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Hi folks. I've abandoned ff.net. Hate the interface, sorry.

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Dust and Shadows by The River Watcher reviews
He was by her side in two steps, gripping her shoulders and pulling her to him even as she was moving toward the door. She shuddered between his hands. "Something happened. Something is wrong, River. I can see it in your eyes." "I need to go back. Leave you to your," she waved a hand toward the console, "travels." She pulled herself from his grasp and reached for the door.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,312 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
The Gift Of The Tagi by Maribor reviews
The Ponds and the Doctor are granted some rather unique gifts meant to help understand one another better. Just an excuse to get my OT3 naked and in bed for Christmas. Come join me as I ruin an O. Henry story. Just a silly one shot. Happy Holidays!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Gallifreyan Mind Tricks by VioletMoodSwings reviews
The Doctor shows Clara who the boss is once again. More smutty, kinky Whouffle ensues in this sequel to "An Open Door, an Open Mind" - by popular demand!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Pas de deux by Maribor reviews
A sequel to Pasodoble so if you haven't read that one go there first. Essentially an exploration of the Doctors thoughts about the same event.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2013 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Coming Home by The River Watcher reviews
"You're not possible." He whispered, watching the energy radiate off her skin. "You shouldn' t even exist." "Yet," she smiled, "here I am." He kissed her again and she could feel it now, full and unadulterated. His timeline pulsed, swelling outside its normal size and sending calls to her. It wrapped and twisted around them as he lowered her back onto the bed.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/23/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
An Open Door, an Open Mind by VioletMoodSwings reviews
The Doctor finally takes matters into his own hands after finding Clara in a compromising position. Kinky, smutty Whouffle! The first in the "Open Mind" series.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 11/19/2013 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS, Clara O. - Complete
Pasodoble by Maribor reviews
The Doctor and Rory engage in a dangerous sort of dance.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2013 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Any Other Name by The River Watcher reviews
Your name is like a promise you make. He'd told her that once, but River couldn't remember her promises. She couldn't remember why they were worth keeping.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Cyber Sex by VioletMoodSwings reviews
Instead of asking Clara for the remote detonator, Mr. Clever the Cyber-Planner asks Clara to untie him. Kinky, smutty Whouffle ensues in this re-imagining of "Nightmare in Silver". WARNING: noncon ahead.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/17/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., Mr Clever - Complete
And the Waves Sing by The River Watcher reviews
"Luna! Good ole Luna!" The Doctor exclaimed behind her, flipping a lever with such enthusiasm that Amy felt the console shake beneath her. She closed her eyes momentarily, swallowing against the acid that stung the back of her throat. Three hours ago they'd left River at the Sisters of the Infinite Schism. They'd left at the Doctor's insistence; neither Rory nor she had qu
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,798 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2013 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
Come And Knock On Our Door by Maribor reviews
Amy and Rory have a proposition for the Doctor because sexual tension can only last for so long before you've got to bloody do something about it! Lemony. Unabashedly slashy come Chapter 2 and from then on, so saddle up for that...If you don't enjoy the idea of Rory & the Doctor doing the old sonic-screw, you might want to move on. 11/Amy, 11/Rory, Rory/Amy & Rory/11/Amy
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,398 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Oh, so it's like Pon Farr, yeah? by Maribor reviews
The Doctor has a problem and it starts and ends with Amy Pond. Salmon swim up stream, Swallows return to Capistrano and even a Time Lord gets a strong, impossible to ignore biological imperative every now and then. Lemony. Slashy. Smutty. My favorite grouping; Amy/Rory/11. I will go down with this ship.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
the star to every wandering bark by gidget89 reviews
She sighs, because he has no patience whatsoever, and also – time travel. He hasn't even had to wait. Post 6x07.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete