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Storms by kazenoyouni reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is all alone. At least, until he's taken in by a dark, rich stranger. It seems he now has something to live for again... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 103 - Words: 166,999 - Reviews: 2919 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 2,230 - Updated: 7/27/2018 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 3,511 - Follows: 3,170 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,663 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 2,952 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Doubleheader by N a i. K i r e i. Y u k i reviews
We all often make mistakes. Nevertheless, it's best we take it in stride and use the acquired knowledge as experience for the future. Unfortunately, it's impossible to move on when you end up making the same mistake. Twice. SasuNaru. Mpreg. Under Revision.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,475 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Been A While by ClassicLover984 reviews
He ran! He freakin' ran away! He didn't say bye or I'm going or Sasuke you suck as a best friend! Four years! It took him four years to come back home and nothing feels right. Sasuke pouts, "This is stupid! What happened anyway!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,543 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Semper Fidelis by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,221 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Hands On Education by Marlboro Blanc reviews
AU. John Watson and his wife Sarah move to Bakerford and he takes up the position as the new biology teacher at St Bartholomew's school. He is bored of his new life until he meets a strange student by the name of Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,025 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Popular by smartcat reviews
Popular kids don't always have all the answers. In fact, they don't really know what they're doing half the time. Which is why they find themselves in these compromising situations. Sasunaru. Minuscule NaruSaku and SasuKar. story back in its original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,594 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dreams Aren't Real by Dashel reviews
Naruto is dreaming about Sasuke every night. Is this a chance to make peace with his old friend before the end or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,840 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
We Go Anywhere But To The Ground by wincasters reviews
John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 227 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Wedding Planner by N a i. K i r e i. Y u k i reviews
My wedding planner is a complete dobe… He's loud, annoying, and forgetful… But the worst part about the situation is that… I think I'm falling in love with him. Great. Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,282 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Father, Son, and Boyfriend by kuristina reviews
Minato would do anything for his son's happiness and wellbeing. Travel out of the country? As long as he had company, sure. Donate an organ? If it would save his son's life, of course! But approving of his son's new boyfriend? Now he just wasn't so sure..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 84,267 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dearly Beloved by CerealK reviews
Three years have not robbed Sasuke of the desire to ram something sharp and pointy through his ex-husband Uzumaki Naruto. But when fate throws the blond back into his path Sasuke begins to remember all the reasons he'd married the man in the first place.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,955 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Axel's Fables by FreeKiwi reviews
"You know what, Axel? If you can write a book and get it published, I'll marry you." It's too bad he didn't think the deal through. It's too bad he never thought Axel would rework Aesop's fables. It's too bad Axel is a fable-writing god. -AxelxRoxas-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 176,823 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Disenchanted by JD01 reviews
Being pregnant at 16 sucked. It sucked even more when you were a guy. But what sucked the most was the father being a 22 year-old rich bastard who loathed you with every inch of him. Not that you liked the asshole anyways. SasuNaru. MPreg. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,463 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Love Deeper by Cherry Jade reviews
After he finds his girlfriend, Sakura, cheating on him, Naruto goes to a bar to forget everything just for one night. He never expected that one night stand to lead to so much more… SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,196 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Midnight Memories by Daydreamer79 reviews
SasuNaru Itachi is left to care for a child whose existence has taunted his brother through the ages, driving him to the brink of insanity. Love becomes obsession and Sasuke's final hope is Naruto. Vampire, Yaoi, Romance, Angst, Drama, Death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,126 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
What Happens In Tanzaku City by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,408 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hot In Here by darkalbino reviews
One thing hotter than a man in uniform? Well hell, I think TWO men WITHOUT uniform kinda takes the cake. SasuNaru, lemon, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Without You by darkalbino reviews
It's only in the face of loss that we realize what we have, "What am I supposed to do without you?" SasuNaru,oneshot please read the warnings inside before reading fic, it's sure to please some and piss off others...although i hope it pleases everyone :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,849 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Skirt Tragedy by SandmanAndKitsune reviews
Naruto made a bet with Kiba, and had to wear girls’ uniform in order to find out a certain Uchiha’s true sexuality. This is a YAOI fic. No homophobes and flames, please! You’ve been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,964 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Memento Mori by Nilahxapiel reviews
Light is brutally assaulted and decides to end it all –and what better way then to admit he's Kira and let his nemesis do it for him? Of course, things with L can never be so simple. L/Light. Completed.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,557 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 2,990 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Final Hours by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sasuke is given the death penalty and Naruto stays with him during his final hours. [SasuNaru sorta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 3,944 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Answer the Phone by Notorious George Weasley reviews
After Sasuke gets a collection of weird messages from Naruto, he decides to go do something about it. Sasuke on top, Naruto on bottom[yaoi implied and mild swearing]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,097 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete