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Joined 08-07-17, id: 9572028, Profile Updated: 08-11-17
Author has written 18 stories for Jimmy Neutron, Ratchet and Clank, SpongeBob SquarePants, Misc. Games, Captain Underpants, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario, Sausage Party, Courage: The Cowardly Dog, Johnny Test, Bee Movie, Gorillaz, Venture Brothers, Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda, Gravity Falls, Jak and Daxter, and Poker Night at the Inventory.

Homosexuality is my homospeciality

my cat likes to watch me shit and thats the main inspiration for my work

check me out on AO3!

(i hate this website and i prefer AO3 but i thought i might as well spread my work to other platforms)

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SONIC THE HEDGEHOG: THE MOVIE: A SONIC HIGH SCHOOL STORY by DarkDoomFireMaster reviews
Years after the events of SONIC HIGH SCHOOL, Sonic finds that life after High School is not as glamorous as he once thought. But everything changes when Sonic gets a movie deal.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 5/4 - Sonic
Ice Orgy of the Guardians: Winter Soltsex by FuckmanJenkins reviews
Jack Frost masturbates too early! Now he has to have an orgy with his friends to save Christmas!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2015 - [Jack Frost, Tooth, Bunnymund, North] - Complete
The Sex Edventure of Hiro and Baymax by FuckmanJenkins reviews
Hiro can't ejaculate while watching lesbian porn. After a penis begs to Baymax for his help, he helps his friend cum in the sexiest way possible with tons of robotics and dick growing.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/1/2015 - [Baymax, Hiro Hamada] - Complete
Freddy Fazbear's Jizzeria by FuckmanJenkins reviews
Now we know why Mike Schmidt kept coming back every night. (I started writing this before FNAF 2 came out)
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/30/2014
Ten Cents by Maggot Magnet reviews
Medic and Heavy have no money, no gas, and no way to escape the gas station. Time to take drastic measures.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Heavy, Medic - Complete
Medic and Heavy by icebatgaming47 reviews
Medic is giving a check up in the Builders League United (BLU) and sees that Heavy is eating too many sandwiches.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2013
Health Inspection by FuckmanJenkins reviews
When Miss Pauling tells Medic that he has to give everyone a Health Inspection, Medic takes away everyone's beer and cigarettes! Now Heavy has to seduce him in order to get them back.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Engineer, Heavy, Medic, Scout - Complete
Ren and Stimpy: The Wrong George by Frostypie901 reviews
What could possibly go wrong when Stimpy calls the wrong George? BASED OFF OF REAL LIFE EVENTS BETWEEN ME AND MY NAGGY MOM.. except the last part.. I just sorta made that up... D
Ren & Stimpy Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Complete
How Blackmailing is Performed in France by Maggot Magnet reviews
THEY SCREW AT THE END
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Sniper, Spy
Mario Goes To Disney World by Super Hyper Mario 128 III reviews
Mario and the gang go to Walt Disney World to celebrate Peach's birthday... but will Bowser spoil the fun for everyone?
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 63,167 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Mario, Luigi
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Super Mario College
(Direct sequel to Mario High School) Mario, Peach, and their baby, along with all their other Mario friends from High School, are back and ready to go to Super Mario College! But Mario finds out that it isn't like High School. Not only that, but it seems like everyone else already knows who they want to be while Mario is left behind. (full bio on a03)
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Published: 4/8 - [Mario, Peach] [Luigi, Peasley]
Ratchet & Clank: Drive It Home reviews
(Takes place after A Crack in Time and before the comics) Ratchet finally has Clank by his side after nearly two years of seemingly endless searching. The young lombax can't think of a better time to tell his small robot friend how he feels and make his sexual fantasies a reality.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 8/9/2017 - [Ratchet, Clank]
Mario High School AU's reviews
This is a collection of stories about what Mario High School would be like if it happened in another dimension. These are chapter-long fics requested by readers like you. (shorts based on my fic Mario High School)
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2018 - Published: 2/10/2018 - Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser
Faggots In Charge reviews
Simon and Bram have followed their fag urges and just gotten together. They go out on their first official date and start their relationship off with a bang!
Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2018 - [Simon, Blue/Bram] Martin - Complete
Stupid Dog
That stupid dog has really crossed the line this time. Time for Eustace to unleash his ultimate punishment... (for StaleDoritos on AO3)
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,219 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2018 - Published: 8/16/2017 - [Eustace B., Courage] Muriel B.
Mario High School reviews
Mario is the most popular guy in school, and he's dating the hottest girl in school. But lots of obstacles come his way. Mysterious murders, kidnappings, family issues, problems with religion and the existence of God, and the destruction of the entire world. On top of all that, people are trying to take his throne as well as his girlfriend. Will he survive his senior year?
Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 79,997 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2018 - Published: 8/12/2017 - [Mario, Peach] [Luigi, Prince Peasley] - Complete
A Round of Strip Poker
It was just another night at the Inventory until Brock suggested they play a different kind of game.
Crossover - Venture Brothers & Poker Night at the Inventory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Published: 11/26/2017 - Brock S.
Lampshade On My Dick 2: Incumming
After living together for almost a year, Fiddleford and Hugh are blessed with a special surprise that changes their lives forever.
Crossover - Jimmy Neutron & Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Published: 8/16/2017 - [Hugh N., F. McGucket] Jimmy N., Tate McG.
Chocolate - The 1975 reviews
2D decided to get Russel a special cake for his 42nd birthday, but he can't open his gift until he finishes every last bite. (has nothing to do with the actual song other than the fact that the song is called 'Chocolate')
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/15/2017 - [2D, Russell H.]
Vanessa's Bay-BEE Daddy reviews
Vanessa and Barry have been dating for several weeks, and she's now pregnant. She'd like to say it's his, but she can't. She doesn't know for certain that it isn't the offspring of Barry's own best friend.
Bee Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2017 - [Vanessa B., Barry B.] - Complete
A Match Made in a Laboratory
Johnny Test moves to Gravity Falls, Oregon. He hates it at first, until he meets a cute boy in the woods who shows him the magic hidden in this old town. He's smart, adventurous, brave...and way out of his league. How could he ever get with a guy like Dipper?
Crossover - Johnny Test & Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2017 - [Johnny T., Dipper P.]
Bagge Girl reviews
A young Eustace Bagge is back from The War and needs some fat pussy. Muriel only needs the company of another to help mend her broken heart. They soon reach a compromise, and a beautiful relationship blossoms from a night of naughty fun.
Courage: The Cowardly Dog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/13/2017 - [Eustace B., Muriel B.] - Complete
Cleanup on Aisle 69 reviews
Sammy and Kareem refuse to let their differences keep them apart. They instead choose to join together in sweet harmony, embracing each others' similarities.
Sausage Party - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2017 - [Sammy B., Vash] - Complete
Midnight Snack reviews
Ratchet gets hungry at night. When he sees that the fridge is empty, he finds his boyfriend Sonic tastier than normal.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Ratchet and Clank - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2017 - [Sonic, Ratchet] - Complete
Krupp Fucks Himself reviews
Krupp has long since discovered his alter-ego, and, through their strange relationship, give each other a little self love.
Captain Underpants - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2017 - [Captain Underpants, Mr. Krupp] - Complete
Bugged Sex Mechanics reviews
DSP was a simple YouTube let's player who was cursed with the absolute worst luck in video games. Due to the incompetence of game developers, Phil keeps getting fucked over by these games time and time again. There was nothing he could do.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,814 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/10/2017 - Jak M., Daxter - Complete
Grunkle Stan and Mr Krabs Escape From Hell
Mr. Krabs and Grunkle Stan meat each other by mysterious means and must find a way back to their own homes, but end up finding homes in each other along the way. (alternate title bcos the real one wont fit)
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,870 - Published: 8/10/2017 - [Mr. Krabs, Grunkle Stan]
Lampshade On My Dick
Hugh surprises his boyfriend Fiddleford with a sexy mountain cabin and start the weekend off with some fat sex
Crossover - Jimmy Neutron & Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2017 - [Hugh N., F. McGucket] - Complete