out his secret, will she fear him and run away? Review or Zero will use you for target practice. Please? Reviews make the world go round.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,737 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Zero K. - Complete
Flying the Nest and Finding A New by SuckThatDuck reviews
Changed Summary-: They ran away, left their lives behind. Wanting to be free after so many years. They were on the streets, and they met them. The first ones in their lives who actually cared. They were finally free, and found their new nest. SoMa BlaTsu
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Of Arrangements and Conspiracies by MaRuune reviews
Maka thinks its a prank. Soul knows things yet fears to reveal. Both want answers. Both want escape. And the only thing to help them is...
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,614 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Winter Waltz by cerrdy reviews
Its time for Shimbusen's Annual Winter Dance! While Soul and Maka bet over getting dates for the dance, a unexpected new threat stands in their way. SoulXMaka and some BlackStarXTsubaki and KiddxPattiXLiz Rating may change... COMPLETE!REVIEW!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 119,463 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
What That Was Unseen by BBleached reviews
Epilogue to "Why Did I Fall In Love With You?" - takes place three years later but Maka isn't the Maka he used to know. Why? Rated T for further actions.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Traveling Down History's Road reviews
PM NamineAura IF I SHOULD EDIT AND REPOST THIS THANK YOU Soul and Maka are sent on a mission in Italy where evil souls are hidden inside a school they must attend. Murders have skyrocketed and many mysteries are unveiled. eventual Soul X Maka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,801 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A.