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Amphisiologie by Eve et Zod'a reviews
C'est l'histoire d'une fille conne, folle, insensible, arrogante et centrée sur elle-même. Vous pouvez la lire aux chiottes, ça vous occupera.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 216,004 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/10/2018 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Sirius B., Regulus B., OC, Marauders - Complete
Runaway boys ! by Petite Dilly reviews
1980, les mangemorts, Rosier/Wilkes, la déchéance. Chapitre 2 : Should I stay or should I go ?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/4/2017 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Evan R.
Marguerite Purpland by Souky reviews
Marguerite Purpland, 16 ans, 6ème année à Poudlard, fait une grosse dépression. Malheureusement personne ne s'en rend vraiment compte jusqu'à ce qu'elle décide de commettre l'irréparable. A partir de là, sa vie va basculer du banal... au... banal...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,763 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Romance and Rivalry by Amaya0kami reviews
Thanks to Eren setting up a dating profile for Mikasa, she hits it off with an unbelievable guy named Levi online. Thing is, they don't know what each other look like yet and Mikasa unknowingly runs into a rude and annoying little man at the gym. The next day she meets the man she chatted with online. Needless to say, the blind date doesn't go as planned. Modern AU
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 142,768 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [Mikasa A., Levi A.] [Eren Y., Jean K.]
NYX IS WATCHING YOU by D.Would reviews
UA. Dans cette société prônant la surmédiatisation, Nyx se rend compte qu'elle ne possède rien hormis sa boîte crânienne pour penser. Des millions de téléspectateurs suivent les aventures de Harry Potter, en réalité emprisonné dans le plus grand studio jamais conçu. Il évolue sous l'oeil scrutateur des caméras parmi des figurants qu'il croit être des sorciers...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 418,111 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 4/24/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [OC, Blaise Z.]
Baba O'Riley by D.Would reviews
UA. On baise sur de la techno. On fornique sur du rock. On couche sur de la soul et on fait l'amour sur du classique , a prononcé Harry lors de sa venue au Baba O'Riley. Des mots en l'air, rythmés, qui traduisent la complexité des affaires sexuelles et amoureuses. Harry, jeune homme un peu paumé, trouve par hasard un café-librairie un jour de pluie.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 305,839 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 2/5/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Luna L., OC] - Complete
Et s'ils l'avaient fait by x-Lilo reviews
Imaginons une seconde, que ce jour-là, dans le train, Harry et Draco se soient serré la main. Qu'Harry Potter ait été envoyé à Serpentard. Qu'ils soient devenus les meilleurs amis du monde… Et s'ils l'avaient fait ?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 206,100 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Un amour coquillage by Piichi21 reviews
Parce que "Un gars bizarre avec 2 de QI, une auteur schizophrène, des personnages secondaires masochistes, de la barbes à papa, des méchants, des gentils, du yaoi, un peu de citron, beaucoup de guimauve... et Castiel subissant tout ça." était un titre trop long, j'ai appelé ma fic "Un amour coquillage". Bref, voici un titre débile pour une fiction l'étant tout autant. YAOI
Amour Sucré - Rated: M - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,902 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Castiel, OC - Complete
The Great Boyfriend Debate by doujinzii reviews
Oneshot. Various ships mentioned! What happens when Hinata can't keep his mouth shut about how great of a boyfriend Kageyama is? The Great Boyfriend Debate of course! Also known as the time Nekoma and Karasuno single-handedly drove Kageyama crazy. Starts off kinda fluffly then quickly turns into a downward spiral of crack.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,015 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/15/2014 - [Tobio K., Shoyo H.] [Kei T., Tadashi Y.] - Complete
Vacances ? Mais oui on se croit… by emimix3 reviews
Feliciano et Romano sont envoyés par leurs parents dans un camp de vacances, dans le but de les remettre dans le droit chemin. Fausse bonne idée. Quatre semaines à vivre en promiscuité avec des inconnus bizarres, c'est long. Très long. Trop long ? UA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - French - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,180 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 2/20/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
Frostbitten by Arialene reviews
{Complete} What if Jack hasn't been completely alone in the 300 or so years since the Moon granted him his powers? 11 years after Jack receives his Guardianship, he finds himself telling Jamie about the true tale of the Snow Queen, and of their love story that has been lost to time and much more fantastical legends. Romance, angst, adventure Image from: StronGyu(tumblr)
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,044 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] Jamie - Complete
Perle Grise by Missma reviews
Les garçons n'apprécient pas la beauté intérieure, et ce n'est pas en ayant à ses trousses une rousse quelque peu effrayante, un brun à demi-cinglé et du sarcasme à revendre que cette histoire se terminera par "ils vécurent heureux". Ah, vraiment ?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,113 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Roux, Vert et Argent by Nanola Meylhann reviews
Recueil d'OS. Les années de Ron Weasley à Poudlard à Serpentard. Devenir soi-même n'est pas facile, mais répondre aux critères des Serpents l'est encore moins. Ron va devoir apprendre à devenir un Serpentard acceptable  aux yeux de ses condisciples.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 91,518 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Ron W. - Complete
Roy, 30 ans, 11 mois et 20 jours by Astate reviews
Trente ans, trente ans, c'est l'âge limite pour quoi déjà ? Si Roy Mustang s'en était inquiété plus tôt, il ne se retrouverait pas dans un tel pétrin. Mais entre nous soit dit, il l'avait bien cherché ! Royed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 92,731 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Shall we Dance? by vorpalinas reviews
"Keep it down!" The princess shushed him, holding a finger to her thin lips. "You're not supposed to be in here, remember?" The young man's eyes widened momentarily. "You're the one who dragged me in here, remember?" He replied, imitating her pronunciation. KritoffxElsa. Written before the movie.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Elsa, Kristoff B.] - Complete
Châtiés: Les Jeux du Capitole by WoR reviews
La révolte a Cette fois, ce sont ceux qui se croyaient le plus en sécurité qui vont Enfants du Capitole, êtes-vous prêts à recevoir votre châtiment ? Ces toutes dernières Hunger Games devraient s'avérer inoubliables ! ABANDONNÉE.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - French - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,962 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Other tributes
she thinks she could get used to it by Take this to Heart reviews
His fingers are long—the type of fingers that a girl notices; the type of fingers that makes a girl wonder what kind of patterns they could sear into her skin. She averts her eyes and realizes that Stiles is looking at her (or rather her in his sweater) again.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,924 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Stiles S., Lydia M. - Complete
The King, the Queen and the Ace by Levi Ackerman reviews
"Heichou. Your pants please." Levi wondered how the hell she managed to keep such a straight face when she said it. Eren was rolling around on the floor in laughter. Levi scowled, meeting her cold gaze. It was Mikasa though, and he knew she wouldn't back down. "Calm your hormones, Mikasa, I'm taking them off," he snapped, standing up. ErenMikaLevi. Rated M for threesome, smut.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Levi A. - Complete
Sleep Habits by MyCurrentObsession reviews
Makoto clings to him in his sleep.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 129 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
Joyeux Cinquante Cinquieme Hunger Games ! by Hannami14 reviews
Voilà cinquante-cinq ans que la révolte du District 13 a eu lieu et que celui-ci a été détruit de la carte de Panem. Les Jeux continuent ! Fiction se déroulant avant l'intrigue de Suzanne Collins.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - French - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,089 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Complete
Equipoise by BunnyGoBoom reviews
Roy Harper joins the team, and Felicity has trouble adjusting to the sudden influx of testosterone.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Felicity S./Overwatch, Roy H./Arsenal
Anesthesia by Hardwood Studios reviews
Will has a dinner date. Hannibal serves his date for dinner. [Hannibal/Will]
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
End Transmission by Jilano reviews
Je pense que L ou la Wammy kidnappent des enfants surdoués et les amènent ici pour devenir le prochain L. Et tout ce qui nous est arrivé, ainsi que le fait que tous ceux qui auraient pu nous identifier soient morts - C'est plus qu'une coïncidence.
Death Note - Rated: M - French - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 164,381 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - [Mello, Matt] - Complete
Tuna addiction by Ann O'Neem reviews
Recueil d'OS traitant sur notre petit poisson favori ! All27. 1. Jalousie 6927. 2. Himitsu no Aï M27 3. Byakuran no Mori 10027 4. Il Maestro R27 5. X27 6. Il Discepulo R27 7. Quiproquos D27 8. Supa Chups 4827 9&10. Maestri R27 11. Extra
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 111,481 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Second Chance by Caela-chan reviews
"Celui qui fait usage de ce cahier ne va ni en enfer ni au paradis. Après sa mort, l'endroit où il se rend est MU Le Néant ". Light est condamné à errer dans le vide pour l'éternité. Mais L s'oppose à son destin. Traduction.
Death Note - Rated: M - French - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 177,305 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 4/25/2012 - [L, Light Y.] - Complete
Survivre: 35e Jeux de la Faim by WoR reviews
Les Jeux continuent et vingt-quatre tributs sont jetés dans l'arène, prêts à s'entretuer. Qui sortira vainqueur et qui rentrera dans un cercueil ? "Je regarde l'écran et réalise enfin; ils doivent tous mourir pour que je vive." Rated T parce que... c'est les Hunger Games, quoi.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - French - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 272,382 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Other tributes - Complete
Nature Scented Aphrodisiac by xAnima-Bellax reviews
Jackson is a really shitty boyfriend. Stiles knew this before they started dating. He also keeps breaking up with him for it… And because make-up sex is awesome. Includes Sterek bromance.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,160 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Jackson W., Stiles S. - Complete
Pirates by Archange reviews
46! Ambre, pauvre aristocrate française, condamnée au mariage forcé se retrouve embarquée sur un navire pirate... Entre la planche ou devenir pirate, le choix est vite fait.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - French - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 446,193 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 8/30/2005
Ginger la légende by Mak64 reviews
Je n'ai rien demandé, et pourtant j'ai droit à plein de non-privilèges comme me faire poursuivre par des fous dangereux, entendre à longueur de journée des voix dans ma tête, ou encore me faire haïr par la famille Potter. Je dois rire ou pleurer ?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 336,472 - Reviews: 1623 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - OC, James S. P.
Death File by Mauguine reviews
La mort en un clic de souris. La vie d'une personne sur votre écran d'ordinateur. Une nouvelle chance d'incarner la justice. Un futur où les dieux de la mort ne mangent pas que des pommes. Si vous pouviez télécharger la mort... Que feriez-vous ?
Death Note - Rated: M - French - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 358,734 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Light Y., L
Wall The Fck ? by emimix3 reviews
Huit petits bâtons se baladaient sur ce mur. Ces huit petits bâtons, cause de la dégénérescence et des pulsions frappant ceux entrant dans cette pièce. Mais que sont ces bâtons ? Pourquoi obligent-ils le monde entier à craquer leur slip ? REPOST
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - French - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,591 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Complete
L'oiseau moqueur by Les Nerles reviews
Je me concentrais sur tous les muscles de mon nez, de ma bouche, de mes joues, m'imaginais les remodeler, mais rien n'y faisait. Non, je ne parvenais à emprunter que le visage de Narcissa. Plus tard, les Médicomages de Sainte Mangouste diagnostiqueraient mon cas comme celui d'une Métamorphomagie partielle. Ma mère, plus prosaïquement, appelait cela du bon goût.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Andromeda T., Narcissa M. - Complete
More Than Attraction by whitetyger123 reviews
Antonio says he met his love's eyes over the bin of tomatoes. Lovino says he was stalked relentlessly until he was forced to give in. Written with Verboten Byacholate, side story to Root of Attraction.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,406 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Pétales by Mauguine reviews
Pétales arrachés, pétales soyeux, pétales flétris… Les fleurs sont belles, certes, mais loin de toujours être ces sages bouquets que l'on offre dans les contes de fées. Série de One-shots.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - French - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,080 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/10/2009 - BB
The Storm by Mauguine reviews
The Storm. L'orage. Parce que la vie de Matt est une longue tempête, rythmée par le fracas assourdissant du tonnerre et illuminée d'un unique mais fabuleux coup de foudre. Un éclairage magnifique mais mortellement dangereux… Mello. Bonus en ligne !
Death Note - Rated: T - French - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 191,532 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Serious Business by snappleducated reviews
Avatar Korra turns to her past lives for help with regards to seducing a certain fire-bender. Alternate Title: "Aang is the Love-Guru." — Korra/Mako
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 164 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
Kill it with a pen by Tsubaki Him reviews
AU. Novembre 2004. "Les humains dont le nom est écrit dans ce cahier meurent." "Une fois morts, ils ne reviennent jamais à la vie." C'était ce qu'ils croyaient tous, humains comme dieux, avant que ne se déclenche le plus grand désastre de l'humanité. HIATUS.
Death Note - Rated: M - French - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 99,291 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Light Y., L
Mascarade by worldangel reviews
Il est de tradition que les Gryffondors et les Serpentards se haïssent et qu'Harry et Drago ne puissent se supporter. Maintenant, il ne reste plus qu'à savoir si l'un des deux s'apercevra de ce qu'il se trame avant qu'il ne soit trop tard. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 351,674 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Addiction by TheCasualNerd reviews
YAOI/'I want to shatter him into tiny pieces again' 'To break the poor boy, till he begs me to stop' This time he didn't bother to hold back his loud crazy fit of laughter as he walked down the street, smirking, 'this is going to be fun '
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,041 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Masaomi K., Izaya O. - Complete
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Bref, j'ai voulu écrire une fic sur Bref by xLostInTheSun reviews
BREF - Bref, je me suis dit que ça serait cool d'écrire une fanfiction sur Bref.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Complete
Paperback Lover by usagi-mono reviews
AU. Nezumi doesn't visit the local bookstore for the cute white-haired boy that works there. He's only here for the books. No, really. One-shot, Nezumi/Shion.
No. 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Ignore Me Not by starsmeetsky reviews
It's been a long time since they beat Sburb, and even longer since they had their only kiss. But awkward feelings arise when Jade realizes that they are responsible for the survival of the human species. M for language and sexual themes. Dave and Jade.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Jade H., Dave S. - Complete
A Way to Say I Love You by Sapphiire Moon reviews
Spain and Romano have their first time, with everything appropriate for the first time, such as awkwardness, embarrassing confessions, and crying - but don't expect Romano to admit it . Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme on livejournal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,086 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/23/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Laundry Letters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Arthur attends a prestigious university and seems to have everything going his way… except for an inability to do his own laundry. Mature content herein, etc.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Jour de chance by Wynhilde reviews
Blessé, perdu dans la Forêt Interdite, sans sa baguette, et risquant d'être accusé de meurtre, il semble que ce ne soit pas vraiment le jour de chance de Drago Malefoy. A moins que... ? HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 45,031 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased an ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO unit. In order to ensure you have the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Spain - Complete
Shizuo's Bow Tie by CRQ reviews
Hi, I'm Shizuo's sunglasses. Shizuo's shoes need hearing aids, and his bow tie thinks it's gangsta. But who's this scrawny human with the bitchy jacket? And would somebody please give his switchblade some Xanax? Shizuo/Izaya. COMPLETE!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Eau de pluie by lufink reviews
Parfois, regarder ne suffit pas. Ce jour-là, il pleuvait... il ne s'y habituerait jamais.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2011 - T. Yamamoto, K. Hibari - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5559 - Favs: 12,865 - Follows: 1,691 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
She Found Out by RayLedgend reviews
"How could this happen? Gods don't make mistakes! My own sister found out I'm Kira?"
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Light Y., Sayu Y.
Les Enfants de la Raison by Tsubaki Him reviews
Yaoi L, Mello, Near... Leurs origines, leur passé d'enfant surdoué à la Wammy's House, leurs peines et sentiments de garçons incompris par le monde, et leur avenir qui s'avèrera tragique, aux conséquences dramatiques. Spoilers omniprésents. Fic terminée
Death Note - Rated: M - French - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 248,656 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
Five Men That Roy Ruined For Jen by moeexyz reviews
And one she hopes he doesn't. Roy ruins all of her relationships. It's all his fault. It's always his fault. Roy/Jen
IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Complete
A plus tard dans nos rêves by TheoryofChaos reviews
A quinze ans, c'est connu, on est le dernier des cons. Je ne faisais pas exception à la règle. Je t'ai laissé t'enfuir et maintenant je ne peux plus te rattraper. OS 8059. Pour Sednareinedeseaux.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - French - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2011 - T. Yamamoto, H. Gokudera - Complete
Massacre by Les Nerles reviews
Cissy, ma chérie, je pourrais te découper en morceaux ? Et Narcissa de lui répondre dans un soupir las : Non, Bella, c'est déjà la troisième fois aujourd'hui.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Ses grâces mécaniques by Les Nerles reviews
Vous désirez savoir si j'ai tué mon épouse ? Eh bien, sachez que si vous tenez à jeter du sel sur mes plaies, vous devrez me laisser le plaisir de vous retourner cette faveur. Je vous propose un marché : échangeons nos fantômes. Fic terminée.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,281 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Draco M., Rose W. - Complete
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 3,797 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Beautiful Mess by MistressKiko reviews
AU - A prostitute is the last thing Heiwajima Shizuo expected to encounter that night. But Orihara Izaya may be able to teach the business tycoon a thing or two about living life. And look damn sexy while doing it. Based off Pretty Woman.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,159 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
L'Aube Du Crépuscule by Eikaow reviews
Un soir comme les autres s'il en est : l'heure des explications est arrivée. Face à face entre deux adolescents qui finalement sont comme tout le monde. Yaoi - 8059
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/29/2011 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Maybe the Moon by TheoryofChaos reviews
Quarante-huit heures. Il ne lui a laissé que quarante-huit heures pour comprendre et accepter un sentiment en lui dont il ignorait l'existence. Malheureusement pour eux, il se pourrait bien que Dino lui ait demandé la lune. Une fois de trop. D18, OS.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - French - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,112 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/8/2011 - K. Hibari, Dino - Complete
Imperfect Match by thereisafire reviews
Somehow, despite all odds, Fukuda and Aoki manage to go on a date. And repeat the process. Fukuda/Aoki.
Bakuman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/7/2010 - S. Fukuda, Y. Aoki - Complete
The Laments of Being a Virgin by Shatterdoll reviews
Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
That's a Pretty Sexy Voice You've Got Thar by FatalTie reviews
Kida's voice is pretty sexy, if he may say so. Mikado is uncomfortable with this. Kida/Mikado
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Masaomi K., Mikado R. - Complete
How to Woo a Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Blaise Zabini can't have the object of his affections, he starts looking for a substitute. To his surprise, Zacharias Smith turns out to be a better choice than expected. DON'T JUDGE ME, JUST TRUST ME AND READ IT. It's CUTE. Yeah, mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Blaise Z., Zacharias S. - Complete
Le seul charme du passé, c'est qu'il est le passé by Eikaow reviews
Slash mettant en scène Byakuran et Irie 10051 lorsqu'ils étaient à la fac - OS - Yaoi - LEMON
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,050 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Byakuran, Shōichi I. - Complete
Secret Crowds by glassamilk reviews
Kink meme fill. An explosion leaves Denmark with a permanent brain injury and Norway struggles to find his role in their relationship as the line between lover and caregiver begins to blur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Of the Alphabet and Boredom by Manic Pixie reviews
A child of the Big Three's first guide to the alphabet, as written by Nico, Thalia, and Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 135 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Ubiquité by Les Nerles reviews
Aux yeux de tous, ils sont "Fred et George". Rarement "Fred", rarement "George", jamais "George et Fred". "Fred et George", c'est une sorte de prénom pour les désigner tous les deux, on ne les distingue pas. Eux-mêmes ne savent plus très bien qui est qui.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - French - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Vending Chocolate by Leather and Stripes reviews
Matt cannot stand Mello, Mr. Know-it-all in class, only to find out that they are sharing a bathroom. But that all changes...Alcohol can do wonderful things sometimes. AU. MelloxMatt, with several others on the side.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,932 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Mello, Matt
The Smithcatchers by Tsubaki Him reviews
AU. Matt, génie et malfrat désabusé, ne s'attendait pas à ce que sa vie prenne une telle tournure en sauvant la vie d'un garçon blessé sur la route. Un garçon aussi intelligent que lui. Fic terminée
Death Note - Rated: M - French - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,032 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
That's What You Get by julien-schu reviews
In which Ivan Braginski courts Gilbert Beilschmidt for reasons unknown; High School AU. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,538 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit! We have provided this manual, in order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Prussia - Complete
IVAN BRAGINSKI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Russia - Complete
L'affaire de la licorne by Wynhilde reviews
Les Malefoy sont doués pour mentir. Surtout pour se mentir à soi-même. C'est une sorte de tradition familiale. Mais une licorne et un certain Al Potter pourraient bien remettre cela en question. AS/S ATTENTION : CONTENU ADULTE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,340 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Silence Is Golden by ProfessorHojotheGEN-I-US reviews
Jojo x Caesar. If Jojo can't learn to keep his mouth quiet, then he's just going to have to deal the consequences the hard way.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
The Duties of an Austrian Maid by Hazel-Beka reviews
Roderich makes the bad decision of going out drinking with Gilbert, Arthur and co. He makes another bad decision when he accepts Gilbert's challenge of a drinking competition. If he loses? Well Gilbert did once say that he wanted Roderich to be his maid..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,038 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - [Austria, Prussia] - Complete
Voyage à Ilix by Astate reviews
Ed est petit et caractériel c'est déjà dur, mais devoir aller en mission aussi loin, et aussi mal accompagné, c'est au dessus de ses forces !C'est ce qu'il croit, mais cette mission s'avère peut-être plus intéressante qu'il le pensait...Dernier chapitre !
