
Name: Samantha, Sammie, or Marie
Nicknames: Sammie, Sam, Sammikins, Whore and Bitch(Courtesy of my SUPER tsundere friend, Hali), and Canada. /:
Favourite Colour: Blue (Not that it's relevant)
No. I don't always use "u" in words such as those. I do occasionally though. I think it's adorable. :3
Music: Anything really. I especially like music in other languages though. (Music will be part of my writing whether I mention it or not. (Though I most likely will eventually))
Things I Like: (Not that you care .")
Science(Medical mostly :P)
Anime
Humor
Doctor Who
House M.D.
Archery
Swimming
Knowing Useless Facts
Learning Useless Facts
Crime(ish?) Shows (Bones, Criminal Minds, etc.)
Video Games(mainly fighting and racing)
Drawing
Observing Art
Writing
Reading (I'm picky however)
Music(who doesn't?)
Volunteering at the hospital(Hospitals make me feel serene. Yes, I know it's weird..)
Cosplaying
Documentaries (Yes, yes. I'm boring..)
Roleplaying (Not always smut _ Fluff and sweetness exists in RPs too, ya know?)
Being in and around nature
Learning/Practicing other Languages (Not learning them fluently, but just knowing a few words here and there. Though, I am working on French for fluency after Japanese sort of slipped from my interests for the time being.)
Long Profiles :D
Other things that I can't think of or just don't feel like typing.
:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
Copy this if you're against Stereotypes
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (I live in the south(in America .''), but I'm not sure about if they mean attitude or geographically?)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (I'm counting all my lineages)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Manga, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (I'm Canadian at heart, and I have Native Canadian blood! Does that count? I want to be Canadian... :'( )
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm obsessed with things like World of Warcraft and Gaia, so I MUST have no life!
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (Though, I'm a girl .)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an ARSONIST
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual. (I think I may have some French :/)
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie. (I care about those things that give us oxygen.
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm obsessed with dark colors, so I MUST be either goth or emo.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm smart, so I MUST be a glasses-wearing, straight-A's freak (I do wear glasses and have straight A's though.. :( )
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm different, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm claustrophobic, so I MUST be anti-social
I'm American, so I MUST be trying to destory the planet.
I am a MIX OF RELIGIONS, so I MUST be SPAWN OF SATAN
I write FANFICTIONS, so I MUST have no life of my own to screw with.
STERYOTYPES F'ING SUCK!
(Yes, I bolded my heritage.)
If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.
If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
You know when you are obsessed with Hetalia when:
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class(I took geography, however, not history)
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder squeal every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case. (I just wanna hug Russia :( )
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" "RussUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.
Hetalia quiz time!
North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)
[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit
[ ] You're very happy-go-lucky
[ ] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[x] You're a good artist
[ ] You can be clumsy
[ ] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation
3/10
Germany (Ludwig)
[x] You're very stoic and serious
[ ] Sausages are your favorite foods
[ ] You like to walk dogs/your dog
[ ] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed to
[ ] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules(depends on the rules)
[/] You work very hard... too hard (Depends)
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time'
[x] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[x] You've had issues with money once or twice
4.5/10
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[/] You're very mature
[ ] You think everything over before saying it
[ ] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[ ] You isolated yourself during childhood
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[x] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[x] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[x] You're good at practical tasks
[x]You need time to adjust to new people
4.5/10
The Allies
America (Alfred Jones)
[x] You love hamburgers
[x] You think you're awesome
[ ] You love to invent things
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[ ] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[ ] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts
[ ] You know aliens exist
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[x] You wear glasses
4/10
England (Arthur Kirkland)
[x] You like tea
[ ] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[x] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[ ] Your cooking is awful
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ] You have tried doing black magic before
[ ] You get drunk quite easily
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[ ] You're good at embroidery
3/10
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[x] You're very affectionate (Secretly...)
[ ] You think you have a great fashion sense
[ ] You like wine
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears (I trip over my words. XD I once meant to tell my friend "Hmm, I like the way you bite your lip." but instead, I said "Hmm. I love the way you bite your teeth"I fail)
[x] You love red roses
[x] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
[x] You're very proud of yourself (Sometimes)
[x] You love culture and the arts
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You say you're a gourmet
5/10
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[/] You had a very sad childhood
[ ] You're very tall
[ ] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time
[x] You love sunflowers
[x] You love vodka ( I don't drink, but I adore it.)
[x] You can seem intimidating to other people
[x] You're very strong
[ ] You have a big nose
[ ] You have a strange laugh that can scare people
4.5/10
China (Wang Yao)
[ ] You're very mature
[ ] You're very superstitious
[ ] You're very religious
[x] You love pandas
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[ ] You love Hello Kitty
[ ] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously
[ ] You work hard
[x] You're good at drawing
[ ] You like sweets
2/10
And now for some other countries!
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[ ] You are very well-raised
[x] You're polite (Sometimes)
[ ] You love classical music
[ ] You like cake
[x] You have a mole on your face (beauty mark)
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
[ ] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
[ ] You've composed music before
[x] You tend to call people 'morons' (yep)
[x] You wear glasses
5/10
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x] You're often ignored by people
[ ] You look younger than you actually are
[ ] You love hockey
[x] You love polar bears
[ ] You hate fighting
[ ] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
[ ] You often get mistaken for someone else
[x] You feel under-appreciated
[/] You're bilingual (working on it .)
[ ] You always carry a bear with you
3.5/10
Cuba
[ ] You smoke
[ ] You're very physically strong
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other (Actually ones a sister and ones a brother I don't get along with the brother)
[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[x] You like hot weather
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time
[x] You look very tough on the outside
[ ] You make a very nice role-model
[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgeways
4/10
Hungary (Elizabeth Hédeváry)
[x] You have a potty-mouth
[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[x] You used to be a very tough kid
[x] You're very reliable
[ ] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[x] You're very faithful
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
[ ] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it
7/10
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x] You're very loyal
[ ] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[ ] You're very serious
[x] You have a lot of patience
[x] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[ ] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[x] You're not very confident
[ ] You were quite rebellious as a child
[ ] People tend to walk all over you
[ ] You're a born worrier
4/10
Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You're quite hyperactive
[x] You can be quite goofy
[ ] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[x] You're very wary of strangers
[ ] It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[ ] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[ ] You get up to lots of crazy antics
3/10
Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)
[x] You're quite mean-spirited (I can be quite often)
[ ] You're a bit of a hooligan
[x] You're very loyal
[x] You're very good at tactics
[ ] You hate Russia
[ ] You love to fight people
[ ] You can avoid marriages quite well
[x] You're not always taken seriously
[ ] You like drinking
[x] You want to become stronger
5/10
Italy- 3/10
Germany- 4.5/10
Japan- 4.5/10
America- 4/10
England- 3/10
France- 5/10
Russia- 5/10
China- 2/10
Austria- 5/10
Canada- 3.5/10
Cuba- 4/10
Hungary- 7/10
Lithuania- 4/10
Poland- 3/10
Prussia- 5/10
Huh.
MP3 SHUFFLE (Put your iPod or whatever on shuffle and answer the questions!)
1. How does the world see me?
Umbrella - Vanilla Sky (The world loves and protects me from rain? Pfft. Okay. I believe that. _)
2. Will I have a happy life?
Fake It - Seether (Guess not...)
3. What do people really think of me?
You Stupid Girl - Framing Hanley (Yeah. Well, I hurt your heart so neh.)
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
I Am Your Enemy - Secrets (Talk about rough lust...I'm okay with that.)
5. How can I make others happy?
When I'm Gone - Simple Plan (To make myself happy?)
6. How can I make myself happy?
Disco Pogo - Die Atzen (Yes. Just yes *.* Happy every time)
7. What should I do with my life?
Danse et Danse - Coeur De Pirate (Dance and Dance!)
8. Will I ever have children?
I Don't Wanna Die - Hollywood Undead ("I don't wanna die. So you're gonna have to." Sorry, kids. )
9. What is some good advice for me?
Bullet - Hollywood Undead (Drink Gin with a bottle of pills, slit my wrists, and jump off a 20 story building...Sounds like a great idea. -_-)
10. What do I think my current theme song is?
Lips Like Morphine - Kill Hannah (Why, thank you ;) )
11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Hear Me - Kelly Clarkson (The song's actually quite accurate...)
12. What song will play at my funeral?
All Time Low - The Wanted (They can't forget me if they tried :D)
13. What type of men do you like?
Pour Some Sugar on Me - Def Leppard (Uh...Maybe? Eh, what the hell. Why not? :) )
14. What is my wedding day going to be like?
Bruises and Bitemarks - Good with Grenades ( //// I shall regret nothing...)
15. Why am I here?
Stand In the Rain - Superchick (To never give up and give hope to others?)
16. What will people remember me for?
Just the Girl - The Click Five (Cold, sarcastic, mean, cynical, and lonely? Meh, sounds about right.)
17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
Here Without You - 3 Doors Down
18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?
It's Killing Me - Secrets
19. What will this year be all about?
Show Me Love(Original Russian) -T.a.T.u.
20 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
Shut Up - Linkin Park ('Cuz why not?)
