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Hey, guys. I see you've found my profile. Please read if you'd like, or just skip all the way to the bottom. It's all good with me.

Name: Maia

Age: Somewhere between 0 and 3000000000000

Likes: playing Minecraft, Team Crafted, Yogscast, writing

Dislikes: bullies, when people are mistreated, haters

Favorite Color: cobalt

Favorite Food: cheesecake

Favorite Number: 17822

Favorite Word: shenanigans


1. Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 81, line 4

"-arm and drag him back. He grins at me." -The Fall of Five

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Duncan and Sjin playing Pixelmon. Yes, I watched YouTube on my TV

4. Without looking, guess what time it is

7:12

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

7:04

6. With the exception of the computer, what else can you hear?

My sister in her chair

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday afternoon. I was walking home from school

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

NutmegKitten725's profile

9. What are you wearing?

Dark blue pajama pants, which tank-top

10. Did you dream last night?

I dreamed I went to MineCon this year with my friend Mary and we chased Quentin around for an hour calling him a "Feeeeeeeeeeeesh!" and then we got to hang out with the rest of Team Crafted for the day

11. When did you last laugh?

In my dream!

12. What is on the walls on the walls of the room you are in?

A painting of a duck

13. Seen anything weird lately?

A hysterical gif of Yogscast Sparkles*. I'd provide a link, but it's kind of on a different computer

14. What do you think of this quiz?

I DON'T KNOW! WHY IS THIS QUESTION SO HARD!

15. What is the last film you saw?

Les Miserables

16. If you became a multi-millionare overnight. What would you buy?

Tickets to MineCon and whichever Pax I wanted to go to. And then I'd pay somebody to build my dream house. Oh, and the Sims 4!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know

I'm lying right now

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I'd make people point their guns somewhers else because nobody wants to deal with a war right now!

19. Do you like to dance?

Sometimes, with my friends

20. Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

Lilliana

21. Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

Magnus, because Magnus Bane is just that awesome

List your favorite YouTubers in any order (just wanna say I started reading the questions Lorien Legacies style and couldn't stop laughing)

1. Yogscast Martyn

2. BjanCanadian (Mitch)

3. Skydoesminecraft (Adam)

4. Yogscast Kim

5. Deadlox (Ty)

6. Yogscast Ridgedog

7. HuskyMudkipz (Quentin)

8. Hank Green

9. Dan TDM

10. Yogscast Zoey

6 invites you to be in their next video, what do you do?

Me: Yes! Complete Pack for the win!

Ridge: I killed Paco

Me: You monster... I will never be in your video!

4 wants to be your friend what do you say?

Me: I already have enough legally insane friends, so I guess one more couldn't really be all that bad

Kim: Yay! Wait, what?

7 is ruining your whole life, what do you do?

Me: *cries in a corner*

Quentin: Stop calling me a Feesh!

Me: *sniffles* Fine...

Quentin: Really?

Me: No way! You are so a feeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

Quentin: *face-palms*

1 wakes you up in the middle of the night

Me: Ugh, what do you want?

Martyn: I can't find Kaeyi

Me: Go back to bed. It's 1 in the morning!

Martyn: Fine. I can't find the kittens

Me: *leaps out of bed, already dressed* WE MUST SAVE THE KITTENS!

Kaeyi: *walks in* See? I told you she only cares about cats

3 walks into the bathroom while you're showering

Me: GET OUT! GETOUTGETOUTGETOUT!

Adam: Geez, sorry, I just wanted to give you this budder!

Me: ... Forgiven

4 announces that he/she is going to marry 9 tomorrow

Me: But Dan is already married!

Kim: He is?

Dan: What?

Kim: YOU'RE ALREADY MARRIED!?

Dan: Oh yeah... Heh heh, forgot about that...

5 cooks you dinner

Me: This is... nice

Ty: You don't like it!?

Me: No! It's awesome!

Ty: Then why aren't you eating it?

Me: Because... umm... I'll be right back

Me: *runs into car and drives away*

Ty: She could have just said she didn't like it...

8 gets in the hospital somehow

Me: You read the Fault in Our Stars, didn't you?

Hank: I saw the movie! *sobs*

Me: There there, buddy. We all know your brother write sad stories

9 makes fun of your friends

Me: But... I thought we were friends!

Dan: We are!

Me: Then why are you making fun of my friend!?

Dan: Because they're crazy nerds

Me: Uh, so are we

Dan: Oh yeah... forgot about that too...

10 ignores you for hours

Me: Is it because Mary had that dream where Rythian thought we were eating you?

Zoey: ...

Me: Oh, I know, it's because we accidentally pushed you into the mud pit that one time

Zoey: ...

Me: It's because I broke all your fancy glasses last week, isn't it?

Zoey: THAT WAS YOU!?

Me: No! But hey, you're not ignoring me anymore, right?

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What does 1 do?

Me: Matyn save me!

Martyn: I will save you from the chainsaws, little sapling!

Me: Yay I'm a sapling! :3

You manage to break your leg on vacation with 2. What do they do?

Mitch: To the hospital!

batman music*

Me: Ahem. We're still in your car

Mitch: Exactly *gets out medical supplies*

Me: Oh, dear god, help me!

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Me: Yay! I love budder!

Adam: Watch this *snaps fingers*

Budder rains from the ceiling

Me: Ow!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Kim: Quick! Duncan, what do I do?

Me: THIS ISN'T MINECRAFT!

Kim: But Duncan always knows what to do!

Me: *face-palms* Here comes my death...

You're about to do something that'll make you really embarassed. What does 5 do?

Ty: Don't do dis

Me: Okay, I won't then

Ty: *pulls out video camera* Do it! For the viewers!

Me: *runs away screaming*

You get dumped by someone. How does 7 cheer you up?

Quentin: *pats me on back* There are other fish iin the sea

Me: You're a fish

Quentin: I'm an amphibian. And there are no amphibians in the sea!

Me: *chuckles maniacally* That's what the government wants you to think...

You are competing in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Dan: You can be in one of my videos!

Me: Do I bet to pet Bone?

Dan: Yes!

Me: Your dog is named Grim

Dan: I forgot...

Me: You are such a forgetful guy, huh? *wins tournament* Yes!

Dan: Yay! Go Brittany!

Me: MY NAME IS MAIA!

1 is all you've ever dreamed about. Why?

Me: *walks into Martyn's office* Wow, it sure is messy in here

Martyn: First Turps, now you?

Me: Oh, I keep having dreams with you in them

Martyn: What happens?

Me: You're just growing Saplings

Martyn: Lawl!

Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Me: Umm...

Ty: Never

Ridge: How dare you ask me to kiss someone that's American!

Me: Ridge... You're American

Ridge: I know!

You get a haircut and 7 can't stop staring at you. What do you do?

Me: You likey?

Quentin: No.

Me: Why?

Quentin: Because it makes you look like a fish

Me: You're next!

Quentin: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

8 thinks they can never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. How do you comfort them?

Me: Hey, aren't you married, too?

Hank: Yes!

Me: Then why you so sad!?

You spot 10 kissing 1. What is your reaction?

Me: But Martyn! What about Kaeyi!

Martyn: Who?

Me: And Rythian!

Zoey: Who's Rythian?

Me: Are you guys SANE!?

You notice 3 and 4 have been in a hotel room for more than a few hours. What do you think they're doing?

Me: Let's knock down the door and have a watergun battle!

Mitch and Ty: Yes!

Quentin: No!

Me: Why?

Quentin: If I use water, you'll say I'm a fish

Me: I got that on camera

Quentin: What?

Me: *plays back video of Quentin saying I'm a fish*

Quentin: MY LIFE IS OVER!

4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens?

Kim: *pokes Zoey*

Zoey: That was mean

Kim: *pokes*

Zoey: Stop it

Kim: *pokes*

Zoey: I WILL GET RYTHIAN!

Kim: *pokes*

Zoey: *puts face in fands*

Kim: *pokes*

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study do they pick?

Martyn: Radio!

Ty: Gaming!

Martyn: Radio is better

Ty: But you do gaming for a living!

Martyn: Maia, what should we do?

Me: *hands both of them a sword* Battle to the death

If 6 and 3 cooked a something together, what would it be?

Me: What is it?

Ridge: It's a French dish

Adam: Some meat covered in butter

Me: Oh my gd Ridge am I eating Paco?

Ridge: Yes...

7 and 9 apply for a job together. What is it?

Quentin and Dan: Let's play Minecraft!

Me: #DreamJob

9 sketches what 6's perfect boy/girlfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Ridge: It's so beautiful!

Dan: You like it?

Ridge: Nah, I'm more into dogs

Me: Is it because you're a dog?

Ridge: No! But I want a pet dog so bad!

1 accidentally kicked 6

Ridge: Martyn... I will have you fired

Martyn: Simon! Riidge is blackmailing me!

Simon: *runs in* Ridge, stop blackmailing the kids!

Martyn: I'm not a kid...

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday

Ridge: But Maia why!?

Me: You killed Paco

Ridge: So?

Me: YOU MADE ME EAT HIM!

Ridge: Why did you love him so much!

Me: He was awesome! *cries*

7 won the lottery

Me: Yes! You can finally admiit you're a fish!

Quentin: How does winning the lottery have anything to do with fish?

Me: Because you are one duh!

8 has quite a big secret

Me: Hank

Hank: What?

Me: I know you got a PS3

Hank: So?

Me: Lemme play Ni No Kuni!

Hank: Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Science rules!

9 became a singer

Me: Wow, Dan

Dan: Wanna come to my concert tonight?

Me: Yes!

at concert*

Dan: ...

Me: He forgot the words...

10 got a daughter

Me: Aww, you should name it Zythian

Zoey: Why?

Me: It's your and Rythian's ship name!

Zoey: Who says this is Rythian's kid?

Is 3 gay?

Me: Adam! Are you gay!

Adam: I don't know!

Me: I don't know


Turn your iPod on shuffle and write whatever song comes on as the answer no matter how weird

1. What's your motto?

Bring Your Love (Demo) - The Avett Brothers

2. What do your friends think of you?

She Never Lets It Go To Her Heart - Tim McGraw

3. What do you think about very often?

Thin Blue Flame - Josh Ritter

4. What is 2 plus 2?

Old Dreams - Hayden

5. What do you think of your best friend?

Where We Came From - Phillip Phillips

6. What do you think about the person you like?

I Gave You All - Mumphord & Sons

7. What is your life story?

Sunrise In The Land Of Milk And Honey - Cracker

8. What do you want to be when you grow up?

The Hill - Marketa Irglova

9. What do you think when you see the person you like?

Wait For Love - Josh Ritter

10. What do your parents think of you?

Rock And Roll Is King - Electric Light Orchestra

11. What will you dance to at your wedding?

In The Dark - Josh Ritter

12. What will they play at your funeral?

Ice Melts - Matt & Kim

13. What is your hobby/interest?

Diamond Smiles - The Booomtown Rats

14. What is your biggest secret?

Hard Sun - Eddie Vedder

15. If you could go back in time what would you change?

Gold On The Cieling - the Black Keys

16. What is the worstt thing that could happen?

Emile's Vietnam In The Sky - Elvis Perkins

17. How will you die?

Turn To Stone - Electric Light Orchestra

18. What is the one thing you will regret?

Shine A Little Love - Electric Light Orchestra

19. What makes you laugh?

When The Night Comes - The Boomtown Rats

20. Will you ever get married?

Hang On - Weezer

21. What kind of car will you have?

Stay Human - Michael Franti & Spearhead

22. What scares you the most?

Count On Me - Bruno Mars

23. Does anyone like you?

The Power Of The Heart - Peter Gabriel

24. What hurts right now?

Bicycle Spaniard - Cracker

25. What will you repost this as?

I And Love And You - The Avett Brothers

Quick! List your top 10 favorite YouTubers in any order!

1. BajanCanadian (Mitch)

2. Deadlox (Ty)

3. HuskyMudkipz (Quentin)

4. Ssundee (Ian)

5. MinecraftUniverse (Jason)

6. ASFJerome (Jerome)

7. ihascupquake (Tiffany)

8. Skydoesminecraft (Adam)

9. SoTotallyToby (Toby)

10. Kaeyi Dream

10 and 8 decide to record a video together. What are they playing?

Kaeyi: Pokemon!

Adam: Minecraft!

Kaeyi: A Minecraft Pokemon adventure map!

Adam: Yes! Perfect

7 cooks dinner

Me: Yay! Good food!

Tiffany: I know you like cupcakes so...

Me: You are ihascupquake, so obviously your cupcakes are amazing!

1 asks you on a date with him/her

Me: Umm... uh... yes?

Mitch: Yay!

2 has a major crush on 4

Me: But Ty!

Ty: What?

Me: He's Ian! He's super weird!

Ty: I know! But Adam dared me to say that!

3 wants to go back to school. What study do they pick?

Quentiin: I want to study... video games

Me: I thought you'd want to be a marine biologist

Quentin: Why would you think that?

Me: So you can get in touch with your inner fish. Duh!

Quentin: OH MY GOD MAIA I AM NOT A FISH!

Me: Yeah, sure. Keep telling yourself that, buddy. Keep telling yourself that...

5 walks in on you while you're changing

Me: NO JASON GETOUT!

Jason: I'm sorry I thought this was my room! Your hallways all look the same!

6 has a grudge against 9, but doesn't know how to take our their anger

Me: But Jerome, Toby is awesome!

Jerome: I hate him so bads!

Me: Why!?

Jerome: I don't know! What should I do?

Me: Take these scissors. Don't shank anybody, just cut open all of Toby's pillows. That should keep you occupied

10 is acting in a huge broadway musical

Me: Yay, Kaeyi!

Kaeyi: Thanks

Me: Martyn says you have a beautiful voice

Kaeyi: I got a supporting character

Me: WHO STOLE THE LEAD!?

Kaeyi: It was Beckii

Me: Oh. She's good, too

Kaeyi: Yeah

9 has never had a boyfriend/girlfriend before. How do you comfort them?

Me: You'll get better at Minecraft somebody, and then soomebody will want you

Toby: I guess... Hey!

1 believes they will be forever alone

Me: NO BENJA EVERYBODY LOVES YOU WAI!?

Mitch: Maia, why are you flipping out?

Me: buacsee i lvoe you

Mitch: What was that?

Me: Nothing...

You walk in on 5 and 8 making out in your bedroom

Me: First of all, WHAT THE HELL!? Second, when people say 'get a room' they mean get your own, not somebody else's!

2 forgets to take their shoes off in the shower

Me: Don't worry, Ty. I did that once, too

Ty: Really?

Me: Yeah. I was three

Ty: *sarcastically* Thanks, Maia, I feel so much better now

Me: You're welcome!

7 confesses their deep, passionate love for 1 to you

Me: But Bnjea is mnei...

Tiffany: What?

Me: Nothing. Good for you

4 was recently dumped

Me: It's okay, Ian. There's always Ty

Ian: Excuse me!?

You were just dumped by who you believed to be yor soul-mate. How does 1 comfort you?

Jason: You okay?

Me: GET OUT OF MY FACE! *sobs*

Mitch: You okay?

Me: No...

Mitch: Okay, who do I need to kill?

6 asks you to be in a video with them

Me: Uh, yes!

Jerome: Yay! Baccas forever!

Me: Yay!

Your YouTube channel just reached 1000000 subscribers, thanks to 1. Why?

Me: Because Mitch is just that awesome duh!

2 and 3 have been in a bedroom for at least 4 hours. What do you do?

Adam: *whispers* Ty and Quentin sitting in a tree...

Mitch: Shut-up! We can't let them know we're going to shoot them with Nerf guns!

Me: Yes. I love me some good Nerf battles. And if Adam ruins it, somebody is going to die, and it's going to be him

10 announces they are/got somebody pregnant

Me: Kaeyi...

Kaeyi: Yes, Maia?

Me: It is Martyn's kid, right?

Kaeyi: Maybe...

Me: ARE YOU GUYS EVEN MARRIED YET?

Kaeyi: No...

Me: Bad, Kaeyi-cat. Bad!

8 believes they will be forever alone

Me: It's okay, Adam, there's somebody out there for everybody

Adam: Really?

Me: Yep

Adam: Did you find that someone yet?

Me: Yeah, but they have no idea who I am

Me: *starts crying with Adam*

2 pushes you into a freezing cold swimming pool in your clothes in front of everybody. How do you react?

Me: TY I SWEAR TO FRICKING GOD!

Ty: *bursts out laughing*

Me: *grabs Ty's arm and drags him in*

Mitch: Why are you dragging ME in?

Me: Sorry I thought it was Ty! Arms all look the same!

Ty: *falls in from laughing so hard*

6 is throwing a birthday party. What do you get them?

Jerome: Thanks Maia! What is it?

Me: It's a drawing of you in Hunger Games!

Jerome: Oh, I see it now! That's my head!

Me: That's an axe...

Jerome: Oh. Sorry

It's Christmas and 1 gets you a necklace with your name on it. Your reaction?

Me: ...

Mitch: Sorry...

Me: No, I like it!

It's your birthday! What does 4 get you?

Me: Cake

Ian: I LOVE ME SOME GOOD CAKE!

Me: Yes, I know. That's why you got me cake

8 and 2 have decided to quit their YouTube channels. What do you do?

Me: It's because of all the Skylox fanfics, issn't it?

Adam: No...

Ty: What's 'Skylox'?

Me: OH MY GOD TY YOU LIVE IN SUCH A SHELL!

Ty: I'm sorry! Geez!

5 was recently dumped and has told you they have started to have suicidal thoughts

Me: No! Jason! What about the YouTubes?

Jason: They won't miss me

Me: You're lying. And what about the milk company!?

Jason: What?

Mee: TrueMoo!

Jason: Not you too!

1 and 5 make a video together. What do they call it and what do they do in it?

Me: It would probably have some sort of PvP in it (Hunger Games anyone?)

Mitch: It will be called Mitch Owns Jason's Face Off In Hunger Games!

Jason: Justt because I'm quiet doesn't mean I can't win the Hunger Games!

Me: But nobody wins the Hunger Games against Mitch!

What would 6 and 10's ship name be?

Me: Kaerome FTW!

Kaeyi: What's that?

Jerome: Everybody run! She's got a ship name!

You find out 3 ships you with 1

Me: Quentin you weren't supposed to tell anyone!

Quentin: I'm sorry, Maia, but it so cute!

Me: Fish...

Quentin: I hate you...

You read a creepy fanfiction pairing you with 8

Me: Time to scare somebody... Oh, Adam!

Adam: Yes?

Me: My dear friend, would you read this fanfiction for me?

8 announces they are getting married tomorrow

Me: See, Adam! I told you you'd find somebody!

Adam: How's your life working out?

Me: Terribly...

You would you rather spend the day with and why, 1 or 7?

Me: Mitch, because he's just that awesome. And I tend not to fangirl at all over Tiffany...

7 tells everybody over dinner that their mother recently died. How do you comfort them?

Me: *hugs Tiffany*

Me: It's okay


List your favorite Youtubers in any order:

1)

2)

3)

4)

5)

6)

7)

8)

9)

10)

6 Invite you to be in their next video, what do you do?

4 Wants to be your best friend, what do you say?

7 is ruining your whole life, what do you do?

1 wakes you up in the middle of the night

3 Walks into the bathroom while you're showering

4 announces that he/she is going to marry 9 tomorrow

5 cooks you dinner

8 Gets in the hospital somehow

9 Makes fun of your friends

10 ignores you for hours

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What does 1 do?

You manage to break your leg on vacation with 2. What do they do?

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

You're about to do something that'll make you really embarrassed. What does 5 do?

You get dumped by someone. How does 7 cheer you up?

You are competing in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

1 is all you've ever dreamed about. Why?

You get a haircut and 7 can't stop staring at you. What do you do?

8 thinks they can never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. How do you comfort them?

You spot 10 kissing 1. what is your reaction?

You notice 3 and 4 have been in a hotel room for more than a few hours. What do you think they're doing?

4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens?

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study do they pick?

If 6 and 3 cooked a something together, what would it be?

7 and 9 apply for a job together. What is it?

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is it good?

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

1 accidentally kicked 6?

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

7 won the lottery?

8 had quite a big secret?

9 became a singer?

10 got a daughter?

Is 3 Gay?

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Maia Hamperton is a normal girl, with a love for YouTube and Minecraft. When she goes to MineCon and runs into her favorite YouTubers, her life changes forever. Join Maia, Liz, and Mark as they become close friends with YouTubers, and Maia as she tries to overcome her 'disability'. I suck at summaries. BajanCanadianXOC
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,948 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014