Meg: Hello! We are three Middle-Earthlings! Kat: To be specific, 1 hobbit- me -1 elf- Meg- and one half elf half dwarf, Rye. Rye: I'm a tall dwarf and a short elf Kat: And guess what! Meg has a crush on Legolas! Meg: I DO NOT! I was just playing around Rye: No you weren't Kat: We know that you're truly in love Meg: Okay I WUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVV him vewy much! Rye: The truth is out! Kat: We know how much you LOOOOOVVVEEE Pippin, Rye! Rye: I do not! I just like him as a friend! Meg: Now, now Rye, tell the truth! Rye: :Obstinantly: We're just friends! Kat: Uh-huu Right! Rye: Maybe we should direct this at your love-affair with Gollum! Kat: THAT 500-year-old relic!? Eww! No thanks! Meg: Sauron again huh? Kat: NO NO! IT'S ARAGORN! Rye: Oh that's right! You mentioned it last night Meg: You were making engagement rings of power! I saw you! You thought I was asleep, but I saw you! Rye: so THAT'S why he was begging Frodo for the ring! Kat: You mean...you mean? Meg: Yup! He really likes you! Rye: And here he comes now Kat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Rye: And there she goes Meg: This is just a typical conversation between us! All: DA END! |