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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "Fuck!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter...

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!!

HEY! IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES THEN COPY IT ON YOUR PROFILE AND REPOST IT AND PICK OUT THE ONES THAT FIT YOU THE BEST!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. hey! that's mean!

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party..

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework.

I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

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Rotted Rowan by Darkpetal16 reviews
Not everyone can be a hero. Sometimes you have to play the villain in order to save everyone. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC
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Against the Odds by PolarPanther reviews
Magic was not the only secret hidden in Harry's ancestry. With nothing more than an old clue and a desperate wish, Harry travels through unfamiliar places and braves unknown danger to find his family.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 178,927 - Reviews: 2603 - Favs: 7,194 - Follows: 8,473 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Love Of My Brothers by Celestial Lion16 reviews
Naruto goes home expecting an empty apartment to welcome him back. Except it's not so empty this time but has four guys waiting, claiming to be Naruto's brothers. And if they really are his family then where have they been all this time? So many secrets and Naruto also has one of his own. Naruto is really a girl in disguise! And what about her mother?
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A Guardian Angel by Hyuga09 reviews
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Sparks by tenneyshoes reviews
Sparks are tiny glimpses of the Will of Fire. In Konoha, these sparks can be seen everywhere. Some burn brighter than others, but each is unique. In Konoha, Naruto and his precious people must keep those sparks burning as they move toward the future together and as individuals. PREVIOUSLY TITLED 'SETTLING'. One-shot series.
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second chances by baby-kitsune9 reviews
naru was murdered in cold blood, and her wolf has followed her in death. but kyuubi has some plans of his own. he has sent them both back in time to give his kit her greatest wish. more time with the one she loved. fem naru/kakashi NEW chap 66!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 71,072 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 6/23/2018 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
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Heritage by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter is more than a wizard, he's descended from two powerful clans of the Elemental Nations. Thanks to his parents taking precautions he will work on training both sides of his heritage. And people better didn't try to stop him. Will contain some bashing, see summary, no pairings yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,644 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 4,574 - Follows: 5,294 - Updated: 6/19/2017 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Naruto U.
Fourteen by Shirahane Aikawa reviews
An ordinary smalltown girl Naruto, whose life is about to change with the arrival of her childhood friends Sasuke and Itachi. She embarks on a romantic adventure that turns into a disaster as she faces an unwanted pregnancy and unrequited Love.
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Kiri no Kagami by SnowTime reviews
Life was always about choices. It can be either good or bad. And sometimes, taking the cowards' choice is the correct one; leading the way to a whole new view of promises and blood. And maybe... a hopeless dream of the future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,122 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 12/19/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.]
Shadowed Sun by Darkpetal16 reviews
Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 246,743 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 5,415 - Follows: 4,484 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U., OC - Complete
Player 2: Select Your Gender Option by Sythe reviews
Kushina wants a baby girl, and what Kushina wants Kushina gets. For a scrawny orphan with dreams too big, pink or blue really don't matter. Gaara of the Sand may be a fearsome shinobi at fifteen, but nobody ever said he was a pro at weathering life, puberty, and the politics of physical union between states. AU. Naruto with Kushina's chakra chain and barrier power. Gaanaru.
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Rise of the Kaizoukage by Clash of the Legends reviews
Naruto Namikaze has had a lousy childhood, unable to bear the pain he runs away. He soon meets nine people who will change his life and give him the things he has desires most in the world: Family Freedom and Adventure. This will be Epic in length, with lots of Action, Humor, and Drama. Rating may go up due to mild language and violence in later chapters. ON HOLD
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,176 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 1/16/2016 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Straw Hats P.
Civilian School Blues by Lucillia reviews
They've got blonde hair and blue eyes and, thanks to a client who'd wanted to hedge his bets when it came to the protection of his daughter, they're posing as sisters at an all girl boarding school that isn't exactly what it seems on it's placid surface. Oh, and did I mention that they're both male and one's in the Akatsuki and the other's a certain Jinchuriki we all know and love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,302 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Naruto U., Deidara
Bolt out of the Blue Book 2: Earth by Mysterious Prophetess reviews
Sequel: The band of semi-unlikely friends has survived the Siege of the North. Unbeknownst to the ninjas friend and foe , their arrivals have sent ripples throughout the world. Once their effects are made known, the ripples will change the fates of all.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Naruto U., Aang - Complete
Like a Korean Drama: Season 2 by amythist7 reviews
AU. The boys are rich and the girls are poor. Brick has fallen for the girl he hates, but can she forgive him for all he's done? Buttercup has come too far to give up, will pretending to be a boy ruin her life forever? Bubbles will finally get to be with Boomer, but in a way she never imagined.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,024 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup
(Abandoned) Tender Sea by Strange Obsession reviews
ABANDONED!(rewritten) Naruto Namikaze-Uzumaki grew up to become one of the strongest Kunoichi that had ever existed. Recently married and close to achieving her lifelong ambition, everything is ripped from her grasp. Friends have fallen and the Elemental Nations is no more. She chooses to abandon her identity and go back to fix it all. Time-travel!, Fem!Naru, Eventual Kaka!Naru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 130,795 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 2,607 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 4/22/2013 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
Fanficers Guide to the Galaxy: Cliches by xxYou-shall-be-my-Squishyxx reviews
My name is Aiko Hanashi and my goal is to humorously point out all the cliches I've noticed in my years a fanficing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 18,603 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Naruto U.
The Final Battle by Lotus Sword reviews
Creatures from myths, creatures from legends... They all exist. And when combined, they can create a living being, so powerful that it can destroy everything. A certain group of teens will have to give their all in order to prevent the end of the world. AU-fic, RanTaku with minor KyouTen. Warnings: shounen ai, character death (minor character), war, medieval setting.
Inazuma Eleven/イナズマイレブン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,605 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - [Shindou T., Kirino R.]
We Three by Cannibal Inc reviews
He is a black stain to their perfection. He is on the inside, but on the outskirts of it. Because two is a unit. And three? Three is extra. All he wants is to disappear. Let them forget a Spring that is already dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,288 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shinobi High: After The Fact by Akatsuki's a bang reviews
A ten chapter special based around Sasuke and Aerin's evolving relationship after they begin living together. What does that entail? Well, whatever two people do when they love each other. Enough said.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,792 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 10/16/2014 - [Sasuke U., OC]
Phoenix Rising by Kai Maciel reviews
During Naruto's final battle against Sasuke, Itachi uses the power he gave him to clean Sasuke's soul and body from darkness by turning him into a newborn baby with no memories of his past. For how long can Naruto keep this a secret? CANCELED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 67 - Words: 330,996 - Reviews: 4447 - Favs: 3,205 - Follows: 3,021 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Once In A Lifetime by AlcoholicIntrovert reviews
"What would you give to save them...?" Her voice was cold. "Everything." His voice was a whisper. "Then I will take everything. I will give you a chance to save your nakama." ...You get a second chance. Luffyko Fem!Luffy Zolu "Time Travel" Fic
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,086 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Luffy, Zoro
My Other Half by Lotus Sword reviews
According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and two heads. Fearing their power, Zeus split them in half, condemning them to search for their other half for their entire life. Now, will you, lovely reader of this story, find your other half? ReaderxCharacter series. Rated T to be sure.
Inazuma Eleven/イナズマイレブン - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,274 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Complete
backslide by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,390 - Reviews: 2240 - Favs: 7,245 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Let me by knownangel reviews
What if someone got to Sasuke before he was allowed to completely lose himself in revenge? Or someone's' for a matter of fact. Fem!naruXSasu. Probably a couple of OOC characters too...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,989 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruko U.
The Story of a Bad Boy and a Good Girl by Children of Light reviews
Her White Day was going perfectly. Mamoru had remembered the chocolates for Natsumi-chan, Ichinose-san had realised that calling Aki-chan was the least he could do, and as for Haruna... Well, with Kidou around, she couldn't do much. Anyways, it was perfect. Until he came along, ruined everything and broke her heart.
Inazuma Eleven/イナズマイレブン - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [Fudou A., Fuyuka K.] - Complete
Southerly Rivals by Mako1 reviews
A series of ficlets about the ongoing friendly rivalry between Australia and New Zealand.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,475 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Australia, New Zealand
Magic and Chakra by ValiantPanther reviews
Naruto wasn't the only one born that night, his parents survived the sealing. What would happen if a neglected Naruto stumbled upon a world far older then chakra?
Crossover - Naruto & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,319 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 4/4/2013
Life, Unexpected by snappers reviews
Uchiha Sasuke receives a call that Itachi and his wife die in a car crash. Then he discovers that his brother left him with a legacy - Itachi's 5-year-old daughter. Thus, Sasuke becomes the reluctant guardian.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,747 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Dear Cute Children! by Elhienn Hovercast reviews
It started with a talk about having kids with Haruka, and Cecil, to prove that he would be the best match for Haruka put a spell on her so now, children from alternate future will appear everytime she is kissed! Alert: Cute kids being cuties with papa STARISH.
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,453 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Haruka N.
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2951 - Favs: 6,963 - Follows: 4,788 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pokemon Ninjas! by Auto-nin reviews
Up for adoption...AU Naruto, at a young age, finds out about Pokemon and gains a very powerful Pokemon as a friend. This Pokemon gives Naruto's powers and the ability to understand Pokemon with a price. Naruto strides to be the first ninja and Hokage partner with Pokemon!
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,577 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Giratina, Naruto U.
Babysitting by BballSnipergirl23 reviews
The Powerpuff Girls and the Rowdyruff Boys are seniors and, of course in a huge fight. That is until the girls stumble onto something in an alley. Babies! Will they put being enemies aside to help the newborns? Or will the babies be in danger all the way though the fight? Sequel is out too!
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,936 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Blossom, Brick, Butch, Buttercup - Complete
Genderbent Jinchuurikis by Dragon of Gender Bending reviews
Jinchuurikis all over the Elemental Nations have mysteriously swapped genders against their will one day. In trying to find a solution they encounter more problems, some that might start a war if left unsolved. SasuFemNaru, GaaFu, UtaYugi and other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,402 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruko U.
The Four Nations by DeathGodSlayer reviews
Airbending. The art lost to the pages of history. Taken by a powerhungry Fire Lord. The hope of possibly restoring this art is rekindled with the rearrival of Avatar Aang. Yet Aang is soon to discover that he is not alone...
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Naruto U., Aang
Unexpected Encounter by MetroPro reviews
Tsunade finds a 3 year old girl in her office who seems to think Naruto's her mother. but who's the father? A SasuFemNaru story Please leave me a review on what you think about this story. I'll really appreciate it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,424 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
Death Flowers by patterns-at-dusk reviews
She was becoming invisible like a ghost and was withering away like a flower. However, what they failed to realize was that winter had already come. The flower was dead. /Sequel to Ghost Flowers - SasuFemNaru/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 218 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Naruko U.
Love My Baby, Hate This Wedding by RedPhoenix20 reviews
Kazemaru finds out he's pregnant with Endou's baby and runs away to England. After six years of hiding, he gets a letter telling him that Endou's getting married. Unwilling, he goes back to Japan for the wedding. While there, he tries desperately to keep Endou from finding out about his son while dodging a certain red haired male. Full Summary inside.
Inazuma Eleven/イナズマイレブン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,662 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Kazemaru I., Hiroto K./Guran, Endo M., Edgar V.
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 3,767 - Follows: 5,093 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Second Chance by sakurademonalchemist reviews
When Ace dies, he finds out that his afterlife isn't what he expected. Now he has to deal with being a pirate in a land ruled by shinobi while living in a prestigious clan known as the Uchiha. Can Ace make his own path of the ninja without losing his pirate heritage, or will he end up in a bigger fight than the one he lost? Ace-is-Itachi No pairings as of yet.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,194 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Itachi U., Ace
A pool of roses by HeyDickGrayson reviews
Makoto, Haru, Nagisa and Rei find them selves enrolled at Ouran Private Academy where they meet the Ouran host club. Will they open up to each other and finally find someone who understands them? Watch as their friendship unfolds.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., Haruka N., Makoto T.
Fireworks by Dreams Of Mary reviews
"I was an invisible person, only you saw me"
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Prince And The Slave by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
Originally by Rachel9493 Sakura's life is turned upside down, when she is sold into slavery. Who to you might ask? Why the Fire Country Prince Uchiha Sasuke! Will she escape, or might she just fall for him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 96,635 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 5/25/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Another Chance by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have their final battle in Konoha, and somehow, in the aftermath of a violent clash, they end up, as children, in an alternate time. Will things be different for them, or will they still be alone?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,425 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sasuke-Aniki! by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
What would you give to protect someone you care about? Sasuke is about to find out, when he finds a little girl in the same situation he had once been in. Will he abandon this little girl who reminds him of himself? Will he take care of her? If he does take care of her, what will happen when she gets in the way of his goals?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Sasuke U.
Little Brother by hyper active pixie reviews
Sequel to 'Little One'. Harry and Draco have reached age eleven, and are finally off to Hogwarts...house placement, new friends, new enemies, and old enemies...what could possibly go wrong? NOT Harry/Draco slash, hence the title dear readers...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,535 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 3,961 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
A New Beginning by w.i.t.c.h fan in ut reviews
When Phobos and Nerissa escape and join forces with Ozai, W.I.T.C.H. and Elyon must team up with the GAang in order to defeat them. But can they do it without their hearts getting in the way?
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,329 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Aang, Elyon B.
Trials of the Fox by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Kushina is back with a vengeance! Now that her mission for Shinigami-sama is over, Konoha is about to be turned on it's head! Will she unleash the wrath of the Fox on the citizens who mistreated her son? And what will happen when her students start dating their fellow nin? Sequel to Troubles in Time. Minato/Kushina with multiple pairings you never see coming. Fem Harry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,112 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Harry P., Kushina U.
Cherry Cough Syrup by Silverbellsb reviews
Buttercup finds Butch, alone and sick, in the rain. Who is she to leave him without giving him proper treatment? However, Butch absolutely has no idea why Buttercup is helping him. Get a clue, Butch! Do you really think she's as cold as she seems?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,955 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Butch, Buttercup
As Things Currently Were by angelwolf123 reviews
"It's a genjutsu, it's a genjutsu, it's a GENJUTSU!" Sasuke's eyes were squeezed shut, and only now did he dare open them to peer at the... thing... that had just appeared before him. But the monstrosity was still there, staring down at him with her wide blue eyes. It definitely wasn't a genjutsu. But then why was this 12 year old Naruto a girl?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,531 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Naruko U., Sasuke U., Naruto U.
No Longer Watching by XoverMasta reviews
Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto had been alive for a long time... too long. He watched Panem rise, and the Hunger Games start. And now that a person precious to him has entered the Hunger Games he will NO LONGER WATCH! Rating may or may not go up.
Crossover - Naruto & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,321 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Naruto U., Katniss E.
Carved On the Skin and Soul by Floric1434 reviews
I was watching an episode of Inazuma Eleven in the same time writing a few new chapters for my stories and reading a story entry for MMTFC... When my laptop started to glow a mysterious purple light... Multiple Pairings
Inazuma Eleven/イナズマイレブン - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,928 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Wither Away by Caffeine and Cigarettes reviews
NaruHina. "Someday, I will be strong enough to lift not one but both of us." —COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,864 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sequel: Naru, What the Heck are You Doing? by miku89 reviews
Back from her training trip/mission with Jiraiya, Naru & co. prepares for the upcoming maelstrom. Supported with many allies, how would the outcome of the 10th of October be? FemNaru, Time Travel, SEQUEL
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,591 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Naruko U., Kakashi H.
Land of the Long White Cloud by IncurablyAwesome reviews
When England takes Australia across the Tasman on his first ever trip away from home, he befriends a strange boy with a funny accent.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Australia, New Zealand - Complete
Return by daziyly reviews
Ten years after the ruffs brutally killed the puffs, the girls have separated for their own safety and have gone on carrying normal lives. But when the girls meet again after a few chance encounters, they spell trouble for the boys in more ways than one.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 96,981 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete
Raven Fledgeling by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
When the Kirin and Susanoo combination leaves a young Itachi in Sasuke's care, the Akatsuki are happy to step in. Madara plots to destroy Konoha, Sasuke questions his participation, and Itachi intends to overthrow the Akatsuki... Or, so Pein thinks.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
The Host Club by storyteller911 reviews
Naruto and Haruhi are cousins and a couple of tomboyish girls at Ouran Academy on scholarship. All starting with a search for a quiet place to study the two are made part of the Host Club. Welcome the Natural Rookie, Haruhi and the Knight, Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,718 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Naruto U., Kyōya O.
To Make an End by JackieJLH reviews
At first she didn't quite believe her eyes. Severus Snape here, on her doorstep, was so far outside the realm of anything Petunia had ever believed possible that she couldn't fully comprehend what she was seeing for a few seconds. Alternate universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,814 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Petunia D., Severus S. - Complete
I See No Resemblance by Artemis Day reviews
Tamaki is doing a project on his family history and needs information on his mother's family. With no way to find anything, he makes an offhand wish that he could meet his ancestors, and apparently, someone is listening.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Tamaki S., Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Reap the Whirlwind by Ozzallos reviews
Going back was bound to make ripples, but soon that would be the least of his concerns.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,785 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Let The Past, Be The Past by Pirates VS Ninjas reviews
OcxFemNaru,FullSumInside, They were to bring Naru Uzumaki back from banishment, when they found her they expected to find her ether hating Konoha or very happy to go back. What they didn't expect was to find her out she's getting married in a week... On Hold
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Naruto U.
The chronicles of Yuri and Yuuji by Kamai000 reviews
Yuri, Hinata's and Narutos daughter, and Yuuji, Sasuke and Sakura's son. What will happen with the new jinchirukii? OOC/OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010
The Maelstrom and the Chestnut by RhulainTheCheetahwolf reviews
Naruto wakes up to find an egg in his bed, and makes a friend of a lifetime. "Vee!" "SO CUTE!" Maturing-Naruto Rated T for swear words.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,883 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Eevee/Eievui, Naruto U.
100 Things New Zealand isn't allowed to do by kezia12345 reviews
Even the most peaceful nations need to have some rules set in place. -100 Things X is not Allowed To Do list.- No offense intended!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/3/2010 - New Zealand - Complete
paper boats and silver cigarette lighters by sarsaparillia reviews
He's dead, today, again. The sky is an anagram of winter misery, and she will look up, and hate it all. — Kiba/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Grace of a Pirate by killslay reviews
After Luffy helps save Ace, he returns to his nakama with certain changes. Future Zoro/fem!Luffy.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,720 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Luffy, Zoro
I Think I by TooDarnLazy reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha after an unsuccessful clash with Itachi, where he is faced with the choice of rotting in prison where his seed will be taken from him to produce Sharingan babies, or... marry the dobe. Nonyaoi, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,843 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 2,625 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Boys Soccer Girls by Addicted.x reviews
SasuHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno, NaruSaku. The school decides to make an end to the girls’ soccer team, to form a new boys’ team. So why not go to an all boys-school, and play soccer? As a boy? REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Tenten, Neji H.
Primus's Place by Primus510 reviews
Madness rules in my domain. I interview the characters of Naruto and show them the unique perks about being popular in fanfictions...also, be warned...I may use some 4chan memes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008
Naruto & Arashi by Vegeta the 3rd reviews
AU: On his way home, Naruto stumbles apon an egg. He didn't expect it to hatch while cooking it though. Especially into a yellow raccoon dog saying "Riolu." Poke'mon Crossover. (DISCONTINUED, UP FOR ADOPTION, SEND PMS IF INTERESTED)
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,403 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Riolu, Naruto U.
My Type of Woman by Phoenix Soar reviews
AU - Fact: If a girl slaps you for no reason, it means she likes you. But this one punched him in the face, kneed him in the South Pole and left him in a humiliating heap on the ground ... nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,205 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 373 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pause by twitch and spaz reviews
SEQUEL TO FAST FORWARD Can no one change the future? Is it dangerous to play with fate? Can you use the powers of a monster without becoming one? Sasuke and Naruto must fight against their demons if they hope to save the future..the clock is ticking SS,NH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,523 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 7,518 - Follows: 4,534 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete