Night-Puppet
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Joined 09-02-11, id: 3220462, Profile Updated: 10-15-12

Sooo...I believe this is where people talk about themselves, so whatever. I am the anonymous author using the name Night-Puppet, and here is some useless information that I am going to post anyway. Because I can. First, I know I'm not the best writer. Deal with it. I do this for fun, like everyone else on this site (so I assume). Second, I am rude and sarcastic. See previous comment. My age is none of your business, and I live in a state I hate, and am yet still voluntarily remaining here to further my education, but then, that's only because my scholarship requires it. Joy to the friggin world. Oh, and my psychology teacher calls me demented on a regular basis. Just a fun fact to throw in there.

BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD ACCORDING TO THE AUTHOR:

Music: especially the bands A Skylit Drive, Rise Against, Alesana, Circa Survive, Cartel, Sleeping With Sirens, Three Days Grace, Slot, Red, Escape the Fate, Bullet For My Valentine, etc. I would marry Ramin Karimloo in a moment-or maybe just his voice-so if you don't know who that is, you are musical theatre deprived. That means look up 25th anniversary Les Mis concert (Enjolras) and 25th Phantom of the Opera at the Royal Albert Hall (the Phantom) and a whole lot of other shows. Those are just my favorite. Mainly Les Mis. Right. Oh, also Hadley Fraser (Grantaire in Les Mis 25th and Raoul in 25th Phantom, with Ramin Karimloo. 'Cause they're awesome like that).

Tv/Movies: Criminal Minds, Doctor Who, BBC Sherlock, Merlin, Supernatural, BBC Bedlam, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, whatever is on when I'm bored and ignoring my homework like I am right now. Inception, The Eagle, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2012 edition), From Hell, Pride and Prejudice (any edition, but have 2005 memorized). I would say Tsubasa Chronicle, but the anime was crap. Just read the series--so much better.

Internet: Well I'm here, aren't I?

Books: If it has a good plot, I'll read it. Absolute favorite, What Happened to Lani Garver by Carol Plum-Ucci. If you have not read it (which most of you have not) do so. It will change your life, I kid you not. Also amazing by Carol Plum-Ucci, The Body of Christopher Creed. Les Miserables (unabridged edition) by Victor Hugo. The Replacement by Brenna Yovanoff. The Riyria Revelations by Micheal J. Sullivan. The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Arthur Conan Doyle. Anything by Kelley Armstrong. The Cal Leandros series by Rob Thurman. Cassandra Clare, Holly Black books. Inside the Minds of Serial Killers: Why They Kill by Katherine Ramsland, Legends of Drizzt by R.A. Salvatore, Matter of Magic by Patricia C. Wrede, The Black Swan by Mercedes Lackey...forget it, I just read too much. Oh, and anything to do with mythology. Manga: Tsubasa Chronicle, Fullmetal Alchemist, Betrayal Knows My Name.

Musicals: Obsessed with Les Miserables (sensing a theme here, are we?), love The Addams Family, Wicked, Phantom of the Opera, Love Never Dies, RENT, Annie (only 'cause I got to be a hobo in my high school performance of the show), Thoroughly Modern Millie (again due to high school participation), etc. Oh, and the Legally Blonde musical makes me laugh, so I guess that one, too. Love the movie edition of Rock of Ages, but from what I understand, it is entirely different from the original musical, which I have yet to see.

Favorite Characters: Enjolras and Grantaire (Les Miserables-Book/Musical), Arthur and Eames (Inception-Movie), Castiel (Supernatural-TV series), Rumpelstiltskin (Once Upon A Time-TV series), Roswell Reed (The Replacement-Book), Loki (The Avengers-Movie), Royce and Hadrian (The Riyria Revelations-Books), Robin Goodfellow and Ishiah (Cal Leandros series-Books), Fai D. Flourite (Tsubasa Chronicle-Manga), Dr. Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds-TV series), Peter Guillam (Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy-Movie/Book), Sherlock (BBC Sherlock-TV series), Shuusei (Betrayal Knows My Name-Manga), Riza Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchmist-manga/anime [brotherhood series only one worth watching]), Esca (The Eagle-Movie), Andy and Fregus (Newcastle-Movie) Derek Hale and Stiles Stilinski (Teen Wolf-TV series [Tumblr dragged me into this fandom. Don't judge me--it gave me no choice]) ect.

Random Quotes I Adore:

"World is all backward. It's like... We're through the looking glass. Good is bad, bad is good. Black is white, white is black. People base their lives on convenient recollections and are considered sane. People who look too hard for truth are considered crazy."-Carol Plum-Ucci (What Happened to Lani Garver)

"Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us. And sometimes, they win." -Stephen King

"If I love you, what business is it of yours?"-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling." -Eames (Inception)

"Little you know the subtle electric fire that for your sake is playing within me"-Walt Whitman

"I put my heart and my soul in my work and lost my mind in the process." -Vincent van Gogh

"You're pale and you're cold, and you reek like steel. Don't pretend like you're not infected or that it doesn't hurt. It's on your breath and in the whites of your eyes. It's in your blood. Do you really need a wretch like me to tell you that you're dying?" -Brenna Yovanoff (The Replacement)

"I wanted to go numb. To see what it felt like to be someone else." -Brenna Yovanoff (The Replacement)

"Things don't have to be sane when it's normal." -Carol Plum-Ucci (The Body of Christopher Creed)

"Let me sleep here--until I die here."
"Grantaire, you are incapable of belief, of thought, of will, of life, and of death."
"You will see."
-Victor Hugo (Les Miserables)

"Citizens, what that man did was horrible, and what I have done is terrible. He killed, and that is why I killed him...I judged and condemned that man to death. As for myself, compelled to do what I have done, yet abhorring it, I have judged myself also, and you shall soon see to what I have sentenced myself."
"We will share your fate."
"So be it."-Victo Hugo (Les Miserables)

"Fight for your chance in life" - A Skylit Drive (Those Cannons Could Sink A Ship)

"And all because of you, I believe in angels/ not the kind with wings, no not the kind with halos/ the kind that bring you home, when home becomes a strange place." -Rise Against (The Good Left Undone)

"From a nation under God/ I feel its love like a cattle prod/ born free but still they hate/ born me, no I can't change/ ... / What God would damn a heart/ what God drove us apart/ what God could..."-Rise Against (Make It Stop [September's Children])

"23 now got his life in his hands/ he's looking all around and he doesn't understand/ 'cause life's too busy, things get in the way/ we all feel alone every single day/ Now I'm 18 couldn't wait to move out/ it's been five years and I'm starting to doubt/ whether all my dreams were just aimless stares/ looking off to someplace that isn't there/ when I'm 32 will I be miserable, with everything around based on princple/ will I have a clue_wouldn't it be nice/ to never be alone in this wasted life" -Cartel (Wasted)

"You keep seeing the parts of me best left unseen."-CLAMP (Tsubasa Chronicle, volume 14, Fai)

Everything I Learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP (Also known as, Hilarious-Yet-True-Assessment-of-CLAMP list found randomly on the internet)

1. If you're not angsty, you should be.
2. There is no such thing as coincidence.
3. Evil takes the form of four Japanese mangaka.
4. Everything's better in alternate universes.
5. If you're precious to your brother, you're probably doomed.
6. Actually, if you're precious to anyone, you're doomed.
7. In fact, you're probably just doomed anyways.
8. Treasure your eyes. You never know when they'll be taken away.
9. Subtext really does equal buttsex.
10. Everything has a price.
11. The most powerful people are alcoholics.
12. Never trust the bunny/pork bun.
13. True love always prevails. Usually.
14. Love comes in all forms.
15. At least you’re not Subaru.
16. Nothing says love like agreeing to be somebody’s primary food source.
17. If someone comments on your eyes being pretty, you will probably lose them several chapters later.
18. Even if you and your beloved are a canon couple, by the end, you still won’t have kissed.
19. Even in other series, you still will not kiss.
20. If your grandparents are constantly on vacation, they most likely don’t exist.
21. Never carry your most treasured item around with you.
22. Everybody has an evil twin.
23. Tokyo Tower is, more than likely, the source of all evil.
24. If you’re good-looking, you’re doomed or angsty. Probably both.
25. Don’t expect to live a happy life. You’ll only be disappointed.
26. The more they smile, the harder they fall.
27. Your fan base is directly proportional to how angsty you are.
28. Everyone is pretty, even when bleeding or in agony.
29. Torture and mind games are just another way of showing you care.
30. Your boss is bad for you.
31. The world is split into three genders: male, female and androgynous.
32. Blood is aesthetic.
33. It’s not real magic unless you can conjure a two-meter-wide magic circle.
34. Flat strips of paper can reach the same speed as an F1 race car.
35. Fire doesn’t burn unless the plot requires it to.
36. No matter how ripped your shirt gets, it’s not coming off.
37. Men with black hair and glasses (including sunglasses) cannot be trusted.
38. Anyone who says having magic powers is cool could not have been more wrong.
39. It’s possible to store two swords and enough clothing for four people inside the mouth of a bunny/pork bun.
40. Who wears short shorts? Little boy detectives wear short shorts!
41. Four leaf clovers aren’t as lucky as they’re made out to be.
42. If you’re a character voiced by Megumi Ogata/cool/fan favourite/bishounen, you’re doomed.
43. Hell, you’re in a CLAMP anime. You’re doomed.
44. Remember your dreams- they’re the key to the plot.
45. If you can’t whistle, “hyuu” instead.
46. If you feel someone’s watching you, they probably are.
47. If he’s tall, dark and handsome, he’s taken- by the outrageously cute boy standing next to him.
48. Feathers have the ultimate power. Buy a chicken.
49. If your series is happy sugar-coated fairies and unicorns, you will most likely all die a horrible death at the hand of a psychotic clone.
50. Everything will be alright.
51. Just because you return from a journey, doesn’t mean you’ll return in one piece.
52. Everything happens in Tokyo.
53. Cute stuffed animals make the best magical servants.
54. Swords longer than your height are easy to manage.
55. Attack names/chants are more important than actual skill or experience.
56. Cherry blossoms are a sign of good luck.
57. Cherry blossoms are a sign of bad luck.
58. Cherry blossoms are- sod that, if you see cherry blossoms, run.
59. Even after your heart is pierced by someone's hand, you will still have plenty of time to divulge deep dark secrets/words of wisdom/angst/last words before you actually die.
60. Show your true love not by exchanging rings, but eyes.
61. No one is really happy. They’re just hiding some dark secret.
62. Dressing someone up in cute but outlandish outfits is a sign of great love and affection.
63. The easiest way to solve a love triangle is to kill somebody.
64. Inanimate objects have feelings.
65. Eyes, especially magic ones, are in high demand.
66. Cosplay is completely normal in Tokyo.
67. Love your parents while you can.
68. The general public is oblivious to strange/supernatural/inexplicable/mysterious events/people/objects.
69. Don’t give your name to strangers.
70. Wherever you are, there is a Miyuki somewhere in the background.
71. Apparently, magic allows you to eat other people’s eyes like candy.
72. Walking between a fence and a lamp-post will send you to another time/dimension.
73. Never trust shop owners.
74. You can adore liquor more than food, but you do not have an alcohol problem.
75. Everyone who's important, has the birthday April 1st.
76. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye-then it's a pairing.
77. Nothing says love than agreeing to be someone's primary life source.
78. When asking the Japanese what a word means, definitions don't matter, you just need Kanji
79. Nothing says love like telling them to live till the day you kill them
80. Nothing says love like placing varius suffixes onto the end of the first four letters of their name

10 Signs you are a Castiel Girl (Otherwise known as the, 'Now you know the writer is obssessed with Castiel,' list)

1. The phrase "Touched by an Angel" Has a whole new meaning for you.

2. Trench coats make you swoon

3. You want to smack Dean in the back of the head in the brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me"

4. You want to hug Castiel in the brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me" and after he finds out God won't help in "Dark Side of the Moon"

5. You laugh when you see alcohol

6. When you see Biblical pictures of angels you shake your head and think "That's not what they look like"

7. Angel Food Cake makes you smile

8. You use Assbutt as an insult on whoever you can as much as you can.

9. References to narcotics, orgy's, virgins, "that's how i roll", voices in cell phones, flat bread, not ordering from the menu, whoopee cushions, new FBI agents, pretty angel boys, action figures, brothels, and "not incontinent".

10. You find the phrase "I'm the one that gripped you tight and saved you from perdition" slightly hot.

Well, I do believe that gives the general idea of my fancies. I applaud those of you who actually read the entire thing, though it is doubtful that anyone did. Cheers.

Yours truly,

Night-Puppet

Freefall by FarenMaddox reviews
Modern-world AU. The stories of the Tsubasa gang and the xxxHolic characters and a few others play out in modern-day San Fransisco. There are muggings, motorcycles, memory loss, and mayhem. Please read the introductory paragraph at the beginning of the first chapter and do not skip or you will be very confused. COMPLETED.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 216,221 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kurogane, Syaoran - Complete