Chicanery A. Beguile
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Joined 12-04-02, id: 304805, Profile Updated: 01-14-11
Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, Yu Yu Hakusho, Treasure Island, and Resident Evil series.

Go here see pictures of my characters.

"Everyone seems normal until you get to know them."

DANGER/WARNING/ATTENTION/CAUTION/NOTICE/etc.!!
Some things you should know before you read my stories:
1. I AM STRANGE, get over/used to it.
2. I tend to use the same character(s) over again. I'm hoping to find that one good story that will make me a millionaire, and I want to have my favorite character(s) in it. (Hey a girl can dream can't she.)
3. I use some inside jokes in my stories. If you have any questions about them just ask, but be prepared for some possible scarring for my friends and I are STRANGE.
4. My stories start out with short chapters, but they will get longer. I promise. Mostly the reason for that is because I just want to post my ideas before my readers get irate.
5. A lot of the time I re-post some chapters because I edit them and add or take out parts. So, if something is mentioned in a new chapter and you think I haven't referred to it earlier I might have edited a previous chapter and added it. So, sometimes you might have to skim over older chapters and find new added parts.
6. Sometimes I don't post anything for a story for a long time. This is due to school, homework, sleep, sports, and because I'm fucking lazy. Also working on multiple stories at once sometimes means I'll post one a lot and then stop and work on another one for a while. I work on the one that I have the most ideas in my head that need to get out before I forget them.
7. If you review my stories I'll review yours, but I warn you I review like a plague of locus. I'll read all your works and continue reading you works in progress, and then I'll read works by people that review your stories. So, don't review my stories unless you like getting lots of reviews.

Now for the rest of my bio...

Name: Joelle
Nick-names: XylidineGriffin, Red-Gryphon
Gender: Female
Appearance: red, straight, short hair; bluish eyes; 5'7"
Birthday: December 14th, 1987
Age: 23 (in case you can't do the math)
Zodiac Sign: fire rabbit on the Chinese zodiac and a Sagittarius on the Greek
Religion: Buddhist ('cause everyone just assumes everyone else is Christian, well I'm not!)
Favorite Animal: domestic: rabbit; wild: snow leopard; mythological: griffin
Favorite Color: purple, any shade
Favorite Anime Character: Kurama, Heihachi, Kyuzo, Ishida
Favorite Books: Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea and Dune
Favorite Author: Jules Verne
Top 3 fav. Movies: "Pirates of the Caribbean" trilogy, "Hot Fuzz," "The Fall," and "Interstalla: 5555"
Current top TV shows: Doctor Who, Primeval, Torchwood, The Tudors
School: Collin's College
Location: Arizona, U.S.A.

I was born in Colorado and lived there between '93 and '09 Then I moved to Arizona for my second college. Before that I'd lived in Hawaii, Japan, Australia, and Guam. I've been lots of other places too, since my dad's a retired airline pilot. My favorite place is Palau, a small group of islands half way between Guam and Australia. I've had lots of pets and still have two, Siberian huskies named Maia and Jack. I'd love to work as a photographer for National Geographic. I have been skiing for eighteen years now and got invited to the national NASTAR races in Park City in the spring of 2003. I also figure skated for thirteen years. I did karate for four years and am a 2nd degree black belt. Other things I do off and on in my spare time in the appropriate seasons are snowboarding, hiking, rock climbing, camping, archery. I also like otaku. And I like any type of music that's not country, western, rap, jazz, or pop, that means I do like techno, Celtic, rock, alternative, soundtracks of my favorite movies and video games, and some other stuff.

F.A.Q.'s
What does xylidine mean?

1: Any of the six poisonous, liquid, isomeric compounds having the formula C8H11N, resembling aniline and derived from xylene. 2: A mixture of these isomeric compounds, used in making certain dyes and in organic synthesis.

What's a griffin?
A mythical monster with the body, hind legs, and tail of a lion and the head, wings, and talons of an eagle. For more info click here

Ask me some more, I dare ya.

Favorite quotes:
"Don't let your tongue cut your throat."
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"If at first you don't succeed don't try skydiving."
"Due to the recent energy crisis the light at the end of the tunnel has been shut off."
There's also a really long one out of Sherlock Holmes, it's the whole first paragraph in the short story "A Case of Identity"

Story Status:
-A Strange Form of Revenge- discontinued

-An Unfinished Tale-discontinued until further interest

-Hunt For The Lioness-still active but taking a back seat because of another project

-Resident Evil (the movie) FF just to get it off my mind.

-"Matrix" spin off (highly likely)
-And when I finish my story An Unfinished Tale I'll be making a sequel, because I mean it's an unfinished tale so...

I also have several stories and a poem collection here, check them out too!

And if you get bored with me you can also check out my FanFiction/FictionPress buds:
http://www.fanfiction.net/~kawaiikitty
http://www.fanfiction.net/~cass7
http://www.fanfiction.net/~edgywedgy
http://www.fictionpress.com/~cass7
http://www.fictionpress.com/~mlburt
http://www.fictionpress.com/~hitohananoryu
http://www.fictionpress.com/~skylamoon
http://www.fictionpress.com/~kawaiikitty

Oh wow! You made it to the end of my ever-lengthening bio!

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Legolas's Magical Breeches by edgy wedgy reviews
Sequel to Legolas's Magical Shoe. Legolas loses his pants and falls in love with many, many things. Stress on the word THINGS. Thranduil is not pleased.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Legolas, Treebeard
6987240 And Counting by Kawaii Kitty reviews
Jun Aoi, the Executive Officer of "The Nadesico" takes some time to reflect on his life with Yurika Misumaru. Could this be the fatal confession? RR
Nadesico - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2004
Cerrus Chronicals by M.L. Burt
This is a story abiut Inuyasha and the son of Cerberus. People from Anime Spiral might know what this is. Read to find out more. I suck at summaries.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,397 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2004
The Tragic Glutton by Cass-7 reviews
Ever wonder what No Face's past was like? Wonder what he was feeling while he was gorging away after eating the frog? Find out!
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2004
Legolas's Magical Journey by edgy wedgy reviews
After several broken marriages and exile from Mirkwood, Legolas decides to give up on love. Until he meets a very reluctant Mary Jane. Is this why he joined the fellowship?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2003 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Legolas, Boromir
Project: Dilandau by Kawaii Kitty reviews
SPOILERS Celena Schezar was torn away from her home, held captive and now dragged down into the bowels of the Zaibach Empire. For what purpose? RR
Escaflowne - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2003 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Cerene S., Dilandau A.
All that glitters is not Silver by Isaviel reviews
Jim Hawkins is now captain of his own ship The Prevail. His life has become gentle and peaceful until one day a young woman appears on his ship desperate for his help and he is thrown once again into a life of conspiracy, murder and piracy.
Treasure Island - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2003 - Published: 9/6/2003
Generations of Treasure by Cass-7 reviews
Jim Hawkens had a son, and he's been kidnapped by Long John Silver and another pirate nicknamed "Gold." Is this the adventure Nicholas dreamed of?
Treasure Island - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 4/1/2003
Treasure Planet Gets Spoofed by Elfzilla reviews
This is what would happen if I were in charge of writing the script of Treasure Planet. Includes: Naughty language, massive amounts of injuries, slashy spiders and general retardness. If you're offended by such things...then you smell funny.
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 5/29/2003 - Complete
Legolas's Magical Shoe by edgy wedgy reviews
Sequel to Legolas's Magical Hat. Legolas's marriage cracks so he falls in love with someone (or rather, something) unexpected.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Legolas
Legolas's Magical Hat by edgy wedgy reviews
Yep, Legolas has fallen in love YET AGAIN. Only this time it's really scary.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Legolas, Gollum
Ginny's owl problem by edgy wedgy reviews
Ginny's brought home some owls to get back at Ron. It worked but owls start mass producing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2003 - Published: 6/5/2002 - Ginny W., Harry P.
An insight into Merry's mind by edgy wedgy reviews
Ever wanted to see what goes inside the mind of a hobbit? You now can! Of course, Merry isn't exactly the brightest of hobbits...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Their Lives and their sayings by edgy wedgy reviews
Very insightful story about the characters you all know and love. It's under horror because it's so horrorfyingly bad. It's rated PG because it decreases brain power. You will love this story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Galadriel, Boromir
Dudley's Tragic Fate by edgy wedgy reviews
Something terrible happens to Dudley because he inconveniently wets his pants. How terrible can it be? You'd be surprised.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2003
The concequences of Snape's love by edgy wedgy reviews
Snape's object of affection is somewhat different to him. Hm... wonder what it is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2002 - Severus S.
The Endings by edgy wedgy reviews
Sick and tired of endless fanfics which never get to the point? This is THE ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/6/2002
Zim's Conquest by Kawaii Kitty reviews
Six years in the future and Zim has conqured the planet Earth. Many have stood up to this tyrant and fallen, now it's Dib's turn. Joined with him are his sister and a former enemy and they fight to stop Zim before he stops them.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,922 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2002 - Published: 8/10/2001
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Resident Evil Side Story: Rise of the Land Sharks reviews
Ever wonder: Did Claire Redfield and what was left of her group ever make it to Alaska? Were there any other survivors and what have they been doing since the outbreak? How far can a helicopter go on one tank of gas? Why don't zombies eat each other?
Resident Evil series - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009
Hunt for the Lioness reviews
Jim is kidnapped by Kat, Silver's first mate. They set a course for the Mediterranean and for revenge.
Treasure Island - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/15/2005
An Unfinished Tale reviews
Eight friends get sucked into a book and have to forge their own way through Middle Earth almost 3000 years before Frodo's time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,749 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004
A Strange Form of Revenge
Kurama wants to regain his Spirit form Yoko Kurama with the help of San, and the Labyrinth Caves of Periculum.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,645 - Published: 4/29/2004