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Joined 08-16-08, id: 1668853, Profile Updated: 06-06-09
Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Death Note, Pet Shop of Horrors, Tenshi Ja Nai!!, Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series, and Twilight.

Greetings! Welcome, one and all to the Human Zoo, better know by the Cirque du Soleil name- Zummanity. I am your Ringmaster, and hostess for the evening. This is a hive of M rated fanfictions. Be warned, some of these stories are not for the faint hearted. Whether its angst, drama, humor, sex or any other category YOU can think of- soon I'll have a bit for everyone! So, everyone sit back relax and read some really dark purple, and dark pink, deliciously lemony and sometimes horribly but delightedly wrong, fanfiction.

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Red Ember by Aerileigh reviews
Ginny, captured and held at Malfoy Manor, discovers that the plans of the aristocratic family are far more wicked and ambitious than anyone, even Lord Voldemort, ever guessed. Unfortunately for Ginny, she's the pawn in the very center of them—but she's not giving in without a fight. Draco/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,279 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W.
His Majesty Prefers Blue by ShamelessLiar reviews
A year after the war's end, the gaang returns to the Fire Nation for a week of diplomatic meetings. There, they hear rumors about a vigilante who wears a blue mask and Katara finds herself digging deeper into his identity and motives. Blue/Zutara Lemons
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,173 - Reviews: 2968 - Favs: 3,336 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
A Bit of Sultry Before Breakfast by Chocolate Wolf reviews
Following the prompt, "Alice sleeps naked, and Tarrant comes in one morning to wake her."
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Pocket Call by NCISjes reviews
It's Tony's birthday. Will Ziva regret the gift she got him? Oneshot for now, may grow to a one and a half shot.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
From The Past by wickedswanz reviews
Now in their 20s the Trio are visited by a dark haired charmer from the past. All about partying, drinking, and shagging, he annoys the older more mature Sirius to no end, and what happens when he takes a liking to the pretty bookworm? Rated R Updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,083 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Engaged Before the First Date by iheartwriting reviews
When the Ministry decides to enforce a marriage law, Hermione finds herself engaged to George Weasley. The two are already bonded by a secret only they share, and they grow even closer as they face their impending marriage vows. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,125 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Conversations on a Broom by Aurette reviews
A conversation between colleagues while riding on a broom. Rated M for subject matter only. One-shot. SS/HG Epilogue? I ripped mine out of the book so it doesn't exist anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Waking Up in Vegas by LoryLynn1186 reviews
They can't remember the last 24 hours. That can't be good. Inspired by Katy Perry's song. RATING CHANGE FOR CHAPTER 6!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,128 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Interruptions by pelespen reviews
Smutty little piece of awkward! LOL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Return to Gold by SeptemberGirl84 reviews
AU. What if the Pevensies return to the age they were when they first left Narnia? What if Caspian was drawn to Lucy instead of Susan? First chapter has plot and character set up. Based on the movies.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,141 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - [Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie] - Complete
Smoky Snowflakes by Cadaverous Apples reviews
A late night craving for a smoke sends Ginny Weasley out into the snow, where she finds the most unlikely of persons...with more than desirable results. Hedonism never looked quite as good as Draco Malfoy! Oneshot. DG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Ozai's Vengeance by Fandomme reviews
Twelve years after the final battle, Zuko summons Katara to heal the victims of an epidemic spreading throughout the Fire Nation. Katara Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,597 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
River Visit by esthermarie reviews
Chihiro walked down to the river and dropped in yet another shoe. Maybe this will bring him back to me, she thought to herself.
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
The Lust of Necromancy by Siren's Voice reviews
Long before the Sabriel trilogy, there was an Abhorsen who fell in love with a necromancer. This is their story. rated M for scenes of romance. R&R.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,296 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 3/30/2005
Sailing the Dark Ship by kjcp reviews
COMPLETE A week of detention bring Draco and Ginny closer together, and against all odds, an unlikely friendship emerges. But what will happen when their bond is tested and they both have to face the things they fear most? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,702 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Caught by DragonsAngel68 reviews
Draco is discovered in his girlfriend's bed after a party. Chaos ensues as her father invokes an ancient magical law, much to the mortification of the Malfoy's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,924 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Over Time: First Friends by Mynuet reviews
**COMPLETE** At long last, for my loyal readers: Ginny took a deep breath and composed herself. Was she really about to do a striptease in front of her best pal, Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,110 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/1/2003 - Published: 5/25/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Professor McGonogall's Doing? by Kaykos reviews
Hogwarts is having a sex class? What will happen when they mix sixth years and seventh years. More importantly, how will everyone react when Draco and Ginny are partnered to practice the spell which prevents pregnancy? A ONE SHOT (one chapter)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Forked Tongue by Gambit Gurl Isis reviews
Detention on February 13th. They've got to be kidding. But, perhaps, this detention will give Ginny a Reason to Like Valentine's Day again. Was that summary cliche enough for yall?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Slytherin And The Slumber Party by Lee Velviet reviews
Draco, plus a Gryffindor Slumber Party, plus revealing, shocking secrets, Ginny Weasley, and a panty 'raid' = What else? Blackmail! ^-^ 'R' is for 'possible' language and situations.EPILOGUE ADDED! *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,712 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/10/2002 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
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Sweetest Downfall reviews
A response to Aerileigh's Soundtrack Challenge. An older Ginny looks back at the truth of the war, the light that got her through it, and the darkness at the end of the tunnel. Rated M, for a bit of language towards the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Not Again reviews
Rogir is back, and badder than before. What is this about a spy in the palace? And the Dog returns with a friend? This is bad news, luckily Lireal, Sam, and Nick are on the job!
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010
Marriage Horrible Business reviews
What happens when that dreaded time of year comes around? Why is the town acting so strangely? I'm sure it has NOTHING to do with the moody vampire! A present for my best friend Stacey C. One shot just for you!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
James, the theif reviews
why did james potter really save severus? i dont own harry potter, if i did, draco would be all mine,- cocky and arrogant he need to be punished
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P.
Iris reviews
song-fic off of "Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls. Dark. I dont own it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Nothing is perfect reviews
for those who know, its never perfect all the time. even when you and your partner are the most beautiful people in the world. lame lemon, i dont own twiglight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Power of the Bells reviews
who knew Nick was kinky like that? rated M, and no i do not own it.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Complete
Green Room White Room reviews
time spent all alone in the green room, painting it white. what a pretty picture of romantic bliss. One shot i do not own tenshi ja nai!
Tenshi Ja Nai!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Chinatown Summer reviews
what happens during a humid heat wave in Chinatown? d/leon pairing, and dont forget A i dont own and B read Petshop of Horrors Tokyo
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Light'ng Ryuk' reviews
Light doesnt understand power so Ryuk gives him a little lesson. Character death, its dark there is adult themes, and i dont own death note. one shot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
Of Wizard and Muggle Showers reviews
coinciding dreams, an accidental meeting, and more than just talking. LILY/SNAPE. yes its lemony oneshot, no i do not own harry potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Lily Luna P., Severus S. - Complete
Little Red Notebook reviews
Artistic Ginny, Horrible Harry, Loving Draco,Responce to "Ginny Draws Draco"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Lies About Love reviews
Ever wondered why Itachi tells Sasuke to learn to hate? Rated M for pedophilia, language, cheating, and lemon. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete