Classic Mecraphone
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Joined 05-04-16, id: 7811168, Profile Updated: 03-04-18
Author has written 8 stories for Xenoblade Chronicles X, Campione!/カンピオーネ!, High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D, Warhammer, Pokémon, Fate/stay night, and Anime X-overs.

Hmm...What to write...Meh, we'll go with standard details then.

Hello there! My name is Classic Mecraphone! Not my real name, unfortunately. Although Olaf Roboheart also has a nice ring to it...I digress. Badly.

So anyway, I'm a college student studying to be a Civil Engineer (considering how bad I am at math, this might be an awful life choice) that writes mainly for fun. Other hobbies include reading (duh), exercising, hanging out with friends, video games, anime, playing with animals and making sarcastic remarks.

When writing I only follow one rule.

Don't write the story you want to write, write the story you wish someone else would write

Things I look for when reading a fic

: At the risk of stating the obvious, basic grammar. I don't need perfect spelling and flowery adjectives to be entertained, also misspelling stuff like 'is', 'what' and mixing up 'they're' and 'there' aren't deal-breakers for me. EVERYONE makes those kinds of boo-boo's, myself most definitely included.

: Lots of conversations between characters. A lot of fics that have interesting ideas or storylines but explain everything through 3rd person omniscience and not the characters mouths really hurts my enjoyment.

: Stuff that heavily diverges from canon. Not necessarily abandoning everything and completely re-writing the whole mythos, but more like using it as the occasional crutch or jumping off point. Use the universe and characters, don't just follow it verbatim.

: A good romance, harem or otherwise. A rather obvious thing really, but this really is a point of contention for me. I've got nothing against 2 characters seeing each other for the first time and immediately porking each other's brains out, but just that act alone does not a relationship make, something I've noticed a decent amount of fics do. They buildup interaction but once sex has been achieved, the whole deal just kinda stops developing.

: A bit of sarcastic humor. This is totally my own preference, and one I bet a decent number of people would disagree with, but a few snarky assholes go a long way in making me like the story. Nothing makes me less inclined to like a character if they only act as 'unceasingly kind and loving gary/mary-stue' and nothing else.

...I take that back, I would even love an 'unceasingly kind and loving gary/mary-stue who's also kind of a schmuck about it all'.

: OC's. Sure, alot of people hate them if the popularity of most OC centered fics is any indicator, and I've definitely seen some bizarrely awful originals that made me drop a fic in just a few sentences, but if there's one thing that draws my immediate attention, it's a completely original character.

Things that make me drop a fic faster than a hot potato covered in spiders (usually)

: A story that is based around the canon pairing. It's like, dude...it's been done already. In all seriousness though I don't immediately discount a story just because of this one factor (I'd miss out on way too much good stuff) but I read fan fics because it's an opportunity to do something different.

: Extreme OOC (out of character) stories that completely change everything about a character whether it be appearance, backstory, personality, powers...and refuse to call them OC's. It's a petty gripe of mine, I know, but c'mon. Just man up and admit you made your own new character XD

: Really long fight scenes. Ok this is kind of a weird one, but accurately bringing to life the intensity of a battle in writing is difficult, and the longer said fight drags on, the more apparent this becomes. A fight should either be short and sweet, or have several layers to it due to different powers conflicting so that the 'phases' can remain 'separate' from each other, not blending together in one blob of sound effects and descriptors of how you can punch someone. Since I just did an awful job of explaining that, let me use an example.

Take the DBZ Goku vs Frieza fight. You can argue whether you like it or not, think it's boring or not, but you can't deny that the act of seeing and hearing the actual combat is what makes the thing tick (It sure ain't the dialogue, which mostly consists of GGGGGHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA). Now, take that entire fight, all the episodes and everything, and try to translate it into words.

Good luck with that.

Ideas that I'll probably never get to do because time is limited and we'll all die at some point in the future wow that's depressing

Evangelion: Steel and Skin: So the beginning of this particular plot bunny came about after I realized that guns were, on the whole, largely ineffective throughout the entirety of the show. And then the thought of, 'hey, what if the military wasn't mostly useless?' as well as, 'what if all seven EVA units actually got to work together?'

Thus, Steel and Skin was born. The plot is the same, the characters are the same...the story and the way it plays out isn't.

Because this time the Angels brought back up.

The Seraphims: the Angels we're all familiar with (Ramiel, Zeruel, etc).

The Cherubims: Angels slightly less powerful than Seraphims but still capable of engaging an EVA on somewhat equal terms

The Thrones: Just as powerful as Cherubims but have a far more chaotic AT field, making them susceptible to more conventional barrages of physical weaponry.

The Dominions: More along the line of Grunts or basic foot soldiers, they often attack in groups as they don't have either an AT field or physical makeup powerful enough to go toe-to-toe with EVAs.

The Principalities: Odd, Human sized Angels that are rare sights but seem to perform odd tasks beyond, 'kill all Humans'. They have been seen capturing the occasional Human or stealing odd bits of modern civilization, behaviors both NERV and the world at large are unable to explain.

So yeah. Seraphims are the boss monsters while the rest keep Humanity on it's toes, the Evas and military often working in conjunction to take down groups of Angels.

Ideally, the story starts off after Angel attacks around the globe stop, instead focusing all their efforts on NERV headquarters and Tokyo-3, prompting a mass transportation of Evas and their accompanying battle groups to that location.

Cue drama and action all in one glorious mess!

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A Shattered Vale by Darkbetrayer reviews
Remember a time when things made sense? Humans killed Grimm, Grimm killed humans, and criminals could make an honest living? Back before teenagers ruined everything? Roman Torchwick remembers. When Neo finds a boy who can frighten Grimm, Roman decides this could be useful, while he pretends to locate the boy's friends.
Crossover - Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 379,994 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 5/13/2017 - Accelerator, Tōma K., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Code Geass: Redo of the Rebellion by Sir Kai reviews
Zero Requiem is in tatters and the world is on fire. Watching as his greatest plan crumbles before his eyes, Lelouch is offered the ultimate chance: to go back and redo his Black Rebellion. If he succeeds, he can enjoy the fruits of his labor with those he loves. If he fails, however, he will cease to exist. The battle for salvation begins.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 173,570 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Lelouch L.
RWBY: Final Judgement by Starlight's Poet reviews
He took the path of Anarchy. He slain his friends to create a new world. He dragged YHVH from his throne and defeated him. But due to a last ditch effort from a sore loser, he was cast out from his world into a new one. A world that has been reduced to mere Remnants. What will you do, Salem, now that a Godslayer has come to this world?
Crossover - Megami Tensei & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 81,953 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Nameless
Overlord by DownSmashJon reviews
Being reborn in the world of RWBY means that the Grimm are your natural enemies. My case is the complete opposite. I'm not really sure who I pissed off in my previous life but being reborn as a Beowolf was definitely not something I expected. (SI)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,861 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 3,111 - Follows: 3,959 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 7/19/2017 - Ozpin, OC, Jaune A., Summer R.
Carry on, because life goes on by deadnoble reviews
So long as you draw breath, never give up. Grit your broken teeth and drag your bloody carcass forward. Fight, suffer, cry as you crawl through the dark pits of despair. And who knows? Maybe one day you'll find that your unsightly struggle had some meaning. **SAO AU, from the perspective of an OC protagonist. Extra emphasis on SAO supporting cast. NOT a self-insert**
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,747 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Klein/Ryoutarou T., Lisbeth/Rika S., Argo, OC
White by Melkor's Mercy reviews
What if Rukia had never shown up and given Ichigo Shinigami powers? What if the hollow killed him instead? How would this affect Aizen's plans of betrayal? Ichigo finds himself eaten by a hollow shortly after death and awakens within the desolate realm of Hueco Mundo as a Gillian. With only fragmented memories of his past life, he struggles to achieve purpose. Ichigo/harem
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 309,506 - Reviews: 3735 - Favs: 7,168 - Follows: 7,514 - Updated: 10/6/2018 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Ichigo K., Neliel T. O./Nel, Apacci, Menoly
Resounding Healer by Sorre reviews
Think of any series with a broken, inconsistent powers system. What comes to mind? Naruto? Bleach? Nah, the most headache inducing system is easily DxD and I have the dubious honor of being reborn in this world. Whoever did this didn't even give me the advantage of a Longinus or some noble lineage, the fucker. At least I'm not cannon fodder? !OC-Insert !Reincarnation/Transmigration
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,113 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 7/30/2018 - Published: 1/1/2018
Not Everyone's a Hero by lioncousin reviews
Most people dream about becoming a Huntsmen, a hero to the inhabitants of Remnant. But not everyone can carry out that dream. Due to events outside of his control Athrun Crocell was forced to realize that harsh reality at a young age. The truth is not everyone can be a hero, but being a hero isn't the only way to survive.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,803 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/24/2018 - Published: 2/11/2016 - OC, Cinder F., Mercury B., Neo
In Memoriam by Shockz reviews
AU/Rewrite. In a city where science has made the impossible mundane, a young man meets a very strange girl, who speaks to him of things yet stranger. Meanwhile, four friends stumble into a conspiracy that threatens to overturn everything they thought they knew about their home.
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,746 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 3/3/2018 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Complete
Neon Metathesis Evangelion by Octo8 reviews
Starting after Shamshel/Episode 4, angels arrive in a different chronological order than in canon, as do certain other events. In the midst of all this, Shinji, Asuka and Rei form bonds to each other, that will eventually result in romance. But of course, even so angels screw things up, SEELE keeps plotting and Gendo advances his scenario.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 275,666 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 9/9/2016 - [Asuka L. S., Shinji I., Rei A.]
The Devil's Reprisal by Diablo Snowblind reviews
What is the value of a life? Of a soul? The Devil of Tekkadan, Mikazuki Augus, refused to die in the final battle and has been brought back to the beginning of it all, to find the place where he belongs once more. But he has grown up, and the journey will never be the same again.
Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,169 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 7/25/2017 - Published: 5/10/2017
For Those We Cherish by The Crimson Lord reviews
Above the planet called Remnant, the Empyrean opens to reveal a Chapter in their darkest hour.
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 52,503 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 2/25/2017 - Published: 9/18/2016
Manners Maketh Dragon by Ryushinchi reviews
Issei Hyoudou, no matter his circumstances, has always been an existence which revolved around women. Of course, with a bit of helpful direction early on in life, that fixation might have been channelled a bit more constructively than peeking into locker rooms. This is the story of the man who would become the ultimate Gentleman - and a Dragon too, if he had time.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,867 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 10/9/2016 - H. Issei, OC, Ddraig
Flipside by Negligible1 reviews
Naruto Namikaze, the venerated Hero, son of the Fourth Hokage, container of the Nine Tailed Fox. Sasuke Uchiha, last of the traitorous Uchiha clan, pariah of Konoha. Sakura Haruno, an orphan whose parents were killed when Konoha refused to pay their ransom. This is Team 7, Kakashi Hatake's team. This is life on the flipside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,647 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Lelouch of Britannia by Cal reflector reviews
History often hinges on a moment. What if young Lelouch avoided the fate of exile and remained with the royal family? All roles become reversed. The tale of Lelouch's quest for power and vengeance as the Black Prince of the Empire.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,685 - Reviews: 3101 - Favs: 4,728 - Follows: 4,200 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Lelouch L.
Lunatique by Moczo reviews
Late one night in the Clock Tower, a frustrated Rin and a mildly amused Zelretch have a little chat. As the moon shines down, the Wizard Marshall weaves a tale for his prize pupil, of the greatest and most costly battle of his career...
Crossover - Tsukihime & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,663 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 162 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Rin T. - Complete
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Death's Heroes reviews
Contrary to what most believe, Zelretch DOES actually try to help out the world. Most of the time. But he can only be in so many places at once and there's no shortage of unpleasant things out there that can hop between worlds as easily as he can. Thus, he turns to his cosmic janitor friend Horatius and his Heroic Spirits to lend a helping hand. Until a joke goes awry, that is...
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,908 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 12/16/2017 - Gilgamesh, OC, Scathach, Attila the Hun
King of Thieves and Shadows reviews
The Valefors. One of the respected 72 Pillars of Devil society and a family with influence in both the legal side of things and the not so legal. Until one night they are wiped out to nearly the last member, leaving only the youngest son, Caine, lost and in an unfamiliar environment that he must learn to thrive in. 1st chapter has more complete summary.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 573,849 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 11/29/2016 - T. Koneko, Vali L., OC, Kuroka - Complete
CM's Adoptable Bunnies
A collection of ideas that never were completed or expanded upon due to time constraints but I wished to keep writing, if another wants to take over them PM or get into contact through other means.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 38,714 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3
Campione: The Theomachy! reviews
When a Human who has trained all of his life to fight against the threat of Heretic Gods earns the power of a Godslayer, our world will undergo a drastic change whether it's ready or not. A change where those with power believed change would never occur. A Theomachy. First chapter contains more details on what you're getting into! Slight AU timeline.
Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 424,383 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Salvatore D., K. Godou, Alice L., OC - Complete
The Welsh of the Jade Mountains reviews
Asia is sent as a sacrifice to the Crimson King, the Angel Irina being sent along to ensure that she reaches her destination unharmed. Needless to say, nothing at all goes according to plan and they end up as captives/roomates with an insanely powerful Dragon. A Yokai Princess was just icing on the cake. CANCELLED, UP FOR ADOPTION!
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,066 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/25/2018 - Published: 4/11/2018 - [Ddraig, A. Asia, Kunou, S. Irina] - Complete
Chaos Sundered reviews
Fighting Gods is what Adeyemi and the Kadingir are good at. Been doing it for decades. But when a routine hunt goes awry and they find themselves in the domain of beings much more powerful, yet eerily familiar, to their usual quarry, well...let the hunt commence. And if they completely upend the established balance of power in doing so? Well, Campione are troublemakers after all.
Crossover - Warhammer & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,670 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/2/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - The Emperor, Grey Knights, Khorne, OC
SWAPR reviews
Special Weapons And Pokemon Response. SWAPR. Only called out when the going gets rough, SWAPR teams have a reputation for efficiency and immaculate success. But what about the people beneath the uniform, Danilo Reyes in particular? There's a story beneath every helmet, one of both their partners and their family, and all the difficulties that come with both. Currently one-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,749 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2017 - Arcanine/Windie, Nidoking, Skarmory/Airmd, OC
Xenoblade X: Interim reviews
The problem with happy endings is that nothing is ever truly over. With the Ganglion under the thumb of a ruthless new leader, and the unpleasant reality of Cross's past being brought to light, NLA's brief moment of peace has ended. Rating: contains themes, language and violence prevalent in the game
Xenoblade Chronicles X - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 173,694 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/21/2016 - Published: 5/6/2016 - [Avatar/Cross, Celica] Elma, Mia - Complete