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Joined 01-24-02, id: 159779
Author has written 2 stories for Star Wars, and Sonic the Hedgehog.
Hey, what have I got to say about myself, other than I know nothing about Seaborgium!

For all you chemistry-flunkers, Seaborgium is the 106th element on the Periodic Table. It has 106 protons, and 106 electrons. It is highly unstable, only lasting for a fraction of a second before it separates into many different elements. It cannot be found in nature, due to its unstable structure. It can only be created in science labs. It was named after scientist Glen T. Seaborg. Interestingly, it was the first element to be named after a living human...

Well, maybe I know some things about Seaborgium, but not enough to satisfy my ravenous hunger for knowledge!

Now, I'm going to tell you about antimatter!

Some Random Guy (The same one who shows up in everybody else's fics and reviews): NOOOOOOOOO!!! Please, no more sciency stuff! Please, oh, please no!

Okay... maybe another time.

PS: Don't flame me, please... I really don't like it, and it's not going to change my stories one bit. So there. |-Þ Nyehh Nyehh!

CAPN' CRUNCH!!!! (Sorry, I don't own whatever cereal company makes that)

Oh, and there ARE consequences if you flame me... (Come here, my armada of Swashbuckling Robotic Ninja Pirates... FUAHAHAHA!!!)

Random Stuff of the Quasi-egocentric ionic millennium:
Word: ornicopytheobibliopsychocrystarroscioaerogenethliometeoraustrohieroanthropoichthyopyrosiderochpnomalyoalectryoophiobotanopegohydrorhabdocrithoaleuroalphitohalomolybdoclerobeloaxinocoscinodactyliogeolithopessopsephocatoptrotephraoneirochiroonychodactyloarithstichooxogeloscogastrogyrocerobletonooenoscapulinaniac
(More to come)

theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium disappears in a cloud of Seaborgium-colored smoke*

Some Random Guy (The same one): Why Seaborgi-

Everybody else: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Attacks him)

We're In Hyrule, stupid! by nagami cabasa reviews
Five friends go through a portal to Hyrule! A touching story of rabid dogs, teletubbies, Ruto and Sheik abuse, and Link being smacked around by boulders. Humor, drama, romance, action, adventure... even poetry! [like one] What else could you ask for? R&R!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,984 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/11/2003 - Published: 3/15/2002 - Complete
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Neo Green Hill Zone (or is it?) reviews
Ah... a lovely day at Neo Green Hill beach... or is it a dream? I'm trying yet another story style here! Please give me feedback, i.e. a review!!!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/20/2002
Car Doors Episode IV: A New Rope reviews
A strange parody on Star Wars episode IV; Don't go away! The second chapter is a totally different, much funnier writing style! PS: I WON'T PUT UP ANOTHER CHAPTER IF I DON'T GET ANY REVIEWS!!!!!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2002 - Published: 2/11/2002