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Twilight Of My Life by
TheImperfectedOne reviews
What if Edward had given into his craving for Bella's blood when they first met? Better than it sounds! Please give it a chance and please read! Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,079 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
49 of Emmett's Corniest Pickup Lines by
Purple Cow Crayons reviews
49 of Emmett's stupidest, corniest, funniest pick-up lines. Rosalie is probably hearing most of these as you read! Dont hate me cuz im bored. just read, laugh, and love it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Emmett
A World Without Sound by
The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7809 - Favs: 9,738 - Follows: 2,782 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camp Wilderness by
muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 3,347 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Emmett Tries to Crack an Egg by
Glitterized reviews
Emmett decides to make Bella lunch, the only problem is that he cannot crack the egg.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
No Ramen For Emmett by
JesusFreakInc reviews
Written by Child-Of-God13, seriously. What happens when Bella has Ramen Noodles for lunch? onexshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Brokeback Forks by
guitar-rock-star reviews
Edward Jacob Brokeback Forks. Tent scene in Eclipse. My friend dared me to write this. mwhahaha
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by
vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by
Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 135 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Inappropriate Attire by
Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 145 - Published: 8/25/2006