![]() Author has written 2 stories for Degrassi. Hey!!! Im candyluver1910!!!!! please read my profile because i have some things that might make you laugh!!!! Maybe even cry... I LOVE Degrassi!!!! I am obsessed with DOLLY J (Holly J x Declan) and I want to KILL Sav and the rebound "love" between SAVVY J (Sav x Holly J) If you like me, you get a kiss ( Hershey kiss of course!!) If you love me, you get a cookie (chocolate chip!!!!) If you think im awesome, you get a lolipop (watermelon blow pop!!!) If you REALLY love me, you get a REAL kiss (on the cheek) If you think im AWESOME and VERY LOVEABLE, you get 10 Billion Dollars!!!!!!!! If you hate me you get NOTHING!!!!!! Ok, so you get none of that... but still... im AWESOME!!!! 90 Reasons Why Holly J and Declan Belong Together 001. b/c Landon & Charlotte have great chemistry... and they're pretty. 30 Reasons Why Sav and Holly J Should NOT Be Together 1. Because it shows signs of an obvious rebound relationship 2. Because no one who has found out about them remotely cares or has taken them seriously 3. Because Sav and Holly J weren't even friends before they got together 4. Because Fiona still expects her to marry Declan 5. Because they've kept it a secret 6. Because they've both broke the friendship code with Anya and Declan 7. Because Holly J meddled with Sav and Anya's and didn't care that it hurt him 8. Because he was supportive of her relationship with Declan 9. Because the strip tease was completely unsexy 10. Because Holly J and Declan haven't officially broken up 11. Because they went against each other in the campaign 12. Because Declan is returning and will show Holly J what she's missing 13. Because Charlotte and Ray being good friends in real life makes their romance scenes awkward 14. Because they contributed to the school's new strict policies 15. Because not long ago he was calling Anya the love of his life. 16. Because his parent's wont approve of the culture difference 17. Because she's giving up on her dreams just to be with him. 18. Because saying "We're having fun" does not suggest Holly J's commited to the relationship. 18. Because the serenading was cheesy and sickning 19. Because going from Declan to Sav is like taking the free fall 20. Because Sav has no ambition whilst Holly J has a lot 21. Because bad singing and school stripping do not equal true love 22. Because neither of them are using their hearts, only their bodies 23. Because there shouldn't be an expiry date if it means something to them. 24. Because Sav never liked Holly J being friends with Anya. 25. Because "Holly J Sinclair? You have health insurance right? 26. Because Holly J crossed him off her list 27. Because Holly J told Declan first and not Sav about getting into Yale 28. Because anyone who is confident in their relationship isn't going to freak out when their girlfriend's ex shows up but Sav did 29. Because Holly J told Sav that she was having lunch with Declan and his feelings about that diddnt matter 30. Because she seemed uncomfortable when Sav hugged her 90% of teen-age girls would have a major breakdown if Justin Bieber was about to jump off a building. Copy this onto your profile if your one of the 10% shouting "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" :For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are) I'm Skinny, so I Must be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm BLONDE, so i MUST be a dumb whore I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (it doesn't matter to me, if they're happy, then they can be happy...as long as they don't take my Skittles...) I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be kissing them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy. ( I play some games :) ) I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm Welsh so I MUST love sheep. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm BI, so I MUST think everyone I see is hot I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. Things to do at Wal-Mart: 1. throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!" 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" 17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price. 18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs. 21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!" 23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner." 26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section. 27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..." 33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back. 35. Run into the cereal aisle, grab a box of Life, and shove it in Random peoples faces shouting "This is my life and I'll do what ever I want with it! You know you live in the year 2000+ when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screen name 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were to busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was number a 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now |
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