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Joined 07-25-11, id: 3104755, Profile Updated: 07-11-14

Hi! My name is on the internet if you bother to search :) But you can call me Marz!

I like to sing and dance, throw flags, and read FanFictions. I'm totally obsessed with so many random things that range from my cat James to people with wings, and just about everything in between.

Yeh #;)

Name: Marz

Age: 16

Gender: girl

Race: white

Religion: JESUS ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!! (Christian)

Hometown: Plano, Texas

Country: The United States of America

Occupation: school.But I will sit your babies!!!!!

Sports: color guard, and choir. (I will argue that yes these are both sports)

Family: two older sisters, a younger brother, and a butt load of cousins

Favorite Color: Blue

Pets: a cat jammed James (AKA JJ)

Music: Christian, rock, pop, classical, and the occasional stray song.

Hobbies: sleeping, reading, searching the internet, tossing objects and praying that I catch them, hanging out with people, and singing.

Favorite Song: Apologize by Onerepublic

Favorite Cartoon: Shaun the Sheep

Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: strawberry

Favorite Saying: “Don’t just practice your art but force your way into its secrets. For it and knowledge can raise man to the Devine.” -Beethoven

Favorite Singer: Ryan Tedder

Favorite Duo: Andrea Bochellia and Celine Dion

Favorite Summer Song: don’t have one

Favorite Love Song: let me get back to this one

Favorite Smell:

Favorite Food: green bean casserole

Favorite Movies: The HPs, Spidermans, and Revenge of the Bridesmaids

Favorite Show: Mythbusters

Relationship Status: Single

Best Friends: Cameron and Juliann

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Your Guy Side
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.(depends on the sport)
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night - sometimes
TOTAL: 10

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (I LOVE Star Wars!!)
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid
.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
Total: 19

Would you rather
1.pierce your nose or tongue? nose
2. Be serious or be funny? serious
3. Drink whole or skim milk? whole
4. Die in a fire or drown? fire
5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? parents
either or question
1. Sun or moon? sun
2. Winter or Fall? fall
3. left or right? right
4. Ten acquaintances or two best friends? Two best friends
5. Sunny or rain: sunny
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? chocolate
About you:
1. What time is it? 8:50 pm
2. What is your name? Marz
3. What do you want to do? Right now? Be with friends
4. Where do you wanna live? In the same school system I’m in now
5. How many kids do you want? 2 or more at least one boy and one girl
6. Do you want to get married? Yes
7. have you ever done drugs? No (unless you count having caffeine)
8. what do you like on your pizza? Cheese
9. Can you cross your eyes? Yes
10. Do you make your bed daily? LOL No
Random
1. Which shoe goes on first? Left
2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone? Yes
3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl
4. Have you ever eaten Spam? No
5. Favorite ice cream? Strawberry cheesecake
6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? 3ish
7. Do you cook? Yes
8. Current mood? moot
In the last 48 hours have you:
1. kissed some one? on the cheek, yes
2. Sang? Yes
3. Been hugged: Yes
4. Felt stupid: Yes
5. Missed someone: Yes
6. Danced Crazy? Yes
7. Gotten your hair cut? No
8. Cried: Maby
9. been kissed: Yes, on the cheek
Random questions
Have you ever been searched by the cops? No I wish
Do you have a Dog?: no
The last time you've been sledding? Never
Do you consider yourself creative? Yes
Do you have any friends on FF.net? Shuse ya
Do you know anybody in real life from FF.net: Yep
Where are you? At home stalkers
Look up, then look back, what do you see? Crown molding
What are you listening to right now? The commercial that’s playing
Last thing you ate?: chicken
Last thing you thought? What am I going to type?
You have a million dollars what do you do? Buy books, and donate to the Church and charity.
What are you eating/drinking right now? My spit
Find a Globe. Spin it. Where does it land? the border of Ethiopia and Somalia
Find a book, turn to page 56, line 18, what does it say and what book is it? "We do not want to be encumbered by these just now," he said, Harry Potter and the Half blood Prince
Turn on the TV, what show is onsay yes to the dress Atlanta
Type you name with your elbow: marz
Now, type your name with your nose: marz
Type your name w/out looking: marz
Stand up, close your eyes, spin around 3 times, open your eyes, what do you see? I have a headache, so no.
Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? My dad’s computer

STOP RACISM! NOW! DO IT! NOW! I SAID NOW!
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,”
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

CHECK THIS OUT!
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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you’re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.

-A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

You know you're a writer...
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, warriorgirl525, Cullenlicious9,mjHOPE94, Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess, xActDanceWritex, Aviva636, Flockgirl, Bassoon, ASingleRavensCry, The Jagged Farrow, marz loves jj

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Black Rose Dye, Geradsredskittle666, AbbyLover. Zacks-Beetle Crazy Ninja Chicks , tivamcabby5, The Jagged Farrow, marz loves jj

You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE.

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

12. Tell 1-800 operators they sound gay and ask for a date.

13. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

14. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

15. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet mignon.

16. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

17. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.

18. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

19. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

20. Repeat everything someone says as a question.

21. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.

22. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.

23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."

24. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

25. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

26. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

27. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.

28. Ask people what gender they are.

29. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

30. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

31. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

32. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

33. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

35. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

36. Wear a lot of cologne.

37. Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

38. Sing along at the opera.

39. Mow your lawn with scissors.

40. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batter!"

41. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

42. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

43. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

44. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

45. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

46. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

47. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

48. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

49. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

50. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

51. Practice making fax and modem noises.

52. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss.

53. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

54. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

55. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

56. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

57. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

58. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

59. Honk and wave to strangers.

60. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.

61. type only in lowercase.

62. dont use any punctuation either

63. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

64. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

65. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as you can, over and over and over..

66. Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone.

67. Drum on every available surface.

68. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

69. Set alarms for random times.

70. Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public consisting of "Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip.."

71. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.

72. Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.

73. Dress only in clothes coloured Hunter's Orange.

74. Wear your pants backwards.

75. Begin all your sentences with "ohh la la!"

76. Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music."

77. Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.

78. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

79. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

80. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

81. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

82. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

83. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

84. When Christmas carolling, sing "Jingle bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

85. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

86. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.

87. Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along.

88. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

89. Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk into it.

90. Drive half a block.

91. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

92. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl.

93. "Forget" the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

94. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."

95. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar," or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

96. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

97. Ask to "interface" with someone.

98. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."

99. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

100. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.

101. Never make eye contact.

102. Never break eye contact.

103. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results.

104. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.

105. Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice.

106. Say "okay, you're gay" to anything someone says.

107. As peole talk, smell their shoulders.

108. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention."

109. Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"

110. Place your shoes on the table.

111. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.

112. When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off."

113. Switch your neighbour's lawn furniture with someone else's.

114. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.

115. Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.

116. Sample every flavour of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one.

117. Pick your ear wax and ask if you could use their sleeve to wipe it off.

118. Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President.

119. Speak in a strong Welsh accent.

120. Wear odd shoes.

121. Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly.

122. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.

123. Throw stones at people walking past your house.

124. Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds.

125. Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles.

126. Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.

127. Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.

128. Spend an entire weekend pretending you are R2D2.

129. Phone random numbers and tell them you are holding their daughter hostage.

130. Recite the first 4,000 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too.

131. Pretend you have gone comopletely deaf.

132. etirW sdrawkcab.

133. Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food.

134. Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.

135. Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in restaurants.

136. Play the electric guitar very loudly and badly, then when the neighbours ask you to turn it down, play even louder. When they come round to complain again, say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you asked me to turn it up!

137. Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence you say.

138. Drive on the wrong side of the road.

139. Secretly learn to play the piano, then go to a friend's house who has a piano. Claim you've never played before then play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring perfectly the first time. Then say, "I guess I must kinda be a natural."

140. Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.

141. Claim that until recently, you thought Michael Jackson was a woman.

142. Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.

143. Go to a Metallica concert wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt.

144. Tell everyone you are Bill Clinton's cousin.

145. Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away.

146. Dedicate your life to politics, become president of the United States, then raise all taxes to 90%.

147. Down a can of Coke in one and then burp loudly.

148. Insist that it was Bobby who shot J.R.

149. Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."

150. Wire up people's cars so the horn comes on as soon as their car is started.

151. Ride a unicycle to work.

152. E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows '95 that aren't actually there.

153. Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.

154. Continuously mumble during a conversation.

155. Take off the eraser to every pencil in your house.

156. When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly.

157. Insist on "Weird Al" sing-a-longs.

158. On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns.

159. When walking down a main road, act like a drunk.

160. Wear nothing but white and go mud wrestling.

161. Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant.

162. When walking, talk to yourself constantly.

163. Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.

164. Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."

165. Go to a gumball machine insert coins until you have a matching pair of fake eyeballs. After attaning these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and over again. Drive down the street wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone theme very loud. When you get pulled over, leap into the passenger's seat and claim, "He was here a minute ago, officer!"

166. On a night other than Halloween, get a few friends together and dress like Jason from Friday the 13th. Place each one a mile apart on an unlit highway.

167. After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't recieved enough chocolate sprinkles.

168. Push a raisin into someone's cream-filled donut.

169. Spread fertilizer on half your neighbour's lawn.

170. Add A535 (liquid heat) to that little hole down the centre of someone's anti-perspirant.

171. Throw an Oh Henry! in a public pool.

172. When at a party with an infant present, ask the parent for a diaper. Prepare the diaper with Nutella, peanut butter, etc. Insert the diaper into the garbage can. Later, reach into the garbage, pull out the diaper, announce, "Hey, look what I found," and chow down!

173. At school, stick "presents" in people's backpacks or purses, such as mud, rocks, sticks, and leaves.

174. Call every pager number you know and leave the number for your local McDonald's.

175. Wash and scrub the trees in your front lawn.

176. Throw newspapers back at paperboys.

177. Tell people their fly is down when they're wearing sweat pants.

178. Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.

179. At random times in a conversation, say "hi," "hello Sir, how are you?" or "have a good day, thank you."

Now for 180. Forward stupid chain letters to as many people as you can.

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Max: "Will you quit that?"
Fang: "Quit what? Breathing?"
Max: "You know what."
The Angel Experiment, pg. 11

Gasman: "What does that mean" (points to a sign that says Stay Off the Third Rail!)
Fang: "It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn."
The Angel Experiment, pg. 254

Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton.What've you been eating, rocks?"
Max: "Why, is your head missing some?"
The Angel Experiment, Pg. 214

Dr. Martinez: "I take it you don't want me to call your parents?"
Max: "Um, no." Hello, lab? May I speak to a test tube, please?
The Angel Experiment, pg. 93

The Gasman: "This is nice. It's like summer camp."
Fang: "Yeah, Camp Bummer. For wayward mutants."
The Angel Experiment, pg. 216

Max: “I’m okay now. Maybe it’s a stomach bug or something.” Yeah, the kind of stomach bug that causesbrain cancer.
The Angel Experiment,
pg. 229

Max: “Sixty dollars?”
Fang: “He was a total jerk. Take him for all he’s got.”
Max: “You are evil. I like that.”
The Angel Experiment,pg. 168

Fang: “Yes! Freaks rule.”
The Angel Experiment,pg. 169

Mike: “Where’s your gear?”
Fang: “We don’t have any gear. Spooky, isn’t it?”
The Angel Experiment,pg. 267

Random Person: “Is this a movie?”
Max: Nah – this is too original for Hollywood. They do sequels.
The Angel Experiment,
pg. 289

Agent: “And how do you spell that?”
The Gasman: “Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R.”
School’s Out – Forever,pg. 37

Dean: “Max, we want to help you. But you’ve got to help us to. Fair is fair.”
Max: “You’re kidding, right? Please tell me you have a stronger motive for me than ‘fair is fair’. Life isn’t fair,Dean. Nothing is fair, ever. Try ‘I need you to help me so I won’t rip out your spine and beat you with it.’ Imightrespond to that. Maybe.
School’s Out – Forever,pg. 39-40.

Iggy: “Max? Can I come in?”
Max: “No – I’m in a towel.”
Iggy: “I’m blind.”
Max: “No! You’re kidding! Are you sure?”
School’s Out – Forever,pg. 84

Max: “Something’s wrong with me, but I don’t know what.”
Fang: “You’ll be okay.”
Max: “How do youknow?”
Fang: “Because I know everything, as I keep reminding you.”
School’s Out – Forever,pg. 86-87

The Gasman: (In Mr. Pruitt’s voice) “You ignorant little sah-vages. You malignant little fiends.” (Then in Max’s voice) “But sir, our parents are missionaries. Lying is the Tenth Commandment. They’re innocent of all wrongdoing. What’s a stink bomb?”
Iggy: “Is lying really the Tenth Commandment?”
Max: “No idea.”
School’s Out – Forever,pg. 134

Fang: “So I guess we just kiss the world good-bye.”
Max: “So funny. You’re quite the wit.”
Fang: “The ladies like it.”
School’s Out – Forever,pg. 173-174

Fang: “Holy (insert a swear word of your choice here).”
The Angel Experiment, pg. 383

Max: “Did you know that wasn’t me, the other Max?”
Fang: “Yeah.”
Max: “When?”
Fang: “Right away.”
Max: “How? We lookidentical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?”
Fang: (grins) “She offered to cook breakfast.”
Max and Fang: (laughs)
School’s Out – Forever,pg. 398-399

Max: “Lay off the freaking horn!”
Nudge: “Sorry, it’s just so much fun – it sounds like a party.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports,pg. 7

Max: “We’ll be like cavemen, trying to weave clothes out of plant fibers. We’ll have nothing! Nothing!All because you and the kids want to kick back in a La-Z-Boy during the most important time in history!”
Fang: “So maybe we should sign you up for a weaving class. Get a jump on all those plant fibers.”
Max: “I hate you!”
Fang: “No you dooonnn’t!”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports,pg. 40

Fang: “We’re going to pretend nothing’s going on? That’s stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open.”
Max: “Have you been watching Oprah again?”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports,pg. 63

Dr. Martinez: “Fang? Are you – like Max?”
Fang: “Nope. I’m the smart one.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports,pg. 70

Max: “So, you have your price. Your soul for a cookie.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports,pg. 72

Max: “Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much.
Fang: “Oh, jeez.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports,pg. 84-85

Max: “What I said yesterday didn’t mean anything! I love everyonein the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!”
Fang: “Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me. Pick a tree. I’ll go carve out initials in it.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports,pg. 86

Fang: “There is one bright side to this.”
Max: “Yeah? What’s that?”
Fang: (grins) “You looove me.” (Holds arms out wide) “You love me this much.”
Max: (Shrieks)
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports,pg. 102

Jeb: “Any nausea? Headache?”
Max: “Yep. And it’s standing here talking to me.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports,pg. 116

Jeb: “The truth is, Max, nothing is as it seems.”
Max: “Uh-huh. Is that what the aliens told you when you quit wearing your foil hat?”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports,pg. 117

Ter Borcht: “You haf a malfunctioning chip, you get debilitating headaches, and your leadership skills are sadly much less than ve had hoped for.”
Max: “And yet I could still kick your doughy Eurotrash butt from here to next Tuesday. So that’s something.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports,pg. 136

Ter Borcht: “Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?”
Gazzy: “I have x-ray vision.” (looks at ter Borcht’s chest and then looks appalled)
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports, pg. 137

Ter Borcht: “Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?”
Nudge: “You mean, like, besides the wings?”
Ter Borcht: “Yes. Besides de vings.”
Nudge: “Hmm. Besides de vings. Um… I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!”
Ter Borcht: “Hardly a special talent.”
Nudge: “Yeah? Let’s see you do it.”
Gazzy: (in ter Borcht’s voice) “I vill now eat nine Snickers bars, visout bahfing.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports,pg. 138

Ter Borcht: “Does anysing on you vork properly?”
Iggy: “Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports,pg. 139

Ter Borcht: “Is dere anysing special about you?”
Fang: “Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports,pg. 139

Gazzy: (in ter Borcht’s voice) “I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports,pg. 140

Max: “Now, let’s say they come get us.”
Iggy: “And, like, the halls are full of zebras.”
Gazzy: “And suddenly tons of bubbles everywhere.”
Nudge: “And then everyone starts eating beef jerky.”
Iggy: “Yeah, I’ll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging; and let’s throw beef jerky right into their eyes. Now that’sa plan!”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports,pg. 149-150

Ter Borcht: “It is time to eliminate you. You haf failed all de tests. You are not useful.”
Max: “No, but we’re dang cute.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports,pg. 154

Max: “Gosh. It’s like looking in a mirror.”
Max II: “Yeah. Except I’ve had a bath recently.”
Max: “Touché.”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports,pg. 296

Scientist: “How high can you fly?”
Max: “I’m not sure. Let me check my tummy altimeter.” (Lifts sweatshirt and looks) “That’s funny. It was here this morning…”
Scientist: “As high as a plane?”
Nudge: “Higher.”
Scientist: “Higher than a plane?”
Nudge: “Yep. We can go so high that we can’t even hear the rubber band making the little propeller go around – thwip, thwip, thwip. You meant a toy plane, right?”
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports,pg. 307 – 308

Fang: “Have you guys been playing in toxic waste again?”
The Final Warning,pg. 39

Gazzy: “Dive-bomb!”
Max: “No, Gazzy, don’t! It’s a government building! They’re even more paranoid than we are!”
The Final Warning,pg. 58

Nudge: “No. I looked for you too. Were you behind the tree?”
Fang: “I was right here!”
Iggy: “I didn’t see you either, man.”
The Final Warning,pg. 65

Total: “I don’t have fleas.”
Max: “Uh, yep, I guess that’s true. That’s a good thing.”
Iggy: “Idon’t have fleas.”
Gazzy: “Bet you do.”
The Final Warning,pg. 68-69

Iggy: “They call me the White Knight.”
Sharon: “Oh? Why is that?”
Iggy: (gestures to himself) “They’re not gonna call me the Black Night.”
MAX, pg. 24

Max: So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I’m a lucky girl.
MAX,pg. 35

Max: “I’m only a kid! I can’t get married!”
Angel: “You could in New Hampshire.”
Max: “Forget it! No one’s getting married! Not in New Hampshire or anywhere else! Not in a box, not with a fox! Now go to sleep, before I kill you!
MAX,pg. 36

Max: There was a tiny skylight. Could I — oh. Max no fly. Bummer.
MAX,pg. 64

Jeb: “Max.”
Max: “Please don’t impart any pearls of wisdom. I just ate.”
MAX,pg. 75

Max: When Fang asked if it was time to get back, I thought hazily, Back to what?
This is my brain: o
This is my brain after making out with Fang: •
MAX,pg. 87

Fang: “Is it hard, being you?”
Max: “Yes, it is, actually.”
MAX,pg. 99

Max: “Did you leave the flamethrowers lying around again?”
Fang: “I always forget.”
MAX,pg. 101

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Dudley: They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice?
Harry: No, thanks. The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it -- it might be sick. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
1st Weasley Twin: Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea.
2nd Weasley Twin: Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it. Once --
1st Weasley Twin: Or twice --
2nd Weasley Twin: A minute --
1st Weasley Twin: All summer --
Percy: Oh, shut up! Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Professor McGonagall: Well, thank you for that assessment, Mr Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way, one of you might be on time. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Dumbledore: I was unfortunate enough in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I have rather lost my liking for them. But, I think I could be safe with a nice toffee. (eats it)
Dumbledore: ...Hmm, alas, earwax. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
(in the Devil's Snare)
Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax! Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Harry: So light a fire!
Hermione: Yes... of course... but there's no wood!
Ron: HAVE YOU GONE MAD! ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT! Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Ron: "A Study of Hogwarts' Prefects and Their Later Careers." That sounds fascinating. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Fred: Oh get out of the way, Percy. Harry's in a hurry.
George: Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"? Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Ron: Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, he had to get one that hits back. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Draco: Sure you can manage that broom, Potter?
Harry: Yeah, reckon so
Draco: Got plenty of special features, hasn't it? Shame it doesn't come with a parachute-in case you get too near a Dementor. (Crabbe and Goyle sniggered)
Harry: Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Ron: Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross… (consulting "Unfogging the Future") That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' -- sorry about that -- but there's a thing that could be a sun… hang on… that means 'great happiness'… so you're going to suffer but be very happy…
Harry: You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me… Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Professor Lupin: Now repeat after me -- without wands please -- repeat after me, Riddikulus.
Class: Riddikulus!
Professor Lupin: And again!
Class: Riddikulus!
Malfoy: This class is ridiculous. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Hermione: Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats, you know.
Ron: Yeah, along with the dungbeetle. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Professor Trelawney: The study of Divination will give you the rare gift of SIGHT! (stands up, and promptly bumps into her table) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Professor Trelawney: Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?
Ron (whispering to Harry): I don't need help. It's obvious what this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Ron to Pettigrew (with revulsion): I let you sleep in my bed! Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Fred Weasley: Anyone can speak Troll, All you have to do is point and grunt. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Ron: Don't talk to me.
Hermione: Why not?
Ron: Because I want to fix that in my memory forever…
Ron (his eyes closed): Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret... Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Percy: I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days.
Fred: Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?
Percy: That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway! It was nothing personal!
Fred (whispering to Harry): It was. We sent it. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Hermione: You seem to be drowning twice.
Ron: Oh, am I? I'd better change one of them to getting trampled by a rampaging Hippogriff. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Ron: Poor old Snuffles. He must really like you, Harry… Imagine having to live off rats. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Luna Lovegood: No, I think I'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up... It always does in the end. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Albus Dumbledore: Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Peeves: We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun! Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Fred: He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Enid Smeek : She's nutty as squirrel poo. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Auntie Muriel : You there, give me a chair, I'm a hundred and seven! “I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, then all at once.” “Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.” “I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we’ll ever have, and I am in love with you.” “Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.” “Some people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make them,” I said.

“Right, of course. But you keep the promise anyway. That’s what love is. Love is keeping the promise anyway.”

“The marks humans leave are too often scars.” “Oh, I wouldn’t mind, Hazel Grace. It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.” “May I see you again?” he asked. There was an endearing nervousness in his voice.

I smiled. “Sure.”

“Tomorrow?” he asked.

“Patience, grasshopper,” I counseled. “You don’t want to seem overeager.

“Right, that’s why I said tomorrow,” he said. “I want to see you again tonight. But I’m willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow.” I rolled my eyes. “I’m serious,” he said.

“You are so busy being YOU that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.” “The pleasure of remembering had been taken from me, because there was no longer anyone to remember with. It felt like losing your co-rememberer meant losing the memory itself, as if the things we’d done were less real and important than they had been hours before.” “You realize that trying to keep your distance from me will not lessen my affection for you. All efforts to save me from you will fail.” “Maybe ‘okay’ will be our ‘always” “You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful.” “And then the line was quite but not dead. I almost felt like he was there in my room with me, but in a way it was better, like I was not in my room and he was not in his, but instead we were together in some invisible and tenuous third space that could only be visited on the phone.” “That’s the good thing about pain. It demands to be felt.”
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Blood Promise: Dimitri's Point of View by Gigi256 reviews
Dimitri never feared death, but now he relishes it. He's never felt so alive. He's finally awakened to the reality of what immortality has to offer and lives for the night. There is only one person missing... [Warning: Adult content and situations including violence, abuse, and sexual content. Readers, please be aware]
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,178 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/14/2017 - Published: 7/17/2016 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
True Confessions of Star Crossed Lovers by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
Max went to an all girl school until some idiots blew it w she attends an all boys' school & starts falling for the guy she never thought she would. Only one problem,her over protective brother,how will this story end for these star-crossed lovers?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,544 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Max, Fang
Roses in December by ckofshadows reviews
In a cozy coffee shop in a small town, a boy with beautiful blue eyes sits at the same table every day, as if he's waiting for something, or someone. Blaine feels strangely compelled to sit down and talk with him… and discovers the unimaginable.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 104,177 - Reviews: 4541 - Favs: 3,181 - Follows: 4,534 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
A Collection of mostly 100 Word Drabbles by DukeBrymin reviews
Harry and Ginny are, of course, the One True Pairing, at least for me. This is a maybe never-ending series of 100-word vignettes in their life, with a couple of non-100-word ones thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 168 - Words: 35,455 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Angel's heart by BrakImienia reviews
As a baby Maximum's life had been saved by the Angel's prince himself, who gave her his own heart. But just like everything in this world it wasn't for free... Romance, action, thriller, fantasy... Read to find whether Max and the world survives. And don't forget to review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,591 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/13/2015 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Max, Fang
The Flock and the Cullens by wingedvampire4ever reviews
The Cullens and the Flock meet! What will happen? Will they kill each other or will they join forces? There IS Fax!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,860 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Published: 6/4/2009 - [Max, Fang] Bella
Age Is Just A Number by LivenLifeUp reviews
Nick Walker: 24 year old English teacher, new to the whole "teaching thing" Maximum Ride: 17 year old senior with an over-protective twin brother and no intention on learning. They fell for one another before year began. And they take the student/teacher relationship to an entirely different level. CURRENTLY EDITING
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Max, Fang, Nudge, Iggy
Love Is Just A Feeling by LivenLifeUp reviews
Four years on Max and Fang find one another again. But with Fang ready to drop everything to be with Max, and Max wanting to live her new life, nothing seems to be working for them. But will they find a way to be together, or will this just be a repeat of four years ago? This is a sequel to my fanfic Age Is Just A Number which I strongly recommend reading first! FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,987 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Max, Fang, Dylan
All I Want is You by littlebluespacemoth reviews
Early Klaine one shot! Inspired by U2 song 'All I Want is You'. Rated T, as usual. Review please!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2015 - [Blaine A., Kurt H.] - Complete
Frostbite: Dimitri's Point of View by Gigi256 reviews
Two paths lie ahead. One seems to offer everything Dimitri could ever hope for. The other promises pain and the one thing he truly wants: the one person he can never have. Is a comfortable life worth the absence of love, or is that love worth the inevitable heartbreak? Will that choice be made for him before he has the chance to decide? Sequel to Vampire Academy: Dimitri's POV
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,603 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The Ride of a Lifetime by MaxIsMe reviews
Here's our story. We didn't become The Ride of a Lifetime over night. Some of us actually hated each other. But Fate changed that one day. So sit back, relax, and have The Ride of a Lifetime. Rated T 'cause I'm paraniod. NO WINGS! FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,097 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 9/22/2011 - [Max, Fang] Iggy, OC
School Days by TMI reviews
Typical All-human story, with the flock meeting at school yada yada yada.. I just felt like writing one of these, so please give it a try! Max and Ella move to California and Cromwell High. They're instantly thrown into the swirl of new friends, new romance, and most importantly, soccer! But is everything really as normal as it may seem? Fax, Eggy, Gudge. Soccer and pizza involved.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 258,695 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Max, Fang
Revealed by Kiki1770 reviews
Set in Eclipse- Max was abandoned by the flock, she and Jeb turn into Charlie and Bella Swan and move to Forks. Now three years later, being hunted by a vampire army, pressured for marriage and choosing between wolves and vampires, Max's secrets come out when a certian someone shows up from her past. Who will she choose now? Edward/Max/Fang. Discontinued.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,053 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Max, Fang, Bella, Edward - Complete
The Final Ride by HeyItsHannah19 reviews
My version of book 8! Post "Angel" Max is trying to find Angel and the DG. Fang and his gang are doing the same thing. Will time bring them together again? The story is better than the summary! Rated T because it's Maximum ride! NOTHING BAD! Maybe FAX?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 62,846 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
My Fake Boyfriend and His Obnoxious Mother by bean-fiend reviews
She didn't mean to be his girlfriend, even if it was fake. That is, until Fang's obnoxious mother gets a hold of a picture of the two kissing, when he was trying to get Lissa off his back. Until she decides to come visit. How long will they have to hold up the act? What if it's no longer fake? And what happens when his mom finds out?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,938 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Max, Fang
Pas de Trois by Amberdeengirl reviews
Edward and Bella were the perfect dance partners at one of the top ballet academies in the World; unstoppable, unbeatable and utterly, beautifully passionate. But after a horrific betrayal she must take a scholarship to the school of Edward's arch rival, Jacob Black. All three must learn that partnerships may change but the past, with all it's passion and secrets, never will. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 214,615 - Reviews: 4831 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
Cupid's Arrow by creatoroffiction reviews
Fang seems it all.The money, the looks,the one thing he thinks he can never have is his best friend Max. When she breaks up with her boyfriend and needs a place, she moves in. Can Fang finally have it all? Story alot better than it seems! FAX Please read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,837 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Fang, Max
Sixty-Five Roses by FANGirls Forever reviews
Max is a fifteen year old girl, living in a Sick house for terminal children. They say she's only going to live to twenty-five, but she believes otherwise. And when a new boy becomes her roommate, she become more determined to outlast him. Until she realizes she is falling for him, something she swore never to do. FAX, No Wings. Rated T for Language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,418 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013
Love is a Deadly Mission by PowerInWriting reviews
Fang has become a spy at the agency, Winged Angels. He's paired up with Max Ride to find out about Itex. He's attracted to Max, but her motto is, "Never fall in love." Will he be able to change her mind while completing his deadly mission? FAX! All human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,975 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Max, Fang
A Cinderella story Maximum ride style by gigglesandbooks reviews
Living in Arizona, Max lost her mom and now lives with her step father Jeb and his twin daughters- Lissa and Brigid. She the schools loser, but she has a voice. At the ball she meets Fang, her best friend's brother. FAX! no wings. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 91,120 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Sweep Away Love by JfKCrookShanks reviews
Max is forced into a 3 week Sleep Away Camp. Where she is expected to "Make friends" And "Become a better person" And her life does change when she meets Fang, Tall, dark, Tan and handsome. Will Max allow herself to fall in love? Is she ready for a relationship again? FAX FAX FAX FAX FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,424 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Max, Fang
I Found You: In The Darkest Hour by 0o0-Happy-Dagger-0o0 reviews
She ran towards him, throwing herself into his arms. Catching him off surprise.He wrapped his arms around her as he buried his face in her hair. Taking in her smell."I missed you so much". She whispered, choking on her tears."I missed you alot". He repied, kissing her firmly on her lips."Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments take our breath away."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
My Waking Nightmare by God-of-goats-loves-books reviews
Set after MR3, Max accidentally causes Fang to leave the flock one night but after 4 years they find each other again. How will the flock react? How will Max and Fang deal? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 134,286 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Max, Fang
Scars by Sierra156 reviews
The Flock meet when they're put in a foster home together. They've all got a story- Fang blames himself for the death of his family; Max was abused by her father, and never really got over it. Read to find out the others' stories. Fax, Eggy, and no wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,595 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Max, Fang
Word Vomit by FlowerChild22 reviews
Oneshots based on words given by my readers. Mostly Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,687 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Max, Fang
Walk on Water or Drown! by DarkDaughter1318 reviews
After Rose and Lissa are captured in Portland, Rose is sent away to train at a special camp where the most elite guardians work to train novices. Her attitude gets her into trouble, but her skill shows Dimitri that theres more to her than a pretty face.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,809 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
The Rusty Yellow Tricycle by GracefullyFallingDown reviews
There was a boy. Staring. His mouth was slightly open and his hand was still on the door handle as if he had just walked into the room. And he was really, really, really hot. Did I say really enough? But unfortunately, as soon as I processed how extremely hot he was, I also processed that I was still in my bra and lacy blue thong. No wings. More twists than a prezel factory. AH AU.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,920 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Max, Fang
Out of the Ordinary by book.junkie.1996 reviews
Fang is a surfer from Florida. Max is a cheerleader going to the Cheer Worlds in Orlando. Fang thinks cheerleading is a joke. Max doesn't see the appeal to surf constantly. Max is competing, Fang is training. What happens when they meet?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,596 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Max, Fang
Let Me Sing You A Lullaby by LivenLifeUp reviews
When Nick Walkers girlfriend dies giving birth to their daughter,he is left to deal with the task of fatherhood alone.Six years on when Nick bumps into a x-high school sweetheart, maybe he doesn't have to deal with his lose alone. Full summary inside FAX EGGY ON HAITUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,944 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Fang, Max
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
I love high school not by foreverFAX reviews
Laughter, pain, horror, embarrassment and sorrow yup, that's high school for you. Max and the rest of the gang are just normal teenagers going through high school. FAX later on in the story. (Now on chanacompos57's profile)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,245 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Max, Fang
Daddy in Training by foreverFAX reviews
Fang Martinez had it all; he had the life, the girl and the friends. What happens when his ex drops the child that he didn't even know he had on his door step? One thing is for sure: its gonna be one wild ride. *no wings* Fax and Niggy later on. T just in case
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,071 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Fang, Max
Secrets of the Family Tree by SolidScriptJess reviews
AH. Max and Fang are brother and sister. But what happens when more than brotherly feelings rise up? Max will have to decide between sticking with the lie, or finding out the truth. Her relationship with Fang depends on it. FAX FAX FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,487 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Max, Fang
The Heart Wants What it Wants by Lexiiforeverxxx reviews
Maxine Batchler, your normal teen girl who didn't have many problems. Her dad makes her go greet the neighbors who moved in across the street and meets Fang. The college boy is who 3 years older. FAX, AU, T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,386 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Max, Fang
Ghostly Pleasures by Ilovejolly16 reviews
The story of a life being able to see the supernatural. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,545 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Max, Fang
Undercover by The Artemis reviews
The Flock are spies for the CIA. They have been working for years to stop human mutation and finally get the name and location of the lead scientist. What happens when Max and Fang are forced to work undercover as an engaged couple? Throughout their attempts to keep their cover and keep the house from burning down, will their fake feelings begin to turn real? FAX FLUFF
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Fang, Max
A Different Story by Jenna Red reviews
A few years ago, the flock broke into three pairs and split up to avoid being captured by the dreaded whitecoats. They agree to meet up in Arizona in five years but what happens when something goes wrong? Join Max in another crazy story. Rated T. FAX! ***This story is currently on hold. The AN in chapter 10 explains, but I will not remove it*** my apologies
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,737 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Max, Fang
Behind those dark eyes by Fly On 3536 reviews
Maximum Ride has the perfect life. All of the sudden the New kid comes to town and he has more secrets, it seem like, than anyone in the school. Fax! Eggy! Sorry for sucky summary :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,848 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Fang, Max
Freak Fest by The Wolf Who Walks Alone reviews
Max is the main attraction of a theme park displaying mutants like animals. All that she wants is some company. That's when Fang, a mutant fighting champion comes along; Max's prearranged 'mate'. Will they succumb to 'fate' or will they clash instead? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 128,866 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Max, Fang
Better Off Forgotten by the12thcookie reviews
Seventeen year old Max goes to boarding school for a dose of normal. But when complete stranger Nick Ride seems more familiar to her then any of her own friends or family, her only idea is that her entire life must be a lie. Action, and Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 90,862 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Taking Chances by mx2blue326 reviews
Just a warning - I'm a normal teenager. But then again, I'm Maximum Ride, nothing in my life is normal. So I'll happily welcome you to my nightmare. FAX? Maybe... you'll just have to read to find out. Fly on! Max. Rated T - cuz I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,499 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Max, Fang
A Different Kind of Love by loveofallthatisawesome reviews
He's sorta with Lissa. She's sorta with Sam. They both are best friends, but when a spark of jealousy comes up, it makes them doubt the feelings that they have for each other. Do "best friends" have the urge to kiss the other? All the time? Written by Keepdreaming93.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 78,388 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Fang, Max - Complete
Beyond the Picket Fence by LonelyButLovely reviews
A love story told in drabbles. Max and Fang never see each other but they become fast friends speaking to each other over the fence. But one thing is...Max isn't human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 18,166 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Max, Fang
Crash by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Max has a best friend; a person that she knows online. He's funny, caring, kind and sweet – unlike the ridiculously hot jerk at her school that won't leave her alone. But maybe the two boys have more in common than she thinks... Fax. AU, but not AH. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,176 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Waiting for Fang by JivyGirl reviews
Takes place after Fang. Max is hurting. Fang is lost without her and the Flock. Will Fang come to his senses and come back? Or will Max try to get over him first? Contains tears and bombs. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Max, Fang
A Blessing in Disguise by jordygirl reviews
When Maxes best friend Iggy brings home his cousin Fang Max is skeptical. But when friendship starts to blossom and hard times roll in, he could be just what she needs. Or maybe more... Rated just in case, nothing freaky in this story kiddos.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,675 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Max, Fang
The Game by Yofanfictionlemmedeletethis reviews
It was a game of seduction and desire. A game to drive the other mad. A game to leave each other dreaming about the other.But what happens when the game takes a dangerous turn to something more? AH FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Max, Fang
Rivals or Lovers? by Xx.BiteMeh.xX reviews
They've been rivals for as long they could remember, Max and Fang, neighbors. But when Max's father shows up at her door with a whole new family, she finds herself running to Fang, and the two find something in each other. Are they rivals or lovers? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,833 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Max, Fang
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 5018 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
House Hunting and Other Extreme Sports by JacMaxKatniss reviews
This is what would happen if, in the third book, instead of going to Dr. M's house, Max and Fang continued to look for a house and find one. Fax and maybe Eggy later, if I make it a full story. T because K sounds stupid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,901 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Max, Fang
La Belle Vie by It's Fnicking Awesomeness reviews
'The Beautiful Life'. Fax, Niggy, Ella/Gazzy/AngelxOC. Best happy story ever! Lots of babies, new powers, and a new enemy. After MAX- end of FANG and ANGEL didn't happen. First chapter is background info.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 74,863 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
Good Enough by The High-Fives For Nothing reviews
Max and Fang are best friends, but Max likes him as a more-than-friend. She's sure that she's going to take the chance when perfect Brigid comes along and steals everything away from her. Oh, God. Now everything's screwed up, too! Full summary inside. Co-written with Ravenclaw Wings. I swear, it isn't as terrible and/or cliche as you think it's going to be. XD
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 67,608 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Fang, Max
It Takes Six To Save The World by Heart of Diamond reviews
AU! Max believes shes the only one with wings. Until she is Nicks foster sister, the mysterious emo who Max immediately despises. Max and Nick face high school, fights, queen bees, prank wars, but a hidden cult is rising and hunting the six destined to save the world. Can they face their emotions and find the rest of flock before Itex attacks? Well… Jeff certain hopes so. Fax Niggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 88,139 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Max, Fang
From Where You Are by dancerxforlifex3 reviews
Max feels somewhat broken ever since Fang moved. They're trying their hardest to stay in touch, but long-distance relationships are never easy. Neither is dealing with friend drama along with that Sequel to That's Just How It Is.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,002 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Max, Fang
California Love by 20 Toes reviews
Max is moving from Florida to California. All the way across the country! What will happen when she meets some awesome friends, a couple of cute guys, and a whole lot of drama? NO WINGS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,406 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - [Max, Fang]
Linked by a Pen by Blue-Songbirds reviews
Max, a hard nut loner. Fang, your typical popular, hot emo player. So what'll happen when their schools set up a pen-pal program and they get assigned eachother?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,170 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Kick It In The Sticks by SoonerMagic reviews
Max Ride is a young city girl who's never spent a full day in the country, and she would like to keep it that way. But her boyfriend, Dylan, has a cousin down south and the guy's having a full-blown party out in the sticks. And he can't wait to show Max that country boys do it better.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 175,142 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
He's Out of My League by americanbread reviews
How much are you willing to do to get the one you love? In this story, Max is willing to do everything to get Fang's attention. Loosely based on the Thai film "A Little Thing Called Love". AH; FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 103,347 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Short Sugar Plum Fairy by Amberdeengirl reviews
Being short isn't meant to matter, right? So how come my entire career rests on the fact that I'm barely five feet tall? Alice Brandon arrives at a prestigious Ballet Academy, but soon finds everyone doubts her, except a handsome six foot Russian...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,948 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Alice, Jasper
Clash of the Clichés by lukeskywalked reviews
'I looked into his dark eyes and everything around us seemed to disappear. My heart started beating faster as he closed the distance between us.' A collection of one-shots with each chapter's being a different cliché. Cheesy. Fax. You know you'll love it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,003 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Fang, Max
Skin & Bones by hotpielookedlikehotpie reviews
katniss/peeta. POST-REBELLION/PRE-EPILOGUE of Mockingjay. Ashes and ghosts haunt them both, and this is a story that explores it. spoilers of whole series throughout
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,026 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
The Games We Play by VampireNight reviews
My first fanfic please R&R. Alice had a plan, she dared Bella to make Edward fall for her, and then break his heart. At the same time Bella dared Alice to start dating again. Emmett made a bet with Edward, sleep with Bella. What happened when they played?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,396 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maximum Werewolf by CallMeSoldier reviews
Wait-two Max's? Well, this isn't a clone Max. She's a werewolf and she has to protect the only thing that can destroy the world, her sister. Max teams up with the Flock and they go against vampires to protect Sarah. FAX! BEDWARD! Iggy/OC OC/OC Please R&R!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,104 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Max, Bella
I Hate Wonder Woman by CleCleisCool reviews
Fang is not looking forward to getting a new exchange student, Max. In fact, when Max arrives, Fang hates her even more, because she is being a lil-miss-perfect. But what happens when he learns that perfect isn't so perfect? Better than summary! Plz R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,625 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Fang, Max
Feathery Heart by Silvermusic384 reviews
Max is eighteen and is currently living with her boyfriend, Sam. What happens when Max's friend Nudge invites her brother to move in while Max is staying with Nudge? Warning: FAXNESS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 44,588 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Young Girl by The Girl With The Silly Smile reviews
Who says falling for someone at your school is bad? Well, when it's your English teacher, it could get a little bad... Not to mention illegal! Inspired by the Glee Cast's cover of Young Girl/Don't Stand So Close To Me. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,472 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Max, Fang
The Love Games by my blog is better than yours reviews
Nick's father, King Jeb, is ill. Nick might take his dads place, but in order to do that, Nick must marry at 18 yrs. old. 50 lucky girls get to stay at a boarding school near the castle to fight for the right to be Queen. There's only one rule: Win.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Fang, Max
U and A by ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar reviews
After Max left in the middle of the night, the flock split up. Now, three years later, the lives they left behind are catching up to them. COMPLETE.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 85 - Words: 74,423 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Elektrified by call-of-the-mind reviews
She's the one he's been looking for, but the way he found her couldn't be any wierder. Nothing good could come out of this, but would it really hurt to try?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,103 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Fang, Max
Maximum Ride: Twilight by Mrs.Crossover Addict reviews
This is my version of Twilight if it had been Max pretending to be Bella. So, most of the same events, just in Maximum Ride style. I HOPE YOU ENJOY! Faxness and Bedward.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Max, Edward
Bitter Winters by Jabbertalky reviews
Turn of the century Moscow: Bella is a dancer living with the Russian Ballet Company, determined to become the prima ballerina when fate makes her question the sacrifices she's made. Can Edward reignite her passion for dance, love and life? E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Edward, Bella
That's Just How It Is by dancerxforlifex3 reviews
Max moves from Montana to sunny Florida and befriends mysterious Fang. The two are great friends but also somehwat have feelings for each other underneath, despite the fact that Fang has a girlfriend. Sorry for the bad summary :P Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 111,226 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Max and Fang by Thalia Grace DaughterofZeus13 reviews
A series of one-shots. Mostly Fax, a few other topics. Moments throughout the series that were never in the books. First story: Are you ok? During the Angel Expeirement. Max wakes up to see something she never expected to see. Many more to come.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Max, Fang
Switched by PixieStripes reviews
Max and Fang had their first child at twenty-three. The first time they get to hold it they are ecstatic! It is wingless and therefore has a chance at a normal life. In the same hospital another couple gets quite a shock. What happens fifteen years later?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,508 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Complete
Angels, Demons, and Fang? by WithBlackAngelWings reviews
A year ago, Fang disappeared. Now the flock are in Forks, WA and Max gets hit by lighting. She is saved by the Cullen's and while with them she finds someone from long ago... A fax story
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 10/16/2011
Your Voice by SailByTheStars reviews
Max is on her way home from college for Christmas break. She expects it to be completely normal, like every other year. What happens when she runs into her celebrity crush, Fang Night? Based on The Downtown Fictions song Your Voice. All Human. Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,832 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Max, Fang
Marry Me by DreamingWithWings reviews
Have you ever had 3 people ask to marry you? I have. And it's not fun. First, Sam left me for Frogs; Fang pops "the question" after 45 minutes. Sam returns and asks me to marry him. And Fang's roommate proposes when he kidnaps me on a trip to Europe. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,892 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Max, Fang
Dance With Me by frizzyhead101 reviews
Max and Fang are two VERY dedicated dancers and don't let anything stand in their way of dancing. When Fang gets transferred to the same studio as Max, what happens? What if their single parents start to fall for each other? Will that stop them? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,813 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Fang, Max
Falling in Love and Other Complicated Things by LoveLaughDanceWrite reviews
After Angel. FAX, EGGY, Flock fun and action. While Dylan's vanished off the face of the Earth, Max finds herself falling for Fang again. And she still has to save the whole frickin' world… Same story as before, just better summary!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,972 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Max, Fang
Love of a Lifetime by WipeOut95 reviews
Love lasts a liftime... it's a lesson learned. Max and Fang live in two completely different worlds, but that's why they were meant for each other. That's why they needed each other. That's why perhaps even death... couldn't pull them apart. No wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 43,507 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
FRIENDSHIP AND WAR by DoubleCheeseYAH reviews
Max and her best friend Lissa go on a two week cruise. Max meets a boy and Lissa meets a boy. The boy Lissa likes, likes Max. Not so good at writing summaries but please do read
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,387 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Max, Fang
In A Dream by Love At First Write reviews
Max is still torn up about Fang leaving, but when the only thing that could save her happens, and he returns, will she be even be alive? Post Fang. Way better than summary! Mega Fax, and mega Illa aka Eggy. FIRST FANFIC! :DDDD Imma go listen to BVB now...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Fang, Max
Maximum Acdemy by I heart you JW reviews
What happens when the Flock attends St. Vladamir's to learn to fight a new threat?Do they have any idea the academy is crawling with vampires?Why is Rose staring at Fang?Takes place after MAX and in Shadow Kiss.Adopted from A Cannibalistic Skittle.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,510 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Max, Rose H.
Metamorphic by fakeditfromthewordgo reviews
Friends, music and Converse. All Max needs to be happy. At least, until a certain black-haired boy comes into her life, and starts to turn all her ideas of boys in general upside down... Fax, Eggy/Igkachu: read it, it'll all make sense... *All human*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,783 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Fang, Max
My Life as a Normal Teenager by burning dreamers reviews
Join Maximum Ride as she goes through school and deals with love, friendship and betrayal. All human, Fax and Niggy. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Max, Fang
Is this love by AAA1997 reviews
Max is no news at school she is just a regular girl,her life is pretty boring.Fang is the new kid.He meets Max he feels something he has never felt before.Can they sort out there feelings or will they deny the love that is clearly there? FAX AH
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,042 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Max, Fang
This really needs a title by googlefish reviews
Max works for NCIS, Even though Fang doesn't want her to. all in all Max's world is pretty good, other than the occasional shoot out. Until Ari shows up. Please read! mang, tiva and maybe niggy or eggy.
Crossover - NCIS & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 9/13/2009
Counting Stars by BlowTheCandlesOut reviews
Life is perfect. Blaine is perfect. Kurt Hummel has never been happier or more in love, but what happens when Kurt begins to see that everyone has secrets?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,604 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Monster of the School by LilyQuix reviews
A human child infused with wolf and bird DNA has been released from her cage at the lab.Six mystery children came to the lab and released her and the other children.she may be the only one who escaped alive.While she travels Ari finds her and injures her.
Crossover - NCIS & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,721 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Ziva D.
My Life, My Love and My Lover by luv it123 reviews
Max and Fang start to get a little more heated. Basically the life of Max and the Flock. Major Faxness and a little Eggy. A lot better than it sounds I hope. I suck at summaries, so be nice and just read. r&r! POST FANG
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,630 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Max, Fang
Through the Eyes of the Observer by klemonademouth reviews
During the day, a barista saw a lot of things- people arguing on cellphones, sappy couples, people getting their heartbroken, people getting proposed to. All stages of love, out on display for the world to see, if it so chose. Klaine. Coffeeshop fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Wings and Brooms by maximumtsubasa reviews
A new year at Hogwarts has started and it looks like they're going to get some unexpected visitors.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,335 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009
You Have the Right to Remain Silent by BookHunter reviews
Fang has been on the run for years, when the FBI finally catch up to him. Surprised, they see that he can be a valuable tool. A new case comes up involving a dangerous man named Riley Jones...and Maximum Ride? What happens when Fang ends up catching Max?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,748 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Fang, Max
Feathered Reactions by Psycho and Princess reviews
Max and her flock are taking a break after saving the world AGAIN when a few mysterious letters arrive via owl. The letters tell the flock of a school where they could be safe and learn magic, but how can they keep their secret safe with everyone so nosy?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Harry P., Max
Wings In Hogwarts by EvFan5282 reviews
When the flock is flying in the middle of nowhere and find a strange barrier, the story of a lifetime unfolds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,967 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Max
Dying Changes Everything by Sophie Ranier reviews
Team Gibbs always plays by the rules, but when the Grim Reaper lingers close to one of their own, the rules don't apply anymore. Tiva: A Tragic Story Of Life, Love, and Letting Go.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,832 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
The Sacrifice of Life and Love by Sweevil to the Heart reviews
After a fight with Omega leaves most of the Flock dead and the living members separated in the Washington forests, there seems to be no hope. But when the Cullens find a dark-haired birdkid in their house, can they help him find the lost experiment? Fax!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,141 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Fang, Bella
Faximum Ride: accidentally in love by Julie AV reviews
post MR4 no MR5.max comes up with a way to destroy itex for good.all goes well, for a time. what will happen when something goes wrong&all lives are at stake? R&R to find out, right here.story has major FAXness.all characters in character at all times.R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 211,856 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Max, Fang
Break Your Heart by real love reviews
Max / Maximum Ride x Fang & Rose x Dimitri. Max and Rose are besties; ever since their first ballet lesson together. now 16, they decide to take off... and agree to never come back. when they meet Fang and Dimtri, everything changes.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Max, Rose H.
Hotel Trouble by Travis Skywer reviews
Holds the fanfiction unnofficial world record for most awkward silence and not a world record but still revolves around FAX! Max and the flock check into a hotel. That's cursed with FAX! Rated T because nobody reads K or K anymore.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Fang, Max
From Across The Field by goldnote reviews
A color guard member and trumpet player are the star of the marching show, shinning for a brief moment... A one shot. Rated T.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete