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I know its cringe to have random stuff like this but ehh

My name is an inside joke


WELCOME TO THE VERY BORED WORLD OF ME DON'T JUDGE MEH


ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign)

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in a long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

Taurus -The Agressive, yet bored person who needs to finish her math homework who denies aggressiveness very aggressively(4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Never actually kissed so inaccurate. Very high appeal. Ha funny joke. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic, not. Most caring person you will ever meet! Doubtful... Entirely creative at insults, ya chickenheaded camel turd. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. KUNG FU!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone you should hold on to. Very bored at this moment. 12(million) years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VLIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

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Lady Prince A Time Travel Story by RisaliaDragneel reviews
Hermione hated seeing her second family so sad, and so she attempted to use her time turner to go back to the battle to save Fred. However the Burrow was attacked and a spell hit Hermione's time turner catapulting her back into her petrified body and her second year. Hermione finds out she is really A Prince and decides to try and save everyone. (I Don't Own Harry Potter)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,975 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 1/26/2016 - [Hermione G., Fred W.] Harry P., Ron W.
Accidental Betrothal by SewingSlytherin reviews
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy met years before either of them went to Hogwarts. She might not have been his first choice for a friend, but he couldn't ask for a better one. Even if her parents were muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,103 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 4/24/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
The Story of Emily Stark by MysteryGal5 reviews
How Emily Stark lives her 'normal' life being the daughter of Tony Stark and friends with the other children of The Avengers and Loki (Project: New Generation Prelude #5) [REVAMPING IN PROGRESS] [july 2, 2013 - july 2, 2017]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 300 - Words: 381,388 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 7/2/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.] OC - Complete
Secrets by lizzyrocks.m reviews
Hermione has a secret. She's known it for a while and it's changing her. People have noticed she's not the same person... not since he died... Story is originally posted on Wattpad, my username is Umbra Ignis98
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 26,343 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 2/27/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I've Run Out Of Excuses (Granger Family Reunion) by lizzyrocks.m reviews
It's 2009, and it's been years since Hermione's seen anyone in her family aside from her parents, she doesn't think she's seen them since the summer after third year. Now, at 29, Hermione has run out of excuses to feed her parents on why she can't come to a Granger Family Reunion. How unfortunate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,660 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 2/27/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] OC, Scorpius M.
Of Ticking Clocks and Beating Hearts by Kittenshift17 reviews
Hermione is approached with a time-travel safeguard to right the wrongs of the wars. Sent back in time to the first year of the Marauders schooling, Hermione is given a De-Aging potion to begin Hogwarts over again only this time she must get herself sorted into Slytherin to befriend Snape and some other 'at-risk' students. Can she save Snape without falling for him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,686 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 2,887 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Lily Evans P., James P.]
Devil's Angels by Kittenshift17 reviews
Hermione applies to foster the children of Thorfinn Rowle, Antonin Dolohov, and Fenrir Greyback while the convicted Death Eaters are in prison. The Ministry is more than willing to let her take up the role no one else wants, there's just one catch. She's got to gain 'permission' from their father's to raise the boys. And she will. By whatever means necessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,360 - Reviews: 2475 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 3,941 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 4/7/2017 - Hermione G., Fenrir G., Antonin D., T. Rowle
Addicted to You by Kittenshift17 reviews
An act of kismet whilst herb gathering sees Hermione interacting with an unknown werewolf. When he bites her while she is in her animagus form, he sets into motion a twisted destiny that binds them together as mates. With Remus and Sirius there to help her through, Hermione's biggest worry is finding out the identity of the werewolf who marked her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,883 - Reviews: 2336 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 4,496 - Updated: 12/7/2018 - Published: 4/3/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Remus L.
In Memory of When I Cared by Rainbowicus reviews
Angsty self insert crackfic. I don't know if you kids use those words still. Shenanigans. Diabetes. Blood. Possible Zero pairing ? I'm no good at summaries. That seems like a generic summary thing to say. Rated T because I dunno.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,247 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/1/2018 - Published: 4/6/2017
Duct Tape and Safety Pins by Cassodembreankia reviews
Okay, okay, okay. So MAYBE I panicked! So MAYBE I told my grandma that I was married when, in fact, I'm not! So MAYBE the only person she'd believe I'm "married" to is the Winter Soldier. So what? Pretending to be married isn't THAT hard... right? It's all duct tape and safety pins - we're only gonna be "together" for a short time! ... Right?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 67,203 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 4/27/2018 - Published: 12/5/2015 - [Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier, OC] Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Olga & Dmitri by CalvinHobbesGatsby reviews
During World War 1, a solider in the Russian army & the eldest daughter of Nicholas II fall in love, but the sweeping force of History is at hand, condemning their love to end in tragedy.
Anastasia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 17,386 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13/2018 - Published: 3/3/2017 - Anya/Anastasia, Grigori Rasputin, OC - Complete
Hearing the Loss by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/SS] Underestimated ever since she was a child, no one believed in Hermione Granger. The magical world was no different until she stood up for herself. [NC/AU/EWE] COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,204 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 179 - Published: 3/18/2018 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Blink of the Gods by corvusdraconis reviews
[HG/Loki] AU: There's far more to Hermione Granger than anyone ever expected. Most of all, herself. EWE, NC, M for Safety [COMPLETE]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: M - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 65,361 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 1/18/2018 - Published: 12/15/2017 - [Hermione G., Loki] - Complete
101 Names We Could Have Used by gandalf537 reviews
101 names and the logic behind them that Harry and Ginny could have used, because if there's one thing most of the fandom agrees on, it's that Albus Severus Potter was a horrible name for Harry's second child. Names are Sirius, serious, and silly. *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 101 - Words: 12,587 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 6/23/2017 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Albus S. P. - Complete
I Dream of Malfoy by Gryffindor Brat reviews
Hermione wakes up one morning to find that she's married to Draco Malfoy and mother to Scorpius. The last thing she remembers is falling asleep next to Ron the night before. What could possibly be going on? CONSTRUCTIVE REVIEWS WELCOME. Abuse will not be tolerated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 4/15/2017 - Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Time Changes Everyone by Tarsina18 reviews
During Hermione's 5th year she breaks her time-turner and finds herself in 1942. A few weeks 50 years in the past occur before she is returned to her own time, and it affects the entire war and Wizarding World. Good Voldemort. Dumbledore, Ron, Molly, Ginny bashing. Rating subject to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,809 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 6/2/2016 - [Hermione G., Thomas R.] Voldemort
Hermione Malfoy Riddle by Tarsina18 reviews
Hermione finds out some unexpected news and must learn to live with people she always thought were enemies. Rating and Characters subject to change. Intent for HG/SS romance and HG/TMR(LV) Family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,218 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 10/3/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Lucius M., Voldemort
Looks Can Be Deceiving by corvusdraconis reviews
What if Severus Snape had taken Hermione Granger under wing secretly during her time at Hogwarts? What if Draco Malfoy really wasn't the bigot he let everyone think he was? (Follows canon mostly up until the end of GoF, and then detours off into AU territory w/Severus as father figure)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 463,160 - Reviews: 3831 - Favs: 3,555 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Hermione G., Viktor K.] Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
What He Left Behind by JoinTheParty13 reviews
Artemis had a hole in her heart. Nightwing would do anything to take it all back. Flash is no where to be found. The aftermath of Endgame and the toll Wally's death took on the ones closest to him. And what happens when flashes of yellow and red blur around these mourning heroes? A story of family and friends and making it through hard times.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,003 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis, Barry A./Flash - Complete
Hermione Sings a Song by J.D. RavenMoore reviews
Hermione sings Umbridge a song, of sorts. [One-Shot] Rated T for the extensive use of the F-word. A parody of sorts. - Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Dolores U. - Complete
What She Needs Most by CrimsonWillow reviews
Severus Snape was a free man... until a social services lady knocked on his door and handed him a two year old child. A two year old child that shares his genetics. He needs help raising this child, serious help. How can Hermione Granger help? And what is her link to the child? UP FOR ADOPTION...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,633 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Unquestionable Love: The Prequel by CRMediaGal reviews
The beginnings of an unconventional relationship between a professor and his student are tested by war, secrets, prejudice, and perseverance. Epic novel with angst, drama, and blossoming romance. Prequel to Unquestionable Love. HBP to Post-Hogwarts era.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 510,551 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Asphodel by A Pirate By Any Other Name reviews
After an accident in potions, Hermione and Draco wake up married with children. Is this the future, a parallel universe, or is it all a dream? Will Hermione and Draco's mutual loathing stop them from setting things right? Dramione, AU, Set during 5th yr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,491 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unquestionable Love by CRMediaGal reviews
Nineteen years have passed since the Second Wizarding War. Hermione's and Severus's world has drastically changed, but their lives are about to come crashing down again. Epic novel with angst, drama, mystery and, above all, love. First of a series, AU, Post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 315,592 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Silver by mypseudonym reviews
When Hermione's home is attacked by Death Eaters she barely manages to escape. Mentally bound to her Animagus form, she soon finds herself a pet to a certain Potions Master. A story of how Hermione finds herself once again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,289 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Tranquility by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Death is the last enemy that will be vanquished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
To Be a Snape by DeceptiveFates reviews
Follow Hermione as she learns of her true identity, makes new friends, keeps old ones, learns to love, and essentially grows up. this story starts in the summer between 3rd and 4th year, but continues through her 7th. DMHG eventually. Disregard HBP & DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,767 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Severus and Hermione FanFiction Cliches by ThunderSpeak reviews
We've all seen them. The Severus/Hermione pairings that use the same plots and ideas OVER and over again. A list of short stories to represent said cliches. Disclaimer; I love this pairing! No flames!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Keogh by ChelleyBean reviews
An unexpected connection is found between Hermione and Professor Snape, but that's only the start of her headaches. Being her father's daughter is one thing. Being her mother's daughter is something else entirely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 161,797 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Simple Twist of Fate by TheRealThing reviews
Destiny brings Darth Vader's twin son and daughter, who he has believed dead for ten years, into his life unexpectedly.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 123 - Words: 318,405 - Reviews: 3551 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Apprentice and the Necromancer by satismagic reviews
Snape lives and marries Hermione.—MLC with a twist turns into AU-sequel of DH with new dangers, old secrets, and much more.—Virtual penny dreadful. Many short episodes with adventure, romance, a dash of hurt/comfort, and a sprinkling of horror.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 251 - Words: 279,010 - Reviews: 7164 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Proper Romance by Keryl Raist reviews
My version of WIKTT's Marriage Law. Snape's nicer, but still in character. Yes, it can be done! Hermione's an adult, trying to move on from her grief. Comfort, healing, and romance await. Come, read, and see if you agree with over 1500 positive reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 161,567 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I'm a Zabini by PadfootObsessed329 reviews
AU! Rayanna Kaydence Zabini was left at the doorstep of an Adoption Agency at 8 months old. The person that left her on the steps was none other than Lucius Malfoy. Why did Malfoy leave her there?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,500 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Walking Into Bars by Michmak reviews
In response to the WIKTT challenge - Hermione walks into a bar. In which Jimmy Buffet may may not make an appearance and Snape gets groped. A Michmak & Zambonigirl production.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,726 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 12/14/2004
Some Enchanted Evening by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
Something is in the air at Hogwarts, it is making Hermione dream strange things. DMHG romance Please R and R. HBP spoilers. FINISHED STORY! Sequel is Living the enchanted life. Thanks for reading and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 58,337 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete