asthmaticdarthvadar
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Joined 09-06-13, id: 5105810, Profile Updated: 09-06-13
Author has written 5 stories for Star Wars, Devil's Carnival, Awoken, Serra Elinsen, and Frozen.

Gender: Female
Name: Padme (I legally changed my name to the name of Darth Vadar's first victim of erotic strangulation!)
This is the ultimate destination for all you "Darth Vadar" fetishists! OMG, like, Darth Vadar has that soul-tingling, baritone voice that destroys me every-time I hear it reverberating through my mind. There is nothing more seductive than the languid flash of his leather-gloved hand, his beautiful black mask concealing his forbidden passion from the world, and his orgiastic choking powers.

Sometimes, like, I have my boyfriend dress up as Darth Vadar to help inspire the creative flashes of fanfiction ideas that I have about my "darth prince." I won't divulge any more details, like, I have to modify what I say here or our salacious secret will be let out like a wild, feral cat. Darth Vadar is like a lovable, doe-eyed black cat that breathes heavily and is a bit unpredictable when anger strikes. He doesn't choke me like Vadar. In real life, I'm far too mundane for that. I'm like the next evolution of E.L. James, writing my twisted Darth Vadar stories, in hopes of writing the next Fifty Shades of Grey with my Darth Prince.

Anyways, like, I really hope everyone loves my Darth Vadar Fetish Fan Page on Fanfiction.net. My boyfriend was nonplussed by all of it, but I assured him that I'll always be his Darth Prince.

Disclaimer: For, like, legal purposes, I ask everyone to..umm.. heed my advice, in case your, boyfriend or girlfriend accidentally chokes you to death. I am in no way responsible for inadvertently inspiring such hot, but lethal forms of S/M passion. While we Darth Vadar fetishists like to safely imagine ourselves being choked to death by our "darth prince," I really hope all my readers can separate fact from fiction. Even with this disclaimer, I'll still get bamboozled by criticism. Oh well, this is a fanfiction profile for ,like, mature fans. I bet all these same people write creepy fanfiction stories about Snape and Harry Potter. Like, no one says anything about that...

Also, this is like, totally, not sexist in any way or inspiring abuse. It's not as if other fan-fiction writers aren't doing the same. Plus, you'll see some women unite with Darth Vadar, like Emilie Autumn (She would effectively choke him with her superior female jedi powers). He only chokes, when the scene in a story is depicted in a dream sequence. Also, you do know he's a villian, like, he is contractually obligated to choke people that aren't on the dark side.

More importantly, Darth Vader is an equal opportunist choker. He chokes men and women, alike. You might say that he's even more progressive in that way.

Update-9-07-13: Hi Dudes and Duddettes! Like, I am so happy to be offering you guys a glimpse of my most intimate Darth Prince fantasies. I've dreamed about him, ever since I was eight years old. See, I have debilitating, like, asthma, and seeing a character portrayed on screen with asthma, like totally, offered me peace of mind that asthma was not a death omen, or anything, like that. I know, you think I might be acting facetious, or something like that, but Darth Vadar really was my first and only love (Sorry BFF! You're always going to be second, though you're my smexy darth prince as well!!! Well, darth prince incognito, under cover with a Halloween mask)
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Elephant Sutra
Both Emilie Autumn (Painted Doll) and Marc Senter (Scorpion) seal their deep platonic relationship, by undergoing the ancient ritual of "Elephant Sutra," which will officiate their pairing as "Platonic Friends," to the deep, spiritual forces of the cosmos and beyond.
Devil's Carnival - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2014 - The Scorpion, The Painted Doll - Complete
In an Asylum Far, Far Away reviews
Having saved Emilie Autumn from "Planet Asylum," Darth Vadar and Emilie Autumn develop a deep, romantic bond that will help the dark side triumph for once!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Darth Vader
Ice-Cold Darth Prince
With the onset of an eternal winter on Planet Norway, Elsa remains entrapped (much like the tragic Lady of Shalott), awaiting her Darth Prince to come liberate her through the magical, sensual power of his menacingly sadistic (though really smexy) force choke
Crossover - Star Wars & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Elsa
Jabba the Hutt's Last Gasp reviews
LIKE OMG This story is so intense, so visceral. We're talking the greatest Jabba the HuttX Vader fanfiction that ever existed here! You will freak out, when you read it! OMG I love my snuggily, thugly Jabba the Hutt, and our reciprocated feelings about Vader's sexy choking abilities.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Jabba the Hutt
Andromeda Slate's Waltz in the Swamp reviews
Andromeda Slate keeps having recurrent dreams about her Darth Prince, but this one erotic nightmare seems to be the real deal. I "heart" Serra Elinsen and Star Wars. OMG!
Crossover - Star Wars & Awoken, Serra Elinsen - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Darth Vader, Andromeda S.