21 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
Circus - Britney Spears (Damn Straight! XD That's perfect actually in that situation.)
22 - Your message to the world:
My Goodies - Ciara (Look but don't touch. You can't have them. I tease ;) )
23 - Your deepest secret:
Your Touch - Kutless (I need no-one _ ...)
24 - Your innermost desire:
To Be Loved - Papa Roach (Maybe..)
25 - Your oldest memory makes you think:
Fly - Hilary Duff (Everything does change quickly. I can't hold onto the past, I suppose.)
26 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
Only Girl - Rihanna (I'm the only girl in the world to you now. :) )
27 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
Right Here - Ashes Remain (I'm a protector. I'll hold you. )
28 - Right now, your feelings are:
You and Me - Lifehouse (Just you and I, internet :3)
29 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:
Carry On - Hedley (Call me a beautiful disaster. I hold your heart. You'll go no where. Yet..you keep me going..)
30- You’d describe you best friend as:
It's Not What They Say - Framing Hedley (I treat them like my children and I watch over them? Sounds familiar..)
31- You'd describe yourself as:
Contact - Falling Up
32- Your friends describe you as:
Picture Perfect - Every Avenue (It doesn't mean much to me :3)
33- In an elevator you are most likely to:
Rich Girl - Gwen Stefani (Dance and sing this to the elevator XD)
34- Your philosophy in life is:
Girl Next Door - Saving Jane (I'm never good enough, am I?...)
35. What would you say about your boyfriend?
Which to Bury, Us or the Hatchet - Relient K (I love you, but I don't like you right now. You're a terrible invisible boyfriend)
36.What is the first thing you say in the morning?
Between You and I - Every Avenue (
37. Your teacher is...
Bad Boy - Cascada (Uh...How about no?)
38. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
Hey Baby, Here's That Son You Wanted - blessthefall
39. How would you describe your next door neighbors?
Apologize - Silverstein (I have no neighbors :/)
40. What would your Best Friend say about you?
Simple Girl - Avenue 52
41. How do you feel right now?
Into the Night - Nickleback (Dance with me in the moonlight and redeem my soul lawl)
42.What's on your bedside table right now?
In Your Shadow - Tokio Hotel
43.What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Come Clean - Hilary Duff
44. When you open your wardrobe you see...
Haruka Kanata - Naruto Opening Theme 2
45. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
Comatose - Skillet
46. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?
Do It Like A Dude - Jessie J (Girl pretending to be a guy to prove a point)
47. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
The A Team - Boyce Avenue (I ADORE their cover for this song. So, yeah I'd sing it. :') )
48. Your life's theme song?
I'm Not Dead Yet - For All Those Sleeping (I like this theme)
49. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
Savin' Me - NIckleback
50. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?
Ment to Live - Switcfoot (Well...That's ironic)
51. Your motto is..
Right Now (Na Na Na) - Asking Alexandria
52. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...
Numb - Linkin Park
53. What did you dream about tonight?
What About Now - Daughtry
54. Any last words?
Balckout - Breathe Carolina ;)
55 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:
Saint-Laurent - Coeur De Pirate (I await you on Boulevard Saint Laurent)
Now it's time for 100 random and prying question into my personal life:
1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No.
2) Do you hate more than 3 people? No.
3) How many houses have you lived in? At least 6 or 7.
4) Favourite candy bar? Snickers
5) Favourite shoes? Closest to me in the morning.
6) Have you ever tripped someone? No.
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Yes. Like 4. I really liked her when I was little. :/
10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Nope.
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Anime.
12) Favourite genre of music? Rock, I suppose. I listen to most everything though. :/
13) What is your zodiac sign? Virgo
14) What time were you born? About 3:30 in the afternoon.
15) Do you like beer? Not Legal yet
16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yes.
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? None.
18) Are you sarcastic? Yes
19) What are your favourite colours? Blue, White, Purple, Red, Green, and Black.
20) How many watches do you own? Several, but I never use them.
21) Summer or winter? Meh.
23) Favourite colour to wear? Depends on the day, but I always have black somewhere.
24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi
25) What color is your mobile phone? Blue
26) Where is your second home? Internet or in my head
27) Have you ever slapped someone? Twice
28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yeah, when I was little.
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 7
30) How many video games do you own? About 55 I guess. :/
31) What was your first pet? A dog
32) Ever had braces? No
33) Do looks matter? Somewhat
34) Do you use chapstick? Yes
35) Name 3 teachers from your Secondary school. Nokes, Lambert, Pelham
36) American Eagle or Abercombie? neither
37) Are you too forgiving? Nope
38) How many children do you want? Maybe 2?
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yup
40) Favourite breakfast meal? Omelette
41) Do you own a gun? No, but I have a bow and several knives
42) Ever thought you were in love? Once but eh. He was a terrible guy.
43) When was the last time you cried? Been a while.
44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Anime Con ):
45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Food is food
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No
47) Have you ever been in a castle? Nope
48) Nicknames? Sam, Sammie, Canada, and Sammikins.
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? no.
50) Ever been to Kentucky? Yes
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Anime
53) Have you ever called someone Boo? My friends have.
55) Do you own a diamond ring? Yes. It was my great grandmother's.
56) Are you happy with your life right now? Not really. But, hey, it gets better, right? :)
57) Do you dye your hair? I would dye it blue or purple if I had to.
58) Does anyone like you? At least 7...But I'm just not interested. (Don't I sound like a bitch... :( )
59) What year were you born? Year of the Tiger.
60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Not existing
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No.
62) McDonalds or Wendys? Why not both? :)
63) Do you like yourself? Some days..
64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mother.
65) Favourite physical feature of the preferred sex? Long or longish hair but no longer than 2 inches past their shoulders :/
66) Are you afraid of the dark? Maybe..
67) Have you ever eaten paste? No
68) Do you own a webcam? Yes
69) Have you ever stripped? No.
70) Ever broke a bone? Yes (I broke my left arm...standing...Hush..I know. Je sais..)
72) Do you chat on AIM often? No
73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Yeah... :(
75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats!
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House
77) Did you like your high school guidance counsellor? No.
78) Has anyone ever called you fat? No.
80) Do you own a car? No
81) Can you cook? Eh. Sort of.
82) 3 things that annoy you:
1. Morons (We all know some)
2. When someone explains something that they know nothing about to someone else -_-
3. People who act like they know everything about the things you told them about to begin with.
83) Do you text message often? No.
84) Money or love? love
85) Do you have any scars? Yes.
86) What do you want more than anything right now? I'm not sure.
87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. ...Well, okay. I guess it depends.
88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships.
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit
90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Yes..
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No
92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yes!
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My friend
95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My friend
96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Myself
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My friend
98) Who was the last person that you fell for? No one.
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Jason
100) Who was the last person that called you? My friend.
:FIRE:.
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
Total: 4
.:WATER:.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
Total: 4
.:EARTH:.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 8
.:AIR:.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
Total: 5
.:DARKNESS:.
You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 2
.:LIGHT:.
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them. (Depends)
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace. (Not that it'll ever happen)
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Total: 4
The Hetalia pledge
I promise to remember Italy
whenever someone mentions pasta
I promise to remember Germany
whenever someome says West
I promise to remeber Japan
whenever I see an Asain tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake
I promise to remember America
whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac
I promise to remember England
whenever I watch Doctor Who
I promise to remember France
whenever I see a rose
I promise to remember China
whenever I see Picachu
I promise to remember Russia
whenever I see a lead pipe
I promise to remember Lithuania
whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Estonia
whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Latvia
whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Belarus
whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother
I promise to remember Ukraine
whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs
I promise to remember Sweden
whenever I pass by an IKEA
I promise to remember Finland
whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'
I promise to remember Spain
whenever I see a tomato field
I promise to remember Romano
whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing
I promise to remember Hungary
whenever I see a frying pan
I promise to remember Austria
whenever I hear someone play Chopin on the piano
I promise to remember Prussia
whenever I hear someone say AWESOME
I promise to remember Poland
whenever I pass a Valley Girl
I promise to remember Switzerland
whenever I see a guy with a gun
I promise to remember Liechtenstein
whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair
I promise to remember Turkey
whenever I think about Phantom of the opera.
I promise to remember Greece
whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat
I promise to remember Egypt
whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle
I promise to remember Canada
whenever I see pancakes
I promise to remember Cuba
whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream
I promise to remember Sealand
whenever I see boat
I promise to remember Grandpa Rome
whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.
I promise to remember Germania
whenever I see Legolas from LOTR
I promise to remember Holy Rome
whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone.
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at
Innocent Uke:
Creative, sweet, and shy, the Innocent Uke dreams of a peaceful life with the perfect partner - someone to protect them, and lavish them with romantic affection. Artistic and gentle in manner and appearance, the Innocent Uke avoids conflict and decision-making, content in placing their complete trust and happiness in their partner's hands - for all they really desire is to surround themselves with the soft and fluffy fantasy world they've created for themselves.
Other common traits of the Innocent Uke include being: thoughtful, trusting, insecure, sensitive, romantic, and loyal.
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.
(Although, I'm a bit of a sadomasochist..)
Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
Stories
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