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 297,603 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Equal and Opposite by vended reviews
Après la mort de Sirius, Harry noie son chagrin en explorant les secteurs obscurs et oubliés de l'école. Là, caché au milieu des ombres, se trouve abandonné depuis des siècles le miroir de l'Ésoppo, qui dévoile à quiconque s'y regarde son égal opposé...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,608 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Harry P.
Intoxicated by Tierfal reviews
Mello shoved a drink into his hand. “Less talking,” he ordered, “more drunken shenanigans.” Matt/Mello, Light/L, and Mikami/Gevanni/Near, for IceQueenRex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Superbi Squalo and the Art of Polite Conversation by Imadra Blue reviews
When Superbi Squalo said "I'm glad your mother didn't have an abortion," he meant to say "I love you." Slash.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Squalo S., T. Yamamoto - Complete
Two Ways About It by VIII of XIII reviews
In which Romano realizes that he does not know the proper way to accept a marriage proposal. Spain/Romano, some America/England and Greece/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,809 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Popcorn et Soda by Kiwi le Smoothie reviews
OS Ryohei/Yamamoto - Je suis maladroit, et pas romantique. Je ne lui dit jamais 'Je t'aime', mais Takeshi le sait parce qu'il me sourit, qu'il cuisine toujours mes plats préférés et qu'il m'appelle 'Ryohei'.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Ryōhei S., T. Yamamoto - Complete
L'Art de la Prétention by AnnaOz reviews
Les Serpentards ont de petits jeux cruels qu'ils retournent parfois, quand l'ennui est profond, contre leurs propres camarades. Slash Théodore/Draco, Blaise/Draco évoqué, thèmes méritant le rating. A situer au début d'HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Theodore N., Draco M. - Complete
In the Loop by greenconverses reviews
Nico didn’t think he was that far out of the loop that he missed the memo where Percy Jackson, manly hero of Olympus, suddenly started liking guys. Slash. Nico/Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Percy J., Nico A.
Comme si la guerre n'avait pas eu lieu by Wynhilde reviews
Quand Drago Malefoy, Mangemort en disgrâce, voit apparaître à l'improviste sur son palier Harry Potter, héros adulé, un bouquet de roses blanches à la main, il se dit que sa raison commence à lui jouer des tours... Slash HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,604 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cheater, Cheater by greenconverses reviews
In which Percy joins the Goode High School swim team, Annabeth continues to not make things easy for him, and underwater kissing is involved. Again. Post-TLO, Percy/Annabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 310 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Taken to Extremes by snappleducated reviews
The nations face off in a car race. Romano has road rage, Prussia and Hungary are terrible backseat drivers, China makes some road kill, America refuses to ask for directions, England drives on the wrong side of the road, and Spain admires the scenery.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
my sweetheart gives me bruises by smartalker reviews
The foolproof method to dating: arrest all the competition. — OkitaKagura
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Okita S., Kagura - Complete
Total Drama Comeback by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
The original 22 contestants return to Wawanakwa for a second season, almost straight after the first. Who will win? What new friendships and love interests will form? Will Heather endure, can Ezekiel survive, and will Izzy find the elusive jellybean smuggler? Completed, official pairings and more.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 375,353 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Chris M., Izzy, Bridgette, Ezekiel - Complete
Cinq sensations by Kiwi le Smoothie reviews
OS Dean/Seamus - La première fois que Seamus et Dean s'embrassèrent, ce fût un peu douleureux.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Kiss me I'm Irish by Kiwi le Smoothie reviews
OS Seamus/Dean - Seamus aime son meilleur ami. A la folie. Et Lavande et Parvati décident de mettre en place le plan Chocolat. Le but ? Séduire Dean Thomas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2828 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Fall by TheoryofChaos reviews
Ce que tu crois amour n’est que désir charnel, et ce désir est pêché." Il y croit dur comme fer. Mais peut être que l'histoire d'un humain et de l'un des siens bouleverseront cette conviction forgée au fil des millénaires... Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - French - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Parchemess by Leviathoune reviews
Glisser un simple parchemin entre deux feuilles pendant un cours ennuyeux, ou encore tranquillement dans son lit, le soir, quand les dortoirs sont fermé. Aussitôt, on se retrouve connecté au réseau Parchemess de Poudlard. Yaoi, Ratting M, Fic complète.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,253 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Special by Lady Ophelia reviews
At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 3,485 - Follows: 424 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Family by BlackMercifulFaerie reviews
[Complete] Roy's family comes for a visit. Needless to say, Edward isn't exactly thrilled about it . . . especially when he finds out what Roy's been hiding from him. [RoyEd]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,659 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete