Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter. Update: 1/13/03The lies our parents told us: I just updated the story. So the sixth chapter should be up soon, and I hope everyone can forgive me for the delay. HP and the Prophesy of the Phoenix: I'm taking this story down. I'm really sorry. I just don't know where to go with it. Thank you to everyone who read it, It was my first story, and I realize that it had a lot of problems (both technical and grammatical) so thanks for reading it in spite of all of that. Harry's Trial: I'm going to leave this as a stand alone. For any other Information you can check my livejournal - www.livejournal.com/users/angelbuff I'm a 17 year old girl who loves Harry Potter, Buffy the Vampire slayer, Friends, and appreciates sarcasm and irony. Now for some of my favorite quotes: "A light that glows twice as bright lasts half as long." Blade Runner. "I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town. It's the 'stay and gloat'‚ gets me every time." — Ethan Rayne, Buffy the Vampire Slayer Why yes, I WOULD be Buffy. Can I help you? Buffy. You can't do that. It's WRONG. You can't do that. Because it's naughty. Because it's wrong. Because it's WRONG. You can't do that. It's wrong. I'll kick your ass. I'm gonna kill you." — Faith, playacting as Buffy. "We're drawing up a plan for world domination. The key element? Coffeemakers that think." —Riley,BTVS Xander to Spike about smoking cigarettes: "You know those things will kill ya. Oh right. Have I mentioned today how much I don't like you?" BTVS Says Buffy’s dad to his stunned daughter: "You’re sullen and rude, and you’re not nearly as bright as I thought you were going to be. Could you stand to live in the same house with a daughter like that?" A child’s nightmare, indeed. "I would give anything to be able to turn invisible,"says Xander, adding, "I’d use my powers to protect the girls’ locker room." "And you, your gonna live forever you don't have time for a cup of coffee? - Willow "So I'm wondering does this always happen - sleep with a guy and he goes all evil on you." - Buffy "The slayer kills vampires. Buffy's the slayer. Don't tell anyone." - Giles "I told one lie. I had one drink." "You're over me? You're over me? When were you under me?" - Ross, Friends. "Part of life is making an idiot out of yourself - i just do it more often than others." - I have no idea. "Heaven won't have me and hell's afraid I'll take over." - It's on my key chain, my dad says it 'fits' me. "Honesty is the best policy but insanity is a better defense." "Why isn't it here? It's supposed to be here!" - Anya, Buffy ~The last class of my old professor's life took place once a week, in his home, by a window in his study where he could watch a small hibiscus plant shed its pink flowers. The class met on Tuesdays. No books were required. The subject was the meaning of life. It was taught from experience. ~"But Mr. Dent, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine months." "Oh yes, well, as soon as I heard I went straight round to see them, yesterday afternoon. You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them, had you? I mean, like actually telling anybody or anything." "But the plans were on display..." "On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them." "That's the display department." "With a flashlight." "Ah, well, the lights had probably gone." "So had the stairs." "But look, you found the notice, didn't you?" "Yes," said Arthur, "yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard.'" ~ Arthur Dent talking to Mr. Prosser, the man who is about to tear his house down to make way for a bypass. The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. If you have any questions, e-mail me! I am usually looking for an excuse to Procrastinate... |
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