The happenings of Dragon Age: Origins as seen through Alistair's eyes. Before too long he's focusing more on Elissa Cousland's behind than on the ever-encroaching darkspawn horde. He maintains that is totally not his fault. Alistair/f!Cousland. Alternative title: "The Story of How I Learned to Lead Without Losing my Pants." Character study. Relationship centric.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 7/22/2016 - [Alistair, Cousland]