Atalanta Pendragonne
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Joined 01-17-02, id: 155894, Profile Updated: 05-14-10
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Jhonen Vasquez, and Web Shows.

I'm prone to long bouts of writer's block, so expect extended silences from me.

It drives me crazy to have to mention this. In April of 2005 I wrote a little piece called "50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts" and posted it on my Livejournal. A lot of people liked it. Some sent in their own suggestions, which I collected into appendices.

I didn't invent the "Things I am not allowed to do at _" ; as far as I know, Skippy's List is the original there. But I did write this specific list. At least five people here on fanfiction.net have posted it as their own. List format isn't even allowed on this site (which is why I haven't posted it here; it is on my Skyehawke and DeviantArt pages)! If you've done your own list, by all means, I'd like to read it! But don't take mine or my readers' and claim it as your own. If I see it, I'll report it. If you want to share it, link, don't steal.

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Of Cracks, Rifts, Portals, and Hellmouths by Anonymized Artichoke reviews
Buffy's "gift" of jumping through the portal took her to the Rift in Cardiff, post-Torchwood's destruction. She meets the 11th Doctor, Mrs. Amy Pond, and Mr. Rory Pond. Will feature a shiny new explanation for the Spike/John Hart resemblance.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Buffy S., 11th Doctor
Burn You Up and I'll Burn You Down by Anonymized Artichoke reviews
The Master escapes the Time Lock, now hoping to get the Doctor's attention. It's Jack that finds him and decides the Master needs to be reformed. Slash, non-con, torture, Dark!Jack, references to Torchwood.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Jack H., 11th Doctor - Complete
Kiss and Tell by Anonymized Artichoke reviews
The Master is traveling w/ the Doctor. The Doctor needs Jack to guard the Master while Ten runs an errand. The Master is not happy. Joyful crack. Ten/Master, Ten/Jack, a tiny, tiny bit of Ten/Jack/Master.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/31/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Death and Jack by Anonymized Artichoke reviews
It's not so much that Jack can't die; it's more like he can't stay dead. Which means he gets to run into a certain cute young woman quite often, even if he doesn't remember her while he's alive. Not my characters. Part I of "Death Through the Fandoms".
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sandman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Distant Proximity by animeninjaNIPPON reviews
Johnny gets depressed again and tries to remain cold, despite some persuasion from a manifestation. When he feels the need for affection again, his attention turns to one he could never immortalize... [SLASH Nnyolder!Squee]
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,686 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
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Comfort Food reviews
Welcome to Night Vale. With help from a colleague, Carlos makes a favorite dish from Cecil's childhood.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Complete
Real Friends Stab You In The Front reviews
JTHM:Black Books crossover. Excessively silly. Bernard asks the wrong person to make toast for him...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
The Pureblood Girl's Lament reviews
Song parody, with apologies to Buffy Sainte Marie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/2/2005
Merope Hid Her Face For Shame reviews
After the incarceration of her father and brother, Merope goes to London with Tom Riddle, but it's not the idyll she dreamed of.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005
The Trouble With Parsletongue reviews
For anyone who's ever owned a ball python. Talking to snakes may sound cool, but what would they really have to say?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2005
The Butterfly Road reviews
The rise and fall of MWPP, from Peter's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004