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Joined 07-22-11, id: 3094000, Profile Updated: 08-06-11

Name: Kelleane Lexiondre Charmes
Nickname: Kelly/Kiel/Lexi
Birthday: December 13
Age: 12
Gender: Female
Location: Up in the sky~
Western Zodiac: Sagittarius
Eastern Zodiac: Tiger
Member Since: July 22, 2011
Hobbies: reading, writing, singing, dancing, acting, talking to myself, daydreaming, listening to music
Likes: sweets, books, music, anime and manga, buddies
Loves: Greyson Michael Chance, Selena Marie Gomez, Dione Drew Diano (my best friend)
Dislikes: thieves, backstabbers, snuck-up snobs, insects
Hates: COCROACHES!!!

More Info: I'm RANDOM!!!!

Favorite Series: The Edge Chronicles, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, (well almost) so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I’m at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go~!

Facts of Life:

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words.

When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.

All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

President Roosevelt said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth . . . just kidding. Percabeth is first.

There are two types of people in the world . . . people that suck, and Percabeth shippers.

Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper. (OR but only if the pen is riptide.)

Most people know that Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, ". . . a Percabeth shipper."

He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth . . . dies.

People have often asked the United States, "What is your secret weapon against terrorists?" We simply reply . . . Percabeth.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice.

Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

Percabeth.

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I'm so sorry by BabyYou'reAllThatIWant reviews
"You say that, but you never show it! What's the point of feeling something if you don't show it!" "It's not as simple as that," "Why can't it be?" "Because, it is my life." Love, Life & Betrayal. Percabeth. AU!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,090 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Just Go With The Flow by Adonai63 reviews
AU. Percy is living a double life and he has spent the sixteen years of his life living up to his family name, and he's planning to do just that for the rest of his life. That is until he meets the new student, Annabeth Chase. R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,727 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Jackson's Chase by Agent Astro Zombie reviews
It all started with a bet. Percy Jackson a junior in high school, and the school's number 1 hottest playboy always gets the girl he wants. However when a new girl moves into town he was determine to get her despise how much she hates him
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 133,109 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Artificial Engagement by Akatsuki Child reviews
It was either become a hobo or marry the guy's daughter. He wished he had chosen to become a hobo. "For some reason, I always find myself fantasizing about strangling him to death." Percabeth with mentions of Thuke. AU. OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,398 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Forever Starts With Fifteen Minutes by 0KaCey0 reviews
AU. Percy and Annabeth meet at a bar and become the others' temporary significant other to help them get back at their ex's. When their relationship starts with revenge what does that say for their future? Rated T for strong language and suggestive themes
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,716 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
This Isn't the End by azngirl123 reviews
"You're the one that took 10 years of friendship, and my love, and doubt and mistrust it, and yet here I am telling you that I still care about you!" Read to find out. Percabeth. Rated T for swearing and adult themes. 2nd POV.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,201 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Swear on the Styx by BlackVelvetBand reviews
When Percy is struck by a strange illness, Annabeth must travel across country, to try and repair their damaged relationship before it's too late. But Aphrodite's been waiting years for a good tragic romance...EPILOGUE JUST ADDED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,260 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Phone Call Confessions by Cap'NCupcake reviews
Completely dialogue conversations between Percy and members of Annabeth's family. "I like it when she tells me about her architecture. It reminds me of, like, a sexy librarian or something." ". . . I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Darkest Before Dawn by Akatsuki Child reviews
Annabeth and Grover go to see Percy for his birthday, but when they see Rachel, things get very complicated. Percy has to now make the choice between the girl he loves and the girl he thought he knew. Multiple POVs. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,186 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Hangman by Cap'NCupcake reviews
“How about W?” Percy looked perplexed, once again. “W? Who guesses W?” “I do!” she said angrily. Percy and Annabeth, playing a game of Hangman. Percabeth two-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete