![]() Hi! My name is on the internet if you bother to search :) But you can call me Marz! I like to sing and dance, throw flags, and read FanFictions. I'm totally obsessed with so many random things that range from my cat James to people with wings, and just about everything in between. Yeh #;) Name: Marz Age: 16 Gender: girl Race: white Religion: JESUS ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!! (Christian) Hometown: Plano, Texas Country: The United States of America Occupation: school.But I will sit your babies!!!!! Sports: color guard, and choir. (I will argue that yes these are both sports) Family: two older sisters, a younger brother, and a butt load of cousins Favorite Color: Blue Pets: a cat jammed James (AKA JJ) Music: Christian, rock, pop, classical, and the occasional stray song. Hobbies: sleeping, reading, searching the internet, tossing objects and praying that I catch them, hanging out with people, and singing. Favorite Song: Apologize by Onerepublic Favorite Cartoon: Shaun the Sheep Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: strawberry Favorite Saying: “Don’t just practice your art but force your way into its secrets. For it and knowledge can raise man to the Devine.” -Beethoven Favorite Singer: Ryan Tedder Favorite Duo: Andrea Bochellia and Celine Dion Favorite Summer Song: don’t have one Favorite Love Song: let me get back to this one Favorite Smell: Favorite Food: green bean casserole Favorite Movies: The HPs, Spidermans, and Revenge of the Bridesmaids Favorite Show: Mythbusters Relationship Status: Single Best Friends: Cameron and Juliann I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Your Guy Side YOUR GIRL SIDE: Would you rather STOP RACISM! NOW! DO IT! NOW! I SAID NOW! Girls CHECK THIS OUT! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you’re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile. -A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. You know you're a writer... I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Black Rose Dye, Geradsredskittle666, AbbyLover. Zacks-Beetle Crazy Ninja Chicks , tivamcabby5, The Jagged Farrow, marz loves jj You know you live in 2010 when... WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE. 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go." 2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub." 4. Name your dog "Dog." 5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think." 7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." 8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol. 9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment. 11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 12. Tell 1-800 operators they sound gay and ask for a date. 13. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks. 14. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places. 15. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet mignon. 16. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 17. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies. 18. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. 19. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 20. Repeat everything someone says as a question. 21. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps. 22. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories. 23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now." 24. Light road flares on a birthday cake. 25. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley. 26. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. 27. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read. 28. Ask people what gender they are. 29. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray. 30. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 31. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. 32. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September. 33. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a." 34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 35. Chew on pens that you've borrowed. 36. Wear a lot of cologne. 37. Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing." 38. Sing along at the opera. 39. Mow your lawn with scissors. 40. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batter!" 41. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend." 42. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 43. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles." 44. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. 45. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn. 46. Make appointments for the 31st of September. 47. Invite lots of people to other people's parties. 48. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 49. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 50. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 51. Practice making fax and modem noises. 52. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss. 53. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." 54. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 55. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 56. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 57. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 58. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise. 59. Honk and wave to strangers. 60. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE. 61. type only in lowercase. 62. dont use any punctuation either 63. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 64. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat. 65. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as you can, over and over and over.. 66. Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone. 67. Drum on every available surface. 68. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. 69. Set alarms for random times. 70. Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public consisting of "Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip.." 71. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off. 72. Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted. 73. Dress only in clothes coloured Hunter's Orange. 74. Wear your pants backwards. 75. Begin all your sentences with "ohh la la!" 76. Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music." 77. Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode. 78. Pay for your dinner with pennies. 79. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes. 80. Repeat everything someone says, as a question. 81. Leave tips in Bolivian currency. 82. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador." 83. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 84. When Christmas carolling, sing "Jingle bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained. 85. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One." 86. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song. 87. Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along. 88. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 89. Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk into it. 90. Drive half a block. 91. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination. 92. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl. 93. "Forget" the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." 94. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes." 95. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar," or the Mr. Rogers theme song. 96. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 97. Ask to "interface" with someone. 98. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket." 99. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture." 100. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims. 101. Never make eye contact. 102. Never break eye contact. 103. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results. 104. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice. 105. Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice. 106. Say "okay, you're gay" to anything someone says. 107. As peole talk, smell their shoulders. 108. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention." 109. Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?" 110. Place your shoes on the table. 111. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right. 112. When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off." 113. Switch your neighbour's lawn furniture with someone else's. 114. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today. 115. Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips. 116. Sample every flavour of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one. 117. Pick your ear wax and ask if you could use their sleeve to wipe it off. 118. Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President. 119. Speak in a strong Welsh accent. 120. Wear odd shoes. 121. Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly. 122. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says. 123. Throw stones at people walking past your house. 124. Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds. 125. Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles. 126. Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke. 127. Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening. 128. Spend an entire weekend pretending you are R2D2. 129. Phone random numbers and tell them you are holding their daughter hostage. 130. Recite the first 4,000 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too. 131. Pretend you have gone comopletely deaf. 132. etirW sdrawkcab. 133. Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food. 134. Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it. 135. Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in restaurants. 136. Play the electric guitar very loudly and badly, then when the neighbours ask you to turn it down, play even louder. When they come round to complain again, say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you asked me to turn it up! 137. Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence you say. 138. Drive on the wrong side of the road. 139. Secretly learn to play the piano, then go to a friend's house who has a piano. Claim you've never played before then play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring perfectly the first time. Then say, "I guess I must kinda be a natural." 140. Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme. 141. Claim that until recently, you thought Michael Jackson was a woman. 142. Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot. 143. Go to a Metallica concert wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt. 144. Tell everyone you are Bill Clinton's cousin. 145. Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away. 146. Dedicate your life to politics, become president of the United States, then raise all taxes to 90%. 147. Down a can of Coke in one and then burp loudly. 148. Insist that it was Bobby who shot J.R. 149. Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the." 150. Wire up people's cars so the horn comes on as soon as their car is started. 151. Ride a unicycle to work. 152. E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows '95 that aren't actually there. 153. Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat. 154. Continuously mumble during a conversation. 155. Take off the eraser to every pencil in your house. 156. When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly. 157. Insist on "Weird Al" sing-a-longs. 158. On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns. 159. When walking down a main road, act like a drunk. 160. Wear nothing but white and go mud wrestling. 161. Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant. 162. When walking, talk to yourself constantly. 163. Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking. 164. Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing." 165. Go to a gumball machine insert coins until you have a matching pair of fake eyeballs. After attaning these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and over again. Drive down the street wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone theme very loud. When you get pulled over, leap into the passenger's seat and claim, "He was here a minute ago, officer!" 166. On a night other than Halloween, get a few friends together and dress like Jason from Friday the 13th. Place each one a mile apart on an unlit highway. 167. After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't recieved enough chocolate sprinkles. 168. Push a raisin into someone's cream-filled donut. 169. Spread fertilizer on half your neighbour's lawn. 170. Add A535 (liquid heat) to that little hole down the centre of someone's anti-perspirant. 171. Throw an Oh Henry! in a public pool. 172. When at a party with an infant present, ask the parent for a diaper. Prepare the diaper with Nutella, peanut butter, etc. Insert the diaper into the garbage can. Later, reach into the garbage, pull out the diaper, announce, "Hey, look what I found," and chow down! 173. At school, stick "presents" in people's backpacks or purses, such as mud, rocks, sticks, and leaves. 174. Call every pager number you know and leave the number for your local McDonald's. 175. Wash and scrub the trees in your front lawn. 176. Throw newspapers back at paperboys. 177. Tell people their fly is down when they're wearing sweat pants. 178. Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look. 179. At random times in a conversation, say "hi," "hello Sir, how are you?" or "have a good day, thank you." Now for 180. Forward stupid chain letters to as many people as you can. Remember: Be annoying whenever possible 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. 86% of teenage girls would become depressed if Glee were to be cancelled. If you are part of the other 14% percent that would proudly shout: "HAHA! NCIS WINS AGAIN!” copy this into your profile. 92 of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and Pase this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 laughing. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will and proud of it copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature. If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you facepalm a lot, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile! If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm a cat lover! MEOW! If you LOVE to read, and read often, copy and paste this! If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. You like Cake Bossand watch it whenever you can! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile. I'm a geek and I'm proud of it! For those who like learning and aren't afraid to show it, copy and paste this! If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy this into your profile. I think that falling in love with non-existent people like characters in books or movies is perfectly normal. If you agree with me, copy this into your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile Max: "Will you quit that?" Gasman: "What does that mean" (points to a sign that says Stay Off the Third Rail!) Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton.What've you been eating, rocks?" Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parents?" The Gasman: "This is nice. It's like summer camp." Max: “I’m okay now. Maybe it’s a stomach bug or something.” Yeah, the kind of stomach bug that causesbrain cancer. Max: “Sixty dollars?” Fang: “Yes! Freaks rule.” Mike: “Where’s your gear?” Random Person: “Is this a movie?” Agent: “And how do you spell that?” Dean: “Max, we want to help you. But you’ve got to help us to. Fair is fair.” Iggy: “Max? Can I come in?” Max: “Something’s wrong with me, but I don’t know what.” The Gasman: (In Mr. Pruitt’s voice) “You ignorant little sah-vages. You malignant little fiends.” (Then in Max’s voice) “But sir, our parents are missionaries. Lying is the Tenth Commandment. They’re innocent of all wrongdoing. What’s a stink bomb?” Fang: “So I guess we just kiss the world good-bye.” Fang: “Holy (insert a swear word of your choice here).” Max: “Did you know that wasn’t me, the other Max?” Max: “Lay off the freaking horn!” Max: “We’ll be like cavemen, trying to weave clothes out of plant fibers. We’ll have nothing! Nothing!All because you and the kids want to kick back in a La-Z-Boy during the most important time in history!” Fang: “We’re going to pretend nothing’s going on? That’s stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open.” Dr. Martinez: “Fang? Are you – like Max?” Max: “So, you have your price. Your soul for a cookie.” Max: “Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much.” Max: “What I said yesterday didn’t mean anything! I love everyonein the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!” Fang: “There is one bright side to this.” Jeb: “Any nausea? Headache?” Jeb: “The truth is, Max, nothing is as it seems.” Ter Borcht: “You haf a malfunctioning chip, you get debilitating headaches, and your leadership skills are sadly much less than ve had hoped for.” Ter Borcht: “Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?” Ter Borcht: “Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?” Ter Borcht: “Does anysing on you vork properly?” Ter Borcht: “Is dere anysing special about you?” Gazzy: (in ter Borcht’s voice) “I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!” Max: “Now, let’s say they come get us.” Ter Borcht: “It is time to eliminate you. You haf failed all de tests. You are not useful.” Max: “Gosh. It’s like looking in a mirror.” Scientist: “How high can you fly?” Fang: “Have you guys been playing in toxic waste again?” Gazzy: “Dive-bomb!” Nudge: “No. I looked for you too. Were you behind the tree?” Total: “I don’t have fleas.” Iggy: “They call me the White Knight.” Max: So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I’m a lucky girl. Max: “I’m only a kid! I can’t get married!” Max: There was a tiny skylight. Could I — oh. Max no fly. Bummer. Jeb: “Max.” Max: When Fang asked if it was time to get back, I thought hazily, Back to what? Fang: “Is it hard, being you?” Max: “Did you leave the flamethrowers lying around again?” Dudley: They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice? Harry: No, thanks. The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it -- it might be sick. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone 1st Weasley Twin: Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea. 2nd Weasley Twin: Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it. Once -- 1st Weasley Twin: Or twice -- 2nd Weasley Twin: A minute -- 1st Weasley Twin: All summer -- Percy: Oh, shut up! Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Professor McGonagall: Well, thank you for that assessment, Mr Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way, one of you might be on time. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Dumbledore: I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I have rather lost my liking for them. But, I think I could be safe with a nice toffee. (eats it) Dumbledore: ...Hmm, alas, earwax. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (in the Devil's Snare) Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster! Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax! Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone Harry: So light a fire! Hermione: Yes... of course... but there's no wood! Ron: HAVE YOU GONE MAD! ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT! Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Ron: "A Study of Hogwarts' Prefects and Their Later Careers." That sounds fascinating. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Fred: Oh get out of the way, Percy. Harry's in a hurry. George: Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"? Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Ron: Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, he had to get one that hits back. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Draco: Sure you can manage that broom, Potter? Harry: Yeah, reckon so Draco: Got plenty of special features, hasn't it? Shame it doesn't come with a parachute-in case you get too near a Dementor. (Crabbe and Goyle sniggered) Harry: Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Ron: Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross… (consulting "Unfogging the Future") That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' -- sorry about that -- but there's a thing that could be a sun… hang on… that means 'great happiness'… so you're going to suffer but be very happy… Harry: You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me… Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Professor Lupin: Now repeat after me -- without wands please -- repeat after me, Riddikulus. Class: Riddikulus! Professor Lupin: And again! Class: Riddikulus! Malfoy: This class is ridiculous. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Hermione: Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats, you know. Ron: Yeah, along with the dungbeetle. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Professor Trelawney: The study of Divination will give you the rare gift of SIGHT! (stands up, and promptly bumps into her table) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Professor Trelawney: Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb? Ron (whispering to Harry): I don't need help. It's obvious what this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Ron to Pettigrew (with revulsion): I let you sleep in my bed! Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Fred Weasley: Anyone can speak Troll, All you have to do is point and grunt. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Ron: Don't talk to me. Hermione: Why not? Ron: Because I want to fix that in my memory forever… Ron (his eyes closed): Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret... Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Percy: I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days. Fred: Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce? Percy: That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway! It was nothing personal! Fred (whispering to Harry): It was. We sent it. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Hermione: You seem to be drowning twice. Ron: Oh, am I? I'd better change one of them to getting trampled by a rampaging Hippogriff. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Ron: Poor old Snuffles. He must really like you, Harry… Imagine having to live off rats. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Luna Lovegood: No, I think I'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up... It always does in the end. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Albus Dumbledore: Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Peeves: We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun! Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Fred: He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Enid Smeek : She's nutty as squirrel poo. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Auntie Muriel : You there, give me a chair, I'm a hundred and seven! “I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, then all at once.” “Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.” “I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we’ll ever have, and I am in love with you.” “Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.” “Some people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make them,” I said. “Right, of course. But you keep the promise anyway. That’s what love is. Love is keeping the promise anyway.” “The marks humans leave are too often scars.” “Oh, I wouldn’t mind, Hazel Grace. It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.” “May I see you again?” he asked. There was an endearing nervousness in his voice.I smiled. “Sure.” “Tomorrow?” he asked. “Patience, grasshopper,” I counseled. “You don’t want to seem overeager. “Right, that’s why I said tomorrow,” he said. “I want to see you again tonight. But I’m willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow.” I rolled my eyes. “I’m serious,” he said. “You are so busy being YOU that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.” “The pleasure of remembering had been taken from me, because there was no longer anyone to remember with. It felt like losing your co-rememberer meant losing the memory itself, as if the things we’d done were less real and important than they had been hours before.” “You realize that trying to keep your distance from me will not lessen my affection for you. All efforts to save me from you will fail.” “Maybe ‘okay’ will be our ‘always” “You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful.” “And then the line was quite but not dead. I almost felt like he was there in my room with me, but in a way it was better, like I was not in my room and he was not in his, but instead we were together in some invisible and tenuous third space that could only be visited on the phone.” “That’s the good thing about pain. It demands to be felt.” |